I want to find one fic, it's E/B and I remember it being humorous and litlle detail: there are both Esme and Renee fanfic/erotica authors :) Anyone remembers that? Help is much appreciated!

Don't let this...

...be my family!

We're getting family photos taken in just over a week, and I'm stressing out about what everyone should wear.  It will be me, hubs, our six-year-old boy, and one-year-old girl.  I don't want to be too "matchy-matchy" but I want everyone to coordinate, sort of.

Any suggestions?  Or do you have any super-cute photo poses or ideas you've seen?  It's an hour-long session, so we have some time to play around.  If you feel comfortable, I'd love to see your favorite family photos too!

And if you've never visited AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com, you're missing out...

Hi Guys!!!!! I NEED some really good fanfics. 

I want it to be:

- Twilight Edward/Bella

- Complete or updated regularly

- Romance, not a lot of angst

- And a SEXY EDWARD OF COURSE! :)

I'd LOVE your help. :)

I've always, always wanted to...

TANGO LIKE PACINO

I just looked up at the ads on the top of my screen here on ADF and this is what I see.

My thoughts were, seriously? Is this guy for real?

I was in a fit of giggles and yet slightly intrigued so I clicked on the ad.

192 pages Paperback 

The Trouble With Twilight is an informative, well-documented, and up-to-date commentary about not only the Twilight book series and movies, but also the culture of occultism and its particular enticements for today’s youth and young adults. Revealed are little-known facts that will surprise many parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles—whoever loves children and youth. Forces greater than authors or Hollywood are influencing millions of young people, yet they know it not. You should understand these forces.  

Forget the giggles, after reading the review I was in full blown hyena laughter!

My mind is boggled at this. 

If you would like to purchase this little gem it's only $10.19 (Canadian) on amazon. Here's the link http://www.amazon.com/Trouble-Twilight-Todays-Vampire-Hazardous/dp/0768432375

Apparently Steve has also written Hour of the Witch: Harry Potter, Wicca Witchcraft and the Bible. Don't worry it's also available on amazon.

Ok, so for some time now I've not been able to get Flag to load, which also mean, I've not been able to download any fics *sad panda*

Anyone have another fic downloader that's easy for someone of my limited capabilities to use (that's also compatable with Mac?)

I'd much appreciate it :)

FYT:

This week, my 9-year-old complained about having to wear a bra to school every day. I assured her that she needed to, because she was beginning to grow boobs. I told her it was her first step to becoming a woman.

Later that day I was volunteering at her school, when her teacher came up to me laughing. She said my girl snapped her own bra, got a look of total satisfaction on her face, and proudly said, "I am a woman."

It was HILARIOUS, but god, I sure hope she didn't do that in front of her whole class.

Did you do anything silly when you were a kid? Are there some children or puppies cutifying your neighborhood? What funny/adorable stories would you like to share?

Just curious to see who has been watching The Secret Circle.

And if you do what do you think of it? 

What do you think of the most recent episode?

What about Cassie? Miniature hooker or Girl next door?

Faye, good or Evil?

I only have one friend in RL watching with me and I want your input!

Thanx!

ETA: Spoilers Alert! (thanks Tilara!)

I need to find this crack-fic.

More description inside...

So, I was fic diving a while back and I found this,

Green Eyes and Lullabies - Bella Swan has a cataclysmic experience in a bar with a complete stranger. He abandons her just after, but left her with much more of himself than she bargained for.

There are only 3 chapters completed but they were awesome. Basically B&E have a quickie in a bathroom stall. Edward takes off right after without even saying goodbye. Fast forward 9months and Bella is in the hospital about to give birth and surprise! Edward is the Dr.called in to deliver.

My question is does anyone know of any fics similar to this one? Or any other one night stand type pregnancy fics.

My rec is "The Slowest Burn" by Typokween. Not only because it is amazing but also because it is Friday and I am anxiously awaiting an update.

Ok is it just me or did anyone else have a hard time getting past the first 15-20 mins of the film. To this day I have yet to finish it. I have tried to start this movie 3 times and I think I might have made it 30 minutes but no more for sure.Please someoneg let me know if its worth watching all the way through because I find it to be extremely boring. I own the book but have yet to read it because I've found the film to be on the level of the DRY EYE GUY. Am I the only one who hasn't finished this or are there any others. I was so exicted about this movies the previews make it look like such a great film. What are your thoughts on the movie? To be honest I really wanted to see it because of Rob and Reese. I feel like I will be dissapointed like I was when Eat Pray ,Love came out. The best previews ever and one of the worst films in my opinion. great music and locations but thats about it.

Someone please give me something to look forward to in this film.

well I do have the book and if anyone wants it I will gladly ship it to them for free.(Water for Elephants)

Hello Lovely's just wondering if any of you have read anything that is a little out of the box lately? I just want to read something that is unique yet brilliant. I'm desperate for more jacob is a perve/creep/peeping tom stories. I find these to be hilarious and yet I only know of two. IF any of you have the goods stashed away in your saved fic files or have written any yourself please SHARE THE WEALTH! I want to laugh until I cry. I'm currently in the process of moving and need my break into the world of Twilight so please indulge my strange request. IT doesn't even have to only be jake fics just something thats not poking fun of edward. I see enough of that in most fics in general. Thanks

FYT: I love these pics.

                                            Talk about secret agent. He can be matt damon in borne identity.

Rec: Progress: The Origional Sleep Humper Love Story ....."Isabella, this is Edward. He starts today and I've already given him a tour." Randall said tightly. Edward? That's an old dude's name. This fine specimen of man in front of me deserved something elegant and exotic…like Fellatio.

First pic is Robert Pattinson Covers The Italian Vanity Fair

I read these two AWESOME stories today and just had to share:

Arrangement » by QuantumFizzx (New!)
A hired-hand holds back her improper emotions, a son tries to honor an old arrangement, & a father makes new arrangements for reasons of his own. Maybe doing to noble thing isn't always the right thing...
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 412 - Updated: 10-14-11 - Published: 10-12-11 - - Bella/Edward

The last update left me reeling! Have you read it? What do you think will happen? Will Carlisle go through with it? How will Edward and Bella ever get their chance?? What are your theories?

Dear Isabella » by wtvoc and jandco (Completed)
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,683 - Reviews: 382 - Updated: 1-28-10 - Published: 1-1-10 - - Bella/Edward - Complete

Holy mother of christ! Sad, sad, sad. It came with oodles of warnings but I read on anyway. Thought I'd be able to keep my composure through it all. I came close too, but failed miserably by the time the last chapter closed in. I cried my eyes out. Did you read this story? What are your thoughts? How awesome is it?

X0X0

Okay, so I'm new to the whole app thing.  I was recently given an itouch by the lovely and generous DianaWolfskill and I love it!  Actually, my whole family loves it.  My husband and daughter can't get enough of

My son and daughter love

And me? I love me some WWF

But I want to know what I'm missing.  Please come in and share your favorite apps.  I prefer free but you know, if there's something that you simply can't do without that costs a bit, share it anyway!  I'll share a couple other apps I've found that I'm enjoying in the comments. :D

ALERT!

This campfire is most likely to cause drink spewing conversations!

Just read about this on another site and I've added the link in the comments due to the content subject matter.

THEY DID THAT? WHILE DOING THAT? NO FREAKING WAY!

Is that even possible?

and do have a story that can top it?

So I don't know if any of you have heard all this brouhaha with Senora Beyonce and her baby. Apparently she went on an Australian TV show and when she went to sit down her whole belly collapsed!

Here is a video of Wendy Williams explaining the whole thing 

I just think this is really interesting and I wanted to know what you guys think. Have you guys heard of anyone faking a pregnancy or dealt with situations like that? I know it may be really personal to some folks. 

Lameness alert: this is my first campfire. Please excuse any idk what I'm doing vibe surrounding it.

I'll be in NYC next weekend. I arrive Saturday afternoon, have daytime Sunday to frolick and leave Monday. I'm looking for something fun/cool/low key to do while I'm there. Nothing super touristy. I'm staying near Madison Square Garden, but don't mind wandering the city. And it's not my first time there.

So native NYC-ers: if you have one free day, what is your favorite thing to do/place to hangout in the city? Also looking for some food recs. I eat pretty much anything.

Please and thank you.

My reason for going to NYC:

Happpy Friday Campers !

This is my thank you campfire for the authors who kinda own me! 

I love all of you for writing and sharing your stories with me !Thanks so much ! but as I was reading a new one shot by stelllunasky that day and realized I just don't want her to stop writing fanfics Ever! She is just that awesome ! I mean RL happens,some authors lost interest in writing ,there are publishing issues and everything..I totally get it ! But Stelllunasky and jandco---- God forbids If they ever stop writing ---Oh my god ! I can't even stand that thought ! Even the thought made me feel like crying ! anyway I'm not good with words and I hardly left reviews (I'm ashamed of that ) But I so wanted to tell Stellalunasky and jandco that THANK YOU for writing !! I LOVe LOVE LOVE the fics you have written so far !! Thank you !

To make this interactive Do you feel such a way about someone ? I know you do ! Let's talk (fangirl) about them !   

So- DH just texted me about a wedding we have been invited to in November.

What do I wear to such a thing?

I currently own NO dresses as I don't wear them. The 1 skirt I do own is black, goes to my ankles and has slits up BOTH sides to my thighs.

On the shoe front : I tend to steer towards chuck taylors-I own 1 pair of black kitten heels that have been worn once.

So- ideas on the cheap will be appreciated-

J

I do not know if anyone posted this but Breath-of-Twilight on FF is hosting a Haloween Countdown but it is suppose to have more until the New Year! It has some great authors and a variety of stories...SPOOKY AND SPUNKY!

Check it out....

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7348457/1/Countdown_to_2012_Farewell_to_2011

(stupid OS 5 update still can not help me link links).

To make this interactive share your own Real spooky or spunky Halloween stories!

hope this post ok...it is Friday...right? My week flew...whoo!