WEEK 1 OF AIR FORCE BASIC MILITARY TRAINING:

MTI: What the piss trainee?!? Hurry up!!!

ME: (trying to lock wall locker but can’t get the lock through the hole)

MTI: Stop moving slow!!

ME: (Fumbles more with the lock)

MTI: Holy crap M, we’re waiting on you!!!


WEEK 2 OF BMT:

(during drill practice)

MTI: Holy crap M, get in step! Maintain your DCID!

WEEK 3 OF BMT:

MTI: (while checking beds) This hospital corner is disgusting. Who did this bed?

( random trainee raises hand)

MTI: Get on your face.

WEEK 4 OF BMT:

MTI:. This is the frickin 4th week of training and what are you doing? Not listening to student leaders, not getting details done on time…talking during TAPS. This is unacceptable. None of you deserve to be here right now. Ya’ll better get it together. I’m not afraid to recycle this whole flight.

WEEK 5 OF BMT:

TECHNICAL SGT.: Hey you, M. You been studying?

ME: (sitting at the position of attention) Yes sir.

TS: What is the rank insignia of a Master Sgt.?

ME: Sir, trainee M reports as ordered. Sir, the rank insignia of a master sgt…..

TS: Hurry up and don’t hesitate. I don’t have all day.
Me: …is a chevron of 6 stripes, one of which is inverted.

TS: You sure?

Me:… I believe so sir.

TS: None of that “I believe so” crap. It’s either yes or no.

Me: Yes sir.

TS: Outstanding. Carry on. (walks away.)

Me:  0_0

WEEK 6 OF BMT:

Cadre/MTI: ya’ll got 15 minutes to eat your MRE, get all the trash together, and get back in formation. Make it happen.

All of us:

0_0


WEEK 7 OF BMT:

(After we get our duty dorm inspection result)

All of us: Yeah, we’re not getting honor grad…

WEEK 8 OF BMT, first half of the week:

Trainee A: If B doesn’t shut up I’m going to knock her a^& out.

Trainee B : if you don’t shut YOUR mouth I’m going to knock YOUR A%* out.

SECOND HALF OF WEEK:

Trainee A: (to trainee B) OMG, I’m going to miss you!!!

 Trainee B: OMG I’m going to miss you too!!!



SO yeah…quite an experience. BEAST (week 6) was awesome, but at the same time a dusty, attitude-riddled hellhole, and today was graduation. We were band flight so we played during Retreat and the ceremony today. I’ll try to post some pics inside once I get the chance.

I feel….different but the same. Does that make sense? I learned a lot about myself, what I’m capable of, but most of all how to be social again (which is a really huge thing for me...the last couple of years have made me shy away from the rest of the world…I know this sounds cheesy, but for the first time in long time, I can honestly say that I’m happy. ?) I’ll try and describe some experiences in the next week.

So tell me, in the last 2 months, what have I missed?

p.s: My replies to you all might be a couple of days late. I won’t get my computer back until sometime next week (my parents brought mine for me and I’m using it now, but I can’t take it back with me on base. They’ll have to mail it to my tech school).

So…talk ;)


 
 

I'm obsessed with DIY. (especially the DIY and Crafts tab on Pinterest, oh yes)

Give me homemade anything!

Hobbycraft (a shop in England - don't know if it's international) is a bad place for me, every aisle is pure temptation for a craft addict like me.

Now I know there are some crafty ladies here.

I want you to show me your craftiness.

Give me handmade clothes, shoes, toys. Innovative decorating. Upcycling.

Do you bake cakes, show me them too!

Do you make money from your craftiness? Show me!!

Do you have any tips and tricks you've learned through your crafts?

I've had a crafty week, so I need people to share in my obsessions lol.

I'll show you mine, if you show me yours ;)

IT'S THE FFA! CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT?

this ain't redtube, keep yer nudes deep in the internet, this ain't the place.

don't offend my innocent eyes and ears with yer vulgar speak, either. on the front page, anyway.

post anything, anything, anything else you want.

i will post this classic:

I'M POSTING THIS EARLY TONIGHT.

TIME FOR ANOTHER NEW EPISODE!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TONIGHT?

YOU KNOW THE DRILL, CAMPERS. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN HERE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN'T WATCH THE SHOW AT 8PM EST.

SO COME ON IN AND DISCUSS!

Its discussion time!

Come in and share your thoughts/questions on

Beautiful Creatures

** April's Book will be posted inside **

Hey campers! It's me again! Hopefully I won't get into trouble for this campfire-I didn't ask permission. (Naughty naughty, I know lol). It is about Norman Reedus though, and the walking dead, and kinda Rob a little bit.

So I'm not sure if any of you read my previous campfire a while back about the Nashville Tattoo and Horror Festival? It's this weekend and I'm so excited! I'm taking my nephew and we're going to meet this guy:

Yes, Daryl Dixon himself, Norman Reedus!! Also Sean Patrick Flannery, Linda Blair, Lew Temple (Axel from WD) Jake the Snake, Stacy Dixon, a couple of WD zombies and some other people will be there, so it should be fun.

But ya'll, seriously, what does one say to Norman Reedus? I mean mentally I'll be saying dirty things, but In real life I can't embarass myself lol. I need something cool but not groupie-crazy like to say besides "You're awesome and I wanna have your babies."

Have you ever met a celebrity? Were you cool, calm,collected or did you embarass yourself?

Anyone else here happen to be going the festival?

The only way I'd be more excited is if I were meeting this guy, I think:

PS. My bestie had her baby about two weeks ago, for those who knew about my freak out (She was due this weekend! It was like baby? Or Norman? Baby? Norman? Lol. She is super cute and I wanna squish her lil face and cuddle her all the time!)

Here is my link to a WD fic I'm loving for some reason called "Gimme Danger" :http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7770442/1/Gimme-Danger

purple edit: HOW CAN YOU START A NORMAN REEDUS CAMPFIRE AND NOT TAG IT WITH MY NORMAN REEDUS TAG

SORRY!  I didn't know  there was  norman tag *hangs head* also how the heck do I post my own pic from my computer on here? I wanna show you my norman meet! Grr someone email me and help please!

ask a ________

let's play a game that's designed to stir up participation and make a friend or two or seventeen!

here's how to play: 

-start a comment and list your "qualifications"

-we'll ask you questions based on your areas of "expertise"

-you answer them 

-ask other people questions based on their stuff

-profit

oh, and as always, if you ask me medical questions, i'm probably going to just tell you to GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR

some black and white colin o'donoghue singing and playing the acoustic guitar porn sent to me by lookingforhoofprints fyt:

Tomorrow we get the latest installment of the Black Dagger Brotherhood: Lover at Last!

I am quite curious as to how she'll handle the m/m action.  I hope she doesn't fade to black on us.  I loved all the books, but have found some of them to move very slowly and I have to push through to get to the good stuff.  Which is your favorite and least favorite book or character?  I'm a fan of Butch and Zadist.  Least favorite is Zhex.  I'd like to see more of previous players in this book.  I feel like once they have their "own" story, they fade out and we see them in passing.

Fic Rec:

Assumptions by branson101

Welcome to the Monday Morning Hot Guy Campfire. What better way to start your week than a hot guy?

Every Monday, I'm going to dedicate a CF to the Hot Guy of the Week. The catch? The CF can ONLY be about the current nominated guy.

We all have different tastes in men, so please don't yuck anyone's yum. If you have a man you'd like to see crowned for the week, PM or hit me up on twitter (@ffcherry) with his name.

Do you write fan fiction?

Give us a little peek!

Post something about your upcoming chapters here

excerpt / pictease / music / riddle / poem / banners

~ Don't forget to include a link to your story! ~

New pics of them in L.A..  Available at the usual sites.  

I am posting one of Rob clutching some candy and a fun graphic I found on Tumblr. 

ETA:  KStew slimed at a kid's award show, lol.  

credit for above graphic to http://angelic-demon.tumblr.com/

To make this interactive:

Are you regularly on Pinterest or Tumblr?

Why do you like to go there?  

What kind of stuff do you look at?  Recipes?  Photography?  

I have some great tags I follow for inspiration in my work, so I guess I could say I use Tumblr professionally.

Week 20 - back in week 1, we posted pictures of ourselves and said that we would post pictures now, at the halfway point, and then again in Week 40 - the end of the challenge.

If you want to - come and post your pics!

If not - come and tell me how you're going to cope with Easter next weekend - too much chocolate, ahhhh!