Seriously you guys, I've been watching Buffy and Angel and Buffy and Angel (back to back in order, don't you know), and there are many APOCALYPTIC NEAR MISSES that befall those poor kids.
And it got me to wondering what I would do if my house were suddenly overrun by monsters or something?
Sadly, I don't have a super cool fightin' axe.
In fact, the most powerful tool in the house might be the black and decker cordless drill which isn't gonna fend off any monsters, unless they're made of wood and I could perforate them with enough holes that they fall apart, but I doubt I'd be fast enough.
I do have a hardcore badass cast iron skillet, but that requires some pretty close range hand-to-hand action, and let's face it: I'd lose.
So, to keep some distance between myself and the potential baddies, I figure I should have a few things handy that I can throw, but I'm not really one for knick-knacks. All I've got is my antique glass gallon jar and a few cheap china cats from the fifties.
Too bad I don't have a handy sixth century stone baton of death to toss!
I could beat off demons til the cows came home with this puppy.
What've you got in the way of MONSTER FIGHTING GEAR? Show me.