Is it really that bad?   Lettuce discuss

http://movies.uk.msn.com/the-worst-movies-of-2011-voted-by-you#image=11

START NAO!!!! plz :D

I have been SO out of the loop lately that I have NO idea what's going on in the merry old land of Rob. PLEASE rectify this for me IMMEDIATELY!!!

I need pics, news, and whose seen Bel Ami, is it good? *sigh*

FYT.... OH HOLY CHOCOLATE FUDGE HURRY UP 2012

Talk. Now. Spoiler's to come...

Once upon a time, I used to like anonymous reviews. They were usually nice little care packages left by reviewers who didn't have the time to sign in.

NO MORE.

Now I get my first review. It's succint, vicious, derides my story as being morally bankrupt, rushed and a re-hashing of the source material it's based on, all the while claiming I didn't even understand the original movie.

Now I don't mind the review.

It raised some valid points. Points I would be happy to discuss in a calm, pleasent fashion with the reviewer. This would help stem my hurt and anger.  But I can't because they didn't even have the cajohnes to sign their own name.

If you can't say it to my (virtual) face don't say it at all.

So, Foresters, what are you angry about right now?

And here's a wonderful rec for your time:

Spider Loves Butterfly by nosleep3 reviews

You always think that because you read minds, you know everything." Edward/Bella, one-shot. A description of what it might have been like, had Edward had his way.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 4-1-09 - - Edward/Bella - Complete

Just like every week, we open up the forest for all of those inquiries you have been dying to make.

Inquries like:

"Could someone rec me...."

"What is the name of that fic..?"

"I forgot how to..."

"Can you help me find...?"

"I've always wondered...."

ALL HELP GOES HERE. ALL HELPERS ANSWER HERE!

It is the Amnesia, Request, Questions, Techie campfire....since I didn't do a traditional rec post this week, if you are looking for something to read this may be the place to ask!

Hi everybody!! I am looking for Breaking Dawn stills/screencaps with Rosalie on it, I am also looking for Emmett's. I want to open a tumblr and I am looking for new pictures to make a bacground. So please if you guys can help would be awesome *smiles*

BTW I missed you all too much!! I hope everyone is going fine *hugs*

Denny

I've started recently on a new fandom of fanfics,with harry potter's world specially dramione one's,and I've alredy lost the track of one:

Draco live with Hermione on the muggle world,I think it's in Chicago,they have a son but she doesn't remember nothing about magic including herself  being a wich,Draco gives her love potion to makes she stay by his side.The prologue is with both on the hospital after the baby is born.

And for the rec here gores the one that's started my new found love for dramione canon,it's so well written,in my humble opinion.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4172243/1-

Broken »reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition

I just have to post this here...

Found it on a friend's facebook and I totally cracked up!  

Just so I don't get mobbed or whatever, I have no personal feelings on any of these girls.  I just found it funny.  And in Bella's defense, if you had Edward Cullen and then lost him, you might be tempted to go catatonic for a while too. :D  

Use this campfire to post your awesome Twi/HP/supernatural memes.  Argue the virtues of your favorite hero or heroine and tell us why one is better than the other.  

Example:  Leia can take all these other girls because she rocked the gold bikini and made strangling a giant slug with a chain look sexy!

Or just come chat it up!  

Thank you to EKSmith and wtvoc for adjudicating on the matter of the potential offensiveness of "Bitches."

Anyone going?!

I've got tickets for the 16th... that's Friday night! Can't wait! :D

Has anyone seen them on the tour anywhere else? I'd love to hear what you thought.

I saw this and found it quite interesting. I think Chris Meloni will make a great addition to the cast.

http://www.aoltv.com/2011/12/13/christopher-meloni-officially-joins-true-blood/

In the criminal justice system, sexually-based vampire attacks are considered especially heinous. (DOINK DOINK)

Yes, that means Christopher Meloni has officially joined HBO's 'True Blood' as a series regular. TVLine reports Meloni will play a very powerful vampire. This vampire just so happens to hold the fate of Bill and Eric in his very undead hands.

News of Meloni's involvement in 'True Blood' first broke in November.

After spending 12 years as Detective Stabler on 'Law & Order: SVU,' Meloni abruptly quit the show prior to Season 13. Danny Pino and Kelli Giddish were brought on as new 'SVU' detectives.

This is Meloni's first TV gig since leaving 'SVU' and it's a homecoming of sorts of Meloni. He appeared on HBO's acclaimed prison drama 'Oz' for several seasons.
 

This week’s game:

FAN FICTIONARY!

Find 1 or 2 images (MAX) that are related to a fic and post them. Others will try and guess which fic you are talking about. Get creative, have fun.

Example:

(Answer: Wide Awake)

Come on inside and post your picture clues and answers!  :D

EDIT:  Since the reply alerts aren't working right now, make sure to come back and check your posts for replies! :D

ok guys i don't know if you lot are big Kristen fans but I AM soooo anyway i recently saw this blog and it has a gif of Kristen in a movie but i can't figure out which movie its from anyone here know ??? http://englishboyamericangirl.tumblr.com/post/14169147388/yashi0487-love-this-kris-looks-so-cute

PLEASE help it's driving me crazy i know that it isn't from any twi movie or the runaways obvs or in the land of women or Adventureland or welcome to the rileys or yellow handkerchief or Into the wild 

so what is it!!!

Oh, snap. (Do the kids still say that at school?)

Hogwarts is open for pre-enrollment.

June 2012.

DISCUSS!!

My rec is a HP fanfic Draco/Harry slash. And oh, lord. The burn is slow. The sequal is amazing. I've literally read each of them twice and am on my third read. Sara's Girl is an amazing HP author.

Reparations
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,458 - Reviews: 742 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 2-5-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

"Pigtails" but NOT in PDF form? Can't read it on Kindle, and I can't seem to get it to convert via Amazon or myself.

Thanks! 

** GOT IT! THANKS! 

so I´m deleting the rec from the BD companion cf because I really need an excuse to tell people about the MWE teaser and I can´t find another new fic because people would just comment on the pics and not the recommended fic

Recommended fic (though I´m not a fan of exclamation marks): Everlasting why

Summary: (the "*very* AU" of which is creeping me out)

There is a long silence but his expression does not shift, as if he is examining her, calculating something she cannot fathom. His voice is very deliberate when he replies. "What if it's not what I've done, but who I am?" - Bella & Edward, *very* AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,755 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 12-10-11 - Published: 11-1-11 - Bella & Edward

OMG LONG TEASER  FOR MEN WITHOUT EYES, which continues to make no sense medically-wise but no way in hell am i going to bitch about that ever again, HERE

ETA: Different pic because, seriously, the BD wedding pic was so OOT (and I'd used it in my previous cf)

I have just posted here on ADF the first chapter of The Archer, my one and only story with no vampires (but not All Human, mind you!). It is only 5 chapters long. And here is the blinkie Raum made for it.

But I want also to pimp two great fics I am reading

Angelward and Dukeward … how can I do without them? they are wonderful. It is so good that Lissa Bryan decided to post both her stories and is updating them every few days.

They are completely different from each other and from that Written in the Stars that so many of us raved about. But – and this for me is a plus – both are supernatural, even if there are no vamps in them. One, The better angels of our nature is about human people with superhuman abilities being kidnapped and harassed by a mysterious governmental Agency. Until guardian angels come into play. And Angelward is so delightful and so sexy (angels are not necessarily chaste in this story) that he owns me now.  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7601038/1/The_Better_Angels_of_Our_Nature

Summary: Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU Rated M for all the good stuff.

The other The Selkie wife is a historical novel with the magic Selkie legend thrown in. Selkie Bella is an acquatic creature, swims naked, eats kelp, and makes a father of a previously sterile man,.This very blueblooded Edward is a goner from the first moment he sees her. But the times are dark, Queen Mary will persecute non Catholics, non conformists, heretics and witches. Therefore dark clouds are gathering over the head of the newly wedded human/non-human couple … Needless to say, the well researched historical details are wonderfully weaved into the plot.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7598322/1/The_Selkie_Wife

Summary: Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU

Hi.  I'm looking for a fic "Forever Young" by Mirrorbay2000 or now she goes by BlindBeliever.

Edward Cullen is lead vocalist and keyboardist for the band, Forever Young, along with his brothers Jasper Hale and Emmett McCarty. Forever Young is a multi-platinum group, with wild success and several grammys to their name. They are on a plane, traveling back to the United States after completing their world tour. Bella Swan is a 22 year old student flying back to the United States after touring Europe with her friend Alice. Fate would have it that Edward and Bella sit next to each other on the plane. Except, Bella doesn't know she's sitting next to Edward. Because Edward has an alias to protect his celebrity status. Bella, a huge fan of Forever Young, just doesn't know that.
i read this story a long time ago and just love it, but sadly the author almost immediately pulled out. maybe you have it in your collection.
Thanks in advance.
Irina.

OK so I came across this fic on Twilighted, A Four Year Secret by clazarus. I took a quick glance at it and I know I've read this on FanFic but can't seem to find it there. It was further along than on twilighted. It's about how Bella thinks Edward cheated on her with Tanya, who is James' sister (Ed's roomate). Tanya had a crush on Ed so she kissed him when Bella was pulling into the driveway. Four years later Bella has a son Mason and sleeps with Ed again at a party. She ends up prego again and Tanya has Ed's baby to. E & B end up with T's baby. Does anyone know this fic. I don't know if it was removed from ffic or if it was under a different name. I do know there were alot more chaps on ffic than on twilighted.

Rec:

The Delicate Dance of Marriage » by funkydiva1978

Married for Love, In a marriage for Appearance: He broke her heart on the night she had the biggest news to tell him. What will Edward do when he realizes Bella wants to move on. Fight for her, or let her go.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 214,764 - Reviews: 2273 - Updated: 12-8-11 - Published: 6-6-09 - - Bella/Edward

Sorry-Looking for a fic.

It is about Bella having a heart transplant and the donor was Edward's Mom. From what I remember..Bella is back at forks 9 years later. She meets Alice and becomes friends with her. Edward has been living with the Cullens since his Mother's death and is not a happy person. He is also not warming up to Bella at all.

It is not the Dear Maggie one. This is a different story. I am not sure if I forgot to alert it or if it got pulled or what??

Help, please.

Fic Rec

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6037621/1/Edroar_the_Angry_Lion

This doesn't update often, but I like it. Lots of humor

I added a fic to my TBR list a couple weeks ago, but I can't find it. :/ Sometimes my iPhone plays tricks on me...

Anyway, I only barely glanced over the first chapter, and all I can remember is that Bella is a ball-buster-boss and Edward's her assistant or something and at the end of the first chapter, Bella asks him a bunch of questions and then tells him he's going to be her boyfriend. Reminds me of The Proposal with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds...

Help, anyone?

fyt...

In Places No One Will Find » by CarrieCee reviews
When a hazing prank goes wrong, troublemaker Edward is thrown together with the unpopular daughter of the Police Chief. Bella Swan was the last person Edward was likely to fall for. But Bella has a lot to teach Edward about himself, love, life and loss.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,324 - Reviews: 708 - Updated: 12-7-11 - Published: 10-6-11 - - Edward/Bella
 

^ Reminds me of a little less sappy A Walk to Remember. Loving it.