But I'm not ready - where did this week go?
Some of you know and some of you may not but I am now located here - Daegu to be precise.
The 'Land of the Almost Right' and apparently also the future.
This is what my toilet looks like
Yes, it has a remote control attached to it and is one of the many gadgets to be found in my apartment (I even have a fingerprint reader a la Bond to open my door)
Thing is, I haven't had the courage to try out this contraption yet - no, I've peed, the thing is just switched off so all I need to do is flush)
I do know that one of those buttons wil heat the seat (I had the pleasure of that surprise in Daegu airport after a 28 hour day with no sleep)
WNV informs me that one of those buttons makes the seat vibrate - why? - and aparently one turns the thing into a bidet - EEW!!!!
What else do you think this thing does? I was kind of hoping that I could make a CUllen boy or Han Solo appear - then I rethought that idea as being sat on the bog probably wouldn't be how I would want to meet a droolworthy man for the first time.
Perhaps one of those buttons wins me a years worth of Andrex? Or maybe I get a free trip into space?
Suggestions? Ideas?
I also have a tv in the bathroom which includes an entry system so I can let people into the apartment (again, why, why would I want to do that when I'm in the bathroom?)
Just one of the many strange and fascinating futuristic items I've met so far on my travels (there's a door to nowhere on my subway - I'll get a pic and post that another time)
Anyhoo, supply me with giggles and snickers - come up with the most ridik function you can for one of those mysterious buttons
This is for you, INFERNALHEART, and yes, I'm still considering the blog.