Does anyone know the name of the fic where Edward kidnaps Bella and keeps her alive just to feed on her blood?  He doesn't drink enough to kill her.  The Cullens are unhappy with Edward and want him to return Bella back to Forks.

So chapter 74 is up;

http://kharizzmatik-ep.blogspot.com/2010/06/chapter-74-garden-of-simple.html

Go read then come and discuss

I'm tired.  And over-worked, under-paid.  I have insomnia.  I have dishes in the sink and a basket of laundry to fold.  A thunderstorm destroyed the umbrella to my patio set tonight.  I have to be awake in 5 hours.

All this means that I'm probably a little cynical at the moment.

But can someone please explain to me...

WHY THE F*CK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT BREE TANNER?!?

I just don't get it.

Okay so someone posted this a couple of weeks back on twi'd and so far no one is able to figure
out what fic it is.  (It's seriously bugging me too, because it sounds like something I've read previously) So I'm putting it here to see if anyone recognises it.  - details inside.

*throws in some robward for your time* 

WAIT.... WHEN DO WE GET THIS MOVIE AGAIN??

gimme MOAR

imo, Rob's best movie role is coming to DVD on August 24th.

People Exclusive First Look: The Eclipse star shows off his nerdy side in The Bad Mother's Handbook, a U.K. drama that hits DVD August 24 (US)

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While browsing the internet i came across this picture:

of course they look gorgeous but that's not the point.

While watching the behind the scenes video i noticed this:

While it would be fun to play find the differences I'll just tell you. Ashley Greene is clearly missing from the video which makes me assume she was just photoshopped into the picture. Now if they are doing a Eclipse girls special shouldn't they have included Kristen? Why do you think that Kristen wasn't added to the photo too??? Do you think it was Kristen who opted out??

No one has started a thread for the 'With Teeth' update? Whaaa???

http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7061&chapter=21

Go read and then come talk about it.

Has anyone else ever received a review and/or a message from Ducky'sgirl4ever? I got a review from her that was short but not really odd, and then she favorited/alerted me on everything - favorite author, author alert, favorite story, story alert...

Then she sent me a message which just seemed like she was REALLY liking this story, which I returned politely - and just now she replied to that reply, asking what I do in my spare time, where I live...and ended it with "write me soon."

I checked out her profile and she literally has tens of thousands of favorite stories and authors! I don't know if I'm just easily weirded out or if there is something strange going on - but I figured if anyone was going to know, it would be the people at ADF.

 I'm going to start this a little early and pin it due to all of the requests. Let's see how this works out for everyone!

Pimp your stuff! Rec your favorite fic!

REMEMBER to link it up and give us something pretty to look at!

Reminder of the new BASIC fanfic campfire schedule for June

Today: Pimp&Rec ~~Thursday: Amnesia ~~ 

Saturday: REC~~ Sunday: Chat~~ Monday: Preview & Request

 IS THE BEST SONG EVER!!! ANYONE AGREE??? I OFFICIALLY ADORE FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE!!

eclipsesoundtrack.com/preorder/

HOW'S YOUR WEDNESDAY GOING?

Random post. I'm so bored right now. Omg.

So you know when you're reading a fic and there's mad chemistry between Bella and Edward, and you're like, "they really need to fuck," but there is other stuff happening that's more important (what?!) -- which is exactly why you love the story... because it has character development, a plot, etc.?????????????????

(omg worst sentence ever!! where's my beta?)

Anyway, so you pick your smut! Who should be having sex right now? What fic are you DYING to see some smut in? I'm mostly interested in WIPs, but also, if you could bring back a Bella and Edward from a completed fic for some sexytimes, which B/E would you choose?

Here are some pics, for inspiration. They're all E/B.

and a kiss -->

AND SOME YUMMINESS I HAD TO ADD BECAUSE LOOK AT THOSE FACES:

*taking a deep breath*

OK, So I have a bee in my bonnet and I want to give everyone a chance to weigh in.

Over the past few days we have been gabbing quite a bit about KStew and RPatts and their reactions to fame...or more appropriately, their reactions to being stalked by the paps.

Some people feel that "they knew the job was dangerous when they took it," so they should just take it. Others, like me, may not agree.

So here's my thing:

What is the difference between a celebrity and a performer/artist? And are there different standards for each group?

Lettuce Discuss! I'll comment inside.

*This post has been Ranger approved*

COMPLETELY USELESS CAMPFIRE AHEAD.

i poo

in blue.

bwahahahahahahha

STREAMING TODAY!

IS IT JUNE 13TH YET

 I´ve gotta question.

Often instories/oneshots there are lemons.  Fine, okay, go crazy, but why do the characters (most often Bella) sob?

I thought sobbing was exclusive for crying.  what does ´sex sobbing´ sound like?  cos, well .. maybe cos im a foreigner and all ;), I dont get it but really?  she´s sobbing for it?  crying out for it maybe but ... meh it always turns me off ( in the sense of continuing to read not the .. other one.)