because laughter is the cure for greif.
It has recently dawned on me that craploads of campers have been feeling very down lately, myself included. Remember the pick-me-up post from yesterday? Or my music rec post? Yes, bluesy indeed. This morning I woke up and aimlessly pondered about how important laughter actually was. This was the conversation I had with my roomie when I stumbled into our kitche, wide-eyed and saw her grumbling grouchily and making pancakes:
Me: Denise, don't you just love to laugh?
Roomie: No. Now, zip it and shove these pancakes down your piehole.
Me: Denise, I was just wondering how some people don't laugh at all.... like you...
Roomie: I swear, I have work to get to. I don't have time for this crap.
Me: Denise, why don't you ever laugh? Not even a chuckle?
Roomie: *eye roll* hahaha, there. I laughed. Eat. And in silence.
Me: Denise, do you ever wonder why I laugh so much?
Roomie: no, Electra, I don't wonder why you laugh so fucking much...
Me: Denise, I laugh because I'm happy. You should laugh because your happy, too.
Roomie: That's it. I'm taking my breakfast to the living room now. You're full of shit.
She's meaaaan. Anyway, so being the mentally deranged idiot who sees the world through rainbow-hued glasses that I am, I demand a laughterspam! (See? I'm so lame that I just created a fucktarded excuse of a word.) To make this twi-related, I want you to post your favorite FUNNY passages to your favorite twilight fanfictions.it can be any story. Any passage. Especially one that made you fall off your chair and laugh until your stomach started hurting. It doesn't matter. Just post it here. Post as many as you like. It doesn't matter. Just feel appeased to know that you're making someone else's day worthwhile by making them laugh. I'll post mines in the comments, here's one:
I was screwed.
I walked a little further away from the mystery woman with the lovely ass. I ducked behind a blue, red and white column, watching her as she stopped in front of the book store.
I moved quickly and hid behind another column; for some reason the song from Mission Impossible was in my head, and I couldn't help but hum along.
I looked behind me to see to make sure that no one was aware of what I was about to do. I looked for anyone of the typical "neighborhood watchman" type and didn't spot anyone. Good thing that I was new in town, because if my mother got wind of what I was about to do…
I shuddered and quickly ran behind a big purple mailbox. The mystery woman tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear and suddenly started to bite her lip.
I wanted to bite that lip.
Damn, this was not the time to be fantasizing!
Two old bats gave me the stink-eye as they passed me. I sighed and took a few deep, cleansing breaths.
I could do this.
I had to do this.
This was for all those kids that had to put up with bullies.
This was for all those younger siblings that always got blamed for everything.
This was for all the dares that were left undone.
The theme song from Rocky started running through my head as I made a grab for this fuck ass big blue purse, when I realized my mistake.