bookofmeandyou

Oh my...

Monday January 25, 2010 at 8:31 AM

To Be Stabbed In The Front by forevergold has been UPDATED!

www.fanfiction.net/s/5187934/18/To_Be_Stabbed_In_The_Front

Have you read it? No? What are you waiting for then? :)

AprilAnne

Oh Pulsepoint!!!!

Monday January 25, 2010 at 7:04 AM

Burn and Shine UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you havent read it... i think it is the most authentic look into a damaged and disgruntled MALE psyche as he encounters Bella.

It doesnt have all of those "oh my Bella, when i saw you i couldnt breathe, you owned my heart from the moment you said Hello". Yeah... because guys really think like that. But it does have an insecure man/boy who is still getting comfortable with himself, his past, and an annoying (yet loveable) wide eyed Bella.

WoW this fic is amazing. **fangirl SQUEEEEEEEEEE**

I LOVE this FF.... i am probably not selling it too well... but give me the benefit of the doubt. READ IT! 

It is like nothing else in this fandom.

Lettuce Discuss Ladies!!!

HollyCullen

Awesome Fic Rec! GYNAZOLE by Mrs. TheKing

Monday January 25, 2010 at 6:32 AM

If you've read Poughkeepsie or Crushed Seraphim you know the awesomeness of Mrs. TheKing.

She has one that she's been adding to and it's up to 3 chapters. No words can describe how absolutely hilarious this fic is!

Summary:

Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5682539/1/GYNAZOLE

 

DELETED USER

The Runaways Review

Monday January 25, 2010 at 4:08 AM

 

Sundance: Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning rock out in 'The Runaways,' but the movie itself is no knockout

 

From the moment I arrived at Sundance, the movie that more or less everyone, including me, wanted to see most was The Runaways — and not just because it offered the chance to see whether Kristen Stewart, as Joan Jett, could leave her swoony Twilight mopiness behind her and play a rock & roll princess with down-and-dirty spunk. (Verdict: She can.) It’s also because the Runaways, a packaged group of choppy-haired teen-glam feline punkettes from L.A. who, in 1976, did for girls playing power chords what the Sex Pistols did for beer-spewing anarchy, may seem cooler now than they did then. In hindsight, they blazed quite a trail, but they didn’t have many good songs — and even their best one, “Cherry Bomb,” never quite broke free of their jailbait novelty-act image.

The most entertaining thing about the movie is that its writer-director, music-video veteran Floria Sigismondi (making her feature debut), has a sixth sense for how the Runaways were an image first and a rock & roll band second. Early on, we see Stewart’s black-shag-haired Joan in an L.A. boutique, where she has to coerce the sales woman into selling her a man’s studded biker jacket, which she wears as if born to it. Stewart’s no-frills, casually likable performance begins with Jett’s distinctive tough-girl saunter — which is to say, the actress knows just how to walk like a skinny dude. At the same time, we meet Cherie Currie (first name pronounced Sher-ee), who chops her platinum-blonde mane into a David Bowie shag, paints on the facial lightning streak from his Aladdin Sane cover, and lip-syncs to him at a high school talent show, which results in her being pelted with wads of paper.

These girls, it’s clear, have their underground fashion bona fides down. But it takes Kim Fowley (Michael Shannon), the noted record producer who becomes their psycho Svengali, to teach them how to rock out like boys. Fowley, who favors red-leather jackets and dog collars the size of tiaras, is a hyped-up hustler-manipulator who looks like a punk Frankenstein and shouts everything as if in mid-tantrum. He’s a ruthless creep, a kind of jadedly oversexed type-A head case, but he knows what sells. He finds Cherie in a nightclub, immediately placing her in the band as if he were casting a porno film. The fact that she’s only 15 is, to him, icing on the bad-girl cake.

There’s a fun scene set in the girls’ grungy rehearsal trailer, where Fowley, with a little help from Joan, makes up “Cherry Bomb” on the spot (“Hello, daddy! Hello, mom! I’m your ch-ch-ch-ch- cherry bomb!”), and he teaches Cherie how to sing it…nasty. Beneath her postures, she’s supposed to be a sweet, quiet girl who loves Peggy Lee and Don McLean, but she learns how to snarl and wiggle her crotch. Then Fowley teaches the girls to brace themselves for hecklers, and to fight back. At a concert in Japan, they’re in full flower, and you can feel the electric pull of what’s new about these girls co-opting the male-hormonal thrust of rock and making it their own.

When it gets away from the stage, however, and from the iconography of strutting she-devil-in-lingerie empowerment, The Runaways is just a watchable, rather so-so rock biopic, with the thinly imagined characters and desultory, one-thing-after-another episodic slackness of a TV movie. Granted, there’s a special challenge in bringing this story to life: The Runaways were really just little girls who fed themselves into a giant, buzz-saw machine of image and marketing, all ruled over, of course, by Fowley, the gonzo manager-producer from hell. So they’re really passive vessels in their own story. But The Runaways turns them passive in a different way: They’re made so likable and innocent and quaintly brash that they don’t fully have egos, erotic or otherwise. Stewart, in black eyeliner, nails Jett’s sinewy attitude, but Joan’s sexual proclivities are treated in a teasing, music-video way. I mean, why be so coy in a movie that’s supposed to be a rowdy celebration of a new kind of audacious feminine sexual power?

But then, Joan is really just the side player here. The Runaways is fashioned as Cherie Currie’s story — and the little bite-size conflicts provided for her, though they may be rooted in fact, aren’t fleshed out in a convincing way. She squabbles, tiresomely, with her twin sister (Danielle Riley Keough), and when Fowley forces her to do a solo cheesecake photo shoot for a magazine, Joan blows up at her for selling out the band’s image. Excuse me, but does Joan understand what the band is selling? Cherie falls into drug and alcohol addiction, but the script is so scattershot that Dakota Fanning’s performance ends up a little all over the place. She’s a Bowie freak, a soft-rock innocent, a dissolute addict, a nice girl in over her head — and with all that going on, she never even raises her voice. The Runaways shows you that the Runaways were authentic — if packaged — stars, and they they were victimized for being ahead of their time. As a band, the movie gives them their due, but as individuals it doesn’t make them interesting.

What do you think Campers? I can't wait to see it myself

DELETED USER

fic rec!

Monday January 25, 2010 at 3:34 AM

 

ZOMGWTFMLYUPDATED!!

 

 

So... I have a fic rec for you all, it's called My Lost Youth by Edward. A. Masen and ZOMG SHE/HE UPDATED TODAY. *brb fangirling* In case you were unaware of the epicness of this fic, in a nutshell, it's about Edward's life straight after he is changed.

 

 

It's so beautifully written with facts and history woven in that you really get inside Edward's head. She/he also does that thing that I love so much where Edward is a legit 17 y/o BOY who has been thrown into this completely outrageous situation with no idea of what to do. I'm a complete sucker for those ones where Edward is acting his age and not like some 60 y/o hausfrau.

 

 

 

TL:DR?

 

 

READ IT NAO! It's amazing and judging by the reviews, it needs more love because it is that amazing. And I don't normally rec fics so this is a big step for me.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4855866/12/

 

(Just throwing it in there that Breaking Points is hands down my favourite fic ever and ZOMG SHE UPDATED YESTERDAY. It's like Christmas came early for me)

 

No pictures for you but instead some lolarious youtube videos for your viewing pleasure.

 

 

 

This series is fairly amazing. You should watch that too.

 

GOD I'M SO FULL OF RECS TODAY?!?

wtvoc

pulled fic to share amongst yerselves

Monday January 25, 2010 at 1:10 AM

 

sorry it took so long to format this, but i finished pdf-ifying Saturday School for those of you who wanted it.  if you messaged me, it's in yer adf inbox.

and here's linkage for downloading Saturday School for your very own to do with as you wish! i'll just make it easier for you all to distribute amongst yourselves.  i give permission to any foo' who wants it as it's mine to distribute.

Saturday Schoo'

and omg, please remember/note that this was written like, a year and a half ago.  excuse the fic cliches, but dude.  this shit wasn't so cliched back then, holy crap.  I NOTICED A TWITCHING COCK OR TWO.  D: D: D:

for those of you not around back then... this was an all-human written by the following people:

jandco

withthedavidboreanazevenbackthenofcourse

upthedownslide

halojones

heartbroken1 (remember news to me, guys?)

ereeen

bittenev

goo82 (  omg realize :`( :`( :`(   )

twilightzoner

guineapigbarbie

dollegirl

acireamos

now, talk about your dream multi-omg-collab story, and who you'd like to see write it.  or about how much you miss some of the people listed up there, idk

just don't talk about pulled fics omg

for my time, brand new boreanaz photoshoot:

 

i love him.

emibella

BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A WHILE

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 8:49 PM

 *MAN CANDY POST*

 

Hopefully all of you have read the start of Ysar's NEW FIC "An Illusion, a Shadow, a Story" and have read the update to Jennyfly's "River Dam" and "My Escort" by Bratty Vamp Updated as well...

So now I am in the mood to look at some delicious MEN. 

They can be Twilight Guys, Non-twilight Guys, your Old Favorites or your new. Just give me a picture, gif or youtube vid of a man that takes your breath away.


ps. tomorrow I am going to post something new. A request post. Think of ANYTHING you want to request and look for it. :)

 

JennyBenny

Help Me With My Homework?

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 8:48 PM

Hey forest friends! I had a homework assignment this week in which I had to come up with some names for a hypothetical scooter company. Now I must test six of the names my classmates deemed the best and I need a wide demographic range so instead of hunting down a lot of random peeps on the street I though I would come to my beloved forest with all it's diverse ladies and their diverse opinions. So if you could take a couple of minutes to copy and paste this table into a comment and rate the names according to your tastes that would be awesome! Thanks guys.

 

Name

Memorable

Trustworthy

Big Company

Small Company

Total

 Bantam

 

 

 

 

 

 Haberdash

 

 

 

 

 

 Metmo

 

 

 

 

 

Urban Cycle

 

 

 

 

 

 Green Machine

 

 

 

 

 

 Italia Hogs

 

 

 

 

 

Please score each name 1-5 with 5 as the highest rating. Then fill out the demographic questions below.

 

Demographics

Age:

Sex:

Urban or non-urban setting:

Student or non-student:

 

 

I'd just like to throw a disclaimer out there. I am not an advertising major, this is a result of one of those overlap classes the communications deptartment at my school loves to do, so these names are kind of stupid...but hey, the assignment's done and that's what is important! :D

This post was approved by Jandco!

dawntwilight0000

TWILIGHT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY WIFE?

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 8:29 PM

Sorry if this has already been posted, but..

 

This video is way to funny. It's called Twilight What Have You Done To My Wife?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVy8Dr_SxWg

briannaaa

A Pretend Marriage

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 7:23 PM

Hey  Everyone!
 
This is my first campfire! *waves*
 
I just have a question to ask you all. Does anyone know what happened to the fabulous story, “A Pretend Marriage” by tina72899. It was a really heartfelt and I really loved it. I went to go back to re-read a scene and imagine my surprise when it wasn’t there anymore!
 
Thank you so much for your help (:
 
jandco

ADF Exclusive!

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 7:14 PM

Gather around, Campers!

Ysar has exclusively posted the first chapter to her new fic over in storytelling!

An Illusion, a Shadow, a Story

 When Bella Swan's typical teenage life is forever changed, she's forced to rely on a brother she barely knows and the makeshift family that surrounds him. AH, OOC, ExB

BellsNWhistles

Long Lost FanFic Writers

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Sometimes we fall in love with a writer.  Then they disappear  *POOF* !

Where have they gone?

I am missing:

Upthedownslide

BITTENEV

DevilsAdvocateWriter (almost looks like she flounced the fandom)

Ereeen

Ferrin Landry

edwardsothalova

Red Chevy- she was sooo nice, I miss her!

Twilightzoner

and I am SURE many others.

WHO ARE YOU MISSING?

BellsNWhistles

BRB, reading

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 5:03 PM

RIVER DAM updated!!! THANKS jennyfly!!!!

katja

please and thank you :)

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 4:42 PM

so i've been having an odd sort of fic craving lately...

i want to read a fic mostly involving edward and bella taking a road trip together. cause nothings more fun than hours trapped in a small space together... right?

so rec me some good fics along these lines please?

bribe:

thanks :)

Essay

What inspired this?

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 4:42 PM

Totally random...

What really inspired this designer's spring collection? Is it just me, or is he totally going for the vampire vibe? Could the models be any paler and still be breathing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

Models wear creations by Dutch fashion designer Josephus Thimister as part of his Haute Couture Spring Summer 2010 fashion collection, in Paris, Sunday Jan. 24, 2010

Nothing says "haute couture" like a pair of shredded scarves and no shirt. Alice Cullen, where are you when they need you?

jackiejones11

Is it just me?

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 2:42 PM

 So, until I started writing my first multi-chaptered story on ff.net, I had no idea that authors get little emails sent to them whenever a reader adds the story to their Story Alert list or any of the Favorite Options.  Included in that email is a link to the reader's Profile Page.  I mean, I figured when I reviewed or wrote a message to an author, they could click on my name and see more about me, but I didn't know that story alerts and favoriting was not anonymous.

Discovering this as a writer, I find it fascinating to click on the profile pages of anyone who alerts or reviews my story.  Now, clearly my little story is not generating a ton of traffic if I have the time to glance at the profile pages each time.  But still, I'm mostly curious - if they're favoriting, does it look like their favorite list is really their TBR list, or is it a true reflection of the stories they like most?  A lot of readers just have blank profile pages, but I've found a few whose descriptions of themselves have sparked an interest or resonated with things in my own life - those readers' reviews tend to mean a lot more to me, because I have some sort of personality attached to the penname.  Also, I'm interested to find whether a reader is also a writer, and if so, what kind of stories they write.  

So...is it just me?  Writers, do you ever check out the profile pages of the people to favorite/alert you?  Review your stories?  Readers, did you know that alerting or favoriting a story sends an email to the author with your profile page linked to it?  If not, does it affect the way you view your profile page?

HeBelongstoMe

How to Save a Life Updated

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 2:06 PM

How to Save a Life by unholy.obsession has been updated.

www.fanfiction.net/s/5454169/20/How_To_Save_a_Life

 

Let's talk about it!

princesspeach

Twilight's LONG TERM Cultural Influence?

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 1:25 PM

So, yeah, I'm following the trend and finally poppin' the ol' campfire cherry...;)

We all know that the Twilight Saga is never going to be considered classic literature, and that BD, in particular, a steaming pile of dog excrement.  For most of us, anyway.  That said, over the last several days I've had my attention drawn repeatedly to the fact that all things Twilight are seeping into the cultural fabric and are here to stay for a while.

Example A:  While waiting to pick my son up at school, I struck up a conversation with a pregnant woman who was carrying two Cocker Spaniel puppies.  The puppies' names?  "Bella" and "Edward."  The baby?  A boy.  Due in June.  Will be named "Jasper."

Example B: Sitting in the play area at the mall, I overhear a woman address her toddler as "Edward."

Example C:  I meet another pregnant woman, this time with a twin girls.  She plans to name them -- get this: Alice and JASPER.  That's right, a girl named Jasper.  Which is an idea that I actually...sort of...like. 

All of this inspired me to put my research hat on and check out the list of Top 100 most popular baby names at BabyNames.com, where I learned that:

"Isabella" is the #2 most popular girls' name and has been for two years now.  "Bella" is number #18 and has gone up in position from last year.   "Leah" is at #28 and has gone up more than ten ranks since last year.   "Alice" is at #40 and has gone up more than ten ranks.  "Esme" is on the list for the first time ever at #84, and  "Rosalie" is also there for the first time at #88.   For the boys, "Emmett" is on the list for the first time at #54;  "Jasper" is more than ten points up at #42, and "Edward" is at #65 but has shot up more than ten positions. "James" is up, too, at #27.   "Carlisle" is not on the Top 100 list this year, but I have no doubt we will start to see a whole klatsch of little Carlisles running around in a couple of years.      The only names from Twilight that are on the list and have actually gone down are "Jacob" and "Victoria."

"Renesmee" is, not surprisingly, not on the Top 100 list.  BUT -- the website now has an entry for it.  Which means that someone, somewhere, liked it enough to saddle their little girl with it and put it on her birth certificate.  Which I guess, when I put it in perspective, is a hell of a lot better than "Speck Wildhorse," "Moxie Crimefighter," "Pilot Inspektor," and a million other hideous monikers that celebrities are saddling their kids with.  Hell, it's even better than some of the names of my own sixth-graders.  "B.Yond" and "Mee'Shon" among them.

So, as they say here at ADF, Lettuce Discuss the ways, big and small, that we have noticed how the Twilight saga has affected, enhanced, changed, or ruined Western culture in ways that may actually last 50 years or more...!

In exchange for your time, some panty-dissolving goodness:

And just because:

 

and because me also likey:

 

Tor

old man

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 1:11 PM

26 years ago today, a very special man was born. aka John aka the guy who takes care of this site.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY



Please help me wish him a happy birthday, while I go and bake him a cake.

IChimpz69

POV

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 12:17 PM

 

Ugh.

So I'm trying to write a O/S (For the ADF Happy Valentine's Day Emmett; god, that's a mouthful; TWSS) and I'm writing it in 3rd POV.

I. hate. it.

It's so difficult for me because I always write in 1st POV. I don't know whether it's good or if it sucks, whether I'm doing it right, or anything of that sort.

SO I HAVE A QUESTION.

Obviously.

So number one, which POV do you prefer? I prefer first, only because it's always been the easiest for me.

And numba two, do you switch POVs often? Not like Edward, then Bella, I mean like..for one-shots or multichapped? I hope that made sense.

Lesee lesee..........

 

That man is gorgeous.

 

 

 

 

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