'Twas the Night Before Christmas, Twilight Style!

I didn't write this.  Twilighters Anonymous member hexingirl did.  It's a cute offering for the Christmas Season, featuring the characters and some moments in The Twilight Saga.  

Has anyone else done a rewrite/parody of a famous poem for Twilight?

I am having a really shit time in real life at the moment, same as last August when I discovered the world of Twilight. 

Anyway my saviour is anything to do with Twilight - if its reading really good fan fics, 1st option, looking for Edward shots, 2nd option or hiding myself away at the movies to watch New Moon repeatedly, like I did last year for Twilight.

My campfire question is:

Does theTwilight world take you away from your troubles?

So I was just flicking through the television channels and a trailer for Secretary came up, you know the one with James Spader and Maggue Gyllenhall? 

Well it got me thinking and wondering of there are any stories out there like that.

Any rec's please?

What fictional character would you marry (if you couldn't marry Edward)?

Jim Halpert

or, Gregory House. even though he would never look twice at my ff writing ass

i posted this thread before, but then i deleted it... err... yeah

stolen from twat. my frand made the gif for shits and giggles though.

So I was reading the new chapter for Burn and Shine by pulsepoint.. and the thing that really interested me was the thing about Edward's sleeping habits--

“I can’t sleep in here with you,” he told me bluntly. “It’s freaking me out. Like having you right there and I don’t know I’d be asleep and you might or I might I don’t know. It’s making me sick.”

It got me thinking about my own sleeping habits... I can't have anyone come near me when I'm sleeping, I jump awake.. I scare the shit out of a few nurses when in hospital they'd come into my room while I'm sleeping to take tests and I'll jump awake before they get close to me..
If someone is sleeping in my bed, they have to be there when I go to sleep, and if I wake up in the middle of the night, they could get pushed out of the bed. And then on the other side of that is if someone is in my bed when I go to sleep, I freak out if they're not there in the morning when I wake up.
I also have this reacurring dream where this woman runs into my room, stands over at me and screams at me. She actually looks like a human version of the cat lady in the Simpsons..

So after I've probably sounded completely insane... I want to know your sleeping habits, and reacurring dreams.. have you ever had characters of books (yes Twilight) come into your dreams? have you ever had a dream of something, and within a few days it happens.. some people are said to have dreamed about their own death and then died within a week after.. (Abraham Lincoln to name one).. Would you like to experience that.. (well obviously not the dying bit, but the prophecy bit) 

Sorry this may seem mad.. But I have always found dreams really interesting.. and sleep to be honest, I used to suffer from insomnia, I'd have nightmares that haunted me and I could never sleep after them. They were always the same one..

to prove I'm not completely insane I would really like to know your thoughts.. dreams etc..

Does it count because I have mentioned Twilight, Twilight fanfiction?? and robward porn?.. :P

I'm also doing this to avoid studying Irish for a final tomorrow..

...from everyone except my sister.

So yeah… I seriously hate Alice in fanfiction, which is a shame because she’s one of my favorite characters in the books.

I feel like I read the same relationship over and over again when it comes to Alice. It doesn't matter how OOC the characters are, Bella always ends up being awesome friends with Alice, and Alice is always pushy and manipulative and Bella just lets her run her life. It's gotten to the point now where I'm mostly reading one-shots cause I get so frustrated when I have to read yet another chapter about Bella developing a friendship with Alice. And yes, I know character development is necessary- even in fanfic, but I've read so damn much of it that I really just want the juicy E/B bits (cause I'm annoying like that).

Can someone rec me some fic (primarily E/B) where Bella just hates Alice. I’ve only read two, Secrets Don’t Keep Friends and Just Like Them, that don’t follow the, “let’s be bestest-best friends and sisters!” pattern that a lot of fics seem to follow. Or better yet, can someone rec me a fic where Bella just yells at her for being a manipulative, selfish tool? Or says NO to going shopping? Or tells Alice to fuck off when she interrupts her getting it on with Edward?

Please?
 

P.S. Go Team Angela! She is awesome, use her as Bella's BFF!

Have you guys seen this?

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

This is based on the same principle as Fuck my Life or Vie de Merde (if you're French). Basically, you tell a story of how Twilight affects or affected your life and you end it with MLIT.

Some stories are just hilarious! 

Samples: 

In the ninth grade biology class I teach, there is a boy named Ed and a girl named Bella. I have paired them up for every lab assignment we have had so far in this year in hopes that they will get together. I even asked my supervisors permission to hold a blood testing day. MLIT

Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT

The other day, my teacher was trying to compare the recent Swine Flu outbreak to "the illness outbreak of 1918", but she couldn't remember what illness it was. I told her it was the Spanish Influenza, and she was quite impressed. Thank you Stephenie Meyer, for helping me in history. MLIT.

Out of curiosity, which of you authors out there are male?  Also, what about the Twilight series intrigued you enough that you decided to delve into the world of fanfic?

Ok, so I've yammered on and on about Logan.... I finally found some pics for you so you can see what he looks like.  His younger brother looks even more like RPatz than he does.... Aiden is a minor and I won't post without his mom's permission. 

Logan right after 'Twilight'

At Vampire Baseball in Portland, OR

Here is his mom Tiffany, who was an extra in the cafeteria....

Tiffany right after 'Twilight'

I'm being nosy.  again. 

Bella first saw Edward in the high school cafeteria....

Where did you meet your significant other?  Ex or otherwise.  Or anyone significant, for that matter...

Best friend?

Dog?

Nemesis?

Tell me a story of how you met someone special to ya. 

Rob in Beverley Hills? (1st Dec)

teh pretty can't get away from us bwahaha;)

Source : http://www.spunk-ransom.com/2009/12/01/robs-spotted-today-in-beverly-hills/

Source: http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/12/robert-pattinson-in-los-angeles-dec-1st.html

it's that time againnnnn

nominations are open for the Eddies & the Bellies!

you can see who's judging, who's validating, all new rules, etc.

right here

we've already gotten several complaints and the thing's been open for 3 hours, so go ahead and give it your worst in this thread.  we keep shotguns in the ranger's station

but really, any questions or comments should be sent through the email, but i'll do my best to answer them here as well.

a few things:

• if a story has been pulled, how is anyone going to read it should it get nominated?
• voting for a judge for an Eddie award is a wasted vote.  they know they're ineligible and have reconciled with that.  everyone's eligible for bellies, though.
• we are not changing any categories, no matter how many rude/condescending/insulting emails you send to every single one of our personal accounts.
• canon has a very simple definition: if you could insert the fic into the book universe and nothing changes... it's canon.  everything else is alternate universe.
• don't bother cheating.  we have ways of knowing if you've voted more than once.  there were a lot of damned cheaters last time.
• anytime you see a tweet about these awards, couldja RT it, for me?  please?
• pulsepoint is a dude.

any questions for me before i pass out?  i've been nursing sick bbs today.  i'm sweepy.

If you aren't reading and obsessing over this story then I don't think we can be friends anymore.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5346783/19/

Not sure if this was already posted or not....

I Heart Craig Ferguson hard.  Enjoy!

(and it's actually Twilight related)

Usually I only like stories with HEA. I mean, I cant stand it when you spend days staying up until 3 AM, reading the angst and drama, and the 'will they, wont they' and then they dont! It pisses me off so bad.

But, I've recently been in the mood to read something where they dont. More spefically, they cant.

I want to read something where Bella dies. I want her to bite big one. Hard.

No, I dont want her to come back as a vampire. I need her to die slow, tragic death that leaves Edward in a terrible state of mourning.

If you have any recs please let me know. Specifications: all human. canon only. rated M.

To say thnx I made my campfire all pretty : ]

and...

and of course...

kthnxbye!

OK ALL!

Who's seen this?

idk if this'll work, so here's the link... http://g4tv.com/videos/42956/Possible-Twilight-Breaking-Dawn-Footage/

I just about peed myself.

PFach is such a good sport :) In honor of Dr. Hot Bitch, let's post some pics!

Here's mine:

In case anyone is interested in seeing this movie with Anna and the somewhat famous actor named George, Genart is holding early screenings in SF, Chicago and LA and non-members can get tickets.  The one in LA also includes an afterparty

And just for fun

Ranger Edit: 

LINK:

Flying High with George Clooney

Anna Kendrick breaks through -- The actress is gaining Oscar buzz for ''Up in the Air''

Could we have our first break-out serious actor out of these kiddos?

Not THAT kind of collection.

I wanna see all your Twilight goodies. Sadly, my net is being a bitch and I can't show like the dvd and shit but otherwise, It's pretty skint.

I wanna see YOUR collections. Do you guys write notes on the books? Post its? Vivid? Show us now :)

twitter/lolarious

I'm always on.

I can however show you the books and how I like mine in pristine condition

And something to entertain Kristen