47 YEARS AGO TODAY, ONE OF THE SEXIEST MEN ON THE PLANET WAS BORN. 

JOHNNY DEPP (dude. 47!!! he's only a year younger than my mom!!! o.0)

LET US CELEBRATE BY POSTING SOME FUCKHOT JOHNNY. K?

UNNNNFFFFF. HOW THE HELL IS THAT MAN 47?!? 

REMEMBER DON JUAN DEMARCO? 

CRYBABY!

HAPPY BDAY JOHNNY!

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!

*APPROVED BY WOLVESNVAMPS*

 I'm pretty sure that this has been done before, but I feel like doing it again. 

What do you do as a job in Real Life? List three pros, three cons and one occupational hazard. 

Me? I'm a dog groomer.

Pros: Fun environment, cool dogs, tips =D

Cons: Carpal tunnel, back pain, bitches.

Occupational hazard: Dog bites.

What about everybody else? 

FYT

http://dancingalonetopony.tumblr.com/

you're welcome

lots of love,

the absent ranger x

so, today,I had a thankyou conversation amongst friends. 

and I want to do a  thankyou post for the wonderful adf.  

what do you love about adf?  who do you want to thank?  be specific and only say ONE thing.  and try not to repeat.  

I am thankful for being able to post campfires. in purdy colours.

I may be slightly out of my mind, so sry if i dont make sense.

So, there are a couple of D/s stories out there. And most of them are hawt. The Training just finished today. I've followed all of tarasueme's D/s stories since about half-way through The Submissive.

Anyway, the only D/s stories I've read are with a Domward and a Subella.

In my mind, Rosalie would be the perfect Dom. And Emmett would be a more than willing Sub.

Domalie and Submet

Don't they just give out that vibe? They do for me at least.

Who else from Twilight do you think would fit the D/s lifestyle?

this is a true blood post

new stills for your approval/perusal/fap material

true blood premieres this sunday, eff yeah

discuss how these pics still need more pam, or alcide's potential hotness as a werewolf who often wears shirts

 hi eric, i love you

oh stackhouse.  you're prettier than your sister.

mah name is beel compton and ah do nawt approve of suffrage or women being independent but hoo boy, can i smolder

alcide, alcide.  does anyone else think this guy looks like noel crane from felicity?

jessica, future HBIC

i love tara and i wish they'd stop destroying her character on the show, goddamn

idk who that saucy little minx on the right is, but if they changed this to the pam/eric/lafayette hour, i'd watch it.  in fact... someone please make this happen.

oh, lafayette.  i really hope pam makes him a vampire.

 not a fan of the e.rach.wood, but she did truly rock this role on the show.  heh... get it?  rocked the role?  nvrmnd

this guy was in that stupid natalie portman movie that i've seen like eighty times omg i love it where she births her bb in walmart but more importantly... he shared screen time with henry cavill twice. 

seriously, only pam can rock this much pink and remain HBIC

and not related to the new stills, but still appropriate:

precisely, shakira.  precisely.

source

So it's my birthday - well it was a few hours ago in Oz, but it still is just about everywhere else in the world, so....  AND my only sibling - aka ASSHOLE brother - forgot it, and even my dad didn't call. My mum called thankfully, but no one in my family even bothered to send me a card!  I get it, I'm old, but still.....

ANYWAY - I need some cheering up, so I thought I'd put a call out for some pretty pictures of whatever you think might be cheerful (BTW I'm in love with Rob - hint hint). And also to keep this Twilight related, Bella's birthday in NM kinda sucked, too, so tell me some of your birthday FAILTASTIC stories.  Make me feel better about my family forgetting me.

THE TRAINING'S DONE

cbf getting the Twilighted link.

lol. Discuss.

Hello ladies.

Hope I've found you in the best of health and highest of spirits.

Ladies, I come to you with a simple request. You see, I have started my diet (3rd one this yea r) and in hopes of keeping my mind off food and away from real life (will be moving to a crappy apartment in 2 weeks - leaving my dream apartment) I would like you to recc me some good old ExB.

Not just any HEA, ExB though - I specifically want some Cinder-Bella. Also, being a poor [financially challenged, if you will] Bella would be preferred, with a touch of Prince Charmward.

Love,

Cranberry Shades

OK, so the Eclipse soundtrack came out yesterday.  I pre-ordered it weeks ago, then forgot to listen to it when we had the chance to preview the whole album.  So yesterday morning, it automatically downloaded to my iPod and I listened to it.  I have to say... while I think it's ok, I'm not in love with it.  I really liked the Twilight soundtrack and I LOVED the New Moon soundtrack and score.  So... I'm a bit disappointed (especially by the Muse song because I've really enjoyed the ones from them on the last 2 and really am not a fan of this one). 

So.... is it just me?? What are everyone else's thoughts??  If you had to pick your favorite song off the album, which one would you choose?

I didn't see any recent posts about the soundtrack and I've been out of the forest for the past couple of days, so I'm sorry if this is a repeat post!

Because I never get tired of dirty, sweaty, tanned, flushed, suspender-wearing, pretty Rob.

 as of late... anything Daddyward is totally dominating my Must Read list. 

Some of my favourites are:

The Workshop: A tale of Edible Delights
A Rough Start
Bella Swan Kidnapper
 

Does anyone else have the same obsession as me? If so what are you favourites? What criteria does an awesome Daddyward possess?

FYT

Yup, it's still on.

10pm onwards tonight (Eastern Time)

Are you with us? 

This is not a srs bsns only read along - this is an 'opinions appreciated' readalong - the good, the bad and the utterly ugly (if  SM goes there a la BD)

I'll be hosting and here are the plans:-

For each chapter I'll post a comment and then all coments regarding that chapter should be made in direct reply to the chapter comment (that way we minimize hogging screen space for those of us viewing on a small screen) and so that those of us who haven't read the whole thing don't accidentally  read spoilers.

I haven't even started yet, but I'll post comments for all chapters so that those of you who have read all of it can discuss  whichever chapter you wish to.

Questions? Ask them in this post or message me directly.

See you there.

OMG I suck.  I'm working a new job that's taking over my life.  So, I'm pretty sure I completely forgot to post this last week and now I'm posting it at the asscrack of dawn this morning.  *sigh*  (I'm sorry!)

DO YOU MAKE FAN VIDEOS?  DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE YOU WANT TO SHARE?

POST THEM HERE!

MY REC FOR THE WEEK:

"Edward & Bella's Sacrifice" by lovesimplicity

NAO GO GET CRAZY CAMPERS, BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP!

(banner by cranberry jello)

We updated! Take a read and tell us what you think?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5308419/17/Of_Squalor_and_Ashes

So I'm going away for a week, and though I'll be on my laptop/iPhone the entire time, I'll also be surrounded by RL friends who have no idea what Twilight is, who Kristen is, what TomStu means to me... I don't know how I'll survive. I truly don't... Anyway, I decided a TomStu picspam was perfect for my final night of FREEDOM. Because starting tomorrow, I won't be spending 20 hours a day doing creepy things on my photobucket.

Here are some of my favorites. Oh, Tom. I love you.

First of all - have you guys read this? omg LOVE:

omg HIS MOUTH:

AND THE REST IS IN THE COMMENTS... OKAY, I LIED. ONE MORE:

i challenge you to a dance off

show me your best dance songs/vids and gifs

I just read the Sanctuary teaser in Jennyfly's cabin. And then I went around the fandom forums.

The rumor is that Father Edward DIES......................................................

What? Excuse me? WHAT?

Where the hell is Jenny?

 Ranger Edit: This Campfire Has Turned Into a Rabid Rumor Mill

Why, why, why??

Why is it every time I read an angsty fic the authors are always killing Charlie off!?

Can someone explain this trend to me?

I love Charlie. It's just wrong.