jennyfly: so what's robert up to?
j&co: that is a great question. downing xanax/valium cocktails for the haiti benefit on friday is my guess.
jennyfly: what a great gig for him… are we even gonna get it though?
like do we get the london part on american tv?
j&co: uh. i think so. i assumed it would be one of those satellite things. like on new years
jennyfly: but with the time diff, it's prime time here-- which is 3am there.
which is why i'm wondering
j&co: im gonna investigate right now
jennyfly: please do
j&co: OK it's a 2 hour event. it'll air on all the major networks
george clooney hosts in LA, wyclef in NYC and anderson cooper in haiti, robert pattinson in london.
jennyfly: ok so like each of the presenters babbles on tv for like 5 minutes while they show us devastating footage from haiti
j&co: yes. and jay-z will perform for rob. and me.
j&co: and… Viewers in the UK can watch the telethon live on MTV UK from 1-3am (GMT). It will also be repeated on Saturday (January 23) on VIVA and MTV at 9-11am
jennyfly: okay then rob gets to be there from 1 to 3 am, bless him
j&co: he's doing it at 1 am UK. if they make this poor bastard go live for what is sure to be a MASSIVE audience.... i mean he will choke.
or be wasted.
jennyfly: oh he'll be LOADED at 1am. that's 14 hours the pubs have been open
j&co: dude, he's gotta be HATING the responsibility of fame right now
jennyfly: pfft. he's had his jaunty holiday
j&co: but you can’t say no to this or you look like a jerk
jennyfly: he has to ramp back up
j&co: yes
jennyfly: i bet georgey porgey called him personally and was like ‘rob, old bean. gotta help, man.’
j&co: be a hero, handsome
jennyfly: indeed.
j&co: well. he kind of couldn't say no… if you can influence THAT many women by just putting a hand in yer hair. i mean....
haiti NEEDS you
jennyfly: rob should go up there & say “if you call in and bid fifty dollars/pounds/euros/whatev right now i will unbutton this button right here live on tv”
quick billion
j&co: O M G HE SHOULD
like for every million raised he removes an article of clothing
jennyfly: lol dude
j&co: LEFT SOCK!
PEOPLE GO NUTS
jennyfly: you wanna see a fandom give back.. you aint seen nothing til Rob's flesh is on the line
j&co: we'd fix haiti and have enough left to get out of our recession.
jennyfly: yup. no more national debt. no more world hunger
j&co: if he'd only get nekkid.
selfish prick.
jennyfly: he's selfish and evil
j&co: you know my thoughts.
jennyfly: i think we should start a campfire with this conversation right now
j&co: bwhahahhahhahahhahahhahaa “ robert pattinson likes world despair. here's why:…”