Right, thread title means nothing.
I've FINALLY found a way to get around this FF ban. It's immoral but nothing and I mean NOTHING will keep me from some BxE shmexin'.
Right.
I'm all caught up on:
Young Pilgrims, Sleep Talk, Diva Diaries, Puddle Jumping [107 year old virgin] and We were here [lola pops].
I am looking for a non-whiny, non-slutty, witty, confident Bella who really,really wants Edward. Badward/Dickward is a plus.
Funny is always welcome.
Completed? Yes! I don't know how long I can keep up this walk on the wild/rebel side.
SO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...
Rec me somethin' goooddd...PLEASEE??!!!
FYT: [I swear half the time I make campfires, just to look for hawt pics...]
[Yeah, ok hot...but not as hot as......]
[you guys, Josh H. is so my Edward in a lot of badboy fics.. It's the hair. The jaw. The body. The EVERYTHING.]