Here are the Eclipse Scenes that were shown on Oprah last week!  At least now they are in HD! 

Hello loves! This is my first post, but I've been lurking for a month or so. I need some good T-rated fics please. I love a good lemon and I cuss like a sailor....but I feel so wrong reading them at work. I need something to pass the time, so can you help me out? I don't really care if it's cannon, AH,AU...whatever!!

 

“Possibly, [replaced co-star] Rachelle [Lefevre] and Ashley and Kellan might not even be all that involved,” she said. “They have all the other people telling them things and a lot of stuff can get mishandled, like what happened with Rachelle. There’s so many possible misunderstandings. It breaks my heart.”

So, what does she think will come of the negotiations? “It could turn ugly. Do [these actors] deserve more money? Probably they do, on one level. But if everybody makes so much money, then … it’s complicated,” she added. “What a mess!

source: mtv

Uh, why does she just pop in at the most random moments?!

First I need to do a little ::happy dance:: Apparently ADF is NOT blocked at work anymore! w00t!

Now, back to my topic. Outlines.

I'm curious and would love some help from the campers. I write a little bit here and there and I outline whatever I write with basic notes, but I would love some advice, help or a little bit more organization with plotting and outlines.

Is there a specific format you use? A "form" or such? Any help would be greatly appreciated! THANK YOU! 

And for your opinions.... I share pics....

Also, my darling sister is a new member to the FOREST! SOOOO WEIRD! She's slowly creeping into my world of Twilight! ;)

 Earlier today my aunt had me watch a low budget horror flick that scared me so much I took a nap, passed out.

This is what will now forever haunt my dreams thank god for my nightlight.

So now that I’ve shared that with the world. I was wondering If Twilight was a horror flick, who would be the killer and in what order would everyone get killed?

In my horror film, Nessie is a young teenage girl who turns into the Lock Ness monster at night. One night a few teens get in their boat and go hang out in the middle of the lock. Nessie then destroys their engine then slowly kills them all one by one.

Bella, of course, will fall overboard five minutes into the movie and will be the first to die. And then in some random order everyone else will go. Because Alice is a freaky psychic chick she will be the one to live. The end.  Scary, huh?

So now that I’ve told you mine, tell me yours…or you can just post pictures of monsters and say that it’s a twilight character

Has anyone out there been as frustrated with the screenwriting in the last two movies as I have?

I often read that Kristen was mis-cast as Bella, and (dare I even say it) the same for Rob. I however, think they're both great in their roles, but would be super - great if they maybe had more material to work with.

There is a sea of fanfiction writers out there, and an entire website created for twilight fanfiction. I am have read some AMAZING fics that have been able to capture all of the essentials -  the quirks, the attitudes, the entire essence of the characters. How is it that all of these incredible ff writers have been able to capture the essence and detail of the characters, while the screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg (who, by the way, gets paid for this...), has done so little with all the material she has at her fingertips. Edward, in my opinion, is one of the most complex and multi- dimensional characters that I have ever read in a book (as Snowqueens Icedragons would put it, "Fifty Shades" ). However, Rosenberg writes him as a very flat character.

OK, so this came out a little angrier than anticipated.....

But what are your thoughts? Do you agree? Disagree?

Seems to be a theme in fanfic no?.....One that I never tire of!

I got a hankering for some dirty mouthed, alcohol imbibing, sexed up twilight kids, the kind you sorta want to slap and be best friends with at the same time. Pair that with unattentive, loaded yet disfunctional, and possibly liquored up parental figures, I'm on board!

So I'm currently reading Revelry (which is quite good by the way) and browsing through the best bits of Scotch Gin and the New Girl yet again, but I'm wondering can anyone Rec me a good similar fic with our favorite twilight kids care free crazy, with rich less than caring parental figures?

Thanks for your help,

To recap,

Petulant Kids:

Disfunctional Parents:

 remember yesterday...when i posted those Rob pics and i said "Maybe tomorrow some new/old pics of Kellan well be released *fingers crossed*"

well..here they are...

 There are always rumors floating around these parts. Rumors about fanfics, rumors about actors and actresses, rumors about movie roles and songs on soundtracks, rumors about naked pictures and awesome sex tapes staring our favorite male lead in a certain vampire series.... so now it's time to play

Oops! I really shouldn't have said that!

Give us your best rumor. It can be REAL, it can be FAKE

It can be about YOUR FELLOW ADF CAMPER

WARNING! If you start a rumor about someone you may want to tweet about it so they can

TELL US IF IT IS TRUE! or FALSE!

So go forth and give me your best, longest, shortest and juiciest RUMORS and remember to end it with...

"OOPS, I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT."

(my monthly de-lurking, it seems...)

OK, I agree with most of you on the Omnific subject.  Most of these stories would not hold much interest for me without the characters that brought me to TWI FFn in the first place, so I doubt I will spend money on them.

So, what do you think about sites like www.textnovel.com?  Will you follow a story that you began reading in a FFn fandom to a non-FFn site? 

There are a few FFn authors that have pulled their stories from FFn, changed the names and removed the Twi-ness of them, and posted at Textnovel. 

The FF author known as Saewod is rewriting her stories and posting them under profile name Vi_ZoMi.

I have been reading "Live in Position" over there (with the new character names).  I actually started it again from the beginning, trying to get used to the new character names, but honestly, in my head, I keep hearing the orig Twi names.  But I want to know how the story plays out, so I'm reading it. 

And today, the first two chapters of "Vegas Follows You Home" were posted.  This used to be the story "What Happens in Vegas Follows You Home."  And I'm going to read that one too.

Am I a sucker?  Or just can't let go?  I'm not bashing any author or myself.  My fascination with what I term "cheese" is what prompted me to pick up my first Twilight book a couple of years ago.  and yet, my cheese craving was not satisfied, which led me to Fanfiction, which brought me to ADF, so it's really a beautiful circle, I think.  Is following a couple of authors to a new (non-twi) site just the next step in the evolution?

Our room is booked!

We are packing as we speak, and we leave in the morning.

We will be a bit limited on time, but what are the 'must see' places?

We are staying at the place Pixie posted about yesterday but NOT in the Twilight rooms. (Dude, the dark walls would be depressing and make me claustrophobic)

Are there any places we should avoid?

Thanks in advance!

.. And I'm sad:[

If you haven't read this story you really should, and I've recommended it on here before but I am going to do it again. The writing is beautiful and the story is original.. and now it's complete.

Cien Anos de Soledad by HappyInLove

This is a story of a girl, finding herself in Guatemala & Seattle; a child, shuffled, loved, growing; a boy, figuring out what makes a man; and a family, expanding and understanding what unconditional hope and love look like.

Read please?

If you have read this.. come talk to me!

What did you think?

Anything you think she left out?

My comments on the Epilogue will be in the first comment.

Completed fics. Nowadays it seems that most fics go on for chapter upon chapter upon chapter. Which is alright (in some cases), but I have over 60 updates in my Inbox and have no desire to start another WIP.

Here's the challenge, completed fics that are under, preferably 20 but at most 30 chapters. Completed is key.

Sometimes a story can be told in few words, and this is finals week, so I need something finished and semi-short.

P.S. I say this frequently to Sobriquett but I'd just like to reiterate my love for americnxidiot and jandco since they're sort of awesome at finishing a story at the perfect time and usually not starting a new story until the other is finished.

UPDATE: I should probably point out how much I read and finding me something will be hard...BUT! I do enjoy rereading :)

Do you have a pet?  A cat named Hello?  A dog named Pork Chop?  A chinchilla named Mittens?  A mink named Stole?  A snaked named OMFG THERE'S A FUCKING SNAKE IN THE HOUSE!!! ?  Show me!  Pics please!

Here's my behbeh, Jonah The Mother Fuckin' Whale.  Yes, that's the name on his license.

And to make this LESS off topic--if characters in Twilight were to have pets, what sorts of pets would they have, and what would be their names?

This post was approved by the ranger who will soon be calling ME Eclipse Trivia Master.

Whatcha eating?

Whatcha cooking?

Share some fun food pictures!

 *** Peeks out from her lurking place... ***

Hi everyone!

It's my first campfire, and I'm in need of a rec. :-)

I have been reading so much angst lately that it's making my heart hurt.

What is everyone's favorite fluffy / funny / lighthearted fic? WIP or complete it doesn't matter... I just need something to cut through the heartache. 

Thanks for your help! 

Do you write fan fiction?

Post excerpts from your upcoming chapters here!

Don't forget to include a link!

I am thinking of buying the whole "see all three movies" thing online. This worked great last year because we got to stay in the same theater and no lines. However, I want to see Eclipse in IMAX so, we'll have to switch this time. I really don't mind but, I have never been to an IMAX theater before so I am worried about the front row being all thats left by the time we get over there. So, whats the IMAX experience like? Are there any bed seats? Am I gonna feel like I have a hangover when its over?

Catherine Hardwicke attended the Twilight Convention in Vancouver. May 14-16, 2010.

These are tweets from http://twitter.com/mandysmind who was at the convention.

Catherine says about Kristen Stewart, "We may hate her because she's with Rob, but she does a great job."

Omg Catherine was kidding about "hating her" she meant like "jealous of" -- and I like KS either way

Kristen said "it has to be Rob" catherine rewatched shoots and agreed. Summit met Rob and sure they could make Rob "look good" LoL

Its true she said "In our country its illegal to be involved with a minor so don't even think about it Rob" about Kristen.

Rob fell of the bed a lot during auditions and filming.

Catherine brought mouthwash for her LoL they were super nervous but Rob was "out of control" a bit "wild" making out on Catherine's bed

Rob and Kristen 1st met auditioning at Catherine's house. She brought in 4 guys for her to make-out with and see how it felt. LoL @twi_tour

This report was posted by  Neesie_cullen67 at kstewartfans on LJ

Okay, seriously you guys. Does Catherine have no other income than Twilight? I assume she's making loads of money doing these Twi-Tour things, or she wouldn't do them, right? Do you think telling vaguely inappropriate stories about Robert Pattinson being POSSIBLY a bit inappropriate with Kristen Stewart is making her rich as astronauts? Does she not have an investment portfolio or something? Does she not have other projects? What is she doing?????

Studio appears serious about moving 'Twilight' series to Louisiana

By Mike Scott, The Times-Picayune

May 17, 2010, 11:48AM

Two new developments arrive this morning related to the whisperings that Summit Entertainment is considering shooting the next film in the "Twilight" series (which may actually be two films) somewhere in Louisiana.

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'One of them doesn't say a whole lot. The other, however, seems to be significantly more telling as to exactly how serious Summit Entertainment is about moving the production here. 

First, Summit this morning (Monday, May 17) responded to my inquiry of last week for comment on the rumors, first reported in a story in The Hollywood Reporter that relied on an unnamed source for its inside information.

The studio's statement came a few days too late for my story -- which ran in Saturday's editions of The Times-Picayune -- and it was unsuprisingly vague. Here's it is, in its entirety: "No details have been confirmed regarding 'Breaking Dawn' aside from the fact that Bill Condon will be directing."

Insert shrug here.

The second, more telling, development comes in the form of incorporation papers filed last week with the Louisiana Secretary of State's office by an agent for Summit and establishing a new corporate entity called "TSBD LOUISIANA, L.L.C." -- which would seem to stand for "Twilight: Saga Breaking Dawn." 

Of course, filing incorporation papers is a long way from booking soundstages and crewing up -- but as early signs go, it's a good one that there might be truth to these rumors.

"Twilight: Breaking Dawn" would be based on the fourth book in the popular vampire-romance series, and there has been talk that it could be broken into two movies. Summit is hoping to beging production this fall.

SAY WHAT?!?