Campers. It's been brought to my attention (by myself, and my powerful abilities of observation) that Rob's stalking tendencies may have shifted. Away from whom, you ask? TOWARDS WHOM, you ask? Allow me to provide new startling EVIDENCE that Rob is now, in fact, as we speak, stalking FEEB01.
"Who dat?" you ask? Why, it is none other than MYSELF! *gasp* "But, he loves GrownAssWoman!!" you cry, horrifically shocked and appalled. Outraged even. But I ask you -- what British heartthrob has GAW been cavorting with for at least the last 6 months? Why none other than Rob's friend BOBBY LONG! Do I even really need to post a picture of him? GAW won't shut-up about him. "He's so hot! He's so talented! Blahblahblah I luuuuuurv him."
"Where does that leave Rob?" you ask? Clearly, he needed some time to heal. I mean, look, here's photo evidence of the devastation he suffered when GAW cheated on him with his mate:
After re-discovering himself, Rob has turned his attention elsewhere in the Twi-Fandom. He convinced his Vanity Fair photographer to make this photoshoot a love letter. A love letter that can only be read...yes...by feeb01. The irrefutable evidence glares like the NYC jumbotron in this photo:
See what's on top of the piano? A clarinet. Do you KNOW what INSTRUMENT I PLAYED in my HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND? Allow me to SHOUTY CAPS you the ANSWER!! THE CLARINET!!!!
BEHOLD FEEB01 AT THIS 1992 BAND REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm the totally sexy one with the backwards band hat. You can't make out the clarinet but it's there. In fact, it's here, in my garage.
Don't even get me started on the VF cover picture. Amish schoolboy hat? I was in Amish country in 1999. Tiny alligator? It's just so...little and...FEEBLE EVEN? He's holding the most feebish alligator I've ever seen. And I've been to Florida.
Discuss your favorite Twilight cast member's blatant attempts to capture your fancy. As always, photographic evidence is encouraged. Don't forget to wish GAW and Bobby Long a long and happy (stalkeresque) future together. :^)