SO. Something rather interesting happened today. I came home to a package - addressed to me - that i was not expecting. I didn't have anything on order, and it had an Amazon return address. Anyway, i opened it, and to my horror i found three (THREE!) boxes of Brazilian Wax for Private Parts... W.T.F? I knew i didn't order it. I groom in the shower and never needed to go down that road, so to speak. Since i never ordered it, there was only one other suspect living under my roof.
I called my husband - who i might add is currently in the doghouse for making me work today even though he knew i wanted to watch the World Cup opening match at home, but i digress - and asked if he order the wax. His response: "Well, i was thinking it would be fun to do it together sometime." 0_o
Ok, stupid me assumed he meant waxing himself too, so when he came home i suggested we take showers and try it on him first, not that i was worried about the pain, and wanted to use him as a guinea pig, or anything. He baulked at that idea, telling me that he only intended it to be used on ME!
Now, my question to you is "should i kick him in the balls for assuming he could satisfy his kinky self at my expense?" I'll probably let him do it to me, but i'm not going to make it easy for him. He's still in the doghouse, and he didn't ask me first before he made decisions for both of us.
Am i being too uptight about this? Just to reiterate, he bought THREE! Presumptuous much?
These are the three he bought:



Who the hell did i marry?
Have a great Free-For-All guys!