Ok, so I have two twifics in my head that I really wanna write...but I only wanna do one at a time. I was wondering if you wonderful folks would tell me which one you think looks more interesting, so I can post it on FFnet someday over the rainbow.
Okay soooo....the first one is called: Interview with a Vampire, Fallowed by Sex and Sparkling.
So its a really goofy version of Twilight, with a total doucheward and a snarky, witty Bella who has crotchless panties at one point.
Heres an Exerpt: I stared at Edward, standing there, glittering like the biggest friggin dimond ever. He stared at me expectantly, like I was suppose to start frolicking around the meadow, clapping my hands and singing about my joy of having a Sparkling, Vampire, ass hole boy friend. The ridiculousness of the whole situation dawned at me right then and there. I had come here to be normal, and this is what I get? The most abnormal life possible? Karma is really a bitch that just will not stop.
"Well?" He said, just barely above a whisper. I stared at him for a moment longer. About three things I was absolutely certain; First, Edward was absolutely hystarical looking and I could no longer blame him for not wanting me to see him in the sunlight. Second, we were polar opposites and yet there was an annoying, yearning attraction I felt for him, and not just because he made Orlando Bloom look like a butt-faced crossbread hick from Kentucky. And thirdly, I was completely and utterly uncertain about where this whole mess of a relationship was gonna go. So I took three steps forward, grabbed Edwards unruly main of sex hair and dragged his face towards mine.
"Kiss me you sparkling freak." I growled and smashed my lips against his. I always was one for a leap of faith.
Ok now my other story is called: A Beautiful Lie
Its an angsty drama (kinda opposite of the other haha) Bella is a troubled 16 year old. She suffers from abuse, an eating disorder, and horrifying nightmares. She secludes her self from everyone. But one night, when wondering the streets, she's almost hit by a silver Volvo. And the Driver will change her life forever. Its both E & B's POV
Exerpt:
I dropped my phone and bolted down the stairs. If I had a working heart, it would be racing. Bella's frantic words repeated over and over in my head, terrifying me to no end; Help me. Help me. Help me.
I raced by my father, ignoring his inquisitions on where I was off to. The only thing on my mind was Bella. What had happened? Was she hurt? Scared? Did that bastard of a father hurt her again? Her brother?
I opted to run to the Swan house, rather than drive. And I don't think I had ever run so fast in my entire existence. My feet glided over the ground, hardly touching the soft forest floor until I came to a screeching stop on the outskirts of Bella's yard.
I could see light emanating from her Bedroom window, and hear her frantic heart beats. I approached the house slowly, unsure of what I was to find. She sniffled loudly as I skittered up the tree and slipped through her open window.
Bella sat motionless on her bed, staring silently at the door in front of her. I stared at her for a long moment, wondering if she had heard my arrival.
The silence was heavy, weighing down on my chest like a ton of pure iron, but I dared not break it. She was a scared animal, I would only scare her off. The tears on Bella's cheeks were beginning to dry, as she had made no move to wipe them away. Her eyes stayed glued to the door, as if she expected someone to come barging in, with more cruel punishments for the innocent girl. I swallowed and sat on the bed next to her, hyper aware of the way it creaked under my weight. Bella didn't bat eyes at the motion.
Finally, after an immeasurable amount of time, my precious love spoke. "I want to die, Edward. I really just want to die."
Okay, so tell me which one I should work on first! Thanks! I will telepathically shower you with goodness and chocolate!