I’ve successfully posted in every Friday Free For All since I joined ADF back in...March, if I’m not mistaken. Go me!
Anyway, this week, I bring you hilarity. Hilarity that only a select few women can enjoy, but all men will enjoy.
I Hope They Serve Better Beer In Hell By Tucker Max
This guy is hilarious, disgusting, a fucking prick, and amazing. I don’t ever want to meet him, he’d tear me to pieces, but I quite enjoy admiring his work from afar.
Here’s what the back of the book says:
“My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.”
Some reader feedback for you....
“I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist.”
“I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my saviour. I just finished reading your brilliant stories and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I’m in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you.”
Guess which one was from a guy and which one was from a girl, haha?
Although very, very, very offensive and disgusting and horrifying in parts, it’s hilarious. I simultaneously want to be best friends with this guy and tell him where to go. He knows he’s a disgusting asshole and he hears it almost every time he goes out, but God love him for continuing to be the way he is.
They’ve actually made a movie about the book. Thank God the actor’s slightly better looking than the real Tucker Max. I don’t know how he does it. I wouldn’t be attracted to him, but he is quite the charmer.
Anyway, if you don’t find sexist/fat/any offensive joke offensive, read it. If you are sensitive about things like feminism, your weight, or having not only multiple partners, but hundreds of them, don’t even look it up. Seriously. You’ll be so pissed off.
Well, I had a fucking good laugh reading the book at least. Some parts made me want to vomit, yes, and some parts made it clear that Tucker Max would not even take a second glance at me without saying something that would he would probably think of as life-altering, in a bad way of course, but I gotta respect the dude.
Go read it. Hilarity will ensue. I promise.
P.S. My favourite character is SlingBlade. Hands down. That guy made me laugh until I cried. My abs got a serious workout this week while reading.
P.P.S. A little shameless pimpage here... If you're interested in reading a blog about a girl's perspective on drunken assholes, read this. http://thewing-girl.blogspot.com/ I know her. She's sort'a cool. (It's me.)