Hello, Ladies :)

I had a wierd dream about this boy I used to be hopelessly in love with last night, does anyone have any recs of fic were Edward falls hard for Bella, only Bella is to in love with someone else to notice. Because to be it always seems like Bella is victimized and it always the one who is victimised.

Thanks :)

PS. Huge thank you to emibella for helping me clear everything up :)

Can we please be to having a BAD Twilight Manip post?  I was just over at Twilighted and...well, yeah.

SO SHOW ME THE WORST YOU CAN FIND!!!

 Now that wtvoc has laid it down (hot, btw) it's time for Saturday Night Fill In the Blanks.

**No Lurking Allowed. We don't want to piss off LaSerenade.**

So here is how this one works:

Hi my name is ______ 

My favorite scene in Twilight is _________

My favorite scene in New Moon is _________

I am most looking forward to seeing the ______________ scene from ________(eclipse or breaking dawn)

I heard a rumor that the person below me is secretly in love with _____________

hi, campers!  ranger wtvoc here, HBIC and BAMF.

listen, i've been PMing some of you a lot lately, and well- i'm a little tired of it, so i'm gonna get samuel L. on yer asses and do a post about it. 

your campfires are amazing.  they are.

but they need to be about twilight.  'tis in the rules somewhere.

rangers post whatever they want- it's our website, and we reserve the right to do so.  if you ever notice, though- our non-twi posts are designed to getch'all involved.

so please.  keep it related to twilight, and make sure it's interactive.  if you wanna post something outside the realm of the twilight, you can private message one of the rangers and ask if it's cool.  doesn't hafta be me.  then you can put "posted with permission from that jackhole wtvoc" so that the other rangers know you asked.

okay, i don't like being a dick, so have some funnies and some pretties on me.  but really, please try to keep to the rules.  we pride ourselves on being drama and bitchfest free, and i'll kill every single campfire in here to keep up appearances.

feel free to r/c/s. my gift to you.

carry on. 

So, earlier, I had a mini rant about how I hate lurkers, and asked what people thought, and I got back a major response. First I should clarify: I don't hate all lurkers, but I hate it when someone adds me to fav stories, fav author, story alert, author alert, and don't bother to leave even a single review. 

Many lurkers lurk because they feel like it's useless to write a single line review that must have been written many times before. MOST authors love all reviews. I reply to all my reviewers, regardless of how many times they've reviewed and what their review says. I've had people review every single chapter with "great chapter. can't wait for the next one," and I was always happy to see it. I'm just sayin; all you lurkers, please don't be discouraged from reviewing something you like because you think what you write doesn't matter. I think many writers would have ditched their awesome stories long ago if it weren't for that small group of people cheering them on. 

Lurkers: try to leave one little review for every story you love, pretty please? Even if you think it's stupid, I can assure you that 99.9% of people won't. (There's always the really nasty people, but whatever)

My rant mood isn't over, but I found meself some Robporn to cheer up :)

I just got really fucking excited because Luabunny had a chapter update for Uninvited in my inbox. My eyeballs just about popped out of my head. Alas, it was not a real chapter, but it was a promise that a new one is coming. Yay! Maybe somehow she got word of my last post asking about it. Regardless I am just too happy that uninvited is not abandoned!! WOO WOO!

I had to share this because it's just so... well. watch and see.

Rangers:  I hope this was ok. 

Note Nikki's hand.  Make of it what you will.

I read somewhere that the eiplogue for this story is up.  I didn't get a notice and when I went to FF it said the story couldn't be found.  Does someone know anything about this or where I could find the eiplogue? 

Thanks. 

I have a major issue with lurkers. I mean, how long does it take for someone to write a one sentence review? But no, so few people ever bother. And it's driving me insane, so this is my rant. I hate it when people take the time to add my fic to their favorite stories and/or story alert and can't even be bothered to tell me what they thought! 

I'd rather someone give me a bad review than nothing at all.

So authors, how do lurkers make you feel?

I thought this was hilarious and wanted to share it with y'all. Enjoy :]

SpookyDan is back this year with Puppet “New Moon”:

Two videos of Taycob on The George Lopez show

Have you ever read a prologue to a fic and ever been like this is going to be epic? So... I'm searching fanfiction and I come across this. And I'm like holy shit... this actually might be good... so basically I'm going to pimp this out and pray this author doesnt fuck it up.

I would love to hang around here, and Twitter and talk smack all day...but that's not my reality.

I would love to write a FF that updated every week like clock work...but that's not my reality either.

So I want to know how you guys do it. How do you balance real life while staying in touch with all your online Twilight friends and or writing FF?

I am so out of touch most of the time because I work and go to school, and have four kids and a husband.

I see some of these people who are always on top of everything Twilight related and who Tweet nonstop and have three or four stories running at the same time, and I'm just gobsmacked. Are their houses clean...do their kids eat real meals...do their spouses get laid...do they sleep???

 I really don't know how to balance real life and Twilife, so tell me, how do you do it?

Hello again campers.

Are we all ready to play round three of caption that pic?  yes...no?  Should I just shut up and leave you alone??

Well, we'll play just one more round.

The winner of round two was Pretty_Face27...here is her caption.

Kristen: You're gunna get some of this *cups breast*, and some of this *gustures to crotch area*, later. *winks* Mwah.

Rob: *giggles like an excited school boy and tries to rearrange himself via his pocket.*

Tay: *under his breath to Chris* They're at it again.

Chris: Just smile and ignore them. I'm going to try and get kanye on stage to steal the spot light. Hey Kanye!!

Kanye: Yo, Yo, Kristen, Rob, your a great couple and everything. BUT BEYONCE AND JAYZ ARE THE BEST COUPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

and now the pic for round three.

This is getting out of hand.

What is going on? Apparently every story is being pulled. And we hear the 'why my story was pulled' and some are real and you know, understandable. A lot of stories were pulled because of the attention the fandom was getting through TFGB. And that's cool--we're not happy about it, of course, but it's cool.

No, I'm not even gonna talk about those authors. I am refering to the ones that give lame excuses.

thatgirljen posted something about AllIHaveIsYou being hacked. She writes Primal Needs. Turns out she didn't have a backup.

A while ago, we heard about hopefulhappenings09 (The Boy by the Window) being hacked too. She was also looking for someone who had saved the story, because she didn't have a backup either. 

NGL-- I believed it. I don't know why I didn't think it was unlikely, tbh. What about the backup? Never crossed my mind. Second time around, though? I'm not buying it, and apparently you lot aren't buying it either. 

I'm not saying it isn't true. It's just REALLY HARD to believe it. Who doesn't save their stories? And what about the betas? As a beta, I save every chapter of every story I've betaed, just for the hell of it. You never know what may happen, right?  It's just a tad bit too fishy, IMO. 

Do you think this might be a way for them to flounce and not admitting it to the readers might lessen their guilt? Why would people hack your accounts in the first place? Do you go around, shouting your account password from the rooftops? How did they even get the chance to hack your account? It jus seems highly unlikely, don't you think?

 Good morning foresters.

Yesterday, I decided that I will enter a twific contest. And the lovely lady even extended the deadline for me.

I'm quite giddy at the moment, trying to write, imagining my fanfiction. Am I the only one that gets this way? Tell me, campers & rangers, how do you feel when you write/are thinking about writing/update?

I feel awesome.

omg this is such a lame post.

This morning I woke up to a VERY PLEASANT EMAIL FROM A DIFFERENT FOREST

letting me know that

PASTICHE PEN has updated The Price of Permanence yet again!

I do so love a speedy updater!

You can read chaper Seven here!

And visit her cabin here>>

Title Summary: Edward Cullen is marrying the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Mature. All-human.

If you have yet to read Sin & Incivility that is available in our Storytelling area as well!

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