I'm verrah verrah excited...And I just can't hide it.

I just posted my very FIRST chapter of Pistols and Petticoats in the forest...completely awesome right?

You should all go read it or at least lie and say you've read it so my fragile, need to be loved, writer feelings don't get hurt.

I might have squeed when I got the tweet from ADF saying I had updated.

ETA: I have a bloody awesome beta and pre-readers so no need to worry about the chapters being horribly spelled/punctuated like my posts. :)

I don't make a habit of watching fan vids -  if I do, I usually laugh. I know that this is probably ridic - but oh my God. This made me teary eyed.

Go ahead and make fun of me. If I weren't me, I totally would.

I would like to play a game of Word with Friends using only words that seem related to Twifics.Obviously any word can kind of be related but like this morning I had the word erotic and it totally reminded me of Twific. Anyone interested in starting a game? I am very new to Word with Friends so I am not sur how to start it. My name is Beans827 if you wanted to start and invite me. Any takers???

I saw this video and instantly thought of "the child who shall not be named" trying to tear her way out of Bella's womb.

Hey ladies I didn't try waxing until recently I have just been a frequent shaver my entire life but after seeing this video it made me not ever want to try waxing. I have learned from this video not to attempt waxing with this product but have discovered sugar waxing which is great and less painful. I'm not sure if any of you have seen this video but I found it on youtube of someone else's first experience with Waxing. I hope it makes at least one person laugh I know I did.

The Best part about sugar waxing is that if you don't like the way it feels on the first strip you can always use warm water to rinse it off because its just sugar and water.

I need some help.  Hubby has a big birthday next week and he told me he needs some cologne.  I don't know what to get and once I start smelling them at the store, I get confused and they all start smelling the same.  I can't remember what I got him last but I know I liked it and got it at Nordstroms.  Which ones do you like on your man?

FYT:
 

Hey Campers....I need to pick your brains... 

I'm working on my first fic.  I've got a solid outline, and having a great time.  I've got a great, helpful beta.  My outline is pretty solid.

All is well. 

This week, It's been tough finding the time to sit down and get my words on paper.  I don't want to make excuses, but real life obviously comes first, and little things have kept me away.  I've pumped out three chapters really quickly, and though the ideas for this fourth are in my head, I just haven't had the keyboard time.  I originally planned for Thursday - now I need just a few extra days to get it to my beta. 

My questions for writers are:

How often to you post chapters? Do you give your readers an estimated time frame for the next chapter?  Do you set yourself aside chunks of time designated specifically to writing?  What is your method for keeping on top of your writing?

My questions for readers are:

How do you feel about waiting for an update?  Does it bother you if it takes longer than you expected?  Do you like to have an estimation for the next chapter, or do you prefer to be surprised? 

Lettuce Discuss.

 Thanks for sharing - and thanks to the wtvoc for the thumbs up!! =)

Psst...isn't thinking Rob hot?

I just got a Nook for Christmas and I've been grabbing fics from fanfiction and putting them on my Nook, but I can't figure out how to download fics from other sites, like ADF, Twilighted or TWCS.  Can anyone help with that????

FYT:

From Breakingdawnmovie.org:

Carter Burwell is back and will be doing the score for BD 1&2.(This makes me verah happeh)

Also posted is an interview with Wyck Godfrey, who reveals where the break will be between the two movies.(The bold words open a pop up window for each article.)

 What do you think about the score and split point?           Is it different than what you hoped for?

Tell me about it!

Edit: The links are inside.

I found this a couple of weeks ago while perusing Youtube.

IT'S INSANELY ADORABLE!!!!!

There's another one inside.

To make this interactive, post one of your favorite Youtube videos or sensations.

Have you ever had a night when you have arrived home, nicely tipsy, and in no way ready to go to bed? But then... you try to call each of your friends and they are either out somewhere you really don't want to go or at home with their boyfriend/husband/kids?

I am so there right now.

Add to that, the fact that I am in a totally different time zone to the most of The Forest. It is 10.45pm on a Saturday night for me. This sucks.

In the interest of making this post Twi related... I just called one of my friends and his message was this: "Hi, this is ***. I can't come to the phone right now because I am loving up my boy on our 7 year anniversary. I'll call you back when we come up for air. *beep*." Bastard. Not only does he not want to come out boozing with me, he is also rubbing his smug relationship status too. I would hate him if it weren't so cute.

So, here is my question. What do you think the TTS characters would have as their voicemail messages? I'll start.

"Hey. This is Emmett. I haven't answered my phone because I'm doing something more fun right now... *cough*Rosalie*cough*. Leave me a message, including 2 good reasons why I should call you back and 3 reasons why I am better than you. Go... *beep*"

Thank you, famouslyso, for the banner!

Chapter 12 is up!

Come and discuss!

* Yes, there are prolly spoilers inside*

It's that time again.  Come share your favorite cat pics.  Can be your cats, internet kitties, lolcats, stuffonmycat, or the God of all cats (don't tell my cats I said that) Maru:

So I want to talk about this:

This is one of my favorite movie scenes ever. It's from Easy Virtue, which is one of my favorite movies (based on the Noel Coward play). It's not a cinematic masterpiece, and the acting isn't very consistent. What it is is fun.

And it also has this scene between Colin Firth and Jessica Biel. She's the American interloper who marries Ben Barnes' character. I won't give away the plot, but I think this scene is the best of the whole movie. Her chemistry with Colin (who plays her FATHER IN LAW, btw) is out of this world. It's wonderful. And it gets me super hot. just sayin.

I want this campfire to be a discussion of either

a)HOW FREAKIN SEXY IS THIS SCENE?

                      or

b)Tell me/post a video/pictures of some of your favorite movie scenes. They can be anything. I wanna know.

Or hell, it's late. Do whatever you like. Gif party, Colin Firth party, sexy men/women, cat videos, whatever you like.

Have you ever seen the jokes about how you know you're from your city well i just found one for mine and it couldn't help but laugh at how true is it..

So i thought why not see how funny and true the other one's are for other cities I'm going to post mines for Chicago inside

BTW... if you go to Google and type in You know you're from and your city although sometimes it goes by state they'll pop up

FYT

So last time I made a campfire I asked for awesome pr0n to replace what was lost when my laptop had an epic crash.

And you all delivered. You delivered SO GOOD.

You gave me Rob, Jackson, PFach, and even some sexy Cam and Kellan.

Now what am I begging for?

Some of those lovely ladies.... Kristen, Rachelle, Ashley...

Hit me good, baby, because I have pretty much NO good pictures or gifts of them of my own anymore... Please to be sharing with me, my loves?

or even if you're not french.

if you have read the book "Jean de Florette"... please come inside and tell me about it please.

I know the general plot line and stuff (and no, have not read the sequel), and watched the first half of the movie. 

alas, I cannot get into it.  i've been reading it for the past 3 months (which is ridiculous, bc i usually finish a novel in an hour or two give or take)

so help me?  some details about your favourite scenes/moments?  your fave characters?  thoughts? I need clever comments so it seems like I know what I'm talking about tomrorow.

thankyou very much.  and oh god. I hope this works. 

and god, I should not be particiapting in adf karaoke right now.

I declare this right here to be

A DRINKING CAMPFIRE!

Come on in.  How was your day?  Pull up a barstool and tell ol' Norm all about it.

Take out your wallet and share pictures of your kids.  Or random hot boys (that's even better.)  Share your favorite drink recipes...  tell me what yer drinking RIGHT NOW.  Post until you're sloppy so we can all laugh about your typing later.

DON'T MAKE ME DRINK ALONE!!!  (I'll be the wasted-looking blonde in the corner, who loves everybody after my third drink.)

What're you waiting for???

BAR'S OPEN!!!