I need to ask you guys for a favor.

Some of you may know Jezunya -- she posts here from time to time and has written a couple of Twifics.  She also happens to be my baby sister, and my beta, and one of the instigators in my love for Twilight.  She's also active duty Army, currently stationed State-side for training.  And tonight, she's on guard duty.  All.  Night.  Long.  Her shift ends at 7:30am Pacific, she can't fall asleep, and I think she's all alone in the guard shack, with just her iphone and a TV that gets CNN and NBC and nothing else.

So here's the favor I would like to ask.  If any of you are on Twitter and see this, could you go drop her a note and say hi?  She's @Jezunya on Twitter as well, and it's one of the few things she can access reliably from her iphone.  If you don't have Twitter, could you leave her a comment here?  I'll give her the link, but I'm not sure if she can login from her phone to see the page.  Any little comment to help keep her going would be really really appreciated.  (And she's a big Jacob (and Nessie!) fan, if you feel like posting pictures to help keep her awake. ;) )  And if you really want to make a poor soldier's night, go check out her Twifics and leave her a review or two, I know it would totally make her night. Her very, very long night.

So what do you say?  Can you help out a soldier and fellow Twilight fangirl?

Thanks in advance, guys!  :D

ETA: Thanks so much to everyone who sent her a tweet or reviewed her stories!  I think it really helped her get through the night.  You guys rock!

Right, so I was bored with nothing on TV and came across the (new) Newlywed Game tonight on GSN.

One of the questions for the ladies was, which vampire would you like to have bite your neck and drink your blood.  The three choices were: Tom Cruise, Wesley Snipes and Robert Pattinson.  Two of the women picked Rob and drooled over him, both saying how much they loved the Twilight books.  The third had never read the books or seen the movies.  And yeah, the husbands got it right!

So which vampire would YOU pick?

I haven't been to bed yet, so for me it's still Friday - and it's Free For All - right?! :)

I was hoping everyone could help me find a funny maybe even unique Eclipse shirt!  I have a twisted sense of humor and love my "Meanwhile in a little town called Spoons" shirt.  I'd like to find something to wear to our little Eclipse party the besties and I are having.

Any and all help is appreciated!

FYT:
 

Anyone?

Just for kicks?

Yeah, I know, I have no life.

Anyone?

CHANGE OF DATE

I could host on say, Monday Wednesday 10PM eastern time? Discuss in a post here?

 ETA - If the date/time changes from the above I'll tweet it - @wonkeygirlUK

CHRISTINA AGUILERA will be the envy of TWILIGHT fans everywhere when devotees of the vampire love story read on - ROBERT PATTINSON once showed up at her house and begged to spend the morning with her.

The pop star, who is a huge fan of the Brit and his film franchise, let it slip during an off-air interview with New York's 92.3 Now that Pattinson came to her for aid as he was trying to escape the paparazzi last year (09).

According to an insider at the station, Aguilera revealed she was in the driveway of the Beverly Hills home she bought from Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne when she heard someone at her security gate and went to see who was there.

Outside, a desperate Pattinson was trying to get help to escape the paparazzi and asked Aguilera to let him in.

She did and then let him hide out for a few hours.

When it was time to leave, the pop star allegedly went out first and drew the paparazzi away, so her guest could slip out unnoticed.

Countdown...Ignition...LAUNCH

EDIT: I posted the link in the comments, but forgot to post it here, where it belongs...sigh. It's Friday...

http://community.livejournal.com/tilt_one_eighty/

Lettuce Know What You Think!

 *MAJOR SPOILERS*

Wow. So my friend and I just got back from seeing Splice. All I have to say is WTF!?

It was probably the most effed up movie I have ever had to sit through! A pure waste of 7.50...well I guess it was somewhat entertaining because we kept a running total of twilight similarities. :) lol

First off is the fact that the main characters drive a rabbit! (>Jacob much?)

Then of course, the most obvious, DEMON SPAWN!

There was no "eating myself out of mommy" but she did eat her way out of a caccoon, which uh...was close enough for me!

This DEMON SPAWN also ate a rabbit. Very vamptastic. if I do say so myself. And straight from SM herself she grows/ages at an UBER fast rate.

The "parents" (for lack of a better word) also display Bella/Edward characteristics. The dad is very edward, he is all like " KILL THE DEMON SPAWN! ITS THE ANTI-CHRIST!". The mom, in retrospect, is very bella. And she is all like " No SHES MY BABY! SHE WOULD NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING REMOTELY HORRIFIC, LIKE KILL PEOPLE OR....eat her way out of my womb...*awkward cough*"

We also took many of the lines out of context.

Like for instance " Theres just some things you don't do..."

We pictured Bella saying this in Breaking Dawn to Jacob. " Theres just some things you don't do...LIKE MY DAUGHTER!"

I'm going to spare you all the horrific details, but this movie is basically a bunch of cliche lines, creepy inbred creature sexin, and wondering where the hell the plot is and if it will be back in time for the end of the movie!

All in all I give it an F-...0_o..

This might not make sense to anyone, you might have had to be there to understand but we felt the need to share anyway. lol. Maybe we are just really really tired...

P.S. if I knew how to tag some RobPorn on here at the end I would, but sadly I'm tech-retarded :(

*insert RobPorn*

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner Playlist

1.  "Yes Please" - Muse 
2. "Heads Will Roll" - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3. "Midnight and I" - White Rabbits
4. "Now We Can See" - The Thermals
5. "Falling In" - Ha Ha Tonka
6. "Rocking Horse" - The Dead Weather
7. "New Noise" - Refused
8. "What If We Could" - Blue October
9. "The Royal We" - Silversun Pickups
10. "Count Me Out" - Meese
11. "Blindness" - Metric
12. "Set the Sails" - Dan Mangan

anyone actually hanging around to buy this somewhere at midnight?  are they still doing that?

It's no secret that Taylor is way hotter than Rob and here's proof of that.

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Could you maybe give me some more pics of this gorgeous creature?

EDIT: I can't get enough of the abs

 All you campers are at your local bookstores celebrating the release of Bree Tanner.

Oh come on you know this is you:

I mean, seriously, where else would everyone else be on a Friday night?

Now for some eye candy with some commentary:

What Rob, no advanced copy of Bree Tanner? Yeah, Little Brown for Young Readers really locked that down.

I think I may get a lobster roll for lunch tomorrow now. Wonder where that craving came from?

Did he borrow Cameron Diaz's hair gel from There's Something About Mary?

Hi everyone, I’m working on the design of my first tattoo, but I have a bunch of random questions that I’d really love input on from different people.  Please and thank you and stuff :)

P.S I know a lot of answers will probably start with “it depends”, but I’ll take whatever experiences you want to share.

So…where is it going to hurt like crazy?  I know some pain is inevitable, but I’d like to avoid any obvious places.

What does it feel like?  A couple people have said it’s more an annoying pain (sandpaper-y in one spot over and over) than a sharp pain.

I know this depends mostly on size, but how long does it take?  Or better, how long did yours take?  Was it expensive?

And lastly…Anything else you feel like telling me?  What are you tattooing stories?  What do you wish people told you before you got yours?

Thanks in advance, you guys, and sorry if I sound completely naive.

P.P.S This is my first campfire!

www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/06/04/fan-arrested-on-water-for-elephants-set-robert-pattinson/

a fan arrested on the Water For Elephants set.

let's play the blame game.

which camper do you suspect?

Anyone ever tried this uber cheap makeup?

www.eyeslipsface.com//eyes/eyeshadow

fyt (jawporn):

Incase you didn't know, today is national doughnut day.

What's your favorite kind? Have to have a certain beverage with it? Mornings only?

Discuss the awesomeness of doughnuts!

Am I alone in thinking that with every Twilight film that's released the advertising posters are getting worse and worse? I'm thinking about going into film PR I'm sure I can do better (maybe not).

 This is my first FFA campfire evar, I think. OMG!!!1!111!!

:)

Anyhow! I need an excuse to show off my new puppy. I just posted his picture in another, campfire, but whatever. 

So here's my new baby, Sherlock. He's a chihuahua & Pomeranian mix and one year old. :DD

Now.

Show me pictures of your pets! Please? I'm quite bored.

So right now I'm on a Harry Potter kick. You know, re-reading all the books, watching the Harry Potter rifftrax (which are hilarious), and trying to hunt down decent Harry Potter fanfiction. But I can't find any. Is there anyone willing to point me in the right direction? Where do I go? HP fanfic is scarily new to me. And I'm too lazy to sift through 500 000 fanfics. Tips? Awesome fanfics to show me? General rambles? All welcome!

By the way, I've read Minisinoo's HP stuff. Because it's amazing.

On Tuesday, my truck- which already had broken a/c, heat, and driver's side door- was diagnosed with a f***ed up suspension that would cost $1300 to fix. I laid in bed and cried.

On Wednesday I won this on the Pick 4 drawing.

Yesterday I bought this.

This is the first car I've ever been able to finance on my own! I'm so excited and proud!!! It's 2007 Hyundai Santa Fe. With free XM Radio that I am already addicted to :-)

But that's not all- the first show for the brand new arena that was built downtown was announced last night. Who is it? Who is coming in concert on October 16? Only my favorite band EVER!!!

We also got WFE pics of happy Rob, grinning Rob, vest Rob, suspender Rob, dirty Rob, and wife-beater-wearing Rob.

It is officially IMPOSSIBLE for this week to get any better for me.

WHAT MADE THIS WEEK GOOD FOR YOU????

I'm feeling uber ragey today. It's a weekend... I don't like feeling like this on a weekend. But people suck.

Anyone else particularly ragey today? 

Mine are in the mother effin comments!

So my best friend and I are driving 3 hours one way to a concert tomorrow.... I am in need of ideas for mix cds!

It doesn't matter what genre it is, we listen to pretty much anything.

So ideas please!

FYT: