WHY SO DESERTED, FOREST?

lol, i'm one to talk, I haven't been around much.

Not that any of you have noticed. BUT FOR THOSE THAT HAVE, I'VE BEEN REALLY SICK, AND SUNBURNED TO A CRISP.

SO, TELL ME. WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON?

What have you all been up to?

Are there any new "big" fics? You know the ones that everyone reads, and loves? I haven't seen that happen in awhile.

GLEEKS!

What did you think of Tuesday nights epi?

I thought it was pretty funny.

WHAT'S THE LATEST GOSSIP?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE LONG WEEKEND?

Basically, come talk to me, please.

FYT:

So I like to watch the History Channel before I go to bed at night because I like having a bunch of random facts that I can pull out at the drop of a dime.

Anyway, last night there was a show on werewolves

think more like this:

and less like:

And the night before had a show on aliens:

And of course there were the people who have claimed to have seen werewolves, or UFOs or have been abducted by aliens and then returned to Earth.

And it got me thinking about whether or I not I believe in the existence of these creatures.

(yes for aliens, no for werewolves)

So I want to know if you guys believe, or don't believe in the super natural whether it be aliens, werewolves, vampires, elves, fairies, etc. Is there a possibility that these creatures could actually exist?? Tell me what you think!!!

if you don't know angry little asian girls, well.  get on it.

angry little girls comics

lol i also want this tote that says "can i copy your notes?" "kiss my nerdy ass."

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The following are excerpts from foxnews.com about the set of Water for Elephants.

And what about Pattinson's rumored girlfriend Kristin Stewart? It turns out, that may have just been a rumor after all.

"Rob is not dating anyone. There are no plans for Kristin Stewart to visit the set and he tells everyone he is single," the insider said. "Rob is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, he reads the Internet and pays attention to what people are saying.

Does he now?   If you're paying attention and reading this: Hey.  Call me.

here's the link for the entire article:

entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/27/robert-pattinson-reese-witherspoon-couple-news-water-elephants/

"They joke a lot and Rob has her blushing and laughing all the time. He's very charming," the source said. "He went on about how she is this beautiful, super-famous Academy Award winner, and Reese loved it. She was flattered and giggling while he teased. It's cute and it makes for a great movie set. Everyone is excited because they fit so well together."

Hey There Campers!

I have a ton of work that I desperately need to do, but I'm a MASTER PROCRASTINATOR and I just end up BLOWING it off.

However, it's to the point now where I can no longer blow this crap off and I actually have to WORK! 

(So what do I so?  I start a campfire!!  LOL)

Tell Me Campers~~

WHAT ARE YOU BLOWING OFF?

I was blowing off creating a photo book for one of my clients.  But once I click "start campfire!" I'm actually going to do it. *sigh*

I WANT to be blowing off this...

I think he wants it too.

You wanna know ONE of my favorite time wasters?  GOOGLE IMAGES.

I googled "blow Robert Pattinson" and found this....

seriously people? RPatz blow-up dolls?  That's just a little too creepy, even for me!

Even Rob is like WTF?!

So I google PROCRASTINATION and found this...

omg this is sooo me!

And this...

lol

So I figure the bigger I make this campfire, the more time it'll take and I won't have to do my freaking work.

So I google "Procrastinate + Robert Pattinson" and I got this~~

...not bad, he looks a little lazy there.

Then I google "Blow-off + Robert Pattinson".  got this...

LOL

HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY EVERYONE!!!

I know totally random first post guys but I was looking through a couple of sites looking for good completed fic recs and had done most of my searchs here so hopefully you guys can help.

I found a fic which I thought would be good and from memory the vibe I got from it was High School, friends, maybe hijinks.

It's posted on FFn.

I had a quick scroll through it's chapters menu and I distinctly remember two chapters (one at chapter 5ish the other chapter 10ish) about Ben Cheney (I know WTF).  The first was something like SO YOUR BEN CHENEY and the second one was, I think, I HATE BEN CHENEY.

I'm pretty sure it's a WIP

It had between 20-30 chapters posted

Anyway I found this, opened it in a tab then my computer froze and I had to restart it.  When I did any reference to this fic had disapeared from my history, so I have no idea where I got the original link from or what the fic is named, I can't even remember what the summary was about.

I know my clues aren't the most helpful, but I'm pretty sure I found it rec'd somewhere on this site (I'm still working my way back through posts to see if I can find it but really I have no idea where to look).  The random Ben Cheney chapters I hoping will jog someones memory.

Can someone please help me (this fic better be good!)

Cheers

Hello campers.

I would LOVE if anyone could rec me some funny, awkward, lemony O/S. Any pairing will satsify me.

FYT because Glee is on tonight :D

OMG I SUCK.  I completely forgot to post this yesterday and now I'm posting it insanely early b/c I won't be able to post it later.  *le sigh*

ANYWAY, YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

POST YOUR VIDS AND YOUR FAVE VIDS OF THE WEEK! 

HERE'S A VIDEO FROM YOUR'S TRULY;

"With A Kiss" by bexi21

AND HERE'S MY REC:

"Undisclosed Desires II Edward, Bella" by Vera

THE TWENTY YEAR OLD HEARTBREAKER IS CLEARLY SEEN CANOODLING HERE WITH A RUGGEDLY AGED MAN IN A WELL-WORN BLUE JACKET.

WAIT TIL POOR ROB HEARS ABOUT THIS.

HE'LL BE DEVASTATED!!!!!!1!!ONE!!!!!111!!

As some of you might know, something sad happened today.

Change Heartache Into Courage is done. And I want to cry. (Read it here...do it!)

So basically, in order to keep my sanity in balance (if there is any sanity in my peanut sized brain), I need to be reading at least one Jella fic.

So, help a gal out (and TRDancer) and send me your Jasper/Bella recs.

Please and thank you! 

(Preferably AU)

Good Evening Fellow Campers!  I received a Graduation announcement from a family member who is graduating from Forks High School next weekend.  I thought I'd share it with ya'll.

Tell me about your graduations.  Post some pics. Post some announcements. Share with your fellow campers.

There's a pic of me and my very own personal Charlie inside. 

Be kind this is my first campfire (am sure to do something wrong or stupid) so please forgive my newness :)

Am a bit new to this whole fanfic world, and am one of those people who is into instant gratification so I'm getting a bit over waiting for authors to update (who do they think they are to have a life lol) and am in denial MotU is on it's last chapter, so am looking for something good to read that's complete. Nothing too soppy, am a 30 yo "mature" (haha) woman so the tween ideals of romance is a little sugary for me. Prefer AH, Bella and Edward pairings.

I like stories with guts and plenty of good lemons.

Some of my faves to date are:

MotU

The Best Man

Expectations of Success

Anyone like to give me some awesome recs so I can avoid talking to my husband for a week? I would really appreciate it :) Thanks!

They gave it a B+ overall!!!

At this point, even the most entrenched haters of Twilight's vampire-sparkle voodoo concede the soundtracks' indie-rock bona fides — though they might wish the music came shrouded in a plain brown wrapper.

Like last October's New Moon collection,Eclipse operates as a sort of alt-party primer: original songs from the genre's current varsity squad, with a smattering of JV newbies. Pomp-rockers Muse, practically the movies' musical mascots by now, provide the requisite dose of Queen-meets-Rush grandiosity on ''Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever),'' while Jack White side project the Dead Weather revel in swampy blooze-ooze on ''Rolling in on a Burning Tire.'' Vampire Weekend, stripped of their habitual Afro-pop swaddling, work the harpsichord-tinged twee of ''Jonathan Low'' into a pleasingly woolly tangle, though Australian chanteuse Sia's ''My Love'' does more with much less — her fragile ballad is so ethereal and otherworldly, it should be sung in Elvish. U.K. indie-pop outfit Fanfarlo's rickety ''Atlas'' sounds like Talking Heads on a dirt-road detour; Beck and British songstress Bat for Lashes trade haunting echo-chamber ?vocals on the percussion-heavy duet ''Let's Get Lost''; and on the heady ''Heavy in Your Arms,'' Florence + the Machine make like Siouxsie Sioux leading a tribal marching band into battle. L.A. unknowns Eastern Conference Champions co-opt Radiohead's dense existential dread, Band of Horses conjure up another beardy folk ramble, and this summer's palest citizens get a pretty solid ready-made mixtape. B+

Download These:
Beck and Bat for Lashes' dark duet Let's Get Lost
Sia's symphonic stunner My Love

SAUCE

I am staring at the above gif and drinking scotch. I am so tired but feeling energized tonight.

Have you ever read or seen something that was like a train wreck... horrifying but you couldn't look away. Let's discuss the more disgusting, weird and downright disturbing aspects of the fandom.

:)

UPDATED!

I'm doing the happy Wonkey-dance.

Gangstah Kat is also happy

This week we saw the end of

my very favorite television show of ALL TIME - LOST.

(Seriously, if you want to talk about it, come to my cabin. I cried eight times in those two and a half hours. I couldn't even sleep sunday night. I was a wreck. A blubbering, sniffly, happy and sad mess of a girl)

....but I digress. It was also the season finale for some show called "Bones" and tonight is the "American Idol" finale that my kid is making me watch so FINALE is on my brain.

In the Fanfiction world, the "Finale" would be the last chapter of a completed fic. So this weeks challenge? 

REC a story that has an AMAZING last chapter. Some completed fic that really had a wonderful ending, a great payoff to a great story. I want those incredible COMPLETED fics.

AS ALWAYS, PIMP WHAT YOU WRITE or ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER

but also, take on the challenge. Tell me which completed fic blew you away in the end. Which had an amazing finale.

In the past, there have been campfires about who you would rather see in the movie Twilight playing Edward, Rose etc. Well I am twisting those campfires a bit and now ..

I want to know if you could recast your favorite movie or TV show with the Twilight cast...who would you cast in what??

Would Rob be an agent on CSI or NCIS? Ashely a gossip girl? Peter feelin the need for speed?? Stop on by, cop-a-squat, will be making smores later..or cookies..I have the fixins for both. :)

*Campfire approved via email*