Hello, campers.

I am here to beg and plea and then beg some more for your help. I read a one-shot half an hour ago and IT JUST WON'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

Wanna know what it was about? Charlie. And Bella. Having sex. And it was consensual.

I'm traumatized.

The author only puts the warning "unusual paring" in her summary and you have no way of knowing that you're about to read about a fucking incest. *shudders*

So yeah, I'm deeply disturbed and extremely irked by Charlie at the moment. And Bella, too. An I know I have no reason to be, but I just keep having this mental image in my brain, and gah... So I need a good (or several?) one-shot about canon Charlie (you know, the overprotective papa bear we all love), and some E/B fluff, too. Any recs?

Please, help a girl in need? Pretty please?

I saw this over on eclipsemovie.org and about DIED!

I've not seen a parody quite like this before...unless of course you count the one with legos...

That is all.

Let's talk about fics that you find REALISTIC.

What fic made you believe it all the way through? What fic did you relate to the characters and the plotline so much that you swore the author was spying on you? Even if not a whole fic, have you ever read some really relistic moments?

I found Unexpected by Ooohlala pretty true to life. Don't ask me for the link. It's been pulled. Sucks, I know.

I don't know what picture represents things that are realistic. When I google imaged it, it was gross. So thank me for just posting this instead (and thanks to patsy robinson for making it):

I should be working on my CV and a job application right now but oh procrastination how I love thee.

We see a lot of requests for fic suggestions on ADF and I just had a sudden flash of inspiration.  

What if...there was a site which worked like a database of good fics which made it easy to search for what you wanted?  It wouldn't host the stories, just link to them, and readers could suggest them as they stumbled upon them.  People could also add 'tags' to each story to make it easy to find similar stories.

So, fr'instance, you fancy a rich Edward like Lara79 a few campfires back.  You pick a tag closest to that description and see what comes up.

I'd love to make it reality but I don't think my technical knowledge is anywhere near good enough to create this (I can use HTML and CSS and systems like Access and Excel...and I do tend to pick things up quickly but I've never gone anywhere near database code like PhP before).

So...is there anybody technically minded out there that would want to work with me on this?  OR can anyone suggest free/cheap software that would actually make this a piece of cake to create?  Like I said, I learn quickly.  I've used things like Sharepoint before as well (also have access to Dreamweaver and MS Expressions Web).  Maybe it's not as complicated as I think it would be...

Let me know if you think this is a lame idea as well so I can get over being all excited about it and go back to doing what I should be doing.

To inspire you

P.S.  This Page a Ranger business...I was going to check this fire was okay to post but didn't know how to go about asking.  Do I just pick one of you from the PM boxes next to 'Start a Campfire'?  Cause you all scare me a little (I'm a yellow-bellied coward) and I had no idea who to pick.

Edit: I'm in the UK and it'll soon be time for my beddy-byes, so I may not be able to respond for a while (I can't seem to reply to ADF threads on my phone).  However if you PM me I should be able to read any genius ideas and if you leave an email address I can reply directly.  I'm not a crazy psycho stalker I promise.  

Remember Me

1 hr. 53 min.
(PG-13), for violence, sexual content, language and smoking

I thought maybe The Grove would be a good idea because...

1. Look! lots of showtimes to choose from :)
2. There's parking ($2 with validation)
3. It's a crowded public place so we don't have to be too afraid of meeting strangers.
4. We can pop over to the Farmers Market for beer/wine/milkshakes afterward if we want to socialize.

Let me know what y'all think & what TIME looks good. We should buy a block of tickets ASAP, I think.

EDIT: okay, so the 4:15 or 7:05 show at the ARCLIGHT.

me, prefer brunettes, O'Hale, and ericaL...

and everyone else is LAME, right?

EVERYONE WHO'S DOING THIS LA REMEMBER ME THING SHOULD PM ME SO I CAN BUY A GROUP OF SEATS TOGETHER.

 Hey,

I know you guys must get fed up with suggestion requests. But I have no where else to turn due to the fact I'm in the fan fic closet!!!!!!

So please take pity on me  pleeeeeeease.....

I'm looking for a rich successful edward and a Bella that's not a super business woman or an heiress, just a normal girl getting by. They can be set in high school too cos i love those fics, ha ha. Yeah I know, but I can't help it.

Also happy for Edward to be a bit of a player but please no bitchy player Bellas cos I've already read two fics like that today and i need a change. As you can tell I'm having one of those 'I can't stop reading days'.

Anyway I'm happy for angst/fluff whatever you guys think.

Along with my desperate begging I'll add this as a little thank you : )

Now that we've seen the teaser trailer and aren't afraid to say we're more than a little disappointed with the outcome is there something that your worried about?

Like what if the book wasnt honored like it should be.

The director choice. This guy has only created 2 movies, not including Eclipse, and they were thrillers. Other than that all he's directed have been music videos. Couldn't they have picked someone with more experiance and someone who knew more about this specific genre of the movie? Jesus they know millions will watch it they could have tried a little hard.

Or my biggest Complaint.

That god awful wig of Kristens. That damn thing will surely bug me throughout the movie.

I love Kristen till death really, but honestly her acting in the series hasn't been that great. Could have been worse but not great.

So what are you worried about?

Hello! I'm wondering if someone can help me locate some fics that went "poof" from my fanfic list....What happens in vegas follows you home, and The live in position, both from the same author (and i'm embarrased to say i don't know the name)...Anyways, does anyone know if she's posting at another site? Thanks in advance :)

lolll

XXX

So, if you're just as curious as I am and can't wait to know how the official trailer is going to be, I brought you this! But please remember, it contains spoilers! Well, not really if you've read the book, but anyway, better safe than sorry, right?

Check the comments for more! :)

ETA: I don't know if this information is true or where did it come from, I just wanted to share. And please, forgive me for my bad english!

Source: Lion_Lamb

So, I'm here to shamelessly pimp my new story, A World Away.

This was originally a one shot for the Officer and a Gentleman contest, put on by the PPSS, but I'm continuing it. Chapter 2 just went up today!

I hope you'll take a look!

Betsy (wandb)

Fics that own me right now are below...So what fics own you at the moment?
I started with 10, but a couple extras found their way on the list ;)


Expectations and other moving pieces by chrometurtle

Disappear Here by h32mh32m

High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType

How to Save a life by unholy.obsession

The groupie by JustForkIt

Bella Swan's Dating Guide by Pears13

Caravaggio by meimei42

Elemental by tallulahbelle

summer of salt by lola_pop

all of me by flibbins

beautiful, dirty rich by kiki blue

Duty and Desire by Aspenleaf

Purgatory: A Love Story by americnxidiot

I'm sad.

I have a habit of doing what I call 'flouncing'. Every few months after camping out in a fandom for a while, I suddenly get the urge to go check out a different 'go to' fandom.

I realized this behavior the other day when a fav story in the Harry Potter SS/HG 'ship updated. I've been waiting years for an update, and it finally became active again.   I pulled a 'OH sh!t!! I gotta go, sorry Twiverse!!' and camped out in the other fandom for a solid week.

...and now I'm back, and MotU, UoEM, River Dam, and a whole bunch of other have updated, and I'm happy as a clam.

I think having other fandoms to fall into occasionally is a good thing. It keeps the 'magic' of what attracts me to a particular fandom and pairing fresh, and I fall in love with it all over again when I return.

My Question to you:

What is YOUR flounce fandom and why? Does it made you appreciate your other fandoms better?

TOR AND WTVOC DECLARE A DANCE PARTY

 I have no idea if these have been posted or not, I looked back to page 2 and didn't see them, so I figured probably not :)

there are a whole bunch more HERE but they are marked sample.

Enjoy <3

Seriously.

There are SO MANY problems with the imprinting scenario.

1. neither party has a choice
2. it's irreversible
3. it happens the first time a shapeshifter lays eyes on the imprintee after phasing
4. it seems to totally exclude the option that either party might be gay because imprinting appears to affect opposite sex members only, as it's for the purpose of keeping the shapeshifting line strong
5. WTF is up with imprinting on infants??? seriously? dudes spend a few fistsful of years on daycare duty and then move on to feeling the imprintee up as soon as she grows tits?
6. is it supposed to be ROMANTIC that there's no wooing and no connection beyond the supernatural? because personally, i think the fact that neither party has any choice in the affair bleeds any hope of romance right out of the relationship. it's all a bit handmaid's tale to me.

DISCUSS PLEASE.

 GUESS WHAT CAMPERS!!!!!

IT'S EDI GATHEGI'S BIRTHDAY!

IT'S ALSO ONE OF OUR FAVORITE CAMPERS BIRTHDAY...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OHALE!

I LOVE YA BB

PLEASE SPAM THIS POST WITH LOVELY BIRTHDAY WISHES AND PRETTY PICTURES OF HOT SEXY MEN.

 Tonight I found myself wandering through the Tarzhay dollar section. And to what did my wondering eyes appear? But a Celebrity WordSearch book, with the RPatz on the cover in a tiny star. (Right next to Hugh Jackman and Charlize Theron.)

I had to contain my squee. It's a little known fact that feeb01 was put on this earth to SOLVE WORD SEARCHES! That's right, feeb01's hidden talent is such that feeb01 now has to refer to herself in the third person. Feeb01 was wondering how many of these booklets she could purchase without being tazered by a Target rent-a-cop. 

But then, the unthinkable. As feeb01 was flipping through the pages, a celebrity word search was woefully missing. Yep, you guessed it. While the esteemed authors of Celebrity WordSearch had taken the time to create puzzles for the delightful Charlize Theron and the Wolverinetastic Hugh Jackman, they left out...yep...ROBERT PATTINSON!! 

Feeb01 was devastated. She even checked every.single.page of 2 other books, but alas and alack, The Pretty was forgotten. So a word to the wise -- skip the dollar section Celebrity WordSearch book. The cover LIES!!!!!

R.I.P. RPatz'es'es WordSearch career. If only you had lasted. I would have solved you in less than a minute, but the joy would have lasted a lifetime.