aliceg1967

?????

Monday January 25, 2010 at 1:57 PM

I just don't understand!  Why does the fanfic; ' Irritable Grizzly Adams', one of the most beautifully E/B stories out there only have 3000 reviews, but the never, never, never ending, plotless 'Master of the Universe' have ten times as many? Is it just the sex?

http://www.fanfiction.net/r/4542110/0/6/

 

upthedownslide

whoa ho! look who it is!

Monday January 25, 2010 at 12:14 PM

THERE WILL BE AN UTDS UPDATE BY THE END OF THE WEEK AND IT WILL CONTAIN A LITTLE BIT OF HEARTFAIL AND A LOT A BIT OF CARLISLE RAGE.

ps, i hid a ss teaser in this http://www.adifferentforest.com/Campfire_Comment.aspx?ID=2042 thread.

DO YOU HAVE ANY NEWS YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH THE FOREST?

it doesn't matter what it is, i'm just encouraging participation from the class!

mel78

Is anyone else reading this story??

Monday January 25, 2010 at 11:23 AM

So, I read this fic, Volition, over the weekend and I LOVE it! Has anyone else read it?

IMO, it's well written and the story is very different from anything I've read before(and I read alot). Bella is a very strong character and I really like that. I can't stop thinking about this fic! 25 chapters posted so far. The author says there is one full chapter left plus an epilogue. :) ENJOY.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5115662/1/Volition

It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel?

LJ Summers

OME! I was BELLA!

Monday January 25, 2010 at 10:17 AM

Now, I have been known to have really vivid dreams.  Nightmares. Night terrors, even. I'm a woman who has lived with insomnia for over 35 years. I've dreamed (briefly, alas) of Colin Firth and even Goliath from Gargoyles (had a crush), Legolas (no kidding) and a brief crush on a prof of mine back in my undergrad years.

I've never dreamed I was Bella Swan.

*Shudder*

Have any of YOU? 

I mean, not hanging with Robert Pattinson but being married (I think? Maybe?) to Edward AND Jacob (don't judge, lol) and no... NO SEX was involved.

It all had to do with... food.

Yeah.

So we lived in a desert-ish-y place near a wildlife preserve and/or zoo.  And I was making my guys (E and J) lunch.

It consisted of ...

 

Ready?

 

 

 

 

 

Frozen Bobcat.  That I had to divide and put in sandwich bags.

 

 

 

 

It WAS CREEPY. 

And it was always nighttime and I had a beautiful kitchen.  With dead animals in the fridge.

 

 

 

EW!

 

 

Now.  What I want to know is if anyone else ever stars as Bella Swan in their dreams (come on, be brave) and if so, do you have any weird dreams?  Yes, I'm fully prepared to be the only one out here (I swear to you when I woke up I was wincing) who dreams of supplying mythological men with frozen food lunches but I can't be the only From the Edge Bella.

 

Can I?

 

 

hmonster4

Le sigh...

Monday January 25, 2010 at 9:31 AM

I am emo.

I don't do emo.  I am a happy go lucky type of chick.  I prefer to laugh and be silly.

But - for the first time in as long as I can remember (ok - well, like a year) I will not have an active story going.  I clicked complete on I Know You today, and now I feel really damn strange.  It's not like I'm a n00b wrapping up my first story, but to not having anything sitting on the horizon (forcing myself to take a break to focus on the Indies) just feels odd.

So come comisserate with me - tell me how you felt when you completed a story.  How did you feel? Did you celebrate? Cry?  Was it no big deal?  Come on - pull up a spot on the rug and share your story.  I have no calorie, fat free girl scout cookies and lots of theoretical drinks.

BellsNWhistles

One-shot Rec

Monday January 25, 2010 at 9:19 AM

Now.  It is difficult to write an entire story.  Really, I equate a lot of fics with soap operas in that when the update comes in, I MUST drop everything and read my "STORIES".  The writing~INFINITELY better.  But still addictive as the KFC chicken chemical.

HOWEVER.

I think that a good one-shot is akin to having your cake and eating it too.

I need to rec a one-shot by in.a.blue.bathrobe. 

  www.fanfiction.net/s/5463485/1/  This is called "Wings".

HEARTFAIL WARNING!

bookofmeandyou

Oh my...

Monday January 25, 2010 at 8:31 AM

To Be Stabbed In The Front by forevergold has been UPDATED!

www.fanfiction.net/s/5187934/18/To_Be_Stabbed_In_The_Front

Have you read it? No? What are you waiting for then? :)

AprilAnne

Oh Pulsepoint!!!!

Monday January 25, 2010 at 7:04 AM

Burn and Shine UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you havent read it... i think it is the most authentic look into a damaged and disgruntled MALE psyche as he encounters Bella.

It doesnt have all of those "oh my Bella, when i saw you i couldnt breathe, you owned my heart from the moment you said Hello". Yeah... because guys really think like that. But it does have an insecure man/boy who is still getting comfortable with himself, his past, and an annoying (yet loveable) wide eyed Bella.

WoW this fic is amazing. **fangirl SQUEEEEEEEEEE**

I LOVE this FF.... i am probably not selling it too well... but give me the benefit of the doubt. READ IT! 

It is like nothing else in this fandom.

Lettuce Discuss Ladies!!!

HollyCullen

Awesome Fic Rec! GYNAZOLE by Mrs. TheKing

Monday January 25, 2010 at 6:32 AM

If you've read Poughkeepsie or Crushed Seraphim you know the awesomeness of Mrs. TheKing.

She has one that she's been adding to and it's up to 3 chapters. No words can describe how absolutely hilarious this fic is!

Summary:

Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5682539/1/GYNAZOLE

 

DELETED USER

The Runaways Review

Monday January 25, 2010 at 4:08 AM

 

Sundance: Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning rock out in 'The Runaways,' but the movie itself is no knockout

 

From the moment I arrived at Sundance, the movie that more or less everyone, including me, wanted to see most was The Runaways — and not just because it offered the chance to see whether Kristen Stewart, as Joan Jett, could leave her swoony Twilight mopiness behind her and play a rock & roll princess with down-and-dirty spunk. (Verdict: She can.) It’s also because the Runaways, a packaged group of choppy-haired teen-glam feline punkettes from L.A. who, in 1976, did for girls playing power chords what the Sex Pistols did for beer-spewing anarchy, may seem cooler now than they did then. In hindsight, they blazed quite a trail, but they didn’t have many good songs — and even their best one, “Cherry Bomb,” never quite broke free of their jailbait novelty-act image.

The most entertaining thing about the movie is that its writer-director, music-video veteran Floria Sigismondi (making her feature debut), has a sixth sense for how the Runaways were an image first and a rock & roll band second. Early on, we see Stewart’s black-shag-haired Joan in an L.A. boutique, where she has to coerce the sales woman into selling her a man’s studded biker jacket, which she wears as if born to it. Stewart’s no-frills, casually likable performance begins with Jett’s distinctive tough-girl saunter — which is to say, the actress knows just how to walk like a skinny dude. At the same time, we meet Cherie Currie (first name pronounced Sher-ee), who chops her platinum-blonde mane into a David Bowie shag, paints on the facial lightning streak from his Aladdin Sane cover, and lip-syncs to him at a high school talent show, which results in her being pelted with wads of paper.

These girls, it’s clear, have their underground fashion bona fides down. But it takes Kim Fowley (Michael Shannon), the noted record producer who becomes their psycho Svengali, to teach them how to rock out like boys. Fowley, who favors red-leather jackets and dog collars the size of tiaras, is a hyped-up hustler-manipulator who looks like a punk Frankenstein and shouts everything as if in mid-tantrum. He’s a ruthless creep, a kind of jadedly oversexed type-A head case, but he knows what sells. He finds Cherie in a nightclub, immediately placing her in the band as if he were casting a porno film. The fact that she’s only 15 is, to him, icing on the bad-girl cake.

There’s a fun scene set in the girls’ grungy rehearsal trailer, where Fowley, with a little help from Joan, makes up “Cherry Bomb” on the spot (“Hello, daddy! Hello, mom! I’m your ch-ch-ch-ch- cherry bomb!”), and he teaches Cherie how to sing it…nasty. Beneath her postures, she’s supposed to be a sweet, quiet girl who loves Peggy Lee and Don McLean, but she learns how to snarl and wiggle her crotch. Then Fowley teaches the girls to brace themselves for hecklers, and to fight back. At a concert in Japan, they’re in full flower, and you can feel the electric pull of what’s new about these girls co-opting the male-hormonal thrust of rock and making it their own.

When it gets away from the stage, however, and from the iconography of strutting she-devil-in-lingerie empowerment, The Runaways is just a watchable, rather so-so rock biopic, with the thinly imagined characters and desultory, one-thing-after-another episodic slackness of a TV movie. Granted, there’s a special challenge in bringing this story to life: The Runaways were really just little girls who fed themselves into a giant, buzz-saw machine of image and marketing, all ruled over, of course, by Fowley, the gonzo manager-producer from hell. So they’re really passive vessels in their own story. But The Runaways turns them passive in a different way: They’re made so likable and innocent and quaintly brash that they don’t fully have egos, erotic or otherwise. Stewart, in black eyeliner, nails Jett’s sinewy attitude, but Joan’s sexual proclivities are treated in a teasing, music-video way. I mean, why be so coy in a movie that’s supposed to be a rowdy celebration of a new kind of audacious feminine sexual power?

But then, Joan is really just the side player here. The Runaways is fashioned as Cherie Currie’s story — and the little bite-size conflicts provided for her, though they may be rooted in fact, aren’t fleshed out in a convincing way. She squabbles, tiresomely, with her twin sister (Danielle Riley Keough), and when Fowley forces her to do a solo cheesecake photo shoot for a magazine, Joan blows up at her for selling out the band’s image. Excuse me, but does Joan understand what the band is selling? Cherie falls into drug and alcohol addiction, but the script is so scattershot that Dakota Fanning’s performance ends up a little all over the place. She’s a Bowie freak, a soft-rock innocent, a dissolute addict, a nice girl in over her head — and with all that going on, she never even raises her voice. The Runaways shows you that the Runaways were authentic — if packaged — stars, and they they were victimized for being ahead of their time. As a band, the movie gives them their due, but as individuals it doesn’t make them interesting.

What do you think Campers? I can't wait to see it myself

DELETED USER

fic rec!

Monday January 25, 2010 at 3:34 AM

 

ZOMGWTFMLYUPDATED!!

 

 

So... I have a fic rec for you all, it's called My Lost Youth by Edward. A. Masen and ZOMG SHE/HE UPDATED TODAY. *brb fangirling* In case you were unaware of the epicness of this fic, in a nutshell, it's about Edward's life straight after he is changed.

 

 

It's so beautifully written with facts and history woven in that you really get inside Edward's head. She/he also does that thing that I love so much where Edward is a legit 17 y/o BOY who has been thrown into this completely outrageous situation with no idea of what to do. I'm a complete sucker for those ones where Edward is acting his age and not like some 60 y/o hausfrau.

 

 

 

TL:DR?

 

 

READ IT NAO! It's amazing and judging by the reviews, it needs more love because it is that amazing. And I don't normally rec fics so this is a big step for me.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4855866/12/

 

(Just throwing it in there that Breaking Points is hands down my favourite fic ever and ZOMG SHE UPDATED YESTERDAY. It's like Christmas came early for me)

 

No pictures for you but instead some lolarious youtube videos for your viewing pleasure.

 

 

 

This series is fairly amazing. You should watch that too.

 

GOD I'M SO FULL OF RECS TODAY?!?

wtvoc

pulled fic to share amongst yerselves

Monday January 25, 2010 at 1:10 AM

 

sorry it took so long to format this, but i finished pdf-ifying Saturday School for those of you who wanted it.  if you messaged me, it's in yer adf inbox.

and here's linkage for downloading Saturday School for your very own to do with as you wish! i'll just make it easier for you all to distribute amongst yourselves.  i give permission to any foo' who wants it as it's mine to distribute.

Saturday Schoo'

and omg, please remember/note that this was written like, a year and a half ago.  excuse the fic cliches, but dude.  this shit wasn't so cliched back then, holy crap.  I NOTICED A TWITCHING COCK OR TWO.  D: D: D:

for those of you not around back then... this was an all-human written by the following people:

jandco

withthedavidboreanazevenbackthenofcourse

upthedownslide

halojones

heartbroken1 (remember news to me, guys?)

ereeen

bittenev

goo82 (  omg realize :`( :`( :`(   )

twilightzoner

guineapigbarbie

dollegirl

acireamos

now, talk about your dream multi-omg-collab story, and who you'd like to see write it.  or about how much you miss some of the people listed up there, idk

just don't talk about pulled fics omg

for my time, brand new boreanaz photoshoot:

 

i love him.

emibella

BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A WHILE

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 8:49 PM

 *MAN CANDY POST*

 

Hopefully all of you have read the start of Ysar's NEW FIC "An Illusion, a Shadow, a Story" and have read the update to Jennyfly's "River Dam" and "My Escort" by Bratty Vamp Updated as well...

So now I am in the mood to look at some delicious MEN. 

They can be Twilight Guys, Non-twilight Guys, your Old Favorites or your new. Just give me a picture, gif or youtube vid of a man that takes your breath away.


ps. tomorrow I am going to post something new. A request post. Think of ANYTHING you want to request and look for it. :)

 

JennyBenny

Help Me With My Homework?

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 8:48 PM

Hey forest friends! I had a homework assignment this week in which I had to come up with some names for a hypothetical scooter company. Now I must test six of the names my classmates deemed the best and I need a wide demographic range so instead of hunting down a lot of random peeps on the street I though I would come to my beloved forest with all it's diverse ladies and their diverse opinions. So if you could take a couple of minutes to copy and paste this table into a comment and rate the names according to your tastes that would be awesome! Thanks guys.

 

Name

Memorable

Trustworthy

Big Company

Small Company

Total

 Bantam

 

 

 

 

 

 Haberdash

 

 

 

 

 

 Metmo

 

 

 

 

 

Urban Cycle

 

 

 

 

 

 Green Machine

 

 

 

 

 

 Italia Hogs

 

 

 

 

 

Please score each name 1-5 with 5 as the highest rating. Then fill out the demographic questions below.

 

Demographics

Age:

Sex:

Urban or non-urban setting:

Student or non-student:

 

 

I'd just like to throw a disclaimer out there. I am not an advertising major, this is a result of one of those overlap classes the communications deptartment at my school loves to do, so these names are kind of stupid...but hey, the assignment's done and that's what is important! :D

This post was approved by Jandco!

dawntwilight0000

TWILIGHT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY WIFE?

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 8:29 PM

Sorry if this has already been posted, but..

 

This video is way to funny. It's called Twilight What Have You Done To My Wife?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVy8Dr_SxWg

briannaaa

A Pretend Marriage

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 7:23 PM

Hey  Everyone!
 
This is my first campfire! *waves*
 
I just have a question to ask you all. Does anyone know what happened to the fabulous story, “A Pretend Marriage” by tina72899. It was a really heartfelt and I really loved it. I went to go back to re-read a scene and imagine my surprise when it wasn’t there anymore!
 
Thank you so much for your help (:
 
jandco

ADF Exclusive!

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 7:14 PM

Gather around, Campers!

Ysar has exclusively posted the first chapter to her new fic over in storytelling!

An Illusion, a Shadow, a Story

 When Bella Swan's typical teenage life is forever changed, she's forced to rely on a brother she barely knows and the makeshift family that surrounds him. AH, OOC, ExB

BellsNWhistles

Long Lost FanFic Writers

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Sometimes we fall in love with a writer.  Then they disappear  *POOF* !

Where have they gone?

I am missing:

Upthedownslide

BITTENEV

DevilsAdvocateWriter (almost looks like she flounced the fandom)

Ereeen

Ferrin Landry

edwardsothalova

Red Chevy- she was sooo nice, I miss her!

Twilightzoner

and I am SURE many others.

WHO ARE YOU MISSING?

BellsNWhistles

BRB, reading

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 5:03 PM

RIVER DAM updated!!! THANKS jennyfly!!!!

katja

please and thank you :)

Sunday January 24, 2010 at 4:42 PM

so i've been having an odd sort of fic craving lately...

i want to read a fic mostly involving edward and bella taking a road trip together. cause nothings more fun than hours trapped in a small space together... right?

so rec me some good fics along these lines please?

bribe:

thanks :)

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