He's posted another chapter. And, as always, hit the nail on the head again.

Let me know if y'all are tired of me posting these here; I just find him hilarious!

Do you think he's right? Or is Twilight, like, the most awesomest evar???

someone please take away my sarcasm OMG

I got a review for my fic, Rising from the Ashes of a Former Life, saying that they found it in a campfire here on ADF.  So basically, I just wanted to say thank you to whoever rec'ed it.  I wanted to find the campfire about it, but I'm not entirely sure how to search this site... so I thought I would send a big shout-out to everyone.  (If it was you, or you remember the campfire, please let me know!)

Aside: To anyone who recommends a relatively unknown fic, you are awesome.  I think I speak for most 'unknown fic' writers when I say this - just the fact that you enjoyed my story enough to want other people to read it is PFA (pretty fucking awesome)!  So keep it up, you guys made my week! 

Again, thank you so much!

So me and rahbah are making him something special:

Tomorrow, we plan to unprotect our twitters and tweet Summit (@Twilight) like crazy. (Rob doesn't have twitter, or else we'd be tweeting him)

Who wants to join us in the spamming of Summit? It'd also be awesome if you guys make your own banners (or GIFs), post them here, and tweet them too tomorrow. It doesn't have to be fancy at all (I made ^that on MS Word and Paint, and God knows what rahbah's is gonna turn out like...) and if you hate him, you can totes draw all over his face.

Wolvesnvamps approved mah banner of animal porn and sparkle peen.

ETA: This is rahbah's ~awesome banner.

ok so basically iwant some really awsome fan fics!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

they have to be funny and bella cant be a total complete klutzy idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooh and can someone please - im young - tel me what AU and OCC and all them mean and if you want you can tell me how retarded i am at how i dont know this !!!!!!!!!!!!

oooh and is it just me or does everyone think that the robsten pregnancy think is total bull-poopy ?????????

i mean i would totally LOVE FOR ROBSTEN TO GET MARRIED!!!!!!!AND HAVE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but i dunno it doesnt feel like the papz are telling the truth and before verybody goes and say * OPRAH SAID YOU STUPID DUMBASS*   

she didnt say *oohhhh robsten are pregnant*     she said that theyre together - but some 'insider/unknown source' said that they told oprah that theyre pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oooh some people probably ahte me right now but i totally WANT IT TO BE TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyhoo back to fan fics - does anyone have some that will make me laugh and laugh but have some attitude????????

and i think i should go back to writing the 4th chapter of my story now - its like 9:44pm - im TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooo... New moon is nominated for five categories, exciting isn't? Who's going to vote for new moon?

The categories are as follow:

BEST MOVIE (voting stays live throughout the 2010 Movie Awards ceremony)
Alice In Wonderland
Avatar
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The Hangover
The Twilight Saga: New Moon

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

Amanda Seyfried – Dear John
Emma Watson – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
Zoe Saldana – Avatar

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

Channing Tatum – Dear John
Daniel Radcliffe – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Zac Efron – 17 Again

BEST KISS

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning – The Runaways
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Valentine’s Day
Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington – Avatar

GLOBAL SUPERSTAR (New Category)

Robert Pattinson
Kristen Stewart
Taylor Lautner
Johnny Depp
Daniel Radcliffe

For a complete of nominees click here

And omg my fave movie the hangover is nominated for six categories, this excites even more.

FYT (loves this pic? my spike looks pretty)

 YAAAAAY FLORENCE+THE MACHINE IS ON THE ECLIPE SOUNDTRACK!!!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!! Anyone else as well? What do u guys think of the artists released so far??

Okay so my curious brain is wondering how many of you lovely authors out there are participating in round 3 of TT25...I know of a few but I would like to know some more so please...if you are writing for round 3 leave a link to let people know...heck even round 2

I started posting my stuff a few days ago- Tickle Me Pink- www.fanfiction.net/s/5952283/1/Tickle_Me_Pink

So c'mon give me your linkage I would love to read them....drabbles are awesome!!!

***This campfire was approved by Wolvesnvamps***

Some pretty for your time:

    Do you like them?  I think they are cool, but they don't get me too exited. People don't go crazy for them like for Vampires. Why is that? Tell me, what do you think? Do you like the pack in twilight? Do you prefer the Weres in other books? Why are Vampires sexier? Or Why are Werewolves sexier in your opinion? Sam from TB doesn't get half of the attention that Eric gets. Not that I'm complaining. Are you?

Joe Manganiello takes “Alcide’s” wolf counterpart “Thunder” for a walk on the True Blood set

COME ONE, COME ALL AND LET'S PARTAKE IN...

DO YOU MAKE FAN VIDEOS?  DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE YOU WANT TO SHARE?

POST THEM ALL HERE!  WE WANT TO SEE THE TALENT OF THE VIDDERS OUT THERE.

MY REC FOR THE WEEK:

"Fix You" by xToxicExistence <- LOVE this song

There are so many twilight parodies out there but which one is your favorite?

EDIT: please give a warning if the video is funny becasue i'm in a crowded library LMAO at most of them)

Taylor and Robert talk about what it's like to be in the Twilight franchise craziness.

Enjoy!!!! 

Y'know.... things were quiet for a little while, and I thought that MAYBE Rob's obsession with me was dying down.  I thought MAYBE I could get back to my regular life as a wife and mother, instead of dodging his constant advances and hiding from the papz that are parked outside my door.

But no.  He's back.  And he's still got it BADDDD.

In fact... he's even using OPRAH to get to me.

It's shameless really.  Look at this most recent stunt....

In this little video clip, ROB admits that he ORIGINALLY wanted to become a rapper..

I can see it...

But check this people. 

Not only is ROB using OPRAH....but now he's ropped in our very own JANDCO.

It's no secret JANDCO loves JAY-Z.  She just does. 

ROB knows this....so he's using JAY-Z and JANDCO'S love of rap to distract us....IN FACT....his PLAN is to have JANDCO RUN OFF WITH MY HUSBAND, leaving me sad and alone.... when he'll swoop in for the killing.

Don't believe me?

Watch this~~~

it's simple arithmatic:

just add JAY-Z:

+ Rob:

=

the results??

MY HUSBAND=

JANDCO is powerless to this.

ROB is shameless in his pursuit of me....and his tactics are getting scarier and scarier...

 Hey Ladies!

So I have read that Myspace is revealing the tracks from the Eclipse Soundtrack VERY slowly, like 1 every half hour. They have already started and so far this is what they have:      

                   Beck and Bat for Lashes: "Let's Get Lost"

             Vampire Weekend: "Jonathan Low"

                  Metric: "Eclipse (All Yours)"

                   The Bravery: "Ours"

             Florence + The Machine: "Heavy In Your Arms"

             Fanfarlo: "Atlas"

             The Black Keys: "Chop and Change"

             The Dead Weather: "Rolling In On A Burning Tire"

             Unkle Ft. The Black Angels: "With You In My Head"

             Eastern Conference Champions: "A Million Miles An Hour"

             Band Of Horses: "Life On Earth"

                   NEW: Cee-Lo Green: "What Part of Forever"

         New: Muse: "Neutron Star Collision (Love is Forever)" 

               NEW: Sia: "My Love" (sorry to those of you who were dreading this. it IS on the list)

          Last song: Howard Shore: "Jacob's Theme"

Edit: putting them up here. :)

From Myspace.com

I've decided to add to my reading list again, but I'm having troubles finding new, different AUs.

A few of my favorite AUs include:

Last Rites by halojones

La Canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic

Strange Bedfellows by the_bouquet

Walter Cannon's Theory, Expanded by Temptation's Girl

Elemental by MsTallulahBelle

What about you, campers? Give me your favorite AUs, and tell me why I should read them!

This has been in my mind for a while.

We know Edward waited over 100 years to lose is V-Card, for the many reasons we all know he has and I'm not getting into all of them.

I never really thought of Carlisle's because I just don't know....But I've been seeing it a lot where people believe Esme was Carlisle's first. Which I could see... (I much rather imagine foursomes in Denali). It would (probably) make sense for the time he was from, he also came from a religious family....but that's a long time. And he was literally alone except for his time with the Volturi. And I mean....the Denali chicks...I'd hit that (the real reason Edward didn't want Tanya ::snickers::)

Do you guys think Carlisle saved himself for Esme? Or in his over 300 years of living....but it's Carlisle.....I just don't know. At the same time, strict dad...maybe Carlisle was a totally different person before the Carlisle of today.

While we're at it, share some pictures of Peter Facinelli? He's so pretty.

P.S. I expect a CERTAIN SOMEONE to be all over this post, since she's all about Carlisle the before years :)

EDIT!: No, I do not honestly believe that Carlisle was involved in any orgies/threesomes or anything crazy like that. I just joke a lot at the idea. The only Cullen I think was involved in anything like that is Jasper....but that's another story.

IDK, it's kinda cool.

Ok guys!  I am bored.  I want to be creative!! 

Let's make icons, gifs, etc! 

Personally, I enjoy GIF icons!  I think they are fun times!  I noticed a lot of our little woodland creatures either don't have festive icons or either have GIF's that they would like made into icons but they aren't quite sure how to make them.  

Well, that is why you have people like FABULOUS in the forest! 

This is what we can do guys...

1) In a comment in this post paste the GIF you would like made into an icon...

Example...

Here is the original...

And here is the icon...

or

2) Paste a link to a YouTube video that you would like me to pull the GIF from.  You just have to let me know what part of the video you want me to pull for the GIF. 

Example: I would like from 1:30 to 1:40 secs please! 

(Note: I would say no more than about 5 to 10 secs for the GIF.  The longer it is, this bigger the file.  If the file is too big we can't use it.)

Here is an example of one I made this morning...

I pulled this video...

Pull frames from 23 secs to 25 secs...

Made this GIF...

And cropped it to this fabulous icon of my bb Leckie.

Just leave what you want in the comments and I will see what I can do!

ETA: Be sure to check the post because I will leave your icon for you in a comment!  :)

They evidently are demanding $4 million for their stellar and very important performances in BD 1&2...

From EW.com~~

It’s no surprise that salary negotiations would be the key stumbling block to splitting the fourth and final Twilight book, Breaking Dawn, into two movies. (The actors’ contracts cover only four movies. This would make it five.) But who could have guessed it would be the supporting actors, not the stars, who would go to the mat for more money? As first reported by The Hollywood Reporter, co-stars Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz are taking a hard-line approach to negotiations, while Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner are close to signing their deals for both films. Director Bill Condon has already done so.

Greene and Lutz don’t have huge roles. Greene portrays Alice Cullen, the future-seeing sister of Edward Cullen and Bella’s closest friend in the Cullen clan. Lutz plays older brother Emmett Cullen and his part, so far, has been minor. Yet sources tell EW.com that the duo are asking for $4 million a piece for each of the final two films. Greene and Lutz had initially banded together with fellow co-stars Nikki Reed and Jackson Rathbone to form a united front, but sources say Reed backed down and is now close to finalizing her deal, which is said to be in the $750,000-$1 million range per film — the amount Summit initially offered the four cast members. (Rathbone’s status remains unclear, and his reps had not returned a call for comment at press time. Reed’s manager declined to comment.)

The studio declined to comment on the negotiations. But sources tell EW.com that Greene and Lutz believe that because the supporting actors do as much publicity as the lead actors, and have to log almost as many hours on set, they should be paid accordingly. One source involved in the negotiations says that Greene and Lutz just want to get $1 million or more.

Either way, what is peculiar is that Greene and Lutz are banding together at all. Greene’s Alice is a much more instrumental character than Lutz’s Emmett is. And considering that Summit has replaced actors before who played hardball (Rachelle LaFevre was dropped from the upcoming Eclipse in favor of Bryce Dallas Howard), it wouldn’t be a surprise if Summit chooses to replace either actor. It’s just fans will probably be much more outraged over Greene leaving than Lutz.

 Okay so I'm sitting writing fanfiction. Thinking about all the wolves and their imprintees. And then it hits me, if I've really got everyone into my list? Braincrash, I feel there's something missing but I dunno, bc I can't come up with anything else.

OK, so Sam has Emily of course. And then Jared's got Kim, and Jacob's got Nessie, and Paul's got Rachel (or is it Rebecca? Rachel, right?) 

IS THERE ANYONE ELSE IN THE PACK WHO'S IMPRINTED??? I NEED YOUR HELP!!!