Just finished reading this amazing, amazing, amazing story.  I am speachless. I've read sooooooooo many fanfics, and this is one of the BEST I've read so far. And I love this Bella, she is KICK ASS.

But this one should come with an ANGST alert. It almost ripped my heart out, I have no more tears to cry. but dang it was worth it.

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Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 327,504 - Reviews: 8381 - Updated: 4-13-10 - Published: 10-19-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete

Summary: What's going on with Bella's new best friend's older brother, Edward? What exactly happened in his past that has turned the former golden boy into a shadow of himself?

In three words, describe what's currently running through your mind.

money, investments, finance

 ...again...

Have a Great Day!

(maybe some new/old Kellan pics will be released tomorrow. *fingers crossed*)

oh..and when did Rob's arms get like that? o.0 

WHERE IS THE ADF CAVILLRY?

FIRST LOOK AT HENRY IN HIS NEW MOVIE "IMMORTALS"

I need some money, so I can invest in some time with him, if ya know what i mean. it was really make my life... richer.

I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS

Hey peeps.

Can you guise rec me some well written male POV stuff? Like, the kind you read and you're like 'yeah, THIS is what men think like.' Like, I don't want those men that are written how we WISH men thought. (Yanno, like how Stephenie Meyer wrote Edward.) I want men who think the way that makes fathers terrified to let their daughters date.

Bonus points for smutshots.

ETA: also feel free to leave me some new alien porn.

As we all probably have figured out, I have a strange obsession with Tanya. BUT she isn't the only lady who grabs me.

Maria, is a character I keep wanting to see, and yet she never really shows up. Not as a character of importance. She's sort of randomly mentioned in the background as an ex of Jasper's or something.

Why? She was a hardcore vampire chick!

Can anyone rec me anything involving her? She doesn't need to be the centric character, she could be a total bitch, I don't care, just a story that involves her. GIVE ME MARIA! (...MARIAAAAAAAAAA. I just met a girl named MAAAAARRRRIIIIAAAAAA)

AND if you can tell me why you think everyone sort of forgets about her...that would be awesome.

<--If you want to share your thoughts of casting for her as well, go for it.

Good people of the forest, it has recently come to my attention that I have read far too much fanfiction. Now the stories are blending together and driving me slightly insane. I keep seeing random scenes play out in my mind, and I think, “Where the heck did I read that?” Can any of you figure it out? I’m pretty sure some of them have been pulled (because I’ve been searching like a crazy woman all day and can’t find them), but I would still like to know the name of the story. If you have similar flashbacks, feel free to share. If I or another camper do not know what story they are from, we can go insane together.

ETA: Thanks to some awesome people, some of them have been found.

Flashback One: New Kiss by LadyAkako

Alice does not like Rosalie who is dating her brother. Bella sees Edward with Rosalie in a coffee shop (or somewhere) and thinks they are together, but they’re not really.

Flashback Two:

Edward left and Bella is knocked up with his vampire spawn. Charlie may or may not have a wolf-oriented girlfriend who guesses what was happening. Or maybe Bella ends up with the Denali coven. Aro found out and wanted to make a baby of his own, so Bella ends up staying in Volterra for a while to save everybody else. Marcus forms a special bond with E and B’s daughter.

Flashback Three: Choices and Consequences by JustBiteMePlease

Bella doesn’t know the Cullens are vampires. She goes to a party at their house and gets it on with Edward who can’t control himself and bites her.

Flashback Four: Once Upon a Disaster by tk-square as a pear (Pulled)

Bella and her sister Alice are some type of royalty who are captured by pirates. James gets fed up and tosses Alice overboard. Victoria is a dude named Victor. Edward takes Bella to his parents’ house where his mom tries to set her up (being that Edward is engaged and all).  

Flashback Five: Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal

Everybody knows about vampires. Edward is famous. Bella goes to interview him and nearly gets bitten by James.

Flashback Six: Opposites Attract: Freshman Year by Dobrodery 

Bella and her friend’s brother Edward are stuck in a house together due to weather issues when he gets the news that his grandfather died. She is the only one there to comfort him. Then there is some issue with the grandfather leaving Edward an envelope that leads to him shacking up with some random woman.

Please note: These are quite possibly inaccurate flashbacks since it has been forever since I read these stories. And as you can see, I read pretty much anything and everything. My apologies.

 When I go out with my friends, inevitably our conversation turns to music or books. I ALWAYS find it interesting to learn people's tastes. I mean, one of my favorite stories is when I saw my kid's pediatrician at Barnes and Noble with her daughter. We started talking about high-falooting literature and her seven year old daughter chimed in "ALL MY MOM READS IS TWILIGHT BOOKS. SHE JUST LOOOVES THEM." and of course my son replied "MINE TOO!!"... talk about the red faces of two women trying too hard!

But I digress....

Words are REALLY important to me. Above all, language is the thing that draws me in. If a story flows and brings me to a place that I want to be I am in love. In the words of Modest Mouse, Language is the liquid that we're all dissolved in.

But others don't care about that all that much. If it's music, they want to dance or just want to be entertained. If it's a book, they want to laugh or escape with chick lit more than learn new things. (I'll admit, I do BOTH)

Here is a short interview that one of my favorite musicians gave recently.....

So, what about you? Do you LISTEN closely to songs to figure out what they are trying to say? Do you choose books whose subject matter appeals to your brain or for your need to escape? (and yes, it can appeal to both)

Lastly...

Is there a lyric or a quote from a book that you have always loved? 

So I'm on ff going through my list when I realised that I HAVE NOTHING TO READ. I've read everything. There are heaps that I'm waiting on updates for, but in the meantime I need more fics.

So PLEASE rec me. Anything, anything at all.

ETA: Completed fics are best :)

Hello, I'm looking for a fic that I think has been deleted....It was called "Stand in the Rain" and it was a Jasper/Alice AH, AU. Jasper was a hired man for various seedy jobs and is hired by Alice's father to transport her. Alice has visions of the future and know that her father is planning her death. Their travel becomes a fight for their lives. Other cannon characters are in it - Edward and Emmett used to or maybe still work in the same profession as Jasper.

I only have one specific preference for men. They must be able to play an instrument. Preferably bass.

I find musicians hot hot sex. I mean they just are. Seeing them on stage, getting all hot and sweaty while throwing their all into a passion that they love, is a turn on.

I have a lot of musical crushes. Like too many. And my man has to kind of compete with all of them.

What are your music lovers? Whose baritone crooning gets you hot under the collars? Whose bass/guitar fingers can you not stop day dreaming about? Which drummer makes you just as sweaty? (jesus do they sound like bad smut fics :D)

This band and video makes me all types of happy.

I can't remember the name of a fic and i've been looking for it ALL DAY!!

It's a really short one maybe 3/4 chapters. Bella and Edward have been together for like forever, they got married, moved in together and are about to get a babt but Edward is send to Irak (or war or whatever it is). So bella kinda teach him how to use a gun. And then he leaves.

There's a lot of flashbacks. At the beginning bella's alone with Edward Junior and the story finishes with Bella visiting Edward in an hospital bed.

Okkkkk... I remember all the story except the name and I want to read it again!!

It's super sad!! And frustrating! Help me!

Now that I have you attention... ;)

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For your time, some EYE CANDY.... feel free to post more in here....

This is to spite wtvoc.

This is a Doctor Who post because that's all I could think of.

So, discuss the latest episode.

purple edit: oh, i see.

you: heather/shannen doherty.

me: veronica/winona ryder.

it is, how do you say.  on?

I've just turned on The Prisoner on ITV and realised Jamie Campbell Bower is in it!! And looks mighty fine, I might add...

Wanna see?

  I just got these two things in my E-mail and all of the sudden I'm psyched:

From Nordstroms.com:

ADVANCE SCREENINGS

Beat the crowds to summer's hottest movie! Starting June 4, with your in-store BP. Nordstrom purchase of $50 or more, you can receive one ticket to our advance screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Just bring your receipt to the Customer Service desk to redeem. Advance screenings will be on June 29. Times will vary by location. Offer valid while supplies last, at participating locations. See store for details. 
 

I'm attending the convention is anyone else in the LA area going who would want to have adult beverages through out the day to offset screaming children?

I love, love, LOVE me some Glee. I follow exactly three programs on TV, and Glee is totally unmissable. I bought the DVD boxset of Season 1 (The Road To Sectionals) the day it came out and me and my sister watched the entire thing in one day. Twelve episodes in 12 hours I think it was!

So, I announce this as the Glee-preciation post of the weekend! Pic spam me some Puck, or Finn, or best of all, some Mr Schu. Nothing, and I mean nothing, turns me on more than Mr Schu rapping. And Mr Schu's happy tears make angels have orgasms #truefact.

Anyone who follows me on Twitter will know about my undying love of Britney and the hilarious stuff she comes out with... "Did you know, dolphins are just gay sharks?", "When I pulled my hamstring I went to a misogynist." and "I don't know how to turn on a computer." Plus, she has fantastic legs.

So, this line is used in all types of fics, including ones I love. So I'm not really knocking it...just curious about it.

When two characters (Edward and Bella) are having sex or something for the first time, there's sometimes a point where our man stops and asks Bella if she's sure. This is sometimes followed with him pretty much saying, that she'd better be sure, because he won't be able to stop at a certain point.

What exaclty does that mean? If she said no after this point it would go unlistened to and hey, at least he warned her....Um? Or is it meant to be purely hypothetical and of course he would.

Just something that I always wondered.

Anything in fic that gets you thinking "....wait...what?" that ends up happening....a lot.

<--confusion XD

Kake arrived safely no worse for wear other than her cell died this morning.  We are off to a killah yard sale  (Dr.s' type neighborhoods)  

She won't let me post pics yet...but I'm working on her...

Have an awesome weekend.