jandco

Infamous Fics.

Sunday March 7, 2010 at 10:47 AM

What are the top ten most infamous twi-fics?

Not the top favorite.

Not the most hated.

Just the most infamous.

You can put up your top ten or offer suggestions as to what should be on the list.

ready...set...go!

cranberryshades

He makes the good girls go bad!

Sunday March 7, 2010 at 10:45 AM

 

 

Please don't hate me for the Cobra Snake - the song is catchy!

So, cutting to the chase - anyone have any recc's [check me out with e-slang!] with bad boy Edward turning good girl Bella bad....but not like, Mutual Assured Destruction bad - I'm a sucker for happy endings.

Robs loves you all long time!

jandco

Support Something Local.

Sunday March 7, 2010 at 10:15 AM

Got a favorite local band?  Restaurant?  Artist?  Is there something spectacular going on in a location near you that you think we should know about?

Tell us.  Pimp, baby, pimp.

Mine is inside.

DELETED USER

Bad pick up lines inspired by fanfiction?

Sunday March 7, 2010 at 7:06 AM

 I saw this was posted about on another campfire and I felt I had to share my interesting encounter from last night.

So I was sitting outside a pub smoking (don't judge me it was minus something last night so I feel I've payed through hypothermia for my bad habit.) and these two guys walk by looking at me and my friend and the conversation went something like this (this isn't word for word 'cos to be honest It's all kind of a blur, lol)

Guy: Hi

Me: Umm hi?

Guy: I was walking by and I sensed our connection and I thought I could keep walking or I could act on what we know.

Me: I'm sorry?

Guy: Our connection, you felt that spark to I know you did.

(At this point I'm sitting there confused and my friend has pulled her turtle neck up over her mouth and is shaking with laughter)

Me:Umm no I don't think so, I was just having a cigarette.

Guy: Can I sit down?

Me: actually we're kind of having a private conversation, sorry.

Guy: That's ok I won't stay long. We can chat for longer when I take you out.

By this point my friend is making strange snorting sounds from trying to stifle her laughter and now i'm starting to crack up.

Guy: So are you gonna tell me your name

Me: Well actually I have a boyfriend so....

Guy: Yeah I understand that but I think we both know what's going on here and we shouldn't fight it.

My friend is now making strange strange noises and practically has her whole face buried in her jumper and is shaking with laughter so much she looks like she is having an epileptic fit.

Me: To be honest I have no idea what's going on.

Guy: Us this connection, do you know how rare this is.

 At that moment my boyfriend appeared from in side the pub and let me tell you I have never been so happy to see him, lol.

But seriously WTF was that??????

All I could think was are guys reading fan fic and picking up tips because that whole conversation felt like it had been lifted out of a badly written fan fic story. Now if they picked a good story it could work in there favour but if i'm honest what seems cute/sexy/sweet in a fic if it were to occur in real life could seem a little creepy, lol.

Or am I being overly harsh and a little jaded with the guy? While I found it a little creepy and weird would other view it as romantic?

Obviously if this man had said it my reaction may have been a little different:

Thoughts?

 

 

kathi754

Can You Tell Me Why?

Sunday March 7, 2010 at 3:01 AM

  Hello!  It's 2am, I'm bored at work as usual but thinking DEEP thoughts this time...Well 1 deep thought any way!  Sadly I've only been into twilight for less than a year (hanging head in shame) and recently came across some ancient history that told of when Rob was picked for the first movie, alot of fangirls screamed bloody (ha!) murder about it!  There were even petitions going around saying he was too UGLY for Edward?!  What is WITH you people?!  Are there still any of you out there?  IMHO= Yikes!  

NIGHT RANGER

Honesty Post

Sunday March 7, 2010 at 12:15 AM

Call 'em like you see 'em folks.


 
MrsJakeBlack

bfd

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 10:31 PM

bubblyboxofsavings

Vice Versa

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 10:16 PM


 

so, today i was thinking...

is there a fic out there that's like scotch, gin, and the new girl, but reversed?

like, douchey bella, smart, sassy edward?

wait. i mean:

bitchy bella, and down to earth, snarky edward?

HALP ME!

 
DELETED USER

'A Rough Start' updated

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 9:40 PM

BellsNWhistles

She's sneaky, she is...

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 9:08 PM

THE CANNABEAN BETROTHAL UPDATED AND I FECKING MISSED IT!  www.adifferentforest.com/Fiction/Default.aspx

WHY, YOU ASK?

O. 

I WAS READING "VOLITION" BY ROCHELLE ALLISON. www.fanfiction.net/s/5115662/1/Volition  (PLLLEEEEAAASEEE can we put this one up here?)

I KEEP RECCING THESE STORIES AND NO ONE LISTENS...well, 2bfy.

A ROUGH START JUST UPDATED HOLY CRAP MY SAT NIGHT JUST WENT UP IN SMOKE!!!!  WOOHOO!!!  www.adifferentforest.com/Fiction/Default.aspx

Lillybellis

WCWWYLTLI?

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 7:17 PM

So, today I was watching Dudley Do Right snippets on YouTube.  Don't ask why, just go with it.

For your viewing pleasure:

Anyway, I was watching and I thought to myself, "What ever happened to the moustacioed, top hat-wearing villain?  Do damsels in distress still get tied up to railroad tracks?  Would Dudley Do Right look like Jay Leno x 1000000 if he were real life flesh and blood?

My mind got working.  What kind of cartoon world would I like to live in?  I hate dinosaurs and using my feet to move my car, so The Flintstones are out.  I don't care for the color yellow, so The Simpsons are out.  Wonder Woman?  Maybe.  But she fights crime and I'm just a bit lazy.  So I came up with this:

 

 

THE JETSONS, YES, THAT'S RIGHT.  You get to fly around in your space cars, which, btw, FOLD UP INTO BRIEFCASES.  You don't have to cook, because all of your food is in pill form.  And, you can have a robot maid who, well, may at some point outsmart you and take over your household, but still...it's a risk I'm willing to take.

So, Campers, I ask you this:  Which cartoon world would you like to live in?  

reesa710

No way of speaking.

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 6:45 PM

argh!  I have LARYNGITIS!

and while that make those closest to me clap with joy so that they don't have to hear me bitching about it- I am PISSED.

I get laryngitis CONSTANTLY- which is weird- since I am not a singer, dont live in a dry climate- or an elevated one. I'm not that much of a talker, even. Sooooo I had to cancel my fantastic night out and am sitting in my living room with hot tea and brandy- a scarf and a very angry expression. argh

 

So of course now I am looking for a fic. Any where Bella or Edward can't communicate somehow?

Mute, lost their tongue in a weird straw accident? stuck in a foreign land and only know how to say, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?"

 

Someone? Anyone? Bueller?

 

 

 Oh- and any home remedies besides the usual, honey/hot tea/gargle with salt?

 

:(

DStaying

eBook Benefit for Victims of Hate and Violence

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 6:37 PM

(This campfire was approved by WolvesNVamps because she's awesome.)  :)

Hello :)
I have heard a rumor that someone is planning to do one of those "Let's write a story for DefinatelyStaying on her birthday" things for my birthday (March 17th).
While I love and appreciate you for doing it, I had a slightly different idea. I was thinking of channeling that creative energy into a benefit for victims of hate and violence.  They are far more deserving of the effort. :)


What is the benefit?
My friends and I are going to put together an original fiction eBook including all of the (published and unpublished) authors that choose to participate. The eBook will include all kinds of stories - gay, straight, romance, paranormal, any kind of original short story that the authors choose to write. This eBook will be a gift from us to anyone that donates to a cause geared towards the aid of victims of violence and forwards us the receipt.

We will accept story submissions through April 30th, beta'd through the month of May, and sent out Memorial Day weekend in honor of those lost in acts of hatred and violence.

What kinds of organizations?
Organizations that help victims of violence because of their gender, age, sexual orientation, race, religion, etc.  Some organizations that we've found to support are:

Matthew Shepard Foundation -
http://www.matthewshepard.org/site/PageServer
Amnesty International -
https://takeaction.amnestyusa.org/site/c.jhKPIXPCIoE/b.5074883/k.842C/Make_a_donation/apps/ka/sd/donorcustom.asp
Human Rights Watch -
http://www.kintera.org/site/c.nlIWIgN2JwE/b.4542089/k.2D56/Donate_Now.htm
Rainbow World Fund -
http://rainbowfund.org/donate/

If you know of others and would like them added to the list, just send an email to
eBookBenefit@gmail.com.


How can you help?
Sign up as an Author:
https://spreadsheets0.google.com/viewform?formkey=dGhnLXVTa2RmbllPR0xGalhKR1l5UXc6MA
By March 17th

Donate to a cause (By May 29th)
Make sure to forward your receipt to
eBookBenefit@gmail.com)


Enjoy your eBook
To be sent out Memorial Day Weekend


Follow the Benefit
Twitter:
http://www.twitter.com/eBookBenefit
Website:
http://ebookbenefit.blogspot.com/


Please tell anyone that you think would be interested, and feel free to email us with your questions, your comments, or just your support.


Thank you!
- DefinatelyStaying

jandco

Saturday Night Fever.

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 5:26 PM

It's Saturday night!  YAY!  For many, this means going out.  Or it did once upon a time anyway.  I want to know about YOUR Saturday nights.

Ever picked up or been picked up at a bar?

What's the best or worst pick up line you've ever heard?

Or.

What is the oddest/funnest/most ridiculous thing that has happened to you while out on a Saturday night?

Mine will be inside.

Yeah.  That's a Hilary Duff song.  Judge me.  Do it.

hmonster4

Lettuce Play a Game

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 5:24 PM

 It's Sat night - indies validations and notifications are done - and I am baked.  I need a little fun and silliness....

So tell me...

1. who is the one person on ADF you don't know that you'd like to know better?

2. What update is making you squeal these days?

3. What is your fave one shot?

4. If you could have drinks with 2 twi characters and 3 campers, who would they be and where would you go?

5. What part of an oreo do you eat first?

Now go...

charlyfarly3

Brooders?

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 3:02 PM

Ok, so I was watching the ENews thing with Ryan Seacrest and when Pierce mentioned about Rob having a Phd for brooding- which, by the way made me Laugh Out Loud - it got me thinking "Ok, we know Rob is excellent at doing it, but who else does?" James Dean, yeah, yeah but who else?
To make it a little fairer, no vampire actors included eg. Vampire Diaries, True Blood etc. Cause, they all act kinda broody to me, don't you think?

I posted this because I actually CANNOT THINK OF ANY! I am such a shame to myself.

jesuiscamille

A Story about Chile

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 1:38 PM

 Hello lady campers, I've never done this before, and I truly hate to disturb you all with this, but I need you to hear the story about my country. I know we use the Twilight world as an escape of real life, but real life here got a lot harder for many Chileans

Chile is a very long and arrow country located at the very bottom of south America, it is often refer to as "the last place on earth" since Chile practically ends where the Antarctica begins.

My name is Camila, and I live in the middle, in the fifth region called Valparaiso. On February nth at 3.35 am a massive 8.8 magnitude earthquake hit our ground. I'm 23 years old, and let me tell you something, I had never seen my house move the way it did that night. Most of the things in my room ended up in the floor while I tried to get to the door to stand under the arch and pray to God for the earth to stop moving. Immediately after the 2 plus minutes earthquake we where in the dark, there was no power in my house (this lasted for almost 2 days). My dad and I quickly made our way downstairs to see how much damage our home had suffered. Fortunately there were only a couple of broken glasses and some bottles. We where thankfully safe.

For the first hour after the quake we didn't know exactly what had happened or where was the epicenter, since there was no electricity or radio. Finally we manage to tune the only radio station working, and we learned  that the epicenter was at the Maule region where the magnitude had reach the impressive 8.8. Here in Valparaiso it was only a 6.5 to 7 magnitude.

Even tho my country has an history of seismic activity I was immediately scared and concerned about the possibility of a tsunami hitting us too. The authorities however said there was no alert of one. They were wrong, almost 30 minutes after the quake we where struck by several tsunamis, which only added to the destruction caused by the earthquake, sweeping entire villages in the most affected areas. 

In Concepcion, one of the largest cities of my country, there was only chaos. The destruction was intensified by the mayhem that overtook the city. The people there had no power, no water, they practically didn't know what was happening on the rest of the country. Many of them had no houses anymore, nor clothes or food.

Despite of the fact that the magnitude here was a lot stronger than Haiti, we are not as destroyed as they are. But we still need help to rise our country back on its feet.

I'm not asking for you to put together another big auction, like you did for Haiti, cuz I don't know if that its even possible. But I'm asking you to do what little you can to contribute to Chilean relief. We are trying to get back to normal, any granito de arena (grain of sand) will help us.

The lovely greeen goldfish posted here an offer to anyone who wish to contribute, she'll give you 10 chapters in advance of her latest fic Courting Achilles 

 

Here I'll leave you some galleries so you can appreciate the damage we suffered, since the earthquake and its aftershocks (that don't seem to stop, we've been having them for over a week)

www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/03/chile_three_days_later.html

www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/03/01/world/20100301-chile-earthquake-photos.html

Thanks in advance ladies, we really appreciate any kind of help

EndellionSinClaire

The Ravishing of Robert Pattinson

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 1:11 PM

I found this to be a good article. Maybe not the most popular view of the whole thing but it brought up what I think are some good points.

Opinions? i'm sure we've all got em. Although, the " This is the price you pay/he knew what he was getting into" get's a bit old. Bah, whatever.

In a recent survey of 130,000 women by iVillage Entertainment, 87% said they would trade their husband for British actor Robert Pattinson. Clearly, some of them were kidding. The rest will just have to accept that the 23-year-old Mr. Pattinson, like the romantic vampire Edward Cullen he embodies in the "Twilight" movie series, is unlikely ever to cross their paths outside the realm of dreams.

Until now, most of those dreams were sweet or at least private ones. Yet as Mr. Pattinson made the rounds in New York this week to promote his new, nonvampire movie, "Remember Me," the spectacle of his sexploitation—how else to put it?—was grotesque. What's being wrecked is the essence of his appeal, and he's really not old enough to safeguard it.

Whatever Pattinson-appreciation is built on, the gateway drug for most women (and fewer men) is Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight," a classic saga of young love. The twist is that Edward hasn't been human since he was bitten by a vampire in 1918, and yet he soulfully strives to protect Bella, the ordinary girl who returns his affection, from his own monstrous fate.

smith

A beautiful man with the will and strength to maintain eternal devotion? A few joyless types missed the big picture and veered off on tangents about stalking and other tedious subjects. But most girls got it instantly, and adult women perked up as if from a torpor—even if they could only sneak off to Robsessedpattinson.com and other Web sites after the children and a resentful husband or boyfriend were asleep. Then, they talk about Mr. Pattinson as if he were their own personal brand of heroin. "I'm addicted," a mother of four laments. "When will it end?" "O.M.G. When will we wake up?" types someone else. "When he's 40? 50?"

After more than a year of mainstream-culture derision aimed at so-called twitards, vindication of a kind arrived in the March issue of a trendy men's magazine, Details. There, a headline finally asks the $64,000 question: "So the Woman You Love Has the Hots for a Vampire. What Does That Say About You?" Nothing good. But the worm turns again elsewhere in the same issue, in a creepy photo spread where Mr. Pattinson appears fully clad but looking dwarfed and diminished by a towering phalanx of naked female models.

Of this demeaning experience, Mr. Pattinson later had the insouciance to remark that it was made bearable by a hangover. The fangs are out for him, however. As one woman blogged about the Details shoot, he is now "the most objectified young man of modern times." Throw in the sexual catcalling and increasingly smutty questions from interviewers, and he probably "spends half his life having femininity (for good or bad) thrust in his face."

Jimmy Fallon, bless him, put his guest up a tree for a funny skit Monday. Back in the studio, though, the banshees wailed so crazily that both men looked wary and Mr. Pattinson said: "Help."

Fat chance. On ABC's "The View" Tuesday, even the presence of Mr. Pattinson's parents and sisters in the audience could not prevent the lady interviewers of a certain age from instigating talk of intimate body parts, male and female.

All this, and worse, is now rushing toward a man whose greatest asset has been not just a handsome face, but an apparent abundance of youthful innocence. It has allowed young girls to imagine a happy future, and moved older women to tears with the memory of a happier past.

Now that Mr. Pattinson is a bona fide Hollywood commodity, a maw is opening to devour him. Even Edward Cullen couldn't stop that.

Ms. Smith is a member of the Journal's editorial board and a TV critic

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703862704575099273774668454.html?mod=WSJ_latestheadlines

 

chicklet

Rec me, baby, one more time

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 11:54 AM

I know, i know, we ALL hate the AH high school fic. 

Except...I don't.  I LOVE them.  I can't get enough, and right now, I need recs!

I've read a lot of them - Scotch, Gin and the New Girl IS my favorite fic of all time, afterall. 

I'm reading How to Save a Life. 

 

I like smut, but would prefer something that's not pwp.  I only want E/B or Jella fics. 

C'mon campers - hit me with your best shot!

For your time:

 

DELETED USER

Poor Rob, has to work on a Saturday. Life is hard.

Saturday March 6, 2010 at 11:35 AM

Pics from the set of Bel Ami this morning.

 

I want to see him in costume for the orgy scene.

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