your mission, dear campers, should you choose to accept it:
find the ugliest holiday sweater the internet has to offer & post a picture of it in this campfire, but here's the twist: it requires a caption. the rangers will choose the best one-two combo that makes us laugh the hardest: ugliest effin' sweater of all time, combined with the perfect commentary.
one lucky camper will win a $100 gift card to my favorite store on the planet- sephora!
so, think you got what it takes? if i could win, my entry would look something like this^^
Gimme the corn cob pipe first so i can bust like a bubble
Compton and Aspen together, know you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a snow thang, baby
Two loc'ed-out frosties goin' crazy
Different Forest is the website that pays me
Unmeltable, so please don't try to melt me
details: -one sweater and one caption per camper- no sharesies on the sweaters
-we need both sweater and caption. you forget one, you're out. (again-if you don't have a caption with your sweater-you are disqualified)
-winner will be selected by a jury of your peers the rangers.
-go to the sephora website for an incentive to win
-if you have a question, feel free to ask in this campfire
-campers are encouraged to comment on the submissions
-good luck
CONTEST OVER AS OF 10:24PM EST. WEINERS ANNOUNCED TOMORROW! STAY TUNED FOR MORE FRIVOLITY AND CONTESTS, COURTESY OF YOUR FRIENDLY FOREST RANGERS!