Hey guys, I'm new here and just wondering how everything works.

I'm not sure how to get a picture that's like a moving thingy one, if anyone would like to give one of rose or emmett Ill be very greatful. ALSO, sorry to bug, I can't find any very good Rose Emmett fanfics at the mo, if you link me up I'll love you for a very long time.

If someone could just show me the ropes that would be great.

MAD LOVE, my new fellow campers!

P.S grammar nazis, i hope i did you happy :)

I really have no words to describe how flippin' awful they have made my Harry Potter BB's look for this trainwreck that will be the Epilogue for "Deathly Hallows, Part Two."

First shot of the 37 year old Ron Weasley...

I think we should discuss this.  Many of us are also lovers of all things Potter.  I have been a HP fan for 10 years.  What the hell are they doing with these movies?  

I can see making them look older but they all look like hobos.  Seriously, my brother is 37 and he doesn't look this bad.  Hell, none of my friends that are in their late 30's look this bad.  They look youthful!  These kids are dressed up to look like they are in the late 50's.  WTF MAN!

Makeup in movie productions has come a long way now...but this is taking it back to some crap out of the 1980's. 

Sorry, rant for the day.  Lettuce discuss.

A new movie still?

And the People Mag Spread  ( justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/26/robert-pattinson-people-twilight-special/ )

Robert Pattinson is one of the cover stars for People’s upcoming Twilight special issue, on stands now.

Stick with it... for Rob's speech from the Water for Elephants Set.  At 2:00   He's utterly delish.

Is anyone here reading Devil's Pitchfork by 1Blue25?

This is my all time favorite story right now and I want to talk about how much I love it.

So is anyone reading it? Did you read the latest chapter?(it updated today!) What did you think?

Here's a link for the story for those that want to read it:

Devil's Pitchfork » reviews

This story is different, the plotline is original, the characters are interesting,and it grabs your attention from the first chapter.

Go read it now you won't regret it!

in case the above video is no longer working wherever you are, this one is a consolation. i guess.

I'm sure that I am not the only one noticing that things have been a little tense around here lately, and I hate it when the forest is tense. So I want to start a HAPPY post.

Thats right I want you all to come in here AND SHOW ME WHAT MAKES YOU ALL HAPPY!!!! And why it makes you happy.

(and I want no negativity, please)

Ed Macfarlane the lead singer of Friendly Fires makes me happy especially when he dances, I wish I had the courage to dance like this in a club, I would have a much better time.

Another thing that makes me happy is anything Rocky Road. Muffins, cookies, cakes, ice cream ANYTHING. If you have not tried Rocky road do it!!

Last but not least this man really and I mean REALLY makes me happy, I am not going to go into why he makes me so happy cos it would be utterly inappropriate  I am just letting you know that he does. I know he is not RPatz but he floats my boat.

(yes that is the guy that played Felix and yes I am crushing on him)

So these things make me happy, now it is your turn!!!!

PLEASE SHOW ME!!!

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Look. Robert made purchases.

Here. I copypasta the pertinent text from the sauce.

Robert Pattinson ROCKS Out with NEW Guitar

As most people know, Robert Pattinson is not only a great actor, he is also a gifted musician. Rob can play the guitar and the piano, and in this NEW photo Pattinson stopped by Norman's Rare Guitars to buy two guitars: a 1962 ES335 and a Rare Dobro 30's Double Cyclops.

Rob also took a quick photo with the owner and employees. You have got to love that silly expression and gesture Jordan Harris is doing (on the bottom, next to the dog.).

sauce

There might be some similar posts out there already, so forgive me from the outset.  I am relatively new to the FF community, and am having a hard time figuring out some of the terminology.  If anyone can help - I'd sure appreciate it :)  Okay - so, I think I get OOC and Canon.  I just learned Slash.  Here are some of the others IDK:

Shipper/Shipped

HEA (I think that happily ever after, I think)

Are there any other terms that are common and would be useful to know? Please share.

Today...all gross and just out of bed...I went and got myself a donut. An amazing, delicious, heavenly Boston creme donut from the local bakery. Thank you, whoever posted that campfire yesterday.

(That's me, minus makeup or contacts or brushed clean hair. Lucky you, getting to see it.)

So I want to know...what have you done because of ADF? What has a campfire or comment by someone you've never even met made you done, because that's what we do here in the forest?

Lettuce share.

Because we need no excuse to post eye candy, have these:

(approved by Ms Big-ass purple font) For you, my dear:

(Okay, I know it's not Friday Free For All yet but if you take the number of hours ahead we are on Greenwich Mean Time and divide it by the number of day's I'm behind on results, I think you'll find that makes it Friday right now. That's logic.)

Hi! I'm one of only about four people in the UK who is following American Idol right now; it's shown on a back end of nowhere channel on a weird as f*ck time but I'm in LOVE with this programme. And I know it was the final last night, but I need to wait two more days until it gets shown here and I really, really don't want to be spoiled! I've already seen both #crystalbowersox and #leedewyze trending on Twitter, but that hasn't told me who won because they keep leapfrogging each other on the leaderboard. And I'm not sure how accurate that is anyway.

So I can't go on YouTube, because that will spoil it for me for sure, I'm avoiding all news sites, I'm trying to avoid Twitter now and I'm really scared the Forest won't be safe for long... I need recs! Things to do! Stories to read which are going to sufficiently distract me until it's safe for me to browse the internet again. I read all of Just Wait last week and fell madly in love with it. I like B/E but it needs to be sufficiently original, or just about any slash you can come up with.

I really do need help. I fear for my sanity right now.

As far as my hopes for the winner- I'm conflicted. I sort of think Lee would do more with the title of "American Idol", he would benefit from it more, but I really do prefer Crystal's style and voice.

This made me want to cry, then marry her:

  #girlcrush . Bigger than my Kristen girlcrush? Maybe. And that's saying a lot.

Hey Everyone!!

I am co-hosting a new O/S contest with Angela4148!

It's call the Digital Get Down Contest - Give us you best phone sex, webcam hook-ups, IM sexin, Skype strip shows... if it's done digitally then it's fair game!!!

For all the details, go here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2378206/

I hope you'll check it out and enter!!!!

We all need a good push now and then, the motivation to try something new and different, right?

Well this is it.

I want to see recs - and I want them to be different.  Not the same old same old (e.g. super high reviewed stories, or Edward is a jerk and Bella changes him). I want DIFFERENT...innovative even.  Think Ethan Church or Snap...it doesn't have to be vamp, just something original that you might not see every day.

AND - to make this really interesting - brownie points if you can rec me GOOD Rosalie and Emmett that I haven't read yet....

Come on, it feels weird at first, but once you get used to the change, it's kinda nice....

Elvis Presley Edward Cullen

OKAY CAMPERS!

Let's see if you can find some Fics out there in the ficverse that could more or less be this gem of a movie. Edward has a shiftless brother with gambling debts? Edward randomly takes care of an orphaned child for no reason whatsoever? idk idk.

DAZZLE ME.

It Happened at the World's Fair (1963) .... Elvis plays Mike Edwards.
Mike and Danny fly a cropduster, but because of Danny's gambling debts, a local sheriff takes custody of it. Trying to earn money, they hitch-hike to the World's Fair in Seattle. While Danny tries to earn money playing poker, Mike takes care of a small girl, Sue-Lin, whose father has disappeared. Being a ladies' man, he also finds the time to court a young nurse, Diane.

I need me some bad ass or kick ass Bella or Rosalie or Alice, it doesn't really matter as long as is a female doing the ass kicking, I'm feeling very feminist today, idk why.

BTW- can people major in cheerleading? cuz I'm reading a fic where Jessica is said to have major in it in college. I've never heard of it before.

Hi. Help me, guys. I'm feeling really really depressed/very debbie downer...

...and I just need some fun, well-written ExB to get my mind off things.

I've been reading some fantabulous fics...but they're all WIPs.

I need minimal angst and loads of funniness. Lemons.

In return, I'd like to share some of my fav fics of the moment...

- Legendary by Whatsmynomdeplume

-Badfauxmance by stella luna sky

- The Cannabean Betrothel by Itzmegan73

-The Cullen Campaign, by belladonna1472‏

- Judge, Jury and Executioner by ineedyoursway‏ [in storytelling]

- The confidance man by Ohmyword

-How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days, by moon.witche‏

-Secrets, lies and family ties by IdpattThat

and many many more ;-)

OH MY GODS THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO DIE!!!! AMAGAD!!!!!!!!! OH MY GODS THIS IS SO HUGE I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!

 FINALLY KSTEW AND TAYLOR ARE COMING TO SWEDEN!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!! YESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!! YEEEEES!!!!! SWEDEN IS FINALLY FRICKING INCLUDED OH MY GODS I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!

JUNE 21ST!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Hi there fellow campers.  I am a twi-fic writer and I am trying to figure out the best way to promote my stories.  Let's face it, we all love to know what folks think of our work.  Promotion is a difficult thing when you aren't one of the big names.  Can anybody share their success stories? What has worked for you?

Also, please check out my current fic:  Your Voice Was All I Heard       Bella is hiding from the same past that Edward can't forget. Soul mates lost. "You don't understand, Jasper, I can't let her go. I still feel her." Love, Loss, Sex, Lies & an unbreakable bond. Rockerward. CANON pairings with LEMON zest. AU/AH E/B     http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5888382/1/

Hey!! I'm really in nees of a GOOD fanfic which is finished, all the ones on my list are WIP, could u guys help me please:)

thanks,

~Mahsh

Emmett - that rakishly good looking rascal - loves to play pranks, and I - being bored and stuck at home and it being the afternoon here with my fellow campers snoozing away in their tents -  decided that this was an opportune time to play some pranks on unsuspecting campers.

I know there are others here with bright eyes and bushy tails and nighty night time a few hours off too - so lets get all pre-teen and paint the campsite red.

Play a prank on your fellow slumbering campers and then giggle behind your canvas when they wake up in the morning and discover your devilishness (plus you get to frolic about with Emmet for the afternoon)

Grownasswoman

Hai there,

while you were sleeping I drank all your wine. Emmett, the good sport, downed a few too, but that was a complete waste of perfectly good alcohol.

Rob decided to join us for a while (which confused the heck out of Emmett since he looked strangely like his brother, Edward) and I didn't invite Emily, she invited herself

I ended up looking like this

and then realized the off-license was closed, so I replaced your wine with this (it's all I had)

Sorry.