Earlier today, the forest was tweeting Mean Girls quotes with some of our lovely campers:

Well....DANIEL FRANZESE (AKA DAMIAN)  JUST FAVOURITED MY GLEN COCO TWEET. 

And another one of mine.  And two from other campers!!

(Yay MouldingBrain! Yay Bedelia!)

So come in here and squee with us.  

Share your favourite Mean Girls quotes.  

Share your favourite movie quotes - any movie! 

Or share any crazy celebrity encounters you've had on twitter/the internet/real life/whatever!

Good Morning Campers!

Let me start by saying that I am getting older (37, I know it's all relative, I don't feel 37), the tv's in my house are perpetually turned to Nickelodeon or Sports Center and, I, like many here, am usually glued to my laptop or Kindle. I live a sheltered existence.  Therefore, I am hugely dependent on you folks here in the Forest to inform me of things I am missing out on.  For example, Halawia's exuberant love of the Misfits opened my eyes to that fun.  And, I recently came across the excellence that is The Black Dagger Brotherhood.  I am only on book 2, but I am already so enthralled by these characters!  With that I say: Please!  I need to know these things! Help keep me informed people!

What else am I missing out on? I want to hear about your favorite book series, movies, shows that are mainstream or even your secret vices.

Fic Rec:

Speaking In Code

http://www.adifferentforest.com/Fiction/Title/769/Speaking_in_Code
Edward Cullen's trash is his neighbors' torture, and now his house is in violation of Chapter 36 of the Seattle Municipal Code. When Inspector Swan shows up to issue a citation, sparks will fly! ExB, AH

EDIT:  Thanks Everyone!!!  You've given me plenty of summer reading and show watching!!!!  I don't know where to begin!!!

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The REAL chapter ten updated last night!

LINK TO CHAPTER TEN AT FFN

(okay, it will look like chapter twelve. trust me)

As one of her team of super-betas, I will only say that you WILL find at least one NO WAY! moment in this chapter. 

Even I was thrown for a loop. :)

SPOILERS may or may not happen within, so enter at your own risk...

HI I'M LOOKING FOR THAT ONE FIC

IT'S AN ALL-HUMAN WHERE BELLA IS REALLY SHY BUT OCCASIONALLY FEISTY

AND ONE DAY SHE MOVES TO WASHINGTON STATE AND MEETS THIS SUPER HOT GUY WHO'S KIND OF A DICKBAG

BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, HE'S A REAL SWEETIE PIE

HIS SISTER ALICE IS ANNOYING AND IS CONSTANTLY BERATING BELLA'S APPEARANCE WITH BACK-HANDED COMPLIMENTS LIKE "OMG YOU'RE SO PRETTY, YOU SHOULD LET ME DO A MAKEOVER ON YOU SO YOU CAN SEE HOW PRETTY YOU COULD BE IF YOU TRIED!"

HIS MEATHEAD BROTHER EMMETT HAS A HEART OF GOLD AND TOTES LOVES ALL KINDS OF SPORTY THINGS. HE LOVES BELLA'S SASS.

HIS FATHER'S PRETTY HOT, HE'S A DOCTOR. BELLA IS PERPETUALLY CONFUSED BY HOW HOT HIS DAD IS AND IS WEIRDED OUT BY HER ATTRACTION TO HIM, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S KIND OF UNAWARE OF IT.

ANYWAY, THINGS ARE GOING REALLY WELL FOR BELLA AND EDWARD UNTIL HER SLIGHTLY ANNOYING BUT HOT AS ALL GET-OUT BUDDY BUDDY JACOB WANDERS IN AND STARTS METAPHORICALLY PEEING ALL OVER BELLA, MUCH TO THEIR MUTUAL CHAGRIN

SO, HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF THIS STORY?

ANYONE?

my rec:

at first, i thought it might be this, but as it turns out, this one's about vampires! whoops. you should read it anyway, it's not too bad. i know it gets a lot of flack and all, but i don't hate it like most people do. sue me.

so, what's up, guys? what're you reading lately? 

Hello Campers! Hope everyone's Monday isn't mistreating them too badly :)

In a twitter ...conversation? Whatever...tweeting some other people in the forest, we started bitching about being blessed with being very voluptious in the breast area and not so much in other areas.  For example, I am currently a 36 DD.  At my smallest (which I'm hoping to get to again in the next few months), I was a 34D because they don't make what I really was, which was a 32DD.  I know a couple others have this issue, and possibly worse because I'm sure finding bras and swim tops and the like for a 36F is like finding a needle in a haystack.  Not to mention, everything that big tends to look like a grandmother would wear it and also costs $1000 or so in comparison to those with not so much endowment... lucky bitches. 

What I want to know is how many more of you have this wonderful challenge?  Is there anything you recommend for those of us who haven't quite found that niche of attractive yet doesn't break the bank but is still supportive? Does that even exist? Apparently finding swim tops is a hell of a good time too, so if anyone has any suggestions in that area too, they'd be greatly appreciated!

God knows I need a better sports bra, but damn if the ones that hold them where they're supposed to be aren't expensive as hell and come in a specific size, which at the rate I'm going would be a new one every 3 months....ugh.  (Champion needs to step their game up, as far as I'm concerned!)

And for your time....

(Holy....those are some huge knockers! Why?! I don't get it, but apparently she's not running anywhere anytime.  Good for her.)

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Hi!

I am looking a fic that might have possibly been pulled from here, fanfiction.net and everywhere else! I can't remember how old it is though....

So Bella has a son but Renee and Charlie or just one of then tries to past the boy of as Bella's younger brother. Obviously the father is Edward. Bella and her son go to grocery shopping or to the video store and run into Esme who recognizes the boy as a young Edward. Esme demands that Bella tell him. She does and they arrange to meet in a public place, pretty certain its like a fair/carnival thing. Edward goes in like a suit and stands out like a sore thumb. He also appears to be stuck up. Also I think the kids name is like Masen or something but don't hold me to that.

Any help what so ever would be appreciated!!!

My rec is actually a story I found trying to find this one!

Unplanned Perfection: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6229263/1/Unplanned_Perfection

Its completed!

Heres the summary: Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to." LANG/LEMONS

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 434,427 - Reviews: 12189 - Updated: 9-25-11 - Published: 8-11-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete

Hi Campers!

I'm new to this site, but looking forward to exploring.  Seems like there are lots of great recs floating around here. 

I'm looking for a lost fanfic.  I was in love with Winterstale's The Garden, but it hadn't seen a new chapter in over a year.  Now the link on ff.net doesn't exist.   After much internet searching I found references to more chapters and an outake, but all of the links bring me back to the missing ff.net link.  Can any one help me find where the new chapters are posted?

At the moment I'm feeding my fan fic addiction with:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7312097/1/Kinkily_Ever_After

It's quite delightful and I'm really enjoying a strong, independent Bella finding herself as she jumps head first into the BDSM world.  This is a softer side of BDSM that is still way to hot to read a work.

Thanks!

Hi,

Im looking for a fic. Bella is a werewolf. She doesn't like Edward but she imprints on him. She's dating a human (that part is ambigious) because he might not be totally human. Edward is an alpha i think.

Thanks in advance!

My rec: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7076900/1/The_Slowest_Burn

360 : He took my underwear, hung them from his back pocket, then said, "These are mine." - AH, E/B, Lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 244,579 - Reviews: 4852 - Updated: 2-27-12 - Published: 6-12-11 - Bella & Edward

I should go to sleep, it is very late. But since Katinki post is very much down below, here are a few fics that have been updated today with no notice. Sorry for the lack of links, but if you are following them this should be enough.

Feel free to add others and good night.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7266225/32/The_Walls_of_Dreaming

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7046967/1/Once_Bitten

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7330541/1/Out_of_Sight_Out_of_Mind

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7814322/1/My_Forever_Family

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7795537/1/My_Mate

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7886248/1/Charitable_Donations

Hello dears campers!

So it's night where I am - 1a.m. to be exact - and I can't get any sleep at all (My alarm will ring in 6 hours). I'm pretty desperate, and I want to read this old good Training school. But I can't find it. Why can't I find it? Where did it go? I checked the database, I checked ADF and Twilighted and her site but nope - not a sign.

What happened to The Spoilt One, and what happened to The Training school?

My rec for tonight will be this awesome fic that got my panties in a twist with every update!

The Imprint  

In a world where imprinting is the norm and to think of resisting it is to face social disgrace, Bella Swan finds herself facing the dilemma of whether she should follow her instincts or her beliefs. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 486 - Updated: 3-13-12 - Published: 2-12-12 - Bella & Edward
 

With 'The Hunger Games' coming out this week, I'm all sorts of excited about it. After reading the books, I'm curious to see how they managed to translate those words into the screen. My friends think the movie looks cool and, without having read the books, are willing to watch the movies.

Personally, I can't do that. Almost all the time, I read the book and then watch the movie of it. I like to imagine the world and the characters by myself before seeing what Hollywood did. I, of course, then compare both of them in my mind and the few times that I've done this backwards (movie before book), I've found the book to be a million times better than the movie.

So, my question is: Do you prefer to read the book BEFORE the movie? Viceversa? Indiferent?

Also, is there a particular book you'd like to see in the big screen that hasn't been done? Because of the visuals or the story or whatever grabbed you. Or perhaps a movie that should've been better?

Do tell.

My rec this time is:

The Demons in My Dreams by littlecat358
27 y.o. social worker Bella Swan has seen her fair share of troubled souls, but nothing like Edward Cullen, part owner & manager of The Cullen House Group Home. Will he allow her into his life? And can she survive the demons that haunt him? OOC, Lemons .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 250,169 - Reviews: 4874 - Updated: 3-17-12 - Published: 4-26-11 - Edward & Bella

Is anyone else watching this? It's JJ Abrams and follow his usual odd storyline system. The premise is that in 60's they closed down Alcatraz due to repair costs, but in actuality everyone that was at Alcatraz on a specific date disappeared.

Now the inmates and guards are returning. This team of 3 searches the city of San Fran for them, and they're put in some kind of Government facility until it's figured out how they disappeared, and how/why they're returning.

J

-I have also visiited Alcatraz and it's WAY cool

Hi everyone!

Terms and Conditions apply by TheSainstMistress just updated it's final two chapters!!!!

Terms and Conditions Apply
There's only one person on this earth that Edward Cullen hates, and that's his boss...Bella Swan. She's cold. She's ruthless and incapable of human emotion, and to Edward's greatest frustration, the hottest woman walking the face of the planet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 174,921 - Reviews: 2596 - Updated: 3-19-12 - Published: 4-18-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6916502/1/Terms_and_Conditions_Apply

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Can someone help me with this?

Archive of Our Own, or Ao3

Supposedly it's a new fanfiction website, but it doesn't say much about it anywhere on the site. Does anyone use it? 

Is it like TWCS or Twilighted, or something different?

Please tell me everything you know!!!

Thank, Tor, for approval.

Details inside.

Approved by : EKSmith :)

Ok just got finished rereading vampire heart , did anyone like it and know more good stories? I am also looking for another story it was deleted back in 08 i think edward being a warrior class vampire and bella was his family slave and so was her mother they fell in love she got pregnant and he bit her thinking it might not work because she was too quiet he left the baby in another room while he greived her and then the baby went quiet and he went to check and she was there holding there baby. please let me kno if anyone found it?

Also if you haven't read Shhhhh! by Robshandmonkey, you totally should

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Hey there campers! 

One of my bffs is getting married on May 12th in North Carolina. Airfare is just waaay too much, so I will be driving. 

So, I was wondering if maybe anyone along my route would be interested in meeting up?! 

My plan is to leave Southern Illinois on Wednesday, May 9th in the morning. I'd like to get at least to Knoxville, TN before calling it a day.  I will be returning on Sunday May 13th, and was hoping to maybe to a stopover in the Ashville, NC area. 

Are there any campers in these areas?  If so, let me know! I'd love to hang out and have a meal or just get a nice respite from driving. 

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ETA: A Fic ReC! 

I haven't read Twi-Fic in a really long time, so the only one I can rec to you is.... EDEN BURNING, by Saluki

Eden Burning catches up w/ Edward & Bella after 4 years of marriage. What would have happened if Nessie was never & Bella stayed human? Would their love be enough to survive this dark journey or would their paradise burn to the ground? Dark, adult themes.
Rating: NC17

EETTAA: I totally forgot to make this one interactive!

So, question of the day: Have you ever driven cross-country before?  Come inside and tell me the story of your BEST road trip memory!

YA DIG?

The fourth book in Stacia's Kane's Downside Ghosts series is due out the 27th of this month.  I AM SO EXCITED! (And maybe a little scared.) These are GRITTY, MEATY, FLESHY, DARK and TWISTY books!!

Anyone else looking forward to the new book? 

Do you also have Terrible Fever??

Have you heard of or been rec'd these books but haven't really looked into them yet? Now's your chance! 

Also-- what new books are you reading this year? What are you looking forward to releasing this year? I have several books I'm dying of anticipation for! Any books or series you want to tell us about?? 

Review for the newest Downside Ghosts book  http://networkedblogs.com/vkP0W

Also: Stacia Kane's website: http://www.staciakane.net/

ETA: The first book in this series (Unholy Ghosts) is available to both Nooks and Kindles for only 99 cents right now!! Links inside. :)