Stumbled across this on another fansite and thought it deserved to be over here on ADF for those who may have missed it.

Alan Carr is a hilariously camp, and crass British comic. It appears that Kellen, Nikki, Xavier and Ashley took it pretty much in stride.

The crazed fan at the end of part two actually had me in tears, i laughed so hard. She's completely Cuckoo!

I really like Xavier, he's so easy going.

   I I  I reallI reall  

Do you write fan fiction?

Post excerpts from your upcoming chapters here!

Don't forget to include a link!

Umm... we're bored.  so... yeah...

Hell-fucking-O, everyone! Dam, I missed ADF over the past few days I've been gone. I missed the campfires, the comments, the campers, the rangers .....blah! I'm glad to be back to the awesomeness. :) And ooooh, you guys got a makeover or something? Fuckawesome. Really.

But, anywho, darling campers - I come to you with a question. Rest assured, it's related to Twilight.

Now, look down. You see this chick here?

Yeah, this Noot Sears. She plays Heidi in New Moon. Canadian actress/model. But anyway - when NM was filmed, they blew this chick up a little. Not sure why. See, I haven't exactly read the ending of New Moon. The book. I just got bored of it, so I didn't bother to see what happened after Edward returned in all his glory (isn't it weird that I read practically 20 fucking chapters of JacobthisJacobthat and was going 'ewww' the whole way but when the emo vamp who captured my heart comes back, I deck the book in toto?). And when they blew Noot Sears up a little, I thought she had some kind of an important-esque role in the movie.

She was in photo shoots. She was asked how she felt about Rob and how the twiworld would love it they were together or something. I don't know.

So, when I finally watched NM, I was in a very deranged state of mind. It was godawful early in the morning and I didn't know what the fuck it was I watching - rather, I chose to believe I was hallucinating - and, mind you, that is the only time I've seen NM.

Okay, so after I watch the movie, I like it and shit, right? Moooonnnths later, in July 2010, I realize that in the movie - I haven't seen a glimpse of Heidi, or Noot. WTF? Was she even there? Did they show her face? What happened?

So, if somebody, ANYBODY clear this up for me, I'd be forever grateful. Really, I would.

I checked the donation raised till today, and its

$100,732 freaking $$$

I am so proud to be a part of FGB and Twilight Fandom right now

Did you see that the WONDERFUL AMAZING FANTASTIC JANDCO updated HIGH NOON?!?!?

off to read.

There is this dude on Twitter @ThomasCGalvin who has a blog (www.thomas-galvin.com) where he re-caps all things Vampire:True Blood, Vampire Diaries and now Eclipse!

His episode re-caps of TB & VD are so hilarious I LOL several times..and now he has re-capped ECLIPSE!

OMG it is soooo funny..you are gonna die.....(I will post it in the comments 'cause it's kinda long..)

What do you think?? Is it not awesome?? LOL

Got any other funny Eclipse-related  reviews/pics or other stuff??

Follow Thomas on Twitter @Thomascgalvin and while you're at it, follow me too! @LBeesavamp!

 *****EDIT***** This is a re-cap of the Movie..so it will  contain Movie Spoilers *****************  

It's Monday!

July 5th... most of us in the US are off today, I think...banks and stuff are all closed, so it's basically still Sunday.

DID YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND?!?!

I'm still enjoying my time with CAPRICORN75!!

We went to see ECLIPSE last night....

i have the biggest freaking thighs ever omg dont look

I have the BEST MOVIE THEATER EVER because they have a FULL BAR and I had a very strong LONG ISLAND ICED TEA!

but omg i still didn't love the movie i thought i would at the 2nd viewing, it was just meh for me...even though Edward was guhhhh and there were a few good scenes, idk... it's my least fav of the three. *shrugz*

The best part was that Cappy made me laugh so hard I almost peed on myself and I'm pretty sure we pissed off the people around us.

Also.. I can't see Billy Black without thinking about Jandco (she knows why) and I die of laughter.

And Cappy's observation:

you know the scene where Carlisle and Billy Black shake hands and have that intense, lingering stare?

One Word:

SLASH-FIC.

This made me laugh today~~

~If you keep a goldfish in the dark, it will eventually turn white

~In the past, when a clan no longer wanted a member in it, they would burn down their house. This is where the expression “to get fired” comes from.

~Your nails grow faster in outer space.

~The official name of Rhode Island is “Rhode Island and Providence Plantations”

~There are 10 parts of the human body that can be spelled with just 3 letters.  CAN YOU NAME THEM??

~The majority of suicides occur on a Monday. SO BE CAREFUL CAMPERS... WE LOVE YOU

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND!

to those who have watched the 3 movies, which of them has captured your heart/attention/eyes(whatever) and why?

one thing i not so like bout this movie is that bella is somewhat too sluty. (is that right?) comments??

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too long too long. too busy. miss ADF too much. specially these two.

Hi all of you lovely campers!

I wanted to share with you all that I've finished my first multi chap fic on fanfiction. It is complete since a couple of hours and I'm so proud. Should you be interested: Believe a J/B fic, AU, starts right before Bella's 18th birthday. It's a collab with my good friend Kaitsa and now I'm kind of sad it's over. But it's a happy kind of sad, if you know what I mean.

So, what about you? Are you writing? Is it going smoothly or are you having a hard time? Are there any other accomplishments you are proud of? Or are there just some random facts you wanted to share with the rest of us? 

FYT:

Something happened to me while I was watching Eclipse recently.  Something that I never thought would happen, but it has, and now I have spiraled into a perpetual state of confusement.  I have... feelings... strange feelings for this guy...

That is all.

OMG YOU GUYS I HAVE HAD THE MOST AMAZING WEEKEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!  THIS WEEKEND HAS BEEN BETTER THAN ANY CHRISTMAS/BIRTHDAY OR OTHER GIFT GIVING HOLIDAY IN MY RECENT PAST.  AND BY THAT I MEAN THE LAST 5 YEARS.  EXCEPT MY WEDDING DAY.  ANYWAY.  I DECLARE THIS MY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION B/C MY REAL BIRTHDAY WILL SUCK ASS, LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES.  OMG YOU GUISE I HAVE TERRIBLE BIRTHDAYS.  EVEN WHEN I PLAN TO JUST STAY IN BED THEY END UP SUCKING.  IDK , I MUST HAVE BEEN EEEEVIL IN A PAST LIFE. 

THIS WEEKEND I:

CELEBRATED FIVE YEARS OF HAPPY WITH MY HUSBAND, DIRK (NOT HIS REAL NAME)

GOT A NEW CAMERA WHICH IS GOING TO BE MY NEW CAREER IN LIKE, FIVE YEARS

WENT TO A COUNTY FAIR AND PET/TOOK PICTURES OF THE LIVESTOCK.  THIS IS PURE HAPPINESS PPL!  I ALSO GOT A STUFFED ANIMAL AND TOOK SILLY PICTURES IN THE PHOTO BOOTH WITH DIRK.  WE DO THIS EVERY YEAR!  THIS IS #6. 

DRANK A **LOT** OF BOOZE.  PRETTY MUCH ALL WEEKEND, EXCEPT LAST NIGHT 'CAUSE I GOT SUCKERED INTO THE DD

I'MA GO TO SEE ECLIPSE AT 11:30 TOMORROW.  I AM REALLY FREAKING EXCITE ABOUT THIS!

I MADE THE MOST AMAZING MEAL TONIGHT:  POTATO SALAD (MINE ROCKS AND ROLLS) BBQ SHRIMP, CEDAR SMOKED FILET MIGNON, BLACK BEAN AND GRILLED CORN SALAD AND HOMEMADE VANILLA ICE CREAM WITH FRESH STRAWBERRIES.  OKAY, I'MA MAKE THAT TOMORROW 'CAUSE I'M DRUNKY ALREADY TONIGHT. 

OMG FANDOME GIVES BACK MADE ME SOFA KING HAPPY.  (IDK ABOUT THE SOFA KING MEME, BUT MY FRAND ZIGS LOVES IT, SO I DO IT FOR HER)

OMG YOU GUISE IT'S MY ANNIVERSARY!!  I'MA POST SOME WEDDING PIX INSIDE B/C DIRK IS AWESOME AND HOT AND...YEAH.

:D

ALL CAPS PURPLE RANGER EDIT: TELL US ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND IN ALL CAPS

Has anyone seen The Gates?  I was way jazzed to see the chick from the Underworld series starring in it.  Now let's hope it's not the beginning of a run of awful vamp tv shows...

Edit:  Watched as much as I could of last night's episode (the first for me)  Rating and comments inside.

So I have a long road trip ahead of me tomorrow. I'm tired of the stuff on my MP3 and I'm looking for something new. Anyone got something for me?

It hasn't escaped my notice that there has been a spike in interest in Riley since the part was cast, and especially since the film came out.  If anything, Eclipse wasn't about choosing Team Jacob or Team Edward, it was all about seducing us over to the dark side.

^ ^ ^ This is the dark side

I seriously heard girls leaving the screen saying 'I'm over Edward.  I want Riley!'

So I thought it was about time there was a campfire where everyone could share their love for him.

Disclaimer: it's still possible to be Team Edward and Team Riley, and if Twitter rumours are anything to go by, we will soon be seeing some Edward/Riley slash.

This campfire is dedicated to Octoberland, who is the founding member of Team Riley.

So today is 4th of July! a very important day for America! yaayyy

but in Brazil that just mean that we're going to see Independece day  with Will Smith again on tv! XD

And plus today is my B-day!  I'm 27 years old now! 10 years older than Edward...sniff!

a little story:                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Once (when I lived in Florida) a colleague of mine asked if I was Happy to have fireworks for my birthday....it was so sad to to tell her that we didn't have fireworks for 4th of july in Brazil...she didn't understand tho! O__o and asked me why not?!                                                I told her our independece day was the 7th of september...and yet she asked me...  WHY?  I just kept silent...it was the best to do...

SO FOR MY  BIRTHDAY ...CAN I ASK A PRESENT? 

POST THE BEST  RPATZZ  PICS  IN YOUR OPINION... I WOULD BE THRILLED!

THANK YOU !!!!

HAPPY    INDEPENDENCE DAY !!!!!!!!

Seen as it's FFAW I figured I'd do this

What're you afraid of?

I have a ridiculous phobia of wax models, however this also extends to marionettes, punch and judy puppets and the people who dress up as characters at Disney.

Wax models that move are my undoing, I would go insane at madame toussauds.

I'm also afraid of the dark and spiders but not as much as wax models xD

So, what're your phobias? what are you afraid of?

OH! and Happy 4th of July to all the Americans out there :)

OMG! I'm so buzzed right now.  We saw the best fireworks tonight and we saw KENNY LOGGINS play LIVE and it was AWESOME...

I DIED WHEN HE SANG FOOTLOOSE.

Okay... so CAPPY and I are sitting here talking about ROB and FIC and everything that we LOVE...(and a few things that we hate.)

I've also gotten her addicted to the magic that is WASABI PEAS omg they're so good!!

We agree on just about everything.

Mostly agree that THIS MAN... is HOT and needs some love in the Forest...

Tell us Campers...

what do you love?!?

Hi Campers!

So, I am a plethora of useless knowledge, have been told I am awesomely random, and that I notice the weirdest things about...nothing at all. Having said that: I am going to see Eclipse for the first time on Monday (I KNOW! Gah. Stupid Real Life obligations...blah, blah, blah).

Anyhoo...

Is there anything I should be on the look out for this time around?

Like...how I immediately noticed the Wonky Mipple in NM?

Or...how Rob was desperatley searching for a stick or leaf to fiddle with on Kimmel?

THOSE types of things. Any in Eclipse that I will get distracted by? (Teh Pretteh in sparkly vamp skin does not count, I suppose).

Lemme know?