I have to admit, I'm absolutely in love with this spoof at the moment:

My favourite part has to be the Jasper slapping scene.  I've watched from 5.22 onwards so many times now!

So, I just posted a chapter of The Beautiful Letdown yesterday, and this was a review I received:

"I got a question... Y do Bella & Rose always act like they're black?"

Um, pardon me?

How do you even respond to something like that? And, I really do think I need to respond, I just don't know the proper context. I could freak out. I considered freaking out, but I don't know if that's the right thing to do.

HALP.

FYT:

I'm a big Never Back Down fan. :)

So, i'm one of these people who listen to relaxing music before they go to sleep.However, i'm seriously wanting more songs to add to my playlist. Here's a couple of what I have:

And of course


So...mind sharing some of your own?

Are you going to watch the premiere tonight on HBO? Or will you catch it online some other time?

Who are you looking forward to seeing the most? Any particular scenes this season?

Not a fan of TB? Who is your favourite vamp?

There was a lot going on yesterday, as Kristen, Rob and Taylor stormed LA for the Eclipse Convention and Press Junket. Here's some of the videos. If you find more, feel free to add them in the comments~

Kristen Stewart Video Interview TWILIGHT ECLIPSE Part 1 from ColliderVideos on Vimeo.

Kristen Stewart Video Interview TWILIGHT ECLIPSE Part 2 from ColliderVideos on Vimeo.

Kristen and Taylor talk to Access Hollywood about their "kissing scene" in Eclipse.

Kristen talks about being comfortable in her 'celebrity skin', and even clears up the way she was portrayed as unhappy as this years MTV Movie Awards. 

Robert Pattinson Video Interview TWILIGHT ECLIPSE from ColliderVideos on Vimeo.

Taylor's Interview with Access Hollywood

Taylor Lautner Video Interview TWILIGHT ECLIPSE from ColliderVideos on Vimeo.

so, i was squealing about what an epic update week this had been.  the cannabean betrothal in my box this morning made me gleeful and of course, the resurrection of piano lessons was the highlight of my year.

so it got me to thinking.......there are some stories that i would do just about anything to have an update for.

my list includes:

elemental

hydraulic level 5

hiding in plain sight

something wicked this way comes (i really, really, really want an update on this one!)

the wingman (please, nina, please!!!)

what stories do you want updates for enough to say, give up your children?

 It is 6:40am on Sunday morning and you know what I am? 

BORED. 

So I've been waiting on a campfire to pop up. It's not happening. So I might as well distract myself and read.

But, alas, I don't want to read angst. Too early for that shit. And anyhow, I don't keep a to-read list because...well, I'm a bit lazy. So gimmie some fic recs!

Something sweet, you know, laughable. No crack!fic or bad!fic, although that is amusing. Don't care what pairing or rating.

fyt:

beat that.

 So in Kristen Stewarts press conference she was asked who she thought should design Bellas Wedding dress and she said

"Stephenie is absolutely in charge of that I'm sure she has really specific ideas"

Ohh dear......

I have been lurking in these here woods for a while now, and thought I'd be brave and pop my fire-starting cherry.

I'm in a bit of a reading lull at the mo, and wanted to know if anyone had any hidden gems out there?  Not the fics that everyone is reading, but fics that have low recognition and you think 'why the jeepers isn't everyone talking about this.'  The undiscovered jewels of the fandom.

WIP's are good--in fact I love a good old chappy alert rush with my coffee in the morning :0)

Has anyone read the bree book? (you don't have to buy it. its free at breetanner.com) anyway i'm reading it just for my favorite character, victoria but after 88 pages she's barely in it. i was wondering if anyone knew if she was going to make another appearance or if this is just a waste of time?

Also, what spin-off should SM do next? i say either an Alice/Jasper book or Victoria/James. What do you think?

Because really...isn't that what you want?

If you're in LA and have pics from TWICON, please share : )

Rob talks football with Access Hollywood

Although he’s not on Twitter, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” star Robert Pattinson told Access Hollywood’s Shaun Robinson on Saturday he too was sucked into the international sporting event.

“I have to ask you, how are you doing this junket when England is playing USA?” Shaun asked Robert on Saturday as he promoted his upcoming film while the historic match up was taking place.

“Especially when they are drawing,” Robert chimed in, referring to the score at the time, which was 1-1.

“And if at the end, if the end comes and they’ve won then that’s the end of the junket,” a worried Robert said over a possible U.S. victory, although the game eventually ended a short while later in a draw.

“Are you a big fan?” Shaun asked Robert regarding soccer.

“Yeah. Is it the end of the match yet?” Robert asked, looking around at the crew. “Have they already lost? I would be so depressed!”

www.accesshollywood.com/stars-show-their-colors-with-world-cup-tweets-robert-pattinson-talks-england-match_article_33439

If you're out about your enjoyment of Twilight, how do you handle the backlash? Do you secretly rage? Do you defend Twilight? Do you laugh at the person mocking you and totally rip them a new one?

* ETA

This post is in part brought to you by the "WTF" lol rage that was produced when I was linked to "Take Back The Twilight" page on facebook.

While I am not fond of reporters manhandling Mr pattinson, he is too cute in this not to share! Thoughts on his press conference today? He always seems to mention how different Eclipse and this Edward is than the other 2. And do we really believe he hasn't read Breaking Dawn?

ranger edit: I fixed your bad code. be sure to always add embed code under "source" :)

Before you read anything else, you MUST read Sanctuary which JUST updated with the last chapter. Those of you looking for an AMAZING, completed fic can look no further. Those of you who read it, here is the update link:

Sanctuary ~ Faith

Now it's YOUR TURN to rec what you LOVE. Let us know your absolute favorites, what you are reading now and any other fic that knocks your backpack off......

 LMAO...

That is all..hehe

I wrote this story a while back...maybe a year or so ago and gave it to a friend to put up on her profile on another story site. She posted that it was adopted from me, sparkly butenschon, and i already let her know that i put it on here to. i just thought maybe you'd enjoy reading it like i enjoyed writing it. well...i hope you enjoy!

15 Things to do in Wal- Mart

Ranger Edit!

We'd love to have a link for the story, but we can't allow entire stories to be posted.

BTW I hate what they've done to Tara's character in the series.

Enjoy!

So The Training epilogue posted this week, and I thought it was a really sweet, great ending to a series I've loved since the beginning.  It got me thinking though... what are those kids going to think when they grow up and find out their parents have a "playroom"?

Hubs and I threw away our (admittedly small) stash of porn when we had our first, but we keep a couple of fun things hidden away.  My oldest is only five, but I still worry a little about what will happen if he ever finds stuff and starts asking questions.  Anyone find anything belonging to your parents that you didn't want to see?  Anyone have their kids find adult toys of yours?  What did you do?

School's almost out and I'm so excited I could pee.

I mean, I'm really, really excited. 

When this happens: 

This is what I'll be doing: 

I'm going to spend some time here: 

Hopefully see a lot of these:

I'm also going here: 

And maybe I'll get to go here: 

So, what are your plans for the summer? Are you doing anything fun or exciting? Or just sitting at home and relaxing? I'm hungover and nosy, so tell me what your plans are!

PS - I'll also be celebrating my twentysomethingth birthday tomorrow.