Apparently people want Ronald McDonald to retire because he is creepy as fuck he lures children in to Micky D's.

Here's a link to the article:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100520/ap_on_bi_ge/us_mcdonald_s_ronald_mcdonald

So what do you think? should think guy go away for good?

sorry right guy, wrong picture

(Why isn't that little girl screaming and running away???)

Sexually frustrated. TMI? Probably. But Im doped up just enough not to care at this point. Some of you know Ive been stuck in bed for the last week and a half for back issues and those of you that dont now do. And Im going crazy I have limited contact with any adults. Except my Bro and our slightly crazy neighbor who is helping us out right now. So I need help.

I want angry frustrated passionate intense smut. NO RAPE. MUST BE CONSENSUAL! Preferably one-shot or short story  no more then 10 chapters. E/B a must. Three-somes with Em or Jaz are ok. But no Rose or Alice.

Thanks for your help.

FYT

My last day of school was Monday and because i have no plans or a job, I've been really bored. Making banners is kind of my new thing but I don't have any to make so i was wondering if anyone had any requests. Here are a few examples of my work: www.lovestoblame.blogspot.com/

I'm making a banner for my fic "The Virgin Suicides" and i need help finding pictures. I need teenagers and really young children. The characters are Jasper, Alice, Edward, Bella, Emmett, Rosalie, Victoria and James.

I think this is a good Victoria

and thats all i have.

I'm just copy/pasting this from the-Gazebo, because well.. I can, neener neener.

Summary: An insight into famous ladies man, Charles Swan. Set in canon. M for naughty words and mature themes.


This was given to me a few weeks ago, and I kept meaning to make a post about it, but kept forgetting.

I find it really hard to read stories on Charlie, because, well, most suck at writing him, imo. But this author has nailed it. and I think that's because they've based him on movie Charlie, but is going by the book. If that makes any sense. Probably not, but whatever.

The author only writes short drabbles, and I like that. You don't always need a lot of words to get your point across, and this one doesn't have a lot of words, so it's a win. y/y?

Also, I really like that she's made Charlie a man. A lot of fics forget that he's male.

"He liked his porn in a hard copy format – the internet had too much of everything and not enough of something. Give him a magazine or a VHS of some titties, and he was a happy man. When Renee had left she'd taken his favorite (Big Tittied Women Riding Mustaches) with her. He'd never quite got over the loss."

Read it!

So i started reading a fic with a very vague, yet, intriguing summary. Then as I continued on, i found out that E&B met through Match.com. And I kinda stopped reading. I have nothing against dating sites, I've never used one and I have not known anyone who has. I just can't imagine what it's like. 

So tell me campers:

Have you used one or know someone who has?

Was it successful?

Is it creepy?

Tell me im curious!!!!!

I’ve successfully posted in every Friday Free For All since I joined ADF back in...March, if I’m not mistaken. Go me!

P.S. My favourite character is SlingBlade. Hands down. That guy made me laugh until I cried. My abs got a serious workout this week while reading.

P.P.S. A little shameless pimpage here... If you're interested in reading a blog about a girl's perspective on drunken assholes, read this. http://thewing-girl.blogspot.com/ I know her. She's sort'a cool. (It's me.)

Remember Friday Free For all starts at midnight EST and ends Saturday at 5PM EST!

This song has been stuck in my head for days.

OH WHO'S GONNA SLAP MY PRETTY ASS?

OHHHH CUZ YOU KNOW THAT I'M THE BEST

OHHHHH WHO WANTS A PIECE OF MY FINE ASS?

BIG TUSHY HO'S EVERYBODY KNOWS WE ARE THE BEST

Hey!  Yeah.  Does exactly what it says on the tin, really. More of the same from myself, ciaobella27, and littlesecret84.  Here, in their own handwriting (okay, sort of, idk), are fridge notes between Rob and Kris (Tor is brilliant and provided these memo backgrounds, which made us cackle like hyenas):

LET'S DISCUSS THAT FINALE, SHALL WE?

This campfire has not been approved. It's dangerously bold. Let's just hope Big Purple Font is in a good mood. WE NEEDED TO DISCUSS IT, OK? I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED YET, BUT SOME OF US HAVE.

eta: I AM NOT SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE. YOU SHOULD NEVER START UNAPPROVED OFF TOPIC CAMPFIRES. I'M ONLY DOING THIS ONE B/C I'M RELATIVELY SURE BONES IS A DE FACTO EXCEPTION TO THE OFF TOPIC RULE. (the big purple font isnt even here yet and im already cowering in fear. can you tell?)

 This weeks Pimp&Rec challenge:

Pimp the Fic written by yourself or a friend (or just something you love)

and

Rec one real, published book

Many of us are entering summertime meaning that we enjoy the portability that books offer, plus, we all should remember to read a book now and then right?

So go forth and PIMP a FIC and REC a Book

(and of course, you can pimp and rec as many books or fics that you want. I am lax on the rules. I am nice that way.)

Remember to tell us WHY you love the Fic/Book and post pictures of banners and book covers to make the page nice and pretty!

NO, NOT HER.

Her.

SO I'm fairly new here and this is my first campfire : ) i thought this would be an awesome 1st campfire for me to start : )

So as most of us ladies know rob is playing jacob on water for Elephants and he just started filming recently....

 I love him...lol

Pics are inside so click!

I just had to post this gif... I don't know if there's a better quality one out there, but when I saw it, all that my mind could come up with was

UUUUNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I've been a lurker here for a while, but lately I've been thinking of these fics that I read a while ago and I can't figure out which ones they were, and can't get them out of my head.

So, I have come to you. AH, Bella found this note that Edward wrote 5 years ago (on the back of a picture perhaps???) and it has a small portion of the lyrics to 5 years time by Noah and the Whale. I'm 90% sure this is a very popular fic, and right after she found this she thought "I'm going to marry this man." I'm sorry, but that's all I can remember.

This next part may or may not be from the same fic as that one, but I'd like to know regardless, 99% sure this was AH as well. All I remember is that somewhere, somehow, these lyrics went into the story, and it wasn't the playlist for the chapter in the A/N. "This rather simple epitaph can save your hide, your falling mind. Fate isn't what we're up against, there's no design, no flaw to find." From "Young Pilgrims" by The Shins, and yes, that's literally all I have for you, but I'm mostly sure this was a very popular fic.

Thanks in advance!

Slightly longer than the one shown on Oprah:

Hi Campers! Things have been CRAZY BUSY for me these past two weeks but I wanted to let ALL of you know that the Postcard Project was a phenomenal success! Over 180 postcards were collected from all around the world but since 108 of those were from the USA, I would like to break up telling you about our campers who participated into a series of posts. I have ADF Project Postcard - International Edition, ADF Project Postcard - US Edition, and ADF Project Postcard - The Event.

It took FOREVER for me to figure out how I was going to get everyone to say which postcard is theirs, so I have placed each of the postcards in it's own spot for comments

RIGHT HERE for you to "OFFICIALLY CLAIM YOURS"

and, of course, you can claim them in the comments as well.

I would like to make sure that they are all officially claimed, though, since it would be great to see who sent what, so remember to go here

ADF Project Postcard

...you will have to scroll to the bottom and go to "older posts" to see all of them (or check out the sidebar)

Also, you can click on each of the pictures to make them bigger on the linked site as well.

Here is a taste of what is there:

but click the link, there are MANY MANY more. 

Once most of these are claimed we will do something else special with them. I don't know what yet. But I am trying to get someone extremely creative and very talented to do something great (not that I am trying to butter her up)...if you have any ideas, let us know but remember to GO CLAIM YOUR POSTCARD!

(and the pimp post will be coming soon...I missed it last night because, like I said, crazy busy)

My Mum and I were talking this evening about how she met my dad at a pub through a friend and at first she hated him. She thought he was full of BS basically. That's until she actually GOT TO KNOW him.

Now, i've also been reading lots of fanfics of Dickward and kinda wish I had my own too.

What I want to know is, have you known any Dickwards in your life? Are they worth it? Did you hate your (ex)boyfriend/girlfriend before you knew the real them?

FYT (and because I love this pic)