I get to look at pictures of this fine specimen on packages (pun intended) for several hours at a time...

Yes, working in receiving at Macy's has its up sides.

Just thought I'd share, since I've been thinking of nothing else since last Tuesday when I discovered I was paid to touch the packages (pun intended again).

I really don't remember much about it so bare with me please.  I read this about two years ago so it's an old fic. Bella is pregnant and her husband Mike is killed in a car accident I think. She has the baby and either meets Edward before or after the birth, I can't really remember. Anyway, she eventually agrees to go on a date with him and they have sex on an end table or something at home and she ends up getting pregnant. She wants to get an abortion and Edward flips his shit.

Does anyone know what story I'm talking about? I'm not crazy right? lol

edit - I think that the very first chapter has Mike dying. If I remember correctly, it's a completed fic and it's rather angsty and dark. It was one of the very first fics I ever read so that was between May 2008 - July 2008 and I'm guessing it had to be rated M since I'm almost positive there was smut.

put in one vote for your favorite soda, preferably in picture form

i don't want to influence you, but diet coke is clearly the nectar of the shaitan

bonus points if you get the two movie references in this post

and new icame.gif courtesy of pulsepoint, another diet coke fan :')

youtube is one of my favorite inventions ever. js

i think i have seen like every single new moon and twilight spoof.

so share with me your favorite funny video AND/OR a song that has been stuck in your head all week. for me it has been this...

judge all you want. i happen to love her new video. she is breaking away from disney.

i just hope she doesnt eff it all up like previous disney stars.

ALSO TO MAKE THIS INTERESTING... SHOW ME YOUR TWITPIC PAGE! im bored.idk...

here is mine. laugh all u want=) http://twitpic.com/photos/tessaholt

I pick Kake up around 2 am.  OMG, she has had the craziest trip~it's her tale to tell, but thanks to those who left suggestions for her layover in Chicago. The first train was so late she barely made her connection.  She has been texting updates which have gone to few as she's either in North Dakota or Montana. (big cell dead zones in both). 

We are all dressing in tie dye, lol.  No matter how bleary-eyed she will be, she definitely won't miss us!

 The kids are greeting her with chocolate when she's off the train. 

Okay people, since it's FFFA, I'm gonna annoy you with RL just for a little while.

Sooo, I'm a college student, and I've never had any jobs apart from the occasional baby-sitting (let's just say that my parents were a bit... Too overprotective to let me out in the big bad world before college)

So I'm looking for a summer job, and I'm wondering what the hell I could do, since I would basically send a bland resumé with just "graduated from high-school - speaks two languages" in it.

I mean, who would take someone with absolutely no experience?

It's a little depressing.

So anyway, what was your first job? Did you sell your soul to a notepad and a pen and run around between tables all day? Were you stuck next to a phone forwarding calls day in day out? Tell me. I need inspiration.

Pretty please?

Thanks!

Just curious, how many well known Xwards are there?

Can you guys name his and the assosiated fic

e.g.: WAward is from Wide Awake

I'm writing a paper. It's crap. It's depressing me.

Give me something that will make me excited;

Make me laugh

And is just all around awesome

Doesn't need to be GIFs. Could be a picture of a cute puppy. Whatever. Put a smile on my face :)

Are we gonna see the winners/entries for "The One With All The Twilight" contest? I love me some friends and obviously some Twilight. I thought about entering but couldn't come up with anything I thought was worth entering, but I'm dying to see what the winning story or even the other entries were.

FYT

I love Rafa!!! There I said it! I know he's going to win the French Open this year. I'm betting on it (figuratively speaking, I'm broke) He would make for an excellent older Jacob. I would totally switch teams if that happened.

Do you like tennis? What sports do you follow? Are there any guys in this site besides Joe. I doubt it, but I thought I'd ask.

Ive been wanting to make a campfire about this for awhile and since its ffaf Im gonna go for it. So tell me campers...

Have you ever been in a fight? Started a fight? Gotten your ass kicked? Were you about to fight but it was broken up before the bitch had what was coming? <<- *raises hand to this one*

I have a big mouth myself but I have only punched someone in the face. It was awesome negl.

But other than that Ive never got down and dirty.

What about you? Huh? Huh?

PS. I dont condone fighting but come on...sometimes people deserve to get knocked the f out, yes?

Ok, so there are so many people who love Jasper/Bella stories and I just don't get it.  I'm not judging or anything, I really just don't get it.  I am definitely Edward/Bella all the way but I could understand (I may not read them, but I can understand) almost any other pairing.  But this one just doesn't make sense to me.

So, could those of you who love this pairing and love Jasper (and there are a lot of you) explain this to me?  I really am trying to understand it, not argue that it doesn't work. 

Anyway, thanks!  You guys are awesome!

F YT

So... I fail at being a Twilight fan.

What does this mean? It means that I agreed to work extra hours at my job on Thursday and missed the cast on Oprah!

Anyone want to help me by summarizing the awesome that took place?

Pretty please with -insert actor/actress of your choice here- on top? ;)

I've been having really bad luck lately and my life has been kinda sucking so yesterday I was really upset and one of my good friends told me to watch this video. It just really amazed me and now I have to share it with everyone I know. Idk if I will ever find anything as inspiring as this:

Hiya!

I was just wonderin' how many Canuck Campers we have on ADF!

I'm in Montreal, QC and would love to know if there are any Campers around me!

So if yer Canadian let us know eh!

And to make it more interactive...what do you love most about being Canadian? (Free Healthcare? Maple Syrup? Igloos? Dogsledding?)

Also...GO HABS GO!

FYT:

 Has any one coined a name for the Edward in U of EM? He struck me as extremely creepy at first. Especially when he wanted to touch her shoes...

But now he strikes me as very Mr. Darcy. And I love me some Mr. Darcy.

So how do you feel about Edward in U of EM? Or the story in general? Or have you not read it yet (if you haven't, READ IT)?

Yum

Yeah I know another annoying campfire from me…anyways..Hey campers so it’s getting closer to Memorial day weekend and we are still hashing out all the details…but I say if anyone wants to join PM me and I will tell you the itinerary we have come up with for the meet-up. I know a few campers are all for it so yeah PM me and I will give ya my email so we can talk times and places whatnot and if we get enough girls together we can maybe even find a awesome restaurant to grub at hehe

And for any of you late-comers… My bestie (EmmaleeWrites05) and my fellow ff pal Lisa (HopelessRomantic79) and I (LittleLea05) are going to San Francisco on Memorial Day weekend (Saturday the 29th-Monday the 31st) just to get away from everyday life and thought we would extend the invite to other campers and/or rangers in the area. We plan on doing all kinds of awesomeness…like the Exploratorium, the Warf/Pier 39, and definitely Ripley’s Believe it or Not…there was talk about some bar hopping but if you are interested PM me on here or twitter ( @LittleLea05 )…it would be awesome to get some girls together on the West Coast.

A little pretty for y'all

Gah the glasses, the hat, the hair, the boots..who wouldnt want some of that??

And here is some VF RPattz

Guess I could have waited to post this for when the Californians were actually at home haha...it is only 2PM here...they are probably still at work :(

my neighbor is an idiot

he has been using power tools every single day for a couple hours a day for almost two months now

seriously, my kid could've built whatever it is you're building in 2 weeks there, dude

discuss the annoying or awesome things your neighbors do

because i'm the lady who gives all the neighborhood kids baked cookies and popsicles in the summertime

i mean, it's pretty rude to only give treats to your own kids, right?

So I'm curious. I have tattoos on my wrist and I want more, I'm just not sure what I want.

Show me your tattoos that you have or would get if you don't have any. Not that I would take any of your ideas, i am just bored.

Here are mine. They are on the inside of my wrist.

 Left

 Right (it looks kinda funny because of how the camera was angled)