I have a major issue with lurkers. I mean, how long does it take for someone to write a one sentence review? But no, so few people ever bother. And it's driving me insane, so this is my rant. I hate it when people take the time to add my fic to their favorite stories and/or story alert and can't even be bothered to tell me what they thought! 

I'd rather someone give me a bad review than nothing at all.

So authors, how do lurkers make you feel?

I thought this was hilarious and wanted to share it with y'all. Enjoy :]

SpookyDan is back this year with Puppet “New Moon”:

Two videos of Taycob on The George Lopez show

Have you ever read a prologue to a fic and ever been like this is going to be epic? So... I'm searching fanfiction and I come across this. And I'm like holy shit... this actually might be good... so basically I'm going to pimp this out and pray this author doesnt fuck it up.

I would love to hang around here, and Twitter and talk smack all day...but that's not my reality.

I would love to write a FF that updated every week like clock work...but that's not my reality either.

So I want to know how you guys do it. How do you balance real life while staying in touch with all your online Twilight friends and or writing FF?

I am so out of touch most of the time because I work and go to school, and have four kids and a husband.

I see some of these people who are always on top of everything Twilight related and who Tweet nonstop and have three or four stories running at the same time, and I'm just gobsmacked. Are their houses clean...do their kids eat real meals...do their spouses get laid...do they sleep???

 I really don't know how to balance real life and Twilife, so tell me, how do you do it?

Hello again campers.

Are we all ready to play round three of caption that pic?  yes...no?  Should I just shut up and leave you alone??

Well, we'll play just one more round.

The winner of round two was Pretty_Face27...here is her caption.

Kristen: You're gunna get some of this *cups breast*, and some of this *gustures to crotch area*, later. *winks* Mwah.

Rob: *giggles like an excited school boy and tries to rearrange himself via his pocket.*

Tay: *under his breath to Chris* They're at it again.

Chris: Just smile and ignore them. I'm going to try and get kanye on stage to steal the spot light. Hey Kanye!!

Kanye: Yo, Yo, Kristen, Rob, your a great couple and everything. BUT BEYONCE AND JAYZ ARE THE BEST COUPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

and now the pic for round three.

This is getting out of hand.

What is going on? Apparently every story is being pulled. And we hear the 'why my story was pulled' and some are real and you know, understandable. A lot of stories were pulled because of the attention the fandom was getting through TFGB. And that's cool--we're not happy about it, of course, but it's cool.

No, I'm not even gonna talk about those authors. I am refering to the ones that give lame excuses.

thatgirljen posted something about AllIHaveIsYou being hacked. She writes Primal Needs. Turns out she didn't have a backup.

A while ago, we heard about hopefulhappenings09 (The Boy by the Window) being hacked too. She was also looking for someone who had saved the story, because she didn't have a backup either. 

NGL-- I believed it. I don't know why I didn't think it was unlikely, tbh. What about the backup? Never crossed my mind. Second time around, though? I'm not buying it, and apparently you lot aren't buying it either. 

I'm not saying it isn't true. It's just REALLY HARD to believe it. Who doesn't save their stories? And what about the betas? As a beta, I save every chapter of every story I've betaed, just for the hell of it. You never know what may happen, right?  It's just a tad bit too fishy, IMO. 

Do you think this might be a way for them to flounce and not admitting it to the readers might lessen their guilt? Why would people hack your accounts in the first place? Do you go around, shouting your account password from the rooftops? How did they even get the chance to hack your account? It jus seems highly unlikely, don't you think?

 Good morning foresters.

Yesterday, I decided that I will enter a twific contest. And the lovely lady even extended the deadline for me.

I'm quite giddy at the moment, trying to write, imagining my fanfiction. Am I the only one that gets this way? Tell me, campers & rangers, how do you feel when you write/are thinking about writing/update?

I feel awesome.

omg this is such a lame post.

This morning I woke up to a VERY PLEASANT EMAIL FROM A DIFFERENT FOREST

letting me know that

PASTICHE PEN has updated The Price of Permanence yet again!

I do so love a speedy updater!

You can read chaper Seven here!

And visit her cabin here>>

Title Summary: Edward Cullen is marrying the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Mature. All-human.

If you have yet to read Sin & Incivility that is available in our Storytelling area as well!

Happy reading and remember to

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I don't have much sanity left, and I would like to keep what few bits of sanity I have. Would you like to help? Help me find these two pieces of Fan Fiction please :) Pretty please with Rob-porn on top?

I clearly remember the summary saying:

"What happens when," and then something about the plot. And then, "Five becomes six." Or something like that.

Bella is the new girl, and shes bad-ass and all that, and she gets in with Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Alice and Edward who are all bad-ass too. None of them are virgins, I think.

Anyway, Jacob is a nerd. And Bella starts hanging around with him and pretending to like him, trying to get him to lose his virginity to her. I don't know whether it is a bet or not.

Then Edward gets all jelous, and Bella tells him its him she wants and not to get jelous. So inbetween playing with Jacob's mind, she is getting off with Edward.

Something like that.

It's driving me mad, and has been all week.

Please help me :)

I've pimped this before, and I'll pimp it again, and again, and again:

Where Poppies Grow  by La Serenade is the best period drama. Ever. 

I've read SO many fics where Bella is being rescued, or weak, etc. In this one, Bella is a British spy in Nazi occupied France during World War II. Her mission, though, is quite different from most; she's pretending to be the fiancee of a man in the French government. There, she meets Edward, a pianist, and the drama begins...

I haven't read many period dramas before. Anyone got another one they want to rec?

I'm always looking for some good AU. I like the real angsty stuff -- gimme character-driven, gimme fucked-up relationships, gimme DARKWARD.  

In a fandom where 2/3 of the fanfic is all-human, the AU pickings can be pretty slim, lemme tell ya.

So here's a find, peoples.  hmonster4, author of Deconstructing Dracula, just started posting her first AU:

I Know You

Check it out:  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5459412/1/I_Know_You

OMG are you reading this yet??

If YES...... did you read the update?!?!  Soooo good!

If NO.... DROP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW AND READ THIS FIC.... IT IS FUCKAWESOME!

that is all.

After being without home internet for TWO FREAKING MONTHS, and having very limited web access at work (those bitches finally caught on to me and blocked ADF, along with every other Twi/celeb/forum site known to man), I'm happy to say that Mr. Cable Guy just left my house. Rejoice, my fellow campers, for your prodigal daughter has returned. I shall never leave you again.

As God is my witness, I will never be RobPorn-less again.

Feel free to gift me with Rob pics here at my self-produced welcome home party.

P.S. Many thanks to the lovely DeeLovely for helping a sista out in her time of desperation and need. You kept me hanging in there, Dee. You deserve to have Jenny write you a story or something ;-)

For one moment, can we take the bullshit rumours about Robsten out of the equation and focus on the main topic Rob talks about when in interviews, either in magazines were said magazine may have a tendancy to twist his words to make the interview more appealing, or in a televised interview where it comes straight from the horses mouth?

Two words: Relationships. Love.

Example A: "Whenever I like a girl, I always lose them to someone else."
Example B: "Girls don't like me much."
Example C: "I'm not very lucky when it comes to love."

I have a couple of things to say to that...

To this my friend said: "Oh my God. Isn't that girl lucky? She got to hug him."

Megan Fox is the one girl I would turn lesbian for. So if Robert Pattinson of all the male actors in the world got to tap that, he should be happy.

Now, we have all heard the rumours going around about these two. Even if they aren't true, they want people to believe it is true so they can get more publicity. Saying no one likes you is not a good way to make people believe you are dating her, Rob.

...

If he is oblivious to the long line of females lusting over him, than he must be from another planet. Seriously.

Either that or hes just modest.

Though...

I have always had the feeling Rob may be gay.

What do you think?

Lettuce discuss :)

so me and the person who judged the contest were OKAY, FINE, IT WAS EMIBELLA, GOSH going over the playlists, and right before she told me what she picked, she was like I HAVE THREE AND IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE.  so i wrote down, like i said, the top 3, russian red being number one.

well dude.  we picked the exact same three lists, and we figured that had meaning.

so... i have ridiculous BK team jacob/team edward gift cards in the amount of fi' dollah for the 2 runners-up of the playlist contest...

say congrats to:

americnxidiot

and

stretchnumberssssss

wooooooooo!

americnxidiot's "i did not resurface"

stretchnumbers' list

congrats, people.  now gimme yer addresses.

now come on this thread and discuss your fave christmas songs, congratulate the weiners, bitch about how you didn't win, and future contests you'd like to see.

hello ADF lovers. can you please help me?

what is your most favorite fanfiction that has a complete chapter?

pls. help me. *drops to knees*

TANX!!

So apparently the authors page was hacked and the story was deleted and she did not have a backup. That story was so freaking good, it sucks that it will be lost forever. She was going to write a sequel too, but doesnt want to now that the original is gone. Someone out there, please tell me you saved a copy of this story on your computer and will come forward to give it to the author, I really wanted to read it! :(

So in Russian Red's winning (BTW your playlist was AH-MAZING.)

Heart's a mess= LOVE

And because the postbox is being a bitch and won't let me make a comment, I thought it would be nice how we could all share our playlists :)

And again, Russian Red LOVE THE PLAYLIST. Congrats.

http://www.playlist.com/playlist/18337070859

I'm sorry, I can't get the little player thing to work. And I thought we had to have less than 10 songs... my bad.

Bear in mind I don't have an abundance of angsty songs. This was a stretch for me.