Apparently, I break websites.
But after much coaching and a few pep talks from Rangers Pixievamp and JennyFly... I think I can try this again.... **crosses fingers**
I spend so much time here on ADF, it's like my home. I blow off my hubz, kids, work... because I just have to hang in the forest. I love it! And now you people are invading my dreams. This was just too awesome to keep to myself....
LAST NIGHT I had this dream and I don’t even know WHERE it took place. But you know how you dream,and you’re not really yourself....like you're YOU....but maybe older or younger....you might have kids, or not…maybe married, or not. It’s just like a different version of yourself?
Anyway…. There was this weird library. And the library had this big conference room type of place, with tables and chairs, and computers and stuff… and all these people from ADF would hang out there and WRITE. And it had wireless too because I was there with my laptop.
So at this point in the dream it switched to like…someone telling me a story about how in some weird movie ROBERT PATTINSON HAD TO JOG DOWN THE STREET NAKED. And I was all what the hell? That’s kinda weird but hot, right?
The dream switched back to where I had to go to the library. INFERNALHEART was there waiting for me. She was at the library/conference room/ADF meeting place with AMERICNXIDIOT. And they both were like DUDE HURRY UP. They were texting me or something, IDK.
Then all of a sudden… ROB was with me, and he was like GROWNASSWOMAN LET’S GO! Then he TAKES OFF HIS CLOTHES and was all “I’m running!” (at this point I died but kept dreaming!) DUDE WAS RUNNING NEXT TO ME---- NAKED!!!
So I’m running too….trying not to stare at the goods, but c’mon, I HAD to…and he catches me looking and just SMILES. We’re running and smiling and he’s NAKED and I’m trying not to lose my mind!
As I was running and LOOKING, I texted INFERNALHEART and was all “omghesrunningnakednexttomeiseehisdick” and her response was wayyyyy too nonchalant for my taste, but she said something like “yeah I know, he’s really good friends with AMERICNXIDIOT and he told her he was going to do it.”
WTF?!?!
So we get to the library/conference room/ADF meeting place and he turns to me and says “Thanks for that. I’ll see you a little later, right?” Then HE WINKED and then his naked ass walked away.
Then I woke up.
AND DIED.
it looked like this...only, nekkid...