Can anyone remember the name of a fic where Edward is in the service, like a Navy Seal or on some type of squat team and Charlie is his boss? The plot of the story is Bella tries to seduce him at her 18th birthday party and he spurns her. Eventually he gives in, they start having an affair, Charlie get's sick at one point, then he finds out. I'm sorry I'm not being specific but I can't remember much from the story. Any help would be greatly appreciated:)

Do you stay in touch with your former romantic partners?

Have most of your break-ups been amicable or messy?

Do you read Just Wait by InstantKarmaGirl?

Does Stutterward own your heart?

Do you want to be part of a team for the FGBEclipse auction?

If your answer is yes to all of the above, come join Team Stutterward! If your interested, contact Amanda (@thurtysomething) on Twitter for details!

i arrived late last night for a series of VERY IMPORTANT MEETINGS

with jandco AND the whole Trainwreck crew.

The meeting with Joe is coming soon, but for now, here are a couple of pictures.

We are about to toast WTVOC with birthday wishes for the ages.

^^^Enjoying coffee                                                         ^^^writing Sanctuary

So I'm trying to post another campfire, and I can't figure out how to put a picture in it.  I clicked on the Insert/Edit image button, put the URL in for the picture, and then nothng shows up.  How do I do this?????????????

Campers, my life is just one big ball of stress right now.  So I was roaming around the interwebs last night, trying to unwind, when I came across this:

http://www.virtualpiano.net/

If you go on there, try playing this for LULZ:

Jjhfdhap as op Jjhfdap aassGGjk
hjk ddssaap uuooaadd
ddssaap uuooaaff G ddssaap oossffjj
jjhffdap ffhhkkzz bbvxxzkj
hjk ddssaap uuooaaff G
ddssaap uuooaaff G ddssaap oossjjj

It's my new favorite thing, and I've just wasted like, twelve hours learning how to play Fur Elise and Never Gonna Give You Up. 

What I want to know is, what are your favorite internet time wasters?  Got any favorite websites to share?  Post 'em in here!

If your pet could talk, what is the first thing s/he would say to you?

So I was re-reading a favorite story of mine this morning called Catastrophic Love Implosion, and remembered all over again why I fell in love with it. It had some great one liners and paragraphs in it. Ones that really touched me. If I had to pick a favorite it would be this:

What does a marriage sound like when it implodes? Is there a deafening crash that leaves an acrid, putrid cloud in its wake? Does it fizzle and pop like an impotent percolator? Or does it shock the soul with silence, with not even a sigh to mark its demise?

So it got me wondering. I know this has probably been done before, but I can't recall when. So... what are some of your favorite lines from a story you like? Which ones really stuck out the most? Is there a specific reason why?

For your time... and because they all look so damn good :)

If you're looking for something to brighten your day...make this! I made this last night and we just tried it this morning. So good!

   Layered Rainbow Jello

It's still FFAF...right? :)

EDIT: Got any fun recipes from your childhood that just make you smile? Talk about them here. Post pics!

So, a reader of mine has sent me a message through twilighted, offering me to translate one of my fics in Spanish. She has stated that other readers, who understand spanish better than english, want to read it in spanish, and thus, they approached her.

Now, I'm not really against translations or anything, but... I want the translation to have the same quality as the original work. That is, I don't want my work to turn into a silly, half-cooked translation in spanish.

How am I to check that? I don't know spanish (maybe a few words here and there, but not in literal sense). I cannot see if she'll do justice in her translation.

So. should I accept her offer?

(In the honour of our beloved ranger's bday, I'm gonna write in all purple font, all through this week. :P)

Hello, i just wanted to ask if any of you here had purchased Unidentified Redhead ? I bought two e-books at omnific last february, valentinecompilation and Alice Clayton's. I'm just not so happy of Unidentified Redhead becoz i can't access it with out internet. Maybe it's their idea of protecting the story against piracy or whatever but still, i think it's ridiculous.

IT'S PRETTY MUCH PAST MIDNIGHT EVERYWHERE NOW (EXCEPT WHERE WTDBOC IS) AND SHE'S BAWWING ON TWATTER, SO:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG PURPLE FONT MONSTER.

I SUCK AND I DONUT KNOW HOW TO DO SPARKLIES ON HERE, AND THIS NEEDS A STICKY AND I CUNT DO THAT EITHER, SO I TRUST A RANGER WILL EITHER TAKE CARE OF THAT OR ELSE DELETE THIS CAMPFIRE AND MAKE ONE THAT WILL MAKE ME FEEL INADEQUATE. BUT I DID MAKE THIS SPECTACULAR MACRO FOR THE OCCASION:

EVERYONE COME WISH WTDBOC A HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND TELL HER HOW AWESOME SHE IS.

(ALSO I TRUST THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF DB PORN. FOR HER OF COURSE.)

He updated again! I love him, he's such a cutie. :)

"How boring is she that he's just 'Oh no, it's alright, you do your own thing, I'll just sit here and sing'"

Oh Alex, you have NO IDEA...

I was just looking for a story I read awhile ago and noticed hey it's not there anymore. After some googling I learned that it has been renamed and reworked and can now be purchased on Omnific.

I understand why an author would do this as they deserve some compensation for their work but I kind of feel used as a reader. I thought of checking out the reworked version but I am not even sure I would want to read it as the use of twilight characters is obviously what made me want to read the story in the first place.

So what is your opinion on the whole Omnific thing? I am sure it differs between readers and writers and I am just genuinely curious.

Call them what you want, the vast majority of us in the forest have them. 

So let's talk about boobs.

Real or fake? Have you had work done? Do you want them done? Have a funny story? Share it!

After many talks with doctors and the insurance company, I have gotten myself approved for surgery. I'm going from an embarassing size to a happy size. I'm ecstatic and fucking freaked out at the same time. 

I'm also drunk and I believe this is the fourth time trying to post this video and not having my post eaten up.

FYT:

In accordance with Free for All Friday, I would like to discuss the best show ever made: 

do you watch? what did you think of the madonna episode? what was your favorite episode/song? what do you think of Jesse St. James omg I am in love with him?

A lot of people have been finding various stories through campfires so I was hoping someone could help me too!  There is a story I am searching for and I tried to search on FanFic but it didn't produce the correct results.  The summary includes something like this:

Alice and Bella are roommates and Alice thinks Bella and Alice's cousin (Edward I think) are made for each other.

I think the author may have a story on my favorite list, but I can't remember.  I am pretty sure it is also completed. 

Any help would be super appreciated!! :D

I love the end, "Lets watch it again!"

From the bottom of my 'lil mango heart...

I was talking to a friend today remembering odd "accidents" we've had when we were little, and I realize I was pretty "Bella" in my younger years... Here are two examples:

When I was 11 I was stepping out of the shower and I slipped. I hit my ribs against the toilet, my toe against the tile (which was broken!) and the skin on my knee got ripped and I had to have stiches.

A month later, I was fighting playing with my sister while sitting on the floor next to a chair, and she "threaten" to hit me with a bottle (yeah, we were angels) I just reacted, and looked away, hitting my brow against the edge of the chair... I looked like this:

So I was wondering... Where you "Bellas" when you were little? Do you still feel klutzy? I should admit, it's been a while since I've seen the floor up close, but I walk more carefully now!

Tell me your klutzy stories!!!!