I keep seeing recommendations to read Edward Wallbanger, but I'm unable to find it as it has been pulled :(  Can someone please send me a .pdf?? Thank you!

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Does anyone have a PDF/link for the one shot "The Nutcracker Suite" by qjmom??

I see from her profile she has gone off to be published... but a good friend recommended this to me (from the DILF contest) but she hasn't got it saved.

I would appreciate any help... apparently it was good :-)

I've been reading some pretty heavy emotional books lately, and now I need some lighthearted, loving, Happily Ever Afters.

Help, I have read quite a few fics with HEA, however after my latest reading list, I really would like little or no angst.

When I first read "Imitations Extract", which basically swallowed whole chunks of "Expectations & Other Moving Pieces" and then vomited it out in an ugly, putrid mess, I wanted to, as Americans put it so eloquently, "cut a bitch".

I became more enraged when I read the 200 or so reviews, most of which were positive and gave no indication that the readers were aware of the original fic.

I wrote the author a polite PM and never got a reply.

The author later added a little note on her profile that her story is a fanfic of a fanfic, many many months after she began posting.

Readers, what do you do when you see this? Do you write the author an angry PM? Call her out in a review?

Writers, would you confront someone who plagiarised your work? Would you name and shame and risk giving the perpetrator more publicity and readers?

Hi I'm trying to find a fic I read last year.

All I can remember about it is Bella moves to forks after Renee kicks her out, she's actually been abused by Phil, where she meets the Cullens.

Its a slow build for her and Edward to fall for each other, and it's not instant HEA when they do.

After a brief affair (could be a 1 night stand), she falls pregnant, but then dissapears back to Phoenix for the summer.

When she eventually tells Edward of the baby he doesn't believe it's his right away. They eventually get things sorted, and she moves in with him and his family.

I think she goes into early labour, and the baby (girl i think) has to stay in hospital for a while.

OK, so a few people have asked to read this one too, and I'm really struggling to find it. I've checked the master fic list, but have had no luck.

So  figured a few more details might ring some one's memory (another british saying).

Tanya had got pregnant and told Edward he was the father then faked her death, this screwed Edward up as he knew he couldn't be the father and this why he doesn't believe Bella right away.

Edward proposes to Bella at the school talent contest after playing a song for her.

Phil threatens Bella after she and her mom have him arrested for assault and abuse (he also abused Renee), and Bella freaks out recants her statement then jumps off a cliff trying to kill herself and her baby. This is how her parents find out she is pregnant.

Does this help anyone remember....

Please can anyone help

today is free gin slurpee day at 7/11

get to it, report back to me on how good it was

i highly recommend the summer lime

or idk go reread scotchginnewgirl or something

anyway, how was your weekend?

here, colin firth, apropos of nothing except my love for your time.

I was looking through my favorite list on ff this morning and clicked through to hunterhuntings ff profile, and much to my dissapointment shes pulled all her stories. It looks as though she then went and opened a new web site back in June but it still says "coming soon". So I am wondering if anyone out there knows if shes coming back, or is flouncing the fandom entirely or really just what the heck happened. I thought everyone loved CW&IA. But then again I still sorta believe in unicorns, so maybe I am just naive like that.

If anyone could tell me the name of this fic, or if its still around it would be awesome:)

I read it aaaages ago and the details are blurry, but Bella somehow falls pregnant to Edward (I'm sure it's a one night stand), and he (unsure if his family do too) thinks that she's faking it, or she fell pregnant on purpose because he's quite well off and he thinks ..well, that she's a straight up goldigger. Argh! I can't remember much else, but I remember there was a scene.. in Edwards family's kitchen, and he confronts her, and she runs off crying or somethin..

idk idk. if anyone knows it, help a brother out?

Hi ladies!

The new chapter for Terms and Conditions Apply will be posted tomorrow at the latest.

Here is a little teaser to tempt the tastebuds!  :)

I am looking for stories where edward is bella's boss and is a complete jerk to her and she likes him anyways even though she thinks he has no clue she exists.

Hey Campers,

Just wanted to let you know that I updated the Master Fic List spreadsheet tonight.  It should have all of the lists on there now.  I have added the Averageward List, Short Story List, and the Mid-Length Story List.  The Short Story and Mid-Length Lists have their own tab just like the O/S list. 

Enjoy!

**One of these days I'll find the time to go through each list and see if any stories have been added to them that need to be put on the spreadsheet....

OK so I'm looking to see if there is any fics where B/E are together but then maybe Tanya starts telling Edward lies about Bella to brake them up. Then Bella leaves when the fam believes Tanya over her. After which she finds out she is preggo. Then years pass and Bella runs into the family and finds out E/T are engaged and they find out about her child. Does anyone know if there is a fic out there like this?

So... 6 months ago i moved interstate, and got a place on my own.... im 26 and just back at Uni studying again for my second degree (yes i realise this makes me insane) but im finding im really lonely.

I have grown up with pets in the house (especially cats) and i realised im used to putting in my extra love and attention into a pet.... which is what im missing here

So ive been watching the pet adoption sites pretty religiously, and just 2 days ago, 5 RAGDOLL kittens were rescued (their mother was caught in a trap), and they are 7 weeks old.

Today im going to have a look, and if they look healthy im going to adopt one, maybe 2 of the kittens...

NOW.... i have about a zillion questions. I have decided i want a male cat, but dont know whether i should get one of his siblings too.... i will be home ALOT, so they wont get lonely, but others have suggested 2 is a good idea....

Another thing is money, as i said, UNI STUDENT, so poor comes with the territory. No idea what to expect. I know i can afford food etc for it, just maybe not two... not sure.

Anyways, TELL ME YOUR STORIES of ADOPTION.... doesnt have to be of cats, can be of dogs etc. Any problems? Best things about it? What should i look out for? ETC ETC.... thanks

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Why haven't I seen a bunch of fangirling for this? Why? Why?  I am totally in love with this story to the point that I want her to update every hour of every day. It's cute, well written, AND original.  If you are reading it...discuss it !!! Mention it !! If you aren't, then go do so now.

Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with Nolebucgrl. This is not a shameless plug. This is just me gushing and trying to make up for the fact that I do not review stories.

EDIT..forgot the link....

Words with friends

I haven't seen this mentioned here (or anywhere else much for that matter). Good cause of course and OMG THERE'S AN O/S FROM AN AUTHOR WHOSE WRITING I REALLY, REALLY LIKE

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hi! I've been wanting to write something for the past week, but sadly I have had no inspiration!

So, I was just wondering what contests are currently accepting entries until the next week or so. It doesn't matter what type - wolf, canon, whatever. (As you can tell I am desparate)

Thank you!

Which do you prefer - An amazingly written story with an awful plot, or an awfully written story with an amazing plot?

Ok I blew it. The first time I try to rec something, I blow it. My apologies to tnuccio, for spelling her pen name wrong. Late night/early morning on cold meds,not so good. But please go to FF.net or Twilighted.net to find her. A Person of Worth, by tnuccio

Okay so I went to my first ever Polo match last night - which was lots of fun altogether but....it got me thinking, are there any Edward and his faithful steed stories? Either playing POLO or otherwise ....or does one of the many fabulous writers on this site want to snatch this up as a plot bunny and see what they can do with it?

I have nothing in trade except this:

The Man who looks like he can afford a stable of ponies

And the man who has a stable of ponies, AKA HRH Prince William

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR ANY HELP WITH THIS 

to add to the Interaction,

Who would YOU like to see decked out in white jodhpurs and a helmet?