*MAJOR SPOILERS*

Wow. So my friend and I just got back from seeing Splice. All I have to say is WTF!?

It was probably the most effed up movie I have ever had to sit through! A pure waste of 7.50...well I guess it was somewhat entertaining because we kept a running total of twilight similarities. :) lol

First off is the fact that the main characters drive a rabbit! (>Jacob much?)

Then of course, the most obvious, DEMON SPAWN!

There was no "eating myself out of mommy" but she did eat her way out of a caccoon, which uh...was close enough for me!

This DEMON SPAWN also ate a rabbit. Very vamptastic. if I do say so myself. And straight from SM herself she grows/ages at an UBER fast rate.

The "parents" (for lack of a better word) also display Bella/Edward characteristics. The dad is very edward, he is all like " KILL THE DEMON SPAWN! ITS THE ANTI-CHRIST!". The mom, in retrospect, is very bella. And she is all like " No SHES MY BABY! SHE WOULD NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING REMOTELY HORRIFIC, LIKE KILL PEOPLE OR....eat her way out of my womb...*awkward cough*"

We also took many of the lines out of context.

Like for instance " Theres just some things you don't do..."

We pictured Bella saying this in Breaking Dawn to Jacob. " Theres just some things you don't do...LIKE MY DAUGHTER!"

I'm going to spare you all the horrific details, but this movie is basically a bunch of cliche lines, creepy inbred creature sexin, and wondering where the hell the plot is and if it will be back in time for the end of the movie!

All in all I give it an F-...0_o..

This might not make sense to anyone, you might have had to be there to understand but we felt the need to share anyway. lol. Maybe we are just really really tired...

P.S. if I knew how to tag some RobPorn on here at the end I would, but sadly I'm tech-retarded :(

*insert RobPorn*

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner Playlist

1.  "Yes Please" - Muse 
2. "Heads Will Roll" - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3. "Midnight and I" - White Rabbits
4. "Now We Can See" - The Thermals
5. "Falling In" - Ha Ha Tonka
6. "Rocking Horse" - The Dead Weather
7. "New Noise" - Refused
8. "What If We Could" - Blue October
9. "The Royal We" - Silversun Pickups
10. "Count Me Out" - Meese
11. "Blindness" - Metric
12. "Set the Sails" - Dan Mangan

anyone actually hanging around to buy this somewhere at midnight?  are they still doing that?

It's no secret that Taylor is way hotter than Rob and here's proof of that.

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Could you maybe give me some more pics of this gorgeous creature?

EDIT: I can't get enough of the abs

 All you campers are at your local bookstores celebrating the release of Bree Tanner.

Oh come on you know this is you:

I mean, seriously, where else would everyone else be on a Friday night?

Now for some eye candy with some commentary:

What Rob, no advanced copy of Bree Tanner? Yeah, Little Brown for Young Readers really locked that down.

I think I may get a lobster roll for lunch tomorrow now. Wonder where that craving came from?

Did he borrow Cameron Diaz's hair gel from There's Something About Mary?

Hi everyone, I’m working on the design of my first tattoo, but I have a bunch of random questions that I’d really love input on from different people.  Please and thank you and stuff :)

P.S I know a lot of answers will probably start with “it depends”, but I’ll take whatever experiences you want to share.

So…where is it going to hurt like crazy?  I know some pain is inevitable, but I’d like to avoid any obvious places.

What does it feel like?  A couple people have said it’s more an annoying pain (sandpaper-y in one spot over and over) than a sharp pain.

I know this depends mostly on size, but how long does it take?  Or better, how long did yours take?  Was it expensive?

And lastly…Anything else you feel like telling me?  What are you tattooing stories?  What do you wish people told you before you got yours?

Thanks in advance, you guys, and sorry if I sound completely naive.

P.P.S This is my first campfire!

www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/06/04/fan-arrested-on-water-for-elephants-set-robert-pattinson/

a fan arrested on the Water For Elephants set.

let's play the blame game.

which camper do you suspect?

Anyone ever tried this uber cheap makeup?

www.eyeslipsface.com//eyes/eyeshadow

fyt (jawporn):

Incase you didn't know, today is national doughnut day.

What's your favorite kind? Have to have a certain beverage with it? Mornings only?

Discuss the awesomeness of doughnuts!

Am I alone in thinking that with every Twilight film that's released the advertising posters are getting worse and worse? I'm thinking about going into film PR I'm sure I can do better (maybe not).

 This is my first FFA campfire evar, I think. OMG!!!1!111!!

:)

Anyhow! I need an excuse to show off my new puppy. I just posted his picture in another, campfire, but whatever. 

So here's my new baby, Sherlock. He's a chihuahua & Pomeranian mix and one year old. :DD

Now.

Show me pictures of your pets! Please? I'm quite bored.

So right now I'm on a Harry Potter kick. You know, re-reading all the books, watching the Harry Potter rifftrax (which are hilarious), and trying to hunt down decent Harry Potter fanfiction. But I can't find any. Is there anyone willing to point me in the right direction? Where do I go? HP fanfic is scarily new to me. And I'm too lazy to sift through 500 000 fanfics. Tips? Awesome fanfics to show me? General rambles? All welcome!

By the way, I've read Minisinoo's HP stuff. Because it's amazing.

On Tuesday, my truck- which already had broken a/c, heat, and driver's side door- was diagnosed with a f***ed up suspension that would cost $1300 to fix. I laid in bed and cried.

On Wednesday I won this on the Pick 4 drawing.

Yesterday I bought this.

This is the first car I've ever been able to finance on my own! I'm so excited and proud!!! It's 2007 Hyundai Santa Fe. With free XM Radio that I am already addicted to :-)

But that's not all- the first show for the brand new arena that was built downtown was announced last night. Who is it? Who is coming in concert on October 16? Only my favorite band EVER!!!

We also got WFE pics of happy Rob, grinning Rob, vest Rob, suspender Rob, dirty Rob, and wife-beater-wearing Rob.

It is officially IMPOSSIBLE for this week to get any better for me.

WHAT MADE THIS WEEK GOOD FOR YOU????

I'm feeling uber ragey today. It's a weekend... I don't like feeling like this on a weekend. But people suck.

Anyone else particularly ragey today? 

Mine are in the mother effin comments!

So my best friend and I are driving 3 hours one way to a concert tomorrow.... I am in need of ideas for mix cds!

It doesn't matter what genre it is, we listen to pretty much anything.

So ideas please!

FYT:

So, I'm wondering if anyone gives themselves the creeps when writing fanfic sometimes.  I'm writing my first fanfic and working on a disturbing scene, I mean not extreme or anything but enough that it's kind of creeping me out.  I think if I were to read it in someone else's story it wouldn't phase me, but having it coming out of my own mind is kind of weird.  Anyway, just wondering if anyone has experienced this. :)

And FYT here's one from the good old days.  I love Green Day!  Classic! 

I don't know how many of y'all are like this, but I know I get it from my wonderful genetics (Thanks, mom!).  All the women in my family always tend to everyone and everything first, whether it's kids, work, husband, whatever.  I have gotten in this horrible habit myself-not taking vacations because I want to pay bills faster, staying in a job because it was comfortable, taking on too much because I can't say no (I can. Some things I won't though). I know this isn't just my family though-most of my close friends do the same and overdo it themselves to the point that they are stretched too thin over too much and stressed as all get out.  I was sick of it and decided to change it (For a little bit, at least )

The last couple weeks I have done a lot for myself.   I quit my job and my overbearing, two faced, devil of a supervisor.  I dropped a class so that I wouldn't go insane. I booked a roadtrip for our last week of block leave so we can travel and not spend a ton of money (Thanks to Croatia not having the Euro...yet.) and hit up the beach!  And I totally just booked our room for the Karlovy Vary film festival that I didn't attend last year due to stupid reasons.  

Bottom line? I feel relaxed and GREAT!!

So, campers, what I wanna know is, what have you done for yourself lately?  And if you haven't, what are you going to do for yourself?

So, we discussed Summer jobs earlier.  Well, I want to know...

WHATCHA DOIN' THIS SUMMER?

This time of year calls for BBQ's, pool parties, FABULOUS TRIPS, camping, hiking, reading, being lazy...all kinds of cool activities. 

Sooooo, show me in pictures, what are you doing this summer. 

Here is an example...

Your friend FABULOUS here is....

Taking a jet plane Wednesday to her favorite city on the planet, NYC!

July 13th, FABULOUS, and her two fabulous sisters and mama are going to see this qorgeous man in concert...

Two weeks later (SQUEAL!!!!) FABULOUS and her mama are trekking up to pixievampland to see her favorite person on the planet...

Not to long after that, pixievamp and I will be making another trek to Orlando for this FABULOUSNESS...

And in between all of this I will be doing this....

Hopefully, a lot of this...

SOOOOOOOOO...SHOW ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING THIS SUMMER!!!!!

Am I the only one who sees similarities between Katerina Graham and Hayden Panettiere, or am I just nuts?

And before anyone can get snarky, I realize there is an obvious difference. But can't you just picture KG as a black HP, or HP as a white KG? Or am I just completely imagining things? Hubby says I am, but he doesn't count. lol

Thoughts?

 JENNYFLY, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

SION, Switzerland (AP) -- Didier Drogba told teammate Kolo Toure that he will miss the World Cup after breaking his right arm Friday in a warmup match.

"For him, he said, the World Cup is finished,'' Toure said.

Football fans everywhere mourn the death of Ivory Coast's hopes.

Come discuss, cry, and reevaluate your World Cup brackets.

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Is it just me, or is this all just a teeny bit creepy.

I'm definitely one for Twilight Mania, but this is just a bit excessive. I wouldn't want all those eyes on me whilst I undressed. Just sayin'.

http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20316279_20387834,00.html