Please check this weird, goofy video. (Sorry, I can't embed it.)

video.forbes.com/fvn/fictional-15-10/billionaire-vampire-carlisle-cullen

Apparently Carlisle is the richest fictional character on the Forbes list, beating out Scrooge MacDuck AND Richie Rich, with his personal wealth valued at $34.1 billion.

The IRS is also looking into him for backtaxes on the last 300 years of interest and stock market dividends. No word yet on why a 234-year-old nation expects backtaxes for the last 3 centuries, only one of which has been spent in North America.

So, campers, what do you think? Is this an accurate assessment of Dr. Cullen's wealth? Do you really think he's guilty of tax evasion, especially now that the IRS requires citizens to claim their Swiss bank accounts? And since when are the Volturi his "sugar daddies," and why would that be taxable income?

whatcha doin?

spring is here, summer's breathing down our necks.  it's a gorgeous day here in southern california.  i just went to yoga class and i'm headin' off to the costco to raise an eyebrow at the twilighty covers of p&p, WH, and YA novels to get lunch meat and beer.

what're you up to?

what's for dinner?

what fics are you loving?please provide linkage

what season finales are you looking forward to/still mulling over?  omg bones tonight, lost sunday i am excite

have you purchased your eclipse tickets yet?

talk to me, campers.

It's the start of tourist season in NYC and we welcome them in classic NY style. This was taken yesterday on 5th Avenue. I love this city SFM.

Show us pictures of where you live and tell us why you love your hometown!

So I am making a  party invitation for my daughter's 12th birthday party.  I would like to use this pic with only 2 balloons between Edward and Bella in Twilight lingo (perhaps a play off a good quote) on the subject of "Macey's Birthday Party" (as in Bella is asked if she is going or told to go or whatever.) Looking for something creative here. All the party info with be below so I'm not worried about that ... I'm just looking for something quick. What have you got??? Thanks!! 
 

There's some new footage from Eclipse featured in the first video single from the Eclipse soundtrack.

See more of them HERE

These are terrible quality, but they're the first pics of Rob on the set of WATER FOR ELEPHANTS which began filming today.

Have you read the book yet?  I love it and I can't wait to see this film!

Here's the Vid from Ellen Where the girl gets to sexually harrass feel up figure out which man is Robert. Lucky Bitch.

Chaseward this time, please.

He wants her, she doesn't necessarily want him, or she does and does a helluva good job with her concealer.

Gives good chase; please recc it to me gooooood!

FYT(wat):

Damward and Riverella

and (for lovers of Unscriptward)

Crap Video but you get the point at least...

It is the lovely americnxidiot's birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL

One of the nicest, smartest, sweetest people in all the fandom!

Seeing as she is a VIP author, y'all should come in here and say happy birthday.

While I'm here, you should all go and drop @joelmchale a line on twitter and get him to say happy birthday to our lovely Rachel on twitter (@americnxidiot).

because i want you to do this, and because it's rachel's bday, here is some rob:

ps: ugh i hate that i put these up. i must really like you rachel!

lol the first time i ever stickied shit. im so slow omg.

 Howdy campers!  My sister is sick and babbling but she did bring up a good question:  Why did Bella break her hand on Jacob's face but not when she clocked Paul's in New Moon?  Help!  Deliriously yours, Kathi & Kellie

LaPush was really stormy today.  First Beach was pretty windy so we didn't stay long. It was still a nice stop. Thanks to the tips from campers who directed us to Rialto Beach. Wow. It was fantastic and The Lurker was able to see the Pacific Ocean for the first time. I wasn't able to get to the Hoh Rainforest, but there was plenty of greenery around LaPush to make me happy.

We chuckled alot because most of the Twilighters we saw were adults, which was proof that the fans are not just 'a bunch of screaming teenage girls.'

The Dazzled By Twilight store was really cool with the decorations.  We ended up getting most of our souveniers at Forks Outfitters. Everyone we talked to was really nice and welcoming. The pizza place was awesome and breakfast at the Forks Coffee Shop was great too.

We begin the journey home tomorrow.  The big storm is blowing around us and we are watching the hotel signs, and trees sway with the gusts...so far the biggest one has been 62 mph.  The lights are blinking a bit, so I need to get posting!

(More pics inside)

So, someone in the fandom spent a portion of their lives this week turning handwriting samples from both Kris and Rob into text font.  Why?  I don't know.  I'm not deep enough to understand the workings of a mind like that.  ANYWAY, littlesecret84, ciaobella27 and I wiled away a few hours this evening speculating about the sorts of things Rob and Kris might write if they were leaving, say, post-it notes to each other on a refrigerator.  Here, in their own theoretical handwriting, is what we think goes down (Jenny made them into pretty post-its for us, because she's the most wonderful person on earth):

are you fucking kidding me with this?

i'm going to make a video about Kristen Stewart's vagina and analyze it to see whether she's waxed or not, and then wait for the fall out, because how dare i do that to her, but it's okay for Robert Pattinson

I love reading fanfics where there are good, funny, snarky conversations going on.  So much so that I try to make a mental note of what is being said so that I may try to use in in RL...which require the other person in my conversation to set me up for said snarky-line, but nonetheless, I love them!!  What is your favorite snarky story or snarky line from a story???

My favorite snarky bantar story right now is...<drum roll please>

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5304342/1/And_with_Thee_Fade_Away

you guys.... srsly.

listen to what he says at 3:56...

then go in the comments.....

 Well, hello there Riley!  

He is kinda delish, don't you think??

Make me laugh.

Here is something for YOU to laugh at

dontevenreply.com/index.php

Now let's trade.

Don't blame me if you have an accident.

Plastic Surgery Turned Handsome French Twin Actors Into Freakish Cat People

wtf happened to my post?

http://www.etsy.com/listing/47510521/twilight-famous-ladies-man-screenprint-t

I should buy this y/y?