Ok, I am officially popping my campfire cherry...i have been a creeper/lurker from the early days of ADF, but have never ventured out of my comfort zone....so here goes...

Because I am completely slow (mentally, lol) during the week, I totes missed the amnesia fire, even though I needed to ask for something!  So here's my brain fart:  I had this fic saved on my faves, I went through the 250+ on there and decided that this one (based on the summary only) I didn't want to read, so I deleted it, and now I want it back!  The summary was a little cryptic, basically it said that Bella had everything, but was in a loveless marriage and if she left, she'd be with out anything.  I assume it is a b/e fic, that's usually where I lean, I'm guessing it's AH, since that just seems logical...whaddya think?  Do you know my fic?

And to make this more interactive, and so that I get at least a comment or two on my cherry poppin' fire, and because it's FFAF, gimme supthin' good!  Regale us with a tall tale, share with us your happy moment for today, show me some jaw porn, or my girl (KStew) some love, vids are wicked cool too!  Just give us something fun to look at/read!

Again because I am slow, I can offer no incentive, not hawt pics of my fave twi-males, no funny vids, no links...because I don't know how!  I have tried, several times and can't figure it out!  So FYT I offer my happy moment of the day....opening my ADF and seeing the amazahzing pics from Montreal...so fun to see them together again lol!!

Okay, so my friend linked me to a video where Joseph Gordon-Levitt says some very simple things in French, (just film titles and directors names) but they were soo damn sexy!

Seriously.

So I've been searching the internet for more gorgeous/sexy/cute/french videos and pictures of him, but i have to admit i'm a bit of a fail, so i would LOVE it, if you could just overload this campfire with any pictures/videos/gifs you have already or can magically find of him? im not sure if there is stuff on LJ maybe? but as i said, im a failure and LJ confuses me :/

Please and Thankyou :D

and to make this more interactive... maybe just post photos of your fav actor ever/of the moment? Sound good? :)

oh p.s. any actor swearing is a serious bonus and very sexy. i dont know why it just is ;)

^ I Apologise ^

The subject matter of this campfire just sparks the image of Sissy Spacek being bullied in Carrie.

Ok, on with the Campfire. So, i had a very interesting discussion today with a few ladies at the office, about Menstrual Hygiene. For the XY's among us, this may be a good time for you to bow out of the topic...

We were discussing our prefered methods and products, as you do, when the words 'Diva Cup' came up. Now, this is probably TMI, but i've been part of 'the big girls club' for 26yrs so far, and i have NEVER heard of this product. I've never felt so clueless and out of the girl loop in my life. Out of the six or so women who were part of this discussion, i was the only one who hadn't heard of such a thing.

So, my question is: Am i really that clueless? Are there others among you who weren't familiar with this product? And has anyone actually used one and care's to share the pro's and con's, from their point of view?

Sorry if this subject grosses some of you guys out, but it is FFAF and i was interested in the perspective of my fellow campers!

What the title says, come in here and let's talk about the awesomeness that still is BtVS. Tell me your favorite characters, favorite episodes, quotes and anything else you want to show love for. (mine will be in the comments)

So I have been thinking about making this campfire for a few days. It kind of a get to know you or who you used to be kind of thing. Ever notice that in all high school movies where there is a new student there is always a scene where they introduce the groups or 'cliques' some may call them.

BUT I DON'T KNOW YOU.

Who do you stalk in the forest or on twitter etc... ?

Who have you always wanted to have a conversation with but were too intimidated or the oppertunity just never arose(HA!)?

Confess your stalkees (is that a word?!?) and love your stalkers!

<3

I'll answer inside.

Hello campers... I actually remembered it was FFAF while it was happening this week. Wooo!

So, I have to be annoying and ask for you all to find me a story.

I was reading something the other day, can't remember what, but it went like this... Bella was rich and had a one night thing with Edward, who was poorish. They were both teenagers. Bella winds up pregnant and gets kicked out of her house... It was really good. But then I lost the name of it somehow. I was able to finish what she had updated though.

Also... Are there any other stories like this one out there??

I'll be on my way home from my vacation tomorrow (12 hours in a car from South Carolina to Pennsylvania) and will need something to read on my iPhone.

Thank you!

(ps- I have nothing for your time except virtual hugs. I'm sorry)

First campfire but had to share this as I see this fic recced and mourned over a lot...

chrometurtle has updated a new story with the following message...

'I'm very sorry about the wait, to everyone who has been waiting. I have not been okay and I will try not to let it happen again. E&OMP will resume regular updates when this short story is done, for anyone who may still be interested. Thank you to everyone for your messages and reviews. I can't apologize enough.'

Am having a HUGE happy-dance that this is going to be continued!

EaOMP fanatics gather here, and send some love to chrometurtle who has obviously been having a rough time *hugs*

Confession 1: I own The Host, but I've never read it. I can't figure out why I haven't started it yet. I do want to read it. But, I guess I feel like I'll either be disappointed that it's not Twilight, or I'll be disappointed that that's all there is, or I'll be disappointed that it's better than Twilight? I don't know. Have you read The Host? If yes, what did you think? If no, why not?

Confession 2: I own Remember Me, but I haven't watched it yet. I was accidentally spoiled on the ending by Twitter, and I can't bring myself to watch, because I don't like being sad at the end of a movie. So, have you seen Remember Me? What did you think? If you haven't, why not?

And if neither of these is exciting enough for you, do you have any confessions you'd like to make? Let loose in the comments. (:

I Havent Made A Campfire In A While.
And It IS Free For All Friday! :)
So, Let's Talk Bad Boys.

Who's Your Bad Boy?
Is He A Vampire With Attitude?
Is He A Glee Kid/Football Star With A High Level Of Badassness? :)
Is He A Wizard Playing For The Wrong Team?

Tell Us! Let Us Discuss! Our Bad Boys!
And Feel Free To Post A Picture! Cause We Love Pretty!
(One Of Mine Will Be In The Comments)
 

So, LookingForHoofPrints (Lily1129 on twitter) and I have decided to jump ship on all things Twilight, and start our own NoPantsIsland where we discuss all HP related things. 

In this island of ours, we are not allowed to speak about Twilight, sorry guise. Instead, we have:

And more! 

So campers, show us what would YOU like to bring to our NoPantsIsland? 

Hot boys? Music? Books? SHARE THEM WITH US! 

just, you know, no Twilight, please. 

We are also taking applications to join our Inception team. Wanna be the chemist? The architect? The muscle? TELL US! 

So I came across this news story today:https://mail.google.com/mail/?shva=1#inbox/12a6cd3dd83c4331

Long story short, some stupid man gropes a nurse as she is pushing his laboring wife into her labor room and is blaming it on an accident he had years ago.  He is a compulsive boob grabber....Which reminds me of one Dr. Cooper from Nurse Jackie, no?

So in honor of complusive boob grabbers everywhere, here is some Dr. Coop...(Note: I do not actually condone random acts of boob grabbing...unless of course it is in fact from Peter Facinelli...I will let him slide).

Ok...I know, I know...you all hate the "I can't remember which fic this is" campfires, but this is seriously bothering me right now, so I'm going to ask away...

Someone mentioned on Twitter today, "Hey, someone needs to write a E/B fic with Risky Business-style train sex."  I said "Hey!  I've read something along that line.  Only I believe E/B had to bail either Em/Ro or A/J, or possibly all four, out of jail for getting caught."  And now I can't back up my thoughts.  All I can remember is that, and it was a fic full of pure fluff.

Someone HAS to have read this...what is it?!?!?!?!

Or really, the title should read:

WHY I LOVE IRIS JOHANSEN.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iris_Johansen

This chick has created characters that I identify with. 

She has also made me love serial killers and forensic/crime thrillers.

I also love Charlaine Harris's Harper Connelly series. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlaine_Harris

YUM, I want my own Tolliver.

Got any other good authors that do the same with forensic thrillers? 

What other authors/genres do you like to read?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! LEEEEEEET MEEEEE TRAAAAVEEEEEL BAAAACK IN TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :*( :*(

Your turn! Inner anger campfire.

I was reading an author's profile and she was recomending a story that had one the "best/favorite Edwards" she had read. This intrigued me. So please give me your 5 favorite/best Edward's/Bella's. I want read them and fall in love with them. Thanks.

EDIT: Teo pointed out it might be too hard with so many good Wards/Bellas around. I'll take your current favorite if you can.

1) I never reply to e-mails or PMs in a timely manner. ever.

2) I haven't even looked at ch14 of High Noon yet, even though 13 had a cliffhanger.

3) I never respond to my #FFs on twitter.

tell me why you suck.

or, you know, tell me why i suck. i don't mind.

I just finished reading Brown Study and it was AMAZING

Now I am in a dilemma, what next? what can follow THAT?

I have the following on top of my to read list::

Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire

Metamorphosis

Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself

Midnight Son of a Bitch

Neverending Math Equation

Which one should I read next? what do you suggest?

HELP!

I think i want a kindle or nook......I know this has been discussed before but i cant find it in old campfires and ive googled it but i trust you guys way more than google so....should i get one? which one?  Can i get on the internet with the wi-fi, not just to order ebooks but get on here or FF.net to read fanfic? Is it REALLY worth replacing a good ol paperback book????  Thanx in advance for anyone who helps me out!!! oh and HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so thanks to Photoshop, cult favorite fanfictions and active imaginations, we have a lot of amazing 'Wards' to choose from, including/not limited to:

FORTHWITHWARD 

SPIDERWARD

PUNKROCKWARD

BLISSWARD

OJWARD (hint, hint)

Those are some of the popular ones.

But, what about the Wards that haven't been written yet?

To start off, lemme give a few that were dancing around in my head last night:

Yogaward

Jockeyward

Modelward

Elvisward

Beatleward

Encyclopediaward (I don't know even who the eff this guy is)

If one of those catches your eye, go ahead and see what you can do with them. I'm not going to sue you. ;)