I just discovered this site
Dear Blank, Please Blank
(forgive me if i'm slow about finding this site out)
unfamiliar with the site? here are some examples -
Dear Cullen Family,
Please look up the definition of 'vegetarianism.'
Sincerely, Bambi.
Dear college boys hitting on me,
Thanks for buying my coffee.
Sincerely, I'm a lesbian, btw.
Dear Alaska,
Keep your politicians to yourself.
Sincerely, the other 49.
Dear World,
I watch the Watchmen.
Sincerely, Chuck Norris.
Dear Hogwarts,
Still waiting on that letter.
Sincerely, an impatient college student.
Dear Dumbledore,
I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!
Sincerely, Gandalf.
Dear Celebrity Boys,
Dump me and see what happens... I dare you.
Sincerely, Taylor Swift.
let's write some of our own, shall we?
i'll start
dear customer screaming about long lines,
have you ever shopped during the holidays before?
sincerely, employee that's ready to snap
(ok...not exactly funny...but i just needed to get that out. lol)
YOUR TURN!