i_heart_the_doctor

Okay I never do this!

Sunday May 13, 2012 at 4:28 PM

But I want recs! I want funny stuff! Like really funny.... not porny fic with some sarcasm thrown in that pretends it's humour. That just won't do. I want sarcasm, i want witty banter, i want silly in jokes between Edward and Bella... i want childish humour, i want bucket loads of UST and a cute frienship! a few pop culture references would be awesome too.. i want to laugh! 

I don't ask for much do i? lmao!

What's the funniest fic you ever read? 

i'm going to rec this (and funnily enough it's the one been recc'd to me most while on my appeal for humour.... so obviously it's awesome) 

The Cellar by iambeagle

Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
 

also pretty much anything by Misswinkles

and here is some funny music to get people in the mood! 

 

 
(and don't even let me get started on my lack of fun music rant... i think that's how i spent most of yesterday while debating whether or not to do a pop punk is not dead campfire...)
 
if you have no fic recs or funny songs just give me funny pictures or funny jokes! I just want funny! lol
lungsburst

Kristen Stewart Elle US BTS

Sunday May 13, 2012 at 3:52 PM

 

 
HOW IS SHE SO STUNNING AND PERFECT!?
THOUGHTS???
DELETED USER

Favorite Food Finds

Sunday May 13, 2012 at 2:20 PM

Favorite Food Finds

 

While shopping this weekend, I discovered this:

 

 

Cream cheese + Chocolate = Heaven + Foodgasm

I will be helpless with this newfound delight.  It's 2 of my favorite foods combined, and it is delicious.  It's a good fruit/pretzel dip.  But he11, before it's over I'll probably be slathering it on d@mn near everything.  I don't know if it's brand new, or only new in my area, but I'd never seen it before this weekend.

So fellow campers, hit me with your favorite food finds!  What products did you recently discover that are now new faves?

Dallianna

Rob is so hot right now campfire

Sunday May 13, 2012 at 1:54 PM

Picture taken today, on his birthday, outside the hotel where he's been staying w/ Kris for the duration of her press junket this weekend.

Come share your favorite "Robert Pattinson is so hot right now" pictures :) 

Prolly more of these to come via RPLife :) 

TiramiSue

The Male Ego...

Sunday May 13, 2012 at 11:49 AM

...though humongous, can be a frail little thing.

While we are celebrating Rob's birthday today by spamming posting gifs, pics and vids here in the forest to gush and lust over enjoy, we should also be considerate enough as to not forget about all the other hunks out there!

Negligence is not to be taken lightly. Some guys out there feel left out!

As to not cause half of Hollywood's male population to get depressed, I want you to post me something or everyting of your favorite actor/musician/artist that, in your opinion, certainly is in dire need of attention!

Have a heart for all the Brad's, Josh's, Kellan's and Chris's out there!

Ryan & Brad are waiting for some loving, too!

 

Though it pains me to say it--> this is a Pattinson-free zone!!  o_O

So, go ahead and post away!!!

(P.S. this my first cf, come and help me out here ^^)

missrebecca

Elle US

Sunday May 13, 2012 at 8:00 AM

I know there was a CF further down with a couple of photos in, but I thought I'd add in the interview :)

I really liked it, and I don't tend to read them lol.

Here's a link, but I'll post it as a comment.

What do you all think?

Also, what are some of your favourite Twi-cast interviews?

sri

Happy Mother's Day!!

Sunday May 13, 2012 at 6:36 AM

No language can express the power, and beauty, and heroism, and majesty of a mother's love. It shrinks not where man cowers, and grows stronger where man faints, and over wastes of worldly fortunes sends the radiance of its quenchless fidelity like a star. ~Edwin Hubbell Chapin

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love. ~Mildred B. Vermont

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh

If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam. ~Lord Langdale (Henry Bickersteth)

Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together. ~Pearl S. Buck

The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men - from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. ~Spanish Proverb

She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn't take them along. ~Margaret Culkin Banning
 

Come in here and share your mom moments...

If you're a mom, which mom are you? the strict one? the friend one? the one who kids take for granted? all of the above? none of the above?

tell me your best mom moment....or the worst...anything!

Let's talk...

DELETED USER

A Different PROM

Saturday May 12, 2012 at 6:04 PM

I did this campfire last year when my daughter had her Junior Prom, and it was a lot of fun. Now here we are on Senior Prom night and I'm all for recycling. I didn't get to go to either of my proms when I was in high school. Let me live vicariously through my baby girl and you- come share your funny prom stories, tell us what your prom theme was (my daughter's this year is Casino Royale...hmmm, wonder if the prom committee had watched Twilight recently), what was your song, and most importantly- POST PICS!!!! I want to see our campers decked out in their formal finest. Here's my gorgeous girl :-)

 

lungsburst

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT PATTINSON CF

Saturday May 12, 2012 at 6:04 PM

 

TODAY IS THE ONE AND ONLY 

ROBERT PATTINSON'S BIRTHDAY

source

source

COME WISH THIS BIRTHDAY BOY A HAPPY BIRTHDAY 

AND SPAM WITH PICTURES/GIFS/VIDEOS

WHAT ARE YOU FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT HIM?

Besotted

The Fantasy Basket

Saturday May 12, 2012 at 5:12 PM

I've rec'd this here before,but I feel like with Mother's Day coming up, I need to rec it again.  If there are any mothers out there who are feeling overwhelmed with their roles - you know, the endless number of hats that we wear on a daily basis, I URGE you to read this fic.  I don't think I've ever related to a character in this Fandom the way that I relate to JenEsme's Bella.  I relate to her so much that it hurts.  Thankfully, the beautifully portrayed Esme has some wise advice to offer.  ;)

An excerpt from last chapter (that any stay at home mother can probably identify with):

"Right. Great." I over-pronounced my Ts. "That's the image you want to convey? The hot shot young doctor with the bimbo trophy wife? Thanks," I spat. As if it weren't bad enough already in these professional situations when people ask what I do. There are three typical reactions to a stay at home mom: 1. The conversation grinds to a halt because nothing I have to say can possibly hold any value to the person I'm talking to. 2. The person I'm speaking to instantly dumbs down the conversation and starts talking to me like a child. Or 3. On rare occasions, the person I'm speaking to will understand the value and temporary nature of child rearing and carry on their conversation with me as the intelligent adult that I am. Of course, I need to have something intelligent to say if option three is going to happen, which Edward was withholding from me tonight.

 

Give this fic a try!  You seriously won't be disappointed.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8032020/5/The_Fantasy_Basket

 

DELETED USER

Welsh men do it better

Saturday May 12, 2012 at 5:06 PM

Taking advantage of free for all weekend

SO... here in the US, eastern time it's nearly 7:00 in the evening

HOWEVER there's a certain fella...

one that many here in the forest know I'm quite fond of

(cough, check my avi, cough)

who is currently in Spain at the moment

and being as it's after midnight there that means something big

IT'S IWAN'S BIRTHDAY

This handsome man here

Shares a birthday with our very own Robert Pattinson

He's officially 27 today

So come on inside this campfire right here and Iwan spam

I'll even give you a challenge.

let's see if you can find a pic/gif I haven't already seen!

or just post pictures of hot guys

perhaps Rob, seeing as they share the same day?

just... come play :)

*eta i know no one cares about this as much as I do, but plz indulge me* lol

THANK YOU FOR THE TAGS :D

*Ranger edit...tagged, you're it :-P

UNKNOWNUSER

It's Game Time!

Saturday May 12, 2012 at 3:23 PM

Hey Guys!

I had so much fun the last time we played, How about you?

Let's Play A New Game!

How Good Is Your Memory?

I'll post a pic of an item. Something we saw somewhere before.

In a movie, series, etc ...

You Guess Where.

Write An Answer.

Simple!

Let's Start With This.

 Now, Where You Saw It Before?

Get In And Answer!

Post A Pic And Let Us Guess.

C'mon, Guys, It'll Be Fun.

lungsburst

ELLE US SCANS

Saturday May 12, 2012 at 2:56 PM

 

MORE INSIDE

THOSE ARE GORGEOUS

WHAT DO YOU THINK

 

 

hitc

Need mommy advice and love

Saturday May 12, 2012 at 8:44 AM

So I have been gone from fandom stuff for about 5 months now. What prompted this....I GOT PREGNANT FINALLY! This was a huge blessing because it came around a difficult time for my hubs who had had surgery. I decided to refocus my life on my first love...GOD. I honestly felt extra stuff was blocking my relationship I have had with my faith for over 16 years. So I jumped ship....and my refocus really gave me some perspective about what is important. I slowly started reading again, some actual books too! Shocking, hahaha.

 

Anyway last week we had a very big bump in our baby bump. Our baby's songogram was great but the doctor called and said they found two cysts on the babys brain. You can imagine how rocked we were. I jumped headlong into research and my Bible. My doctor said it happens and most resolve and we will rescan in a few weeks. It does not help matters that I have hormone induced anxiety dissorder with all previous pregnancies and deliveries. But I am really trying to just pray my heart out, surround myself in God, and trust. BUT the faliable me can not escape this worry and fear.

 

So I thought of all you here....everyone is so kind and great and gives great advice. I thought out of all the users maybe one of you might have some experiences to share. 

*is it still free for all weekends, if not rangers please feel free to delete.

 

*i decided to post this because we have told only those closest to us...felt better to do as anon. I have learned some people thrive off possible bad news gossip...plus so many of you are really great kind women here. 

 

alegranote

Guess who just graduated

Saturday May 12, 2012 at 8:25 AM

After six years of primary school, two years of middle and four years of high school, I am finally done with free education. Come celebrate with me and tell me your stories high school graduation and beyond. Please, you know you want to :{D On a side note does anyone know how to attach gifs and pictures on an ipad??

sri

hugs, cuddles and snuggles...

Saturday May 12, 2012 at 7:24 AM

Heylo Campers....

Ever had a day where you just need a HUG!!!

or someone to CUDDLE you...

or somebody SNUGGLING into you...

I'm having one...

so bring in your HUGS and CUDDLES and SNUGGLES and lets spoil everyone in the FOREST with an overdose of LOVE!!!!

GracieHartford

Can we talk Politics?

Saturday May 12, 2012 at 7:24 AM

I live in the US and I don't get to hear much about what is going on around the world. Can you tell me how your country is doing?

 

Do you live in Brazil? Tell me about it. France just had elections, how was it? How is lovely Greece doing? Is it as bad as they say? Will Greece be the first country to pull out of the Euro? Dominican Republic is having elections on May 20. Are you there to tell me about it? How about Britain? I heard something about Austerity measures. Are you in Portugal, Germany, Russia, Puerto Rico?

Please keep it civil. I know nothing about party affiliations, I just rather hear from a local (you) then from a (perhaps) biased US reporter.

Take it away.

Rangalicious

The Forests Funniest Home Videos

Saturday May 12, 2012 at 6:53 AM



But now it's your turn campers!


 

Alliemay

Turning 21!

Friday May 11, 2012 at 8:30 PM

Hello Campers!

 

This is my first CF so im a little excited / nervous 

 

So I turned 21 this week which I was kind of excited for and dreading.

because this means i'm a full on adult now which scares me a litte since I dont really feel like i'm a grown up yet.

dose that even make sense? 

So what I want to know is what you did for your 21st and what was your first drink? Any Suggstions for my first drink?

 

I was kind of a good girl in high school so I never drank and when I started college I never drank either I went to a fashion college so there wasnt really any raging keggers lol. 

wckdqueen

RANT!!

Friday May 11, 2012 at 8:23 PM

Ok, so last week I was raging.

This week?

This week, I'm ranting.

 

...I'll be ranting under the fold...and I invite you to come~rant! rave! vent your spleen!!  Join me!!

 

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