John Stamos had a Birthday party for Bob Saget....

and Robert Pattinson was there, lmfao.

i don't know why this is so funny.

i hope he sang this:

Week of May 17-May 23 2010

(This includes pictures and gifs but not banners, videos and avis)

Robert Pattinson- 163 total pictures for the week- last week 111 pictures

Kirsten Stewart- 78 total pictures for the week- last week 104 pictures

Taylor Lautner- 25 total pictures for the week- last week 20 pictures

Kellan Lutz- 21 pictures for this week- last week less then 15 pictures

Nikki Reed- 32 pictures for the week- last week less then 15 pictures

(Other people like Dakota Fanning, Ashley Green, etc. did not make due to the lack of pictures, less than 15, yes this includes DB)

Campfires with the most comments

1. Come oot, come oot- Started by John- 163 comments in total

2. Pimp+Rec=Fic+Book- Started by Emibella- 127 comments total

3. Do you have a tattoo?- Started by Rosette- 114 comments in total

There were 12 pages of past campfires for the week.

Campfires started on Monday- 31

Campfires started on Tuesday- 33

Campfires started on Wednesday-33

Campfires started on Thursday-29

Campfires started on Friday-48

Campfires started on Saturday-27

Campfires started on Sunday-27

Total number of campfires for the week- 228

The followed word of the week- Fuck-106 uses counting abbreviations such as WTF, STFU, etc. (courtesy of Natasha, Yasmina2005)

IDK but I'm still following all the rangers and how many posts they make.

So instead of telling everyone the rangers individual number I will just tell you who had the most.

Emibella- who had 46 comments in total.

Suggestions would be great, what kind of words would you like to me follow? Would you like me to follow you? Please tell me what you think. I have a gift of sounding like a stalker.

Disclaimer- please remember that I am subject to making mistakes and not all these numbers might be to its specific number.

Head Count time for the forest!

I've noticed not everyone is accounted for...and I've noticed a few of you missing.

I've noticed new names, and I want to see all the regulars, too.

Come in, say HERE. 

And, if you're feeling chatty, tell us about how you came to join the fandom.

 jimmy, you're supposed to warn me when we're off counting head.

For those that are not Canadian, this weekend was our long weekend. Today is Victoria day, and it's a national holiday.

So, calling all Canadians..

WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR MAY 2-4?

I'm going here:

well, not exactly there, but I'll be on Lake Simcoe on my step-dad's boat. that is if my sister ever shows up to pick up my nephew.

and then I have to work. gross.

I wanna rec a one-shot. Its a quick read, only 1500 words. Someone tweeted about it, so I checked it out.

It's slash, and I don't normally read slash but there's nothing graphic there. It's written by a guy and it is one of the most touching, beautiful, and heartbreaking things I've read.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5994278/1/The_Razors_Edge

So, a while back someone posted the link to the 30-second bunny Theatre's version of Twilight. (Which is where my lovely, albeit low-tech icon came from) Well, they finally got around to doing New Moon, which I think is pretty great. :)

Enjoy!

PS: Here's the Twilight one if you didn't see it the first time around, or want to see it again:

Yes, I know that we've had a lot of these lately, and I'm sorry to bring you another one. But I really needed to have somewhere to talk about this with someone who doesn't know this situation, and because you guys are so good at giving advice, I hope we can all vent our frustrations in this campfire and support eachother.

So, feel free to vent your frustrations here! Mine will be inside.

Approved by the woman with the purple font.

So i just wrote my second crackfic here's a link if you want to read it http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5994182/1/Attack_of_the_Furby_spies 

Before you get to thinking that this is a pimp campfire, I'm going to let you know that it is, in fact, not one of those. I want to know what is it about crackfics? I love 'em. sofa king much. My favorite is Lemony Squickets: A Series of Unfortunate Attempts and if you haven't read it, it's a must. I lol'ed the whole time. Edward comes in Bella's eye, she cuts off the circulation in his penis, it's just all around hilarious.

I want to know what's your favorite crackfic and what makes them so great???

ps. i tried to comment on the twific new site but it wouldnt let me.

Don't know if anyone posted this, so here it is.

Sweet Jeezus. Couldn't they have done something better with the wigs?

Ok, there was a ff that I really loved, but I cant remember the name. Bela and Alice went to college together and Jasper and Edward are like criminals and live in a old beat up house. Edward is doing community service in La Push? sound familiar? I thought I had it in my favs but it seems it has disappeared! Help a sister out!

Ive been lurking here all day today and there hasnt been any big fires. so im hoping to add a little bit of fuel! =)

so i have spent approximately 4hrs A LOT of time today just looking at random gifs and funny pictures.

yes i have been a little bored how could you tell.

i also just finished watching Nikki Reed in Mini's First Time.(loved it!)

so what i want is for all of you to share your funny/awesome pics and Gifs. of any assortment!

they happen to be my new favorite thing. i will post more once we get the fire going!

 These two are from a site called unrelated captions which i loveee!

Hey so I know this has probably been asked a heap of times and you guys have maybe even had a whole thread about it, but I haven't been around lately. I went on to FF today and wanted to re-read one of my all time faves- Past & Present by GiveUsAKiss413, but all but one, the first chapter has been removed? I thought maybe it would be in Storytelling but unless she's under a different penname here.. I cant find the rest.

Anyone know where it is or why it's not on FF anymore?

So, on my way back from NE last weekend, I had the opportunity to watch New Moon (finally, I know) since I was stuck in the truck w/ the hubby and 3 sleeping children.  I've got to say, I liked it much, much, much better than Twilight, especially since they stuck closer to the books and included a lot of my favorite dialogue.  But, that's a topic for a different campfire, which was probably already burned down to ashes a year ago.

The best part of New Moon for me?  The dreams it inspired.  Yes ladies, after I got home that night a little after 1a.m. and got the kiddies in their beds, I climbed in next to the hubs and went off to dream land, where I was treated to...

A VERY graphic dream of Edward/Rob giving me a massage, that he insisted we must both be naked for as skin on skin contact is very healing, per my very naked and hot masseuse (sp?).  Who am I to argue w/ a naked 107 y/o being?  I may or may not have licked a certain appendage that peeked over my left shoulder when he was sitting on my back.  (Don't give me that look, you know you totes would have too.)

Sadly, the dream ended there when I woke up a little after 5 to go potty.  However, I anxiously went back to sleep in hopes of returning to my dream.  Alas, that didn't happen.  Instead...

I was suddenly having sex w/ Edward/Rob.  (I'll spare you the details, but it was just as good as a lot of the ff smut I've read.)  Afterward, Edward/Rob left and was replaced by a naked Emmett/Kellen who wanted to snuggle/gab.  I was extremely worried in the dream that Edward/Rob may return and become enraged by the site of Bella/Me in bed w/ his brother/coworker - you know how jealous/possessive he is - but that didn't stop me from giving Emmett/Kellen a sponge bath.  Yes, wet muscles are very nice.

So tell me ladies, what books/movies/ff related Twilight dreams have you to share???

I missed FFF :( I was a sad panda. I had a tale of perpetual rain, an 11 hour stint on a bus, bamboo forests and an indicent with a Korean potty, but that will have to wait till next time...

I do however have this.

Yes, my inner fangirl visciously grabbed my credit card from my handbag I am now the proud owner of a Hangul edition of Twilight (I did have a picture for inside but somebody - WonksJr I suspect -  has been messing with my camera and the USB port is now broken on it. Repair costs will be coming out of his future allowance)

How much of a dork am I?

I'm not an anime manga (anime/manga type pieces of art) fan, but this book is so much prettier than the US edition, though they did rob Edward of his jawline.

What dorky things do you own?

so, the twilight books are all about romance.

and love.

so... what's romance to you?  how would you define love?

how do you know when you're in love with someone?

what's the most romantic thing someone's ever done for you?

omg I don't even know what to say about this chapter...

What did you guys think?

 Hey everyone. I posted earlier for my first post but I wanted to say hello to everyone here! So hi! I'm Pemberly Rose. I write fanfiction! I've been in several fandoms since 1998. I started out with BTVS fanfiction, moved to RPF - BSB fic for years and finally moved to Twific a lil over a year ago. I'm excited to be here and make some new friends! =)