DELETED USER

I bring you THE TRUTH ..because i'm drunk

Friday February 12, 2010 at 9:27 PM

Oh Hai Campers!
I've been gone all day and upon my return to my home on the interwebz, a few things caught my attention.
I want to be the FIRST to welcome to the forest, our NEW RANGER...
EDWARD CULLEN!!
am I the only one who saw him lurking among the bushes?  shame on you, campers...
He deserves a proper hello.

YO EDWARD! I SENT YOU A PM AND I EXPECT A RESPONSE!!

nExt on the agenda...

I need to bring attention to a certain issue I am having with a certain... man

Campers, I am being stalked.

He's clever though, this one.  He's sneaky.  I suppose, due to my marital status, he considers this to be discretion.

But I call is SUBLIMINAL SEDUCTION.

Yes, he wants me.  the writing is on the wall.

Who, you ask?

none other than... ROBERT PATTINSON

I have proof...

So there's no denying that over the course of the past few months, Dear Robert and I have had a few encounters.  (you all know what i'm talking about)
Now he is using the media to demonstrate his affection...no, his OBSESSION with me.

Exhibit a:
he's looking right at me~~


Exhibit b:
he's looking at the lady's boobies.
I have boobies.
He's practically looking at MY boobies! (it's a conspiracy..and mine are better)

Exhibit c:
...and this is just so painfully obvious..
Really Robert, you can be more craetive than this...

 
She's holding a camera.
I AM A PHOTOGRAPHER.

gah it's so obvious

HE WANTS ME.  He's calling me out.

Well I've got your number, Pattinson.

ALSO NOTE....the lady had a back roll. jandco and i are totally down with that...it's not bad.  but it points to ONE THING....

Rob don't want no skinny bitch

he wants a WOMAN

don't you see?

not just ANY woman

a GROWN ASS WOMAN

So my message to ROBERT IS THIS:

Bring it, Pretty Boy.

No need for the weak attempts at getting my attention.

YOU HAVE IT....I'M A SURE THING....COME GET IT!!

***

thsnk you, and good night

wolvesnvamps

Want some more?

Friday February 12, 2010 at 8:58 PM

ROBERT IN VOGUE.

Jess, pixie, Lillybellis and I still haven't recovered from the DETAILS pics.

Vicky Connoly

Smallville Hottie

Friday February 12, 2010 at 8:16 PM

Hi Everyone,

This is my first Campfire!

I flounced Smallville due to crappy writing (except for a couple of episodes written by Geoff Johns), but I came across it tonight and stayed for a minute. I know HMonster fancies Tom Welling, as do I, but that show has another handsome hero: the Green Arrow.

This is Justin Hartley, The Green Arrow and One-time Aquaman:

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.tinypic.com/28tbz3q.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>

If the pic doesn't work, here is the actual link:

http://i45.tinypic.com/28tbz3q.jpg

The CW/WB didn't pick up Aquaman, but you can find the pilot on Itunes. It's worth checking out.

I still prefer Rob, but hey... 

(here goes nothing... *clicks start campfire*)

lasmke

RPattz talks hot,steamy sex scenes

Friday February 12, 2010 at 7:47 PM

 Robert Pattinson was nervous about his sex scenes with Uma Thurman in new movie 'Bel Ami'.

The hunky 'Twilight' actor gets hot and steamy with the screen beauty in the film - in which he plays Parisian journalist Georges Duroy - but insists it was far from erotic because of the movie's plot.

He said: "The sex scenes with Uma are kind of disturbing.

"Her character Madeleine kind of uses sex as a sort of weapon and my character thinks like an animal. There are a lot of sex scenes in this film, so I'm asking quite a lot of myself, and with lots of different people as well."

The movie is a big screen adaptation of French author Guy de Maupassant's 19th Century novel 'Bel Ami' in which ambitious young Georges sleeps his way to the top.

 ....

Uh, Rob, baby... I don't think you could ever put too many sex scenes in a movie for me. *faints*

SOURCE

 

Tor

NATIONAL PRIDE

Friday February 12, 2010 at 7:24 PM

 

 

OPENING CEREMONIES WATCH-A-LONG

karalynn79

HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!

Friday February 12, 2010 at 7:12 PM

Hey Everybody!! Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. With it being free all I thought I would share a bit with everyone. I've only been around for a couple of weeks, but everyone seems really cool.

About 2.5 miles from my house there is this little bar I love to hang out in. It's nice and homey and the people are GREAT!!! It is managed by one of my best friends and he also happens to play live every friday night. This is one of his videos that is on Youtube. We enjoy him greatly and I hope you guys do too.

HeBelongstoMe

What is your vocation?

Friday February 12, 2010 at 6:41 PM

 

What do you do? School? Mommy or Daddy? Career track? What was/is your dream job growing up? Are you happy with where you are? What would you change?

I need inspiration right now. I want to hear stories of ass kicking individuals in this forest. I want to know that there are people following their dreams and achieving their goals!

 

 

I'm aware that this is a bit too "girl power" for some. Give me a break though, I can't be cynical all the damn time.

fanfareforrob

I want him between MY legs

Friday February 12, 2010 at 6:12 PM

Robert's Details magazine cover

UNF UNF UNF

 

wtvoc

NEW KICKS OMG

Friday February 12, 2010 at 5:27 PM

check out my new chucks omg

 

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mr. wtvoc, to the mini wtvocs: boys, i'm a sucker.

mini wtvocs: why, daddy?

mr. wtvoc: because i can't say no to something that makes your mother that happy.

wtvoc: YESSSS MAMA NEEDED A NEW PAIR OF SHOES, SUCKAH

discuss times you got something unexpected and amazing

alternately, discuss how messy the area next to your desk is.

DELETED USER

Happy Valentine's Day (Early)

Friday February 12, 2010 at 5:24 PM

Ok so these are for all of YOU. From US (me and my offspring)

 

                           

skittlebox

Hello...

Friday February 12, 2010 at 4:53 PM

 

 

 Hey. I'm Becky. *waves* I've lurked here for a quite a while now... but I decided to crawl out and say 'hi'. So... hi.

 

 I have a chronic fear of emerging into the scary interwebz from my hiding place, but everyone here seems pretty nice. So I thought I would introduce myself, and hopefully even contribute now and then :o

 

 For taking up your time, I bring you this pretty little thing here. 

 

Wordy

Peculiar Pictures

Friday February 12, 2010 at 4:34 PM

 

I’m being a bit of an arsonist this evening and starting loads of camp fires.
I received these pic’s today while at my desk in work. Of course they had to be circulated.
What strange and wonderful pic’s do you have that you want to share with a nosey cow who’s drunk too much!
I give you Fly's....
 
     
 
   
 

Wordy

Fixing up the Famous Ones

Friday February 12, 2010 at 3:49 PM

 

With VD around the corner I feel the need to spread the love.
Let’s fix up the beautiful ones. This is my love connection moment. What’s yours??
  
Deny

Cry because of a song every single time?

Friday February 12, 2010 at 3:47 PM

Did you ever cry because of a song.Of course you get touched and stuff but I have to cry really every single time when I hear Ruby's Arms from Tom Waits.I can remember exactly when I heard it the first time, I was in the car of my dad and driving god knows where and then I just started crying ,not the heavy sobs just you know tear by tear,the kind of crying you just recognize when someone tolds you or you touch your face,like it has touched your heart so fast that your mind couldn't follow...and he was just like: "Crap!Did I say something or what should I do...call your mum?!...Well he kind of freaked out. He really cannot handle situations like that..at that time I didn't know about Twilight but now I have to say that it reminds me of Charlie :)

and know you might be thinking she heard the song so many times and she has to be used to it but..noooo the same reaction every time...

am I crazy?Imean I know I am weird maybe :)

so tell me about your experiences with the songs which made you burst out into tears?a special story to them?

comments...

 

DELETED USER

My Free-For-All Rant

Friday February 12, 2010 at 3:28 PM

My Free-For-All Friday is not a happy one.

I am all emotional and in pain from well, you know, and I am imming with my twife who thinks she's channeling me and wants to die to. (pun intended). Except I'm channeling her pain because she's on the East end of the country and I am in the West.

I love the Winter Olympics.  Always has been my favorite. I was looking forward to the Opening Ceremonies tonight, and just got this in my box.

I have seen the photos (which I will not post out of respect for the family, etc.)

So My thoughts are with the family and all of the athletes.

 Do any of you watch the Olympics? Do think  that the scientific and technological advances in equipment and track design have helped or hindered sports in general?

Article link inside (No graphic photos)

So Kake and I really want Joe and Jess to make us feel better.

~End of Emotional Rant~

fate.of.gabriel

A 9.875 on the Random-Meter...

Friday February 12, 2010 at 3:26 PM

Jamiaica or Costa Rica?

I'm spending part of my summer volunteering (and before you attempt to heap false praise on my head, I only volunteer in coastal regions with tropical temps. that allow scuba diving, beach time, and lots of rum on the weekends)  and I've narrowed it down to slightly outside of Kingston Jamaica, or Liberia, Costa Rica.

So what I wanna know is:  have you been to either?  What are the urban areas like?  How difficult is the language barrier if I speak neither Patois or Spanish well?  How hard is it to deal with the currency?  Are the people friendly?  How about the food?  The water?  Public transportation?  

What's there to do for fun?

I'm a frequent traveller, but up until now I haven't made it to Central America or The Carribean, so I'm why opened to suggestions!   And if you haven't been to either, tell my why you would pick one over the other in theory!

 

 

wolvesnvamps

Weekend plans?

Friday February 12, 2010 at 2:57 PM

 

Tell us all about your weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!

IChimpz69

Calm me down...

Friday February 12, 2010 at 2:47 PM

 Okay, so I'm writing this one-shot.

It's for the ADF's Happy Valentine's Day Emmett Challenge. (Contest? idkidk) Anyhow, somehow through writing it, it became Bella/Emmett.

Now, I know Emibella might like it (I mean, come on. XP Most of us have read her story - or you should.), but I'm worried about other people liking it. Why? idk. I've gone pass non-canon before...

Wayy pass. Roseward, Alice/Heidi, Edward/Tanya (in a drabble), and I might be doing a Jessica/Edward fic. XP Haha, so I'm not worried too much about that. XP

I don't know. Have you ever got worried about sumbitting a fic thinking no one will like it because of the pairing? Calm me down or something, I need to write. XP

And............discuss.

:)

Edit : For real, I'm freaking out and idk why.

mo kagen

The Fic Bridge : Grateful to the Readers

Friday February 12, 2010 at 1:49 PM

http://theficbridge.blogspot.com/2010/02/grateful-to-readers.html

 

The authors who are participating in the event are doing so in an act of gratitude for the support you give by reading their stories.

 

On February 28, 2010, every author who is participating will update one of their stories.

fresh_princess27

Bella's Eighty-Eighth Birthday Bloopers

Friday February 12, 2010 at 1:42 PM

Hilarious!  The bloopers to the Twilight spoof, Bella's Eighty-Eighth Birthday!  :)

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