Hi,

Does anyone know if "Son of a Preacher Man" is a J/B, R/E fic?  It seems that way in the first 2 chapters.  I don't want to invest if it is - B/E is my thing.  I'm typical that way.  Thanks in advance :)

The ultra fabulous Vulva posted this on Twatlight and I wanted to give it the full ADF examination. I completely agree with her. Stop bitching& whining &making comparisons that you have no clue about Kristen.

Hey Kristen-I have a few places that you need to visit/people you need to speak with.

The below post is directly from Twatlight

THE FOLLOWING MAY MAKE YOU WANT TO SET PEOPLE ON FIRE

You guys know me.

You know how I react to shit like this. Well at least, some of you know how I react to shit like this.

Can we please, please, please, for the love of God, of all that is Holy, and for the love of Mike and Ike's, STOP COMPARING SHIT THAT ISN'T RAPE TO RAPE?

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

I'm so angry I am crying.
I hope that she understands that her message in this, essentially, is that being photographed, which is prompted by her own personal decision to, you know, be in the spotlight, is on par with rape.

So.... you chose this profession, and you chose to be in the limelight. You chose this.
You know who didn't choose this?

Rape victims.

People whose lives have actually been affected, destroyed, turned upside down by rape. And by abuse.

YOU KNOW, THINGS THAT THEY DIDN'T CHOOSE.

I'm not saying that it doesn't suck that you get photographed like crazy and shit. I'm sure it super mega blows that you can't smoke a joint on your front porch anymore (because everyone else in the world does that, clearly), but hey, I don't like dealing with art snobs, but I have to. You know, because I chose to go into that profession. I'm sure a lot of teachers hate dealing with stupid insolent kids. But you know. They wanted and decided and made the conscious choice to become teachers.

 RANGER WARNING: This is a sensitive post and we assume that our campers are mature enough to handle it in a dignified way. We want to be able to post these topics without drama. If we see name-calling or personal attacks, you will be banned. No judge-no jury-JUST BANNED. 

Hopefully you guys can help me out.. I'm flying back home to Louisiana Thursday and I will unfortunately be stuck in the Houston airport for 7 hours. Does anyone know if there is a way I can get some fanfiction stories downloaded onto my ipod touch? I know of PDF my URL but wouldn't that just pdf one chapter at a time? Any help would be appreciated.. I'm in for a looong day thursday! 

Hey ladies:) This is my first time posting ( I'm really nerveous if you haven't noticed yet:D). I just wrote a story, and I wanna know what you guys think should I continue or does it suck, and I should just give up:D

My story's name is Letters to Edward ---> www.fanfiction.net/s/5997608/1/Letters_To_Edward

 JUST UPDATED THE SECOND CHAPTER:D

it's really short, please read it and let me know if i should just forget about it:)

Thank you,

~~~M

Is everyone watching the Gaga (GaGa?) episode of 'Glee' tonight? I hope so, because in the first 3 minutes they called out Twilight, Rob, and crazy fans!!!

welcome to the forest hazing ritual

consider the rangers the benevolent seniors who are initiating you into the forest

whether you've been here since the beginning or just joined today

NOW, IN FIVE PICTURES/GIFS/VIDS OR LESS, DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO ME, FRESHMAN CAMPER BITCHES

THIS IS A NO WORDS ALLOWED CAMPFIRE

if you respond to a camper, respond in gif/picture form

and here is a link on how to post pictures in the forest.

So I know Im getting annoying with my rec requests but I have another one.

I want sad. Not like horribly sad but enough to have me in tears. No deaths. B/E. Short. One-shot or no longer then 10 chaps. I have read Best Man. Amazing. Ive read all Jandco. But pretty much anything else would be great. Please and thank you and I promise to not ask for another rec for like a week or something. . .maybe. I know Im only funny in my head.

FYT:

I'm stuck at home with a viscious cold  and bored out of my brain, so lets write a fanfic.

Rules

 It has to be canon

No original characters

Keep it clean so everyone can join in

Hilarity/snark is very much appreciated but so long as it's PG13 anything goes

How to play

I'll start with an opening sentence and then you reply with one. One sentence at a time and the sentence must progress the plot or reveal something about the character.

Does anyone know a FF that is about a night humper or something like that?  I don't know the details, but someone recommended a story like that to me once - I thought i looked at it and it seemed cute, but i didn't favorite it and can't find it now.  Any ideas?

Where do I go first...

I feel like a kid in a candy store....

I seem to be easily irritated today.

Authors taking down stories claiming it's because of plagiarism and then in the very next sentence telling you their plans for publication.

Now don't get me wrong, writers have the right to take down their stories for whatever reason they want (makes me sad sometimes but they wrote it, they can do what they like with it).

If they want to get it published (I personally wouldn't pay to read this particular story) totally their choice. But at least be honest and say that's why you're taking it down. Does this bug anyone else?????

Maybe I'm just hormonal, like i said I seem to be easily irritated today. My boyfriend is so loving me right now, lol.

GYNAZOLE has updated :)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5682539/16/GYNAZOLE

Does anyone know any good completed fanfics that have either gay or lesbian couples in it? Please tell me and if you can include a link to the fic! TY!

So I was inspired by a post a few ones down from here to do a donut post.

Apparently there is a fic called Life as a Jelly Donut in which Bella likens herself to a  jelly donut. 

I find this both hilarious and thought provoking.

Personally I see myself as a bear claw. Don't know why but I do. 

So I wanna know campers,

What donut do you see yourself as???

i was approved by jennyfuckenfly

This is really embarassing, but I just thought of something.  I'm on my period and was wondering, how do women on period impact vampires?  Has anyone thought about this?  Hypothetically, are vamps more outta control when a woman is menstrating?  Gross I know - but, hey - something has to have thought about it? 

does anyone ahve any recs like faking it or the upper east side jungle [ i think that's what it's called ]

sooo does anyone ????????????? i dont mind one's where edward is a man-whore and bella can chat back toy people and is fun but not a slut though.

thanks !!!!!!!!!!

and ones where there all vampires and they ahve to be GOOD !!!!!!!!!

ok so basically can someone tell me exeactly waht happens in master of the universe ????????????

because i really want know what happens but i cant be bothered to read - well i can but i have some MAJOR homework and essays im writing now sooo i dont have any tie to read like 82 chapters

oh and can someone gimme some recs that are REALLY good with a nice sweet feeling to them - like pink fluffly pencil case or this is not my life - something like that and if you havent read these you are MENTAL !!!!!!!!

oh and one morw thing - i read a summary DONKEY'S YEARS AGO  and im pretty sure the title ahd something to do with doghnuts - i think it was the secret life of a jelly doghnut or something ????????? ring a bell anyone ???????? im pretty sure bella and edward are meant to hate each other.

thanks in advance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Has anyone noticed any incorrect grammar, usages, etc. that are consistent in multiple fanfics, regardless of author, country, etc. 

I don't mean stuff like saying "arse" instead of "ass" (which has to do with the author's country of origin - I get that), but like other strange quirks.  I'm not a grammar nazi or anything, but just noticed some oddities.

The most common one I consistently see - using the word "defiantly" instead of "definitely" where the context clearly calls for the use of a word indicating certainty of action (definitely) and not rebelliousness (defiantly).  For example "One thing was certain in Bella's mind.  She was defiantly falling in love with Edward."

Anyone else notice this?  Anything else?

hello people I totally love ff.net and I am asking if you would please send me some suggestions of fanficts ( human or vamp ) were bella is a bad ass, romantic ones anything ... but I am dying to read a really good vamp one I haven't read one in forever.

xoxoxo please send some and I have some really awesome favorites on my profile on ff.net heres the link ...

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2318144/LOVEpeaceANDharmony

love you all <3

 Obviously insanity struck me because I just found myself buying these from Amazon:

Is there anyone here who have these and tried them? Are they any good/playable at all? Or should I just hide them in my closed as I plan to do?