MickisE

This summer will be full of Vampire Comics

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 3:38 PM

 So we already have the Stephenie Meyer bio comic, we know that Robert Pattinson will have his own comic (to be released sometime during this month apparently), and Kristen's comic will be released in June. And then we have the Twilight graphic novel of course. 

I guess it was just a matter of time until True Blood would be turned into a comic, and in July people will be able to get their hands on their very own copy of the first issue of the True Blood Comic, available in 4 different covers.


Pics of all the comics will be found in comments, and I want to hear your oppinions. Are they good? Bad? Is this whole thing just a bad idea?

Oh, and apparently SM's comic sold out and therefore got a new cover (the old one was MUCH better imo, this one just looks weird). It can also be found in comments.

 

Joannemojo

Got your funny? The GSA have arrived!

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 2:59 PM

Approved by Emibella.

Giggle/Snort Awards

Have you read something recently that made you giggle, grin, guffaw, titter, cringe, chortle, chuckle, scream, shriek, snort, choke on your drink and/or very nearly need a new pair of underwear?

If the answer is a resounding 'yes' to any of the above, then you are reading the right post!

Life is too short to be miserable. Shakespeare said "If music be the food of love, play on", but we think more along the lines of "If laughter be the food of love, spread the funny."

Sexually frustrated geeks, promiscuity, kidnappers, grand theft auto, female hygiene issues, tic tac wankers, sexual deviancy, moms, dads, identity disorders, some crack, redneck hilarity, screaming fans, fetishes, first kisses, and much, much more.

Nominations have now ended. You can see all of the finalists though and vote from 20th May 2010.

CHECK OUT THE GIGGLE/SNORT AWARDS HERE!!

 

So... what are your fave funnies and are they in the running?

kisvakondok

FF.net RAGE

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 2:15 PM

I'm so effing angry at FF.net now, I'd seriously wrap a piece of dogsh*t in newspaper, leave it on it's doormat and light it on fire ring the doorbell and run, if I knew where it lived.

I just uploaded the first chapter of my new story that I'm about to post (soon-ish, hopefully). I uploaded it a while ago and it was fine then, but now? FF.net barely allows you to put a period at the end of a sentence. You can't leave two rows out between paragraphs and it does not allow you any formatting, not even to use @!!!! WHY? It kind of made me think if I should post my story at all, it has many texts and net speak in it (not because I'm lazy to type, just in certain parts).I'm no hecker and my photoshop skills are ghetto at best, but I do know my way around the net and since I had Vista I had to change the programming code just to get internet access (seriously, don't buy vista) so I'm really not that clueless. I just don't understand the logic behind this. Seriously, will letting people use the @ bring the system down? Is FF.net that shaky? Will he have use the binary code in the end?

Okay, so if any of you have any problems with this, rage with me too. Or offer suggestions on how to overcome the evil @ censoring lord of fanfic. The next step is censoring dirty words. I can feel it coming. Edward will only have a c*ck from then on. Or a willy. Jesus. I may have to flounce the fandom when that happens (just kidding, I'm in waaaay too deep.)

 

Just tell me why.

 

Approved by a ranger who gets smutty tingles from a guy who used to be an Angel before he was promoted to work for the police.

RosesandLilies04

Emibella? Where are you?

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 1:07 PM

You promised a new Em/Ro story today...where is it, lady? Or were you just talking about Down and Across. If you were, then never mind....I already read chapter 1...Glorious.

I need to see my sexxy monkey man

Emibella Edit: I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK AND YES, IT IS DOWN AND ACROSS AND ALL OF YOU SHOULD READ IT AND REVIEW IT EVEN IF YOU DON'T USUALLY READ EM/RO

Click HERE to read

Down and Across

 

OKAY, UM, USE THIS THREAD TO DISCUSS ANYTHING EMMETT OR ROSALIE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DELETE THE PIMPAGE. IT CAN BE PICTURES, INSIGHTS, ANYTHING!

fabulous

Better Quality Angryward!

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 12:33 PM

ENJOY! 

This makes me all hot and bothered. 

(Pixie, move this if you want!  

I wanted to make sure you guys saw it!)


 

 

fabulous

Sneak Peek @ Muse's Neutron

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 11:53 AM

Here you go guys! 

A little 30 second sneak peek at Muse's contribution to the Eclipse Soundtrack, "Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever)"! 

GIVE ME MORE PLEASE!!

 

 
 
neuroticris

A High-end stripper, you know for governors

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 10:20 AM

I'm pretty stoked about this movie because I just love, love Emma Stone.  Anyways, a new trailer came out for Easy A and my eyes bugged out and I had to do a double take.  Let's see if you can spot the Twilighter that's in this movie.

 

To make this interactive, post vids of your favourite high school flicks.

 

Purple font ranger approved.

crimsonrambler

Sad and Lonely Twilight Fan

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 9:49 AM

Dear Forest,

I am a sad and lonely Twilight fan. I have some "friends" online who are also Twilight fans, but it seems most of them are married and have lives and kids and things like that. Alas, I am single and past the age where that is acceptable culturally as I see many of my friends are moving on to their second marriages already. (My only saving grace is that I don't look like I'm as old as I am, so people haven't started knitting me "Fangirly Spinster" sweaters yet.

Okay, really I'm not here to try to gain sympathy for my pathetic existence (well, maybe a little). I'm here rubbing my sticks together (lets be honest, I'm using lighter fluid and a zippo, because I'm not about to go all boy scout on you.) to start this campfire to ask a question. If I don't have any friends that would be willing to go to a Twi Tour with me...should I go alone?  If I do go, is there any way to meet people ahead of time so that I don't walk in completely loner-like? Am I a total loser for even having to ask this question? Is anyone here thinking of going to Twi Tour LA?

Tragically Edwardless,
un_autre_page (or, y'know, Jodie)

FYT:

DameNellie

Audience demographics

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 9:10 AM

Okay, so I take it that they're premiering a few of Eclipse scenes and the trailer at the Oprah show.

Last time around, they premiered the New Moon trailers at ComicCon and the MTV Movie Awards, yes?

Do you think this means that they're taking a slightly different approach to marketing this time around? Instead of focussing on the youth market, do you think the studios is focussing more on the older female demographic in their marketing for Eclipse? Or are they just trying to reach a wider audience generally this time?

If so, what do you think of this strategy?

Lettuce discuss

FYT: Edward Cullen sparkling in the sun at Summer Bay. He's about to put his moves on Alf at the diner.

pixievamp

The Eclipse Special on Oprah

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 8:26 AM

They're all on Oprah's website NOW! I'll add youtube videos as they become available.

 Rob Surprises Fans

Twilight Trio Imagine Different Lives

Robert Pattinson on Playing Edward Cullen

Taylor Surprises Sorority Sisters

Robert's Passion for Reading

And check out the new Eclipse Promo Pic and scene shown on Oprah!

ummm...... Angry Edward makes me hotttttt.

EDIT: Part 1 of the show

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

pixievamp

Backstage at the Oprah Show

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 8:18 AM

This video is so cute. Click the picture to see the video of Robert, Kristen, and Taylor backstage at Oprah. I'll add the youtube video when it becomes available. 

Majesta Moniet

First Eclipse Clip

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 8:01 AM

Apple has an exclusive Eclipse clip of Jane and Co. in Seattle.

Click here for the linkage. <---HD Version

 

Edit-

 

Kinda sorta lame and over-dramatic to me, but maybe you disagree???

 

hmonster4

And now for something completely Different

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 6:45 AM

TheHeartofLife (aka ReginaPhalange here on ADF) and I are trying a little experiment....

four weeks of pure fluff....

Every weekday (monday-friday) we are going to give you a little mini-chapter of our fluffy summer fun story,

EVERY DAMN DAY!

Keep an eye out - it's a perfect lead in to summer - an angst free way of getting in the beach groove and the having a litlte bit of fun.  We hope you jump in (cause the water feels great!)

jandco

Birthdays!

Thursday May 13, 2010 at 3:54 AM

So, it's Robert Pattinson's Birthday...

HURRAY!

And while it's great it's his birthday and everything, I don't know the guy.  So I'd have no idea what to get him other than this:

  or possibly this

So.  I'm not going to ask what you would give to Mr. Pattinson on his birthday, because I get the feeling y'all don't know the guy, either.  Instead I want to know what you would give to which Ficward on a birthday.

RANGER ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE:

Name a Ficward, then name the gift you would give 'em.

For example, I'd get this for Father Edward:

but he probably already has 3 of them, right?

OKAY GO!

Mrz.JasperHale4evr

J.BOners Twitter Pg

Wednesday May 12, 2010 at 10:54 PM

So my dear Rangers are hiding something very important to me from me and i promised fiestiness remember that i love you guys and ths is all in good fun J.Bones seems to have a twitter page and you guys have it and i wat it really bad You keeping this from me is breaking my heart and my soul is slipping away from me as i type Image and video hosting by TinyPic

how could you not allow me to tweet that beautiful face and tell it how bad i want too lick it

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You see that you're keepig us apart and it makes him sad Image and video hosting by TinyPic Image and video hosting by TinyPic

His heart is breakig too look he's smoking because he so stress out because i can't get to him

Lets make him happy again bring us togother ppl <3

 

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and i'm aware i might be slighty nuts but u still love me mwah' post sexy jackson pictures here and convince them to let the twitter link go

 

pixievamp

LA Times Talks Eclipse Artists

Wednesday May 12, 2010 at 10:40 PM

 

The multi-part vampire soap opera series "Twilight" lightly sinks its fangs into the Los Angeles music scene with its rock-focused soundtrack to "Eclipse." The sonic companion to the third edition in the series will feature a cut from one of Silver Lake's most famed residents, Beck, as well as the Los Angeles-via-Philadelphia trio Eastern Conference Champions

Britain's over-the-top theatrical rockers Muse will anchor the soundtrack, but the collection, like the one that accompanied "New Moon," once again takes an indie-centric focus. Low-key worldly rockersVampire Weekend, anthemic roots rockers Band of Horses and electronic-laced CanadiansMetric also appear on the Alexandra Patsavas-curated collection, due in stores June 11.

The soundtrack to "New Moon" roped in the likes of St. Vincent, Thom Yorke and L.A.'s Sea Wolf. Similarly, "Eclipse" boasts a cred-boosting lineup sure to draw some interest from those who have no stake in whether or not the girl who played Joan Jett gets cozy with a vampire or a werewolf. 

Beck, for instance, is paired with Bat for Lashes, the moniker for the mystical and adventurous English singer/songwriter Natasha Khan. It's not Beck's only soundtrack this summer, as the artist will be all over "Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World." 

Eastern Conference Champions are no stranger to film/TV work, with the band's songs having appeared on "Melrose Place" and "Friday Night Lights." The band released an album for Suretone before splitting with the label, home now to Limp Bizkit, and self-released an EP, "Santa Fe," last year. The fiery folksy rockers will appear at next weekend's Silver Lake Jubilee.

Elsewhere, Jack White will have a chance to redeem himself for prior cinematic music sins. His Dead Weather will contribute a cut to "Eclipse," and it will hopefully be stronger than the song he performed with Alicia Keys for "Casino Royale." The Black Keys, the Bravery and Cee-Lo are among the other artists on the soundtrack, which was revealed today on MySpace

Metric has the lead-off cut on the album, and this stands to be a big summer for the still-rising band. The act, which brings a dance floor strut to its biting guitars and confessional vocals, will also appear in this summer's "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World."

The Chop Shop/Atlantic soundtracks to the "Twilight" series are big business. The "New Moon" disc has sold more than 1.1 million copies to date, according to Nielsen SoundScan, and the soundtrack to the first film has long surpassed the 2 million sales mark.

-- Todd Martens

Here is the "Eclipse" track list:

1. Metric – “Eclipse (All Yours)”

2. Muse – “Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever)”

3. The Bravery – “Ours”

4. Florence + The Machine – “Heavy In Your Arms”

5. Sia – “My Love”

6. Fanfarlo – “Atlas”

7. The Black Keys – “Chop And Change”

8. The Dead Weather – “Rolling In On A Burning Tire”

9. Beck and Bat For Lashes – “Let’s Get Lost”

10. Vampire Weekend – “Jonathan Low”

11. UNKLE – “With You In My Head (featuring The Black Angels)”

12. Eastern Conference Champions – “A Million Miles An Hour”

13. Band Of Horses – “Life On Earth”

14. Cee-Lo Green – “What Part Of Forever”

 

15. Howard Shore – “Jacob’s Theme”

sauce

Alright Campers.... weigh in. How does this soundtrack make you feel? Anyone you're TRULY excited to see on the tracklisting? How does it measure up to previous soundtracks?

wolvesnvamps

Happy Birthday Robert

Wednesday May 12, 2010 at 10:33 PM

Please don't do Breaking Dawn.

Please stay edgy which means no more cheesy Oprah Twi-Mom visits.

If you want to visit some fans-come see us here in the forest. It would be much more memorable for you.

Please stop listening to Summit and their mindless drivel. Walk away. You have enough clout now.

Go hang out with TomStu and the rest of the Brit-Pack. They keep you real.

Avoid L.A. women ;)

Post your best birthday memories and how you would spend your birthday with Robert.

 

wtvoc

FOOD PORN/TWITTER POST

Wednesday May 12, 2010 at 9:05 PM

this is the sexiest picture i've ever seen

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i discovered this at FoodPorn on twitter, my new favorite thing to follow

who're you following?  didja know the j.rath has a twitter now?

the forest had better be your favorite, js js

alternately, show me sexy, sexy pictures of delicious waffles/other foodstuffs

and post your twitters and tell us why we should follow you

@FoodPorn (lol)

 

ETA: as a result of tweeting about it... Amateur Porn Movies is now following you on Twitter! :D

HollyCullen

Bel Ami: Book vs Movie

Wednesday May 12, 2010 at 8:15 PM

 We've all done countless comparisons of Twilight the movie vs the book. 

I'm curious about Bel Ami. Who has read the book? What do you think of the casting? Do you think Rob can pull of Gorges Duroy? 

Personally, if the stills that show a look of indifference are any indication of his portrayal then he nailed the character. I think Kirstin Scott Thomas will be great, but others...not sure. 

Who do you think should play Rachel? 

Lettuce discuss

 

!

 

 

porcelainpaleprincess

Easy with the makeup, people...

Wednesday May 12, 2010 at 6:55 PM

 I was "working" today (trolling the internet) and came upon some (did a google image search) photos of Rob from Twilight.  The first movie.  The one is which he looked like a smoking hot kid who was a little pale and sullen.  Not the current incarnation of creepy yellow contacts and overly white makeup.

Am I alone in thinking the first movie had much better (maybe not storyline perfect, but better looking) makeup and contacts? 

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