can someone rec me a fic where bella is mute and/or mentally retarded and edward tries to help her, then she regains her voice by the power of love, etc?? i was having a memories day and i remembered the first couple i ever loved was like that, so...  i need a fic now :3

What are you reading or  have been too lazy/busy to take off alerts?

Page 2 inside..

Now show me yours!!!

Haha, so a tweet from Twilight Awards leads me to this lovely story :

Bella's REAL True Love

I'll let you go read it, it's only three chapters.

Please.

Read it.

Then discuss here. :)

Twilight” fans rejoice: Fangy Hollywood heartthrob Robert Pattinson may be descending on Ithaca this summer to film a big-screen book adaptation at Cornell University.

Rumors are rampant that a production team for Fox 2000’s Depression-era drama “Water for Elephants” will be on campus in June to film scenes for the movie, which centers on a Cornell veterinary student who drops out and joins the circus after his parents are killed.

Pattinson, the 24-year-old British actor who shot to fame portraying brooding vampire Edward Cullen in the blockbuster “Twilight” series, is said to have signed on to play the role of central character Jacob Jankowski.

Cornell University press officer Blaine Friedlander said he was unable to confirm whether the school would be used as a film location.

Bruce Stoff, marketing communications manager for the Ithaca/Tompkins Convention and Visitors Bureau, said it would be a big economic boon for the area if it was.

Stoff is not sure how much filming would take place nor how long it might last, but said his office gladly would work with the studio to help arrange permits and other logistics. His staff does have some experience working with film crews, although most have been of the TV variety, as few big box-office productions have occurred here.

Source via Spunk_Ransom

What fics are you embarassed to admit you love?

WHAT IS YOUR DIRTY LIL' SECRET?

www.fanfiction.net/s/5383757/21/The_Naked_Guy_Upstairs  CLICK IT, you KNOW you wanna...

Go on.  DEW IT.  TO IT.  Mountain DEW IT.  Click it like a preteen boy clicks on the free pron site.

I used to be friends with this chick that writes this, but she flounced for some unknown reason and so well...whatevs.  I can still LOLZ at her writing and let her entertain me, RIGHT?

Urm, I heart this fic and I came up with this banner for greeen goldfish. I hope you like?

One of my best friends who never read fanfiction in her life before decided Twilight fanfiction was worth giving a shot. She asked me for a rec for a first read. I told her that she HAD to read Caracol's fanfictions: A Rite of Passage and The Way Back. Caracol's fanfictions were the first I read and they have a dear place in my heart.

What about you? If one your friends who never read Twilight fanfiction asked you to giver her a rec and you could only choose one fanfiction (or two, I'm being nice!^^), what would it be?

As I just said, I told her Caracol first and then I told her to read all of Jandco's. =)

You know how you storymark a story? Or like, 10 stories? And then they disappear? And it's really annoying? In my case, it means I forget most of what I've been reading and end up flouncing by default.

WELL, I think I figured out what makes them disappear.

I think it happens when you bookmark something you've already bookmarked. Same story, same chapter. They don't disappear when you bookmark a DIFFERENT chapter of the same story. But if you duplicate, you'll only have that one storymark you just duplicated.

I think this might be related to the fact that you don't even need to be signed in to storymark. Like, ff just knows your IP or something and is using that??? But when you duplicate, maybe it thinks you are somsone new at the same IP? (When really you are just stupid and storymaked the same shit twice?)

I have yet to solve the mystery of why you don't need to be signed in to storymark, or how my browser remembers them even though i am ALWAYS "private browsing" when I am on ff. It kind of creeps me out.

I donut know what to tag this as. I guess it is a PSA more than anything. Cause disappearing storymarks are annoying as fuck.

Now I'm just throwing in a little Hank Moody just because:

(Thanks patsy robinson. :) )

Reliable sources claim that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are planning to go public with their romance when Breaking Dawn filming starts.  The on-screen couple have driven fans crazy with endless speculation about their real life romance.  But UK media reports suggest the celeb couple are finally ready to confirm they are an item.

Robert and Kristen had a romantic weekend in the small town of Ventnor on the Isle of Wight over the New Year, only being spotted by a darling young fan.

Marie Claire in the UK reports:

Robert Pattinson is shopping for a UK home for the pair, as they look to escape the American spotlight.

‘Rob is a reluctant star,’ one insider said. ‘He just wants a quiet English life.’

http://mygloss.com/buzz/2010/01/26/robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-plan-to-confirm-romance/

This is starting to spread throughout the fandom. I don't believe it-thoughts?

Warner Brothers is expected to announce this week that it will release the two-part movie adaptation of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in 3D. These will be the final two movies in the Potter franchise, with part 1 due out in November and part 2 expected in theaters in May 2011.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, official confirmation of the 3D Potter movies is expected by the end of the week.

The previous two Harry Potter movies have included scenes in 3D (about 20 minutes of Order of the Phoenix and 20 minutes of Half-Blood Prince) -- but if confirmed by Warner Brothers, this would be the first time an entire Harry Potter movie was released in 3D. The studio would have to factor in the added cost of converting the films to 3D and covering the costs of 3D glasses for distributors.

SQUEE! SQUEE! SQUEE!

What movie would you love to see made in 3-D?

I am going to see 100 Monkeys (Jackson Rathbone's band) play this friday at the Viper Room in Hollywood.  Has anyone else ever seen them?  I haven't even heard them but got talked in to going with some friends.

I'm still deep in the heart of Texas, where I had to drive 19 miles to the next town just to get teh interwebz.

It seems lots of people had the same idea. See? Downtown is bustling:

But damn, I'm wishin' is wuz Friday.

My behavior's not weird is it? You guys would be missing ADF like a severed limb as well, right?

Have you ever gone to great lengths for a technology fix?

(I can't tell you how relieved I was to get here today & see the ROB CANDY.)

Share with me your horror stories of tech-withdrawl.

Edit: Also what fic update would you go to extremes to get?

And it got me thinking about all the cool music fanfic has brought into my life.

Ladders brought me Trust by The Cure. 

IED brought me Suicide Medicine by Rocky Votolato.

Wide Awake brought me a love for Anberlin. 

And Tropic of Virgo reminded me how great "Running Up That Hill" is: 

What about you? 

Any fave songs brought to you by fanfic? 

What fic has the best music, in it or with it via a soundtrack the author provides?   

Now, I am in desperate need of some kind of Actionward - Armyward, Marineward, FBIward, Mobward, whatever.

(some kind of fics like "Behind Enemy Lines", "Dangerous Affections" (mope), "The Sacrificial Lamb", "The Lion and the Jackal" and so on)

THEN YOU WOULD REALLY MAKE ME HAPPY!!! :D

because I have a big natural science/geography paper due tomorrow and I would like something to cheer me up :)

This is from MSN.ca

Twilight star Robert Pattinson offered record deal by Simon Cowell

X Factor boss Simon Cowell has reportedly offered Twilight star Robert Pattinson a record deal.

Cowell, 50, is said to have approached the Twilight actor, 23, about signing a deal and has told him he can have as much money as he wants.

It is claimed since Cowell made the move other companies have expressed an interest and they are now involved in a bidding war.

Pattinson laid down some tracks for the Twilight soundtrack and a source told UK newspaper The Sun: "Robert is reluctant to be turned into a pop star - and takes his music very seriously.

"He is a bit wary of signing up with Cowell who is, of course, associated with X Factor and pop."

http://entertainment.ca.msn.com/celebs/news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=23327714

So what does everyone think of Rob getting his own record someday?  Would you buy it?

Happy Hump Day campers!!!! I am in search of a story that I read when I first got into fanfic....before I realized I should bookmark stuff...LOL.  Anyway, from what I remember it was an AU vamp fic where Edward and Bella fall in love (of course) and he is always worried about her, doesnt want to change her etc etc.... Bella goes into Port Angeles or Seatle with Emmett and she gets hit by a car and it is Emmett that ends up changing Bella on the side of the road so she doesnt die.  Anyone recall this story???? HELP!!

I come bearing Rob candy!!!

From Entertainment Weekly. 

Post some Rob candy here.

I have been searching and searching for this fanfic for almost 6months and I can't find it. So i would be very greatful if someone could help me.

Here is the plot:

Bella has a good job and on a job trip she meets Edward and they have a one night stand. Bella has to leave in the morning and leaves him a note which he doesn't find.

Later she finds out shes pregnant and she doesnt know anything aboutt him. I think she goes to a wedding with her coworker Angela and there she meets him and tells him the news. Edward thinks she did it on purpose and he is cruel to her...

Sooo any chance u know which one I'm talking about?

Full Line Up can be seen here

So who the hell is excited about this years Coachella?

I know I am. Between Muse, Jay-Z, deadmau5, Avett Brothers, MGMT, The Middle East and Grizzly Bear I am a very happy girl.

So who here is going and who are you most excited to see???

post approved by the lovely wtdboc

Share somethng embarrassing that has happened to you

I shall go first.

I was around ten or eleven years old, and I was camping with my aunt and uncle, my baby cousin, their really good friend Roger, and his daughter Jo Anne, who is one of my very best friends. It was late at night and I had to pee. I didn't want to go by myself, so I woke Jo Anne up and made her come with me, since the toilets on the campsite didn't have a light in them, we had to take the flashlight. There were two of us. One flashlight. Jo Anne, of course had it.

I can't see a fucking thing, and stumble into the stall. Next thing I know, I'm tripping over a aslab of concrete, and go head first into the toilet paper despenser. I hit my head so hard, that I ended up falling into the toilet. I, of course, start crying my eyes out. It fucking hurt, and my friend is taking a piss, and is laughing at me. You can tell, because the pee is coming out as she laughs. I wail out to her that I hit my head on the toilet paper despenser, and that she was a dick for hogging the flashlight, and "WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A STEP UP TO THE TOILET, AND NO LIGHT?! SOMEONE COULD KILL THEMSELVES LIKE I ALMOST DID"

I finally pee and walk back to the campsite, and my friend immediately tells her father and my aunt and uncle. Prolonging my shame.

The worst part?

I HAD A BUMP ON MY HEAD THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL, AND I HAD IT FOR THE REST OF THE CAMPING TRIP. THERE WERE CUTE BOYS AT THE CAMPING SITE. MY LIFE AS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD WAS OVER.