Hai campers.
Sound needs dating advice. Sound never cared about dating before, but now Sound's clock is ticking and she wants someone to share life with. She just...has no idea how to find them. /thirdperson
I tried eHarmony a little while ago and was told I'm one of about 3% of the population that can't be matched. That felt great; my nerdiness literally broke their computer.
My life is so exciting. I go to work, I come home, and my cat starts slobbering all over me while I read or watch TV or play video games. If I shop I have to do it when the stores aren't busy. Crowds make me all upset. There are fewer sightings of me in public than Sasquatch, and even fewer photos.
I need to find a fellow nerd (just not the kind who's living in a basement plotting to take over the world). The problem is, if he's really my type, he never leaves the house, so I don't know how we're supposed to find each other.
Work is a total henhouse. No help from that quarter.
Finally, even if I sighted one out in the wild, I wouldn't know how to ensnare communicate with it. I'm usually good at talking to someone new only if they lead the conversation.
Someone here must know where to find the quiet ones. And what to say to them. If not, wth. Once you've been told you're too boring by a for-profit dating site, nothing can ever faze you again.