LET'S MAKE THIS ONE COUNT.

I honestly don't know why I didn't post this yesterday, but i wanna thank the Mominator for reminding me.

So, this video started circulating the web yesterday:

He's TWELVE YEARS OLD. 

What a heart breaker. 

ANYWAY, now the video has gone viral, making this youngster an over night YouTube sensation. 

Even earning him the attention of his favorite Lady while making an appearance on the Ellen Degeneres Show. (Click for video.)

SO.... IDK, talk about things that make you happy, appreciate this little cutie, or the GAGA. 

Article from Yahoo News

i choose to forgive this transgression, but i'll never forget it

twilight creeps up on me wherever i go

show me pictures of the most ridiculous references to twilight you've ever seen

or show me the twilight merch you're embarrassed you own

'CUZ I ACTUALLY OWN THE TWILIGHT JEWELRY BOX

WITH A MIRROR OF CREEPY EDWARD ON IT

THAT SORT OF SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME EVERY TIME I OPEN IT

I ALSO HAVE CHOCOLATE BARS FROM FORKS, WA

people give me stuff, okay

i didn't buy all of this crap that i have

I'm not sure I do....but i do find the drama surrounding this a bit humorous.

Another update on the KLutz/Greene demand for more moolah....

via THR~~

We've got new details in that "Twilight" salary standoff.

As we first reported Monday, the actors who play the vampire Cullen kids (Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene) have rejected Summit Entertainment's offer to return for a fourth and fifth movie, thus holding up the studio's plan to send teenage girls into fits of euphoria by announcing that "Breaking Dawn" will be split into two installments.

Nicole Sperling at EW says they are demanding $4 million for each of the two "Breaking Dawns," but our sources close to the dealmaking say that number is high, and that reps for Lutz and Greene are asking for less than $2 million for each movie (for a total of about $4 million for both). The negotiation is just kicking into high gear, so these numbers could change; Sperling says co-star Nikki Reed has settled for a payday in the $750,000-$1 million range for each movie.

What are the secondary characters in a blockbuster franchise worth? That's always a tricky question, and especially here, where fans have such a close connection to the material and have come to associate the actors with their parts. On the other hand, "Eclipse" probably won't suffer at the boxoffice in June despite Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre) being recast after playing hardball. 

A couple of interesting wrinkles in the negotiation: While lead actors Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner all re-did their deals for huge raises after the first "Twilight" hit big (and are said to be close to deals for No. 4 and 5), Summit did not offer to renegotiate with the Cullens. So their pay for the first three movies has been very low, which would explain them wanting to cash in on "Breaking Dawn."

Also, while the Cullen kids don't play a huge role in the second or third books, they're both in "Breaking Dawn" a lot more. That fact is said to be fueling the demands, though Summit won't lock the script for the final movies until it's a 100% done deal there will be two, so parts could still be minimized or beefed up.

Neither side expects a speedy resolution. Summit wants to move quickly but isn't afraid to recast. Reps for the actors want to make a deal but don't understand why the studio won't take care of the cast in a franchise that has generated more than $1 billion.

While fans might miss the secondary characters, we doubt Summit's boxoffice take would suffer if the Cullens are recast. Would it?

source

DISCUSS HOW EXCITED YOU ARE ABOUT ALCIDE BEING SHIRTLESS!

Tanya. You love her, you hate her, I don't care.

I adore her. Somehow she's become the coolest person ever in my mind and she will be full of awesome in the fic I'm currently writing. Because I adore her I imagine actresses I like:

A red haired Rachel McAdams (Venenum Tanya) and Emilie de Ravin for my new fic.

I am, unfortunately, in a minority with my love for Tanya. So I wonder, what type of women do you guys imagine?

P.S. Laura Prepon  was a consideration but I decided she makes a better young Victoria.

 EDIT!: People who dislike her are welcome....It's the trashy Tanya's I can't imagine honestly. 

I may have started a new story today- 'Cullen, Unscripted'- that several campers here have rec'd over the past week.

I may have become instantly smitten before I even got midway through the second chapter.

I may have narrowly missed peeing my pants from laughing so hard.

I may have cyber-stalked inundated the author-  FL95- via  with story reviews.

I may have harrassed  encouraged her to visit the Forest.

I may have squeed when I received a pm from her telling me she found her way here.

I may be using this campfire to not so  subliminally get you to read her story and make her feel welcome here so she'll want to come play with us and post teasers and shit.

To make this interactive, besides you telling which of her stories you like best- I HAVEN'T READ ANY OTHERS SO NO SPOILERS!!! I'M READING DICKWARD NEXT- use this campfire to tell us what authors or other players in the Twi-verse you've recruited to the Forest.

I recently started reading 'The Perfect Wife' over at TWCS. In that last hour i have punched the wall (numerous times), screamed, and actually physically punched myself in the face... (though the last one was accidental)

It's disgusting the fic is making me feel sick.

What fic's make you RAGE?

This is in honor of jandco, who hates Tuesdays:

Next Tuesday, May 18th, is Free Scoop Day at Haagan Dazs Shops!  See here for info and here to find a store near you.  I know that I would dearly miss Haagan Dazs if I ever became a vampire...

(approved by wtvoc)

 So we already have the Stephenie Meyer bio comic, we know that Robert Pattinson will have his own comic (to be released sometime during this month apparently), and Kristen's comic will be released in June. And then we have the Twilight graphic novel of course. 

I guess it was just a matter of time until True Blood would be turned into a comic, and in July people will be able to get their hands on their very own copy of the first issue of the True Blood Comic, available in 4 different covers.

Pics of all the comics will be found in comments, and I want to hear your oppinions. Are they good? Bad? Is this whole thing just a bad idea?

Oh, and apparently SM's comic sold out and therefore got a new cover (the old one was MUCH better imo, this one just looks weird). It can also be found in comments.

Approved by Emibella.

Have you read something recently that made you giggle, grin, guffaw, titter, cringe, chortle, chuckle, scream, shriek, snort, choke on your drink and/or very nearly need a new pair of underwear?

If the answer is a resounding 'yes' to any of the above, then you are reading the right post!

Life is too short to be miserable. Shakespeare said "If music be the food of love, play on", but we think more along the lines of "If laughter be the food of love, spread the funny."

Sexually frustrated geeks, promiscuity, kidnappers, grand theft auto, female hygiene issues, tic tac wankers, sexual deviancy, moms, dads, identity disorders, some crack, redneck hilarity, screaming fans, fetishes, first kisses, and much, much more.

Nominations have now ended. You can see all of the finalists though and vote from 20th May 2010.

CHECK OUT THE GIGGLE/SNORT AWARDS HERE!!

So... what are your fave funnies and are they in the running?

I'm so effing angry at FF.net now, I'd seriously wrap a piece of dogsh*t in newspaper, leave it on it's doormat and light it on fire ring the doorbell and run, if I knew where it lived.

I just uploaded the first chapter of my new story that I'm about to post (soon-ish, hopefully). I uploaded it a while ago and it was fine then, but now? FF.net barely allows you to put a period at the end of a sentence. You can't leave two rows out between paragraphs and it does not allow you any formatting, not even to use @!!!! WHY? It kind of made me think if I should post my story at all, it has many texts and net speak in it (not because I'm lazy to type, just in certain parts).I'm no hecker and my photoshop skills are ghetto at best, but I do know my way around the net and since I had Vista I had to change the programming code just to get internet access (seriously, don't buy vista) so I'm really not that clueless. I just don't understand the logic behind this. Seriously, will letting people use the @ bring the system down? Is FF.net that shaky? Will he have use the binary code in the end?

Okay, so if any of you have any problems with this, rage with me too. Or offer suggestions on how to overcome the evil @ censoring lord of fanfic. The next step is censoring dirty words. I can feel it coming. Edward will only have a c*ck from then on. Or a willy. Jesus. I may have to flounce the fandom when that happens (just kidding, I'm in waaaay too deep.)

Just tell me why.

Approved by a ranger who gets smutty tingles from a guy who used to be an Angel before he was promoted to work for the police.

You promised a new Em/Ro story today...where is it, lady? Or were you just talking about Down and Across. If you were, then never mind....I already read chapter 1...Glorious.

I need to see my sexxy monkey man

Emibella Edit: I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK AND YES, IT IS DOWN AND ACROSS AND ALL OF YOU SHOULD READ IT AND REVIEW IT EVEN IF YOU DON'T USUALLY READ EM/RO

Click HERE to read

Down and Across

OKAY, UM, USE THIS THREAD TO DISCUSS ANYTHING EMMETT OR ROSALIE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DELETE THE PIMPAGE. IT CAN BE PICTURES, INSIGHTS, ANYTHING!

ENJOY! 

This makes me all hot and bothered. 

(Pixie, move this if you want!  

I wanted to make sure you guys saw it!)

Here you go guys! 

A little 30 second sneak peek at Muse's contribution to the Eclipse Soundtrack, "Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever)"! 

GIVE ME MORE PLEASE!!

I'm pretty stoked about this movie because I just love, love Emma Stone.  Anyways, a new trailer came out for Easy A and my eyes bugged out and I had to do a double take.  Let's see if you can spot the Twilighter that's in this movie.

To make this interactive, post vids of your favourite high school flicks.

Purple font ranger approved.

Dear Forest,

I am a sad and lonely Twilight fan. I have some "friends" online who are also Twilight fans, but it seems most of them are married and have lives and kids and things like that. Alas, I am single and past the age where that is acceptable culturally as I see many of my friends are moving on to their second marriages already. (My only saving grace is that I don't look like I'm as old as I am, so people haven't started knitting me "Fangirly Spinster" sweaters yet.

Okay, really I'm not here to try to gain sympathy for my pathetic existence (well, maybe a little). I'm here rubbing my sticks together (lets be honest, I'm using lighter fluid and a zippo, because I'm not about to go all boy scout on you.) to start this campfire to ask a question. If I don't have any friends that would be willing to go to a Twi Tour with me...should I go alone?  If I do go, is there any way to meet people ahead of time so that I don't walk in completely loner-like? Am I a total loser for even having to ask this question? Is anyone here thinking of going to Twi Tour LA?

Tragically Edwardless,
un_autre_page (or, y'know, Jodie)

FYT:

Okay, so I take it that they're premiering a few of Eclipse scenes and the trailer at the Oprah show.

Last time around, they premiered the New Moon trailers at ComicCon and the MTV Movie Awards, yes?

Do you think this means that they're taking a slightly different approach to marketing this time around? Instead of focussing on the youth market, do you think the studios is focussing more on the older female demographic in their marketing for Eclipse? Or are they just trying to reach a wider audience generally this time?

If so, what do you think of this strategy?

Lettuce discuss

FYT: Edward Cullen sparkling in the sun at Summer Bay. He's about to put his moves on Alf at the diner.

They're all on Oprah's website NOW! I'll add youtube videos as they become available.

 Rob Surprises Fans

Twilight Trio Imagine Different Lives

Robert Pattinson on Playing Edward Cullen

Taylor Surprises Sorority Sisters

Robert's Passion for Reading

And check out the new Eclipse Promo Pic and scene shown on Oprah!

ummm...... Angry Edward makes me hotttttt.

EDIT: Part 1 of the show

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

This video is so cute. Click the picture to see the video of Robert, Kristen, and Taylor backstage at Oprah. I'll add the youtube video when it becomes available.