We have a woodpecker drilling holes in the side of our house. He put one hole in and my hubs filled it up with foam. He put another hole right beside it. Grrrr. Filled that one up with foam. He picked the foam out and went back to work.

We have had neighbors walking by our house knocking on our door to tell us he's back again.

My hubs wants to get a pellet gun and take him out. I can see my hubby hanging out the window with a gun and having a swat team come and arrest him.

HELP! How the heck do you get rid of a woodpecker who's putting holes in your house?

free for all, babe.

no nudie shots.

no filthy talk unless yer gonna come over and whisper it in my ear.

feed a tree, it's free.

I was just listening to Rihanna's song Stay in the car and was suddenly reminded of New Moon. The whole song just seemed to perfectly fit the book! This has never happened before and I thought I would share :)

Has this ever happened to you? Read a book, and then years later hear a song that just reminds you of the book and captures the feeling of it?

Now I specifically say the BOOK and not the movie. When I read New Moon it was so intense and emotional for me ( I was also sixteen when I read it. lol) but the movie really fell flat for me, it never caused the emotional upheaval that the book did( I mean at times I felt like there was a hole in MY chest!) and I feel the movie never captured that.

This is the campfire of Self Promotion:

THE PIMP CAMPFIRE.

Tell us about what you or a friend write. Brag about yourself. . .

TOOT YOUR OWN HORN!

Do you have an awesome tumblr? Did something amazing happen lately? Did you once sing background vocals for Celine Dion? 

TELL US ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU DO!!!! 

We want to know!

Really!

Hi everyone! 
As usual I'm here asking for help!

A few years ago I wrote a twilight one shot and published it on an italian site...Now I'd like to post it on FFn.net and I'm translating it....the problem here is that obviously english is not my language so I'm bound to make lots of mistakes... I need a Beta to read the one shot and to tell me were those mistakes are...not just grammar mistakes, I need a sincere opinion on everything! I don't really know someone here or on ffn.net so if you're interested pm me!

here's a rec for your time:

The Gap

Author: capitalab PM
Their first encounter is brief, minute, insignificant, forgettable. At least it should be. Edward and Bella live very different lives, but a chance encounter forces them to reexamine everything they thought they wanted.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Romance - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,321 - Reviews: 1,071 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 03-31-13 - Published: 10-09-12 - id: 8595287

It's a WIP I discovered recently and it's really good!

She totally doesn't give anything away....but we do see the new cover

EW interview

Are you excited? What books are on the horizon that you can't wait to read?

If you have amnesia about a fic, this is the place to ask about it!

If you have a request for a type of story or a book, this is your spot.

If you are unsure about something that has to do with ADF, ask here.

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If you have requests, questions or amnesia about any other areas in your life we like to answer those as well. I don't care if you want to know about sewing with burlap. If it is bothering you, here is the place to ask. We won't judge.

This is your campfire. Ask away! Many people like to answer!

WELCOME TO HELP DESK WEDNESDAY!

Rob in his favorite (it seems) t-shirt.  KStew in skinny jeans and chucks.

Ashley Benson was there.  I don't know who that is, but she is in Spring Breakers.  Rob's new best friends Joaquin, Vince, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Florence (and her machine) and various random musicians that tweet about him were not in attendance that I know of, lol.

To make this interactive:

What was your best birthday ever (as an adult)?

So, I'm recc'ing a fic I'd never thought I'd get into. It's not one of those 'omg must read it all in one sitting; keep thinking about the characters day and night; just update already' kind of stories, but I liked it. Interesting twists on canon, even if it's kinda BDII-ish (Renesmee, imprinting thing happened, the Voltury exist and meddle etc). I usually flounce action/suspence whatever stories, but this one had internal plus E/B angst involved, always involved, and that made its 175,051 so far words worth it.

By way of sorrow

Author: jaxington PM

Bella Cullen has spent the last ninety-five years giving everything to protect her family and mourning the loss of her long dead human husband. A trip to Alaska to meet Tanya's latest romantic interest changes everything. The vampire she meets there has his face, his hair, and his body, but not his memories. It's a strange new world.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Angst/Romance - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,051 - Reviews: 1,427 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 04-02-13 - Published: 10-15-12

I need a beta. And not just any beta, a beta with a lot of time on her/his hands and the ability to spot the incorrect use of an Oxford comma. More info inside.

Here's eyecandy (unless you really like bearded flabby marooned men whose breath smells like rotting meat):

Rec: Something True Author: BelieveItOrNot
With too many secrets and a haunting past she'd love to forget, at seventeen, Bella is sure love doesn't exist. College dropout Edward Cullen can't seem to keep hold of love, or his music. A cottage, a lake, a tree, a muse, wrong choices, and heartache. How will these two cope with life and keep afloat? A daily word-prompt WitFit. Alternates between past and present. AH E/B
Rated: Fiction M - English - Angst/Romance - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 1,109 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 04-08-13 - Published: 03-15-13 

Okay so I know you guys are sick of me asking for advice, but here goes anyway!

I'm just gonna drop this bomb: I'm thinking of moving back home with my parents. I'm 28.

I know.

I need some serious help/ideas/suggestions/commiserating. Details inside!

PS. Campfire aprroved by WTVOC.

Here is my rec: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8515332/1/Mud-Sweat-Beers

Welcome to the Monday Morning Hot Guy Campfire. What better way to start your week than a hot guy?

Every Monday, I'm going to dedicate a CF to the Hot Guy of the Week. The catch? The CF can ONLY be about the current nominated guy.

We all have different tastes in men, so please don't yuck anyone's yum. If you have a man you'd like to see crowned for the week, PM or hit me up on twitter (@ffcherry) with his name.

Do you write fan fiction?

Give us a little peek!

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EMMA IRENE

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