So I am bored off my ass and have some upwanted house guests here... so I want to know..what celebrities/bands...whatnot you've met in the flesh...feel free to post pictures or autographs or whatever...

I have met these people:

Dexter Holland from The Offspring(he's a high school friends dad)

Jacoby Shaddix from Papa Roach(he's my friends brother)

Daryl Hannah(She's kind of a bitch and a shitty tipper)

Diedrich Bader and his family(They are awesome!!! They also have a little girl whos not in the picture with them)

and hope to add more to this list someday *crosses fingers*

so show me I wanna know

So, a frand raved over these books.  And then another one did and another one did and I was all, weva, I don't read vampire books, duh.  (It should be noted that I said this with a straight face.  In my head.)

So finally I succumbed and I read Dark Lover, the first of the Black Dagger Brotherhood books. 

Holy. Mother. Fuck. Me.

After almost a year of living in ‘wah wah wah we don’t eat humans, we’re sweet vampires’ world, I found vamps with fangs.  And tats.  And guns and scars and oh holy hale, these boys have fangs. 

Or should I say…these MEN have fangs. 

Unf unf unf.

So tell me:  Have you read them?  Did you like them?  Who’s your guy?  I loved Butch’s book, but V will always have my <3. (And any other bits he fancies.)  Also have some serious crushing on Wrath. 

I’ve read six books in about 8 days.  I want to write some seriously smutty BDB fanfic, but JR Robb has said no way to FF.  I think she’s a fucking moron for this, because lemme tell ya something.  IF there was no twific?  I guaranfuckingtee you that I would have gotten over twi a long damn time ago and moved on with my life.  No movies for me, no soundtracks, no sweethearts candy that says I <3 EC.  None of it.  (Okay, that last bit was bought as a gag.  Rilly.)

FYT:

   I've been watching several episodes of Say Yes to the Dress tonight, then I saw the proposal thread down below, and  I know this is a tacky question to ask of people in real life, so...  How much did you spend on your wedding?  Dress, caterer, location, rentals, invites, everything.  Then, where did you go for your honeymoon?   

I'd like someone to rec me some Emily/Sam fic.  Bella is boring the shit out of me right now.   I need a new love story.  So, calling the wolfpack: give me some wolfie love.  

We're baaaack.

this week, we have Eclipse as Interpreted by Trainwreck Part 2.

Don't mind the stunt double.  There are certain things I won't do.

and in case you've missed last week, here's Part One:

This > Eclipse trailer. Who's with me??

Dont mind the title. I couldnt think of one so i quoted Glee. Sue me.

I wanna play a game. Its not really a real one so dont get too excited. Im making this up as i go here, okay?

Okay so the way we're gonna do this is, Im gonna quote a song. Not, you know, a whole verse or anything just a nice little snipet. 

I will leave said quote here and then someone else comes along and leave a video of the song the quote came from as well as a quote from a new song.

Some one will reply to their quote with a vid and a quote.

Got it? Good.  Here we go...

"...Your remorse hasn't fallen on deaf ears, rather ones that just dont care..."

now your turn.

Some of you know that my baby girl is getting married this weekend.  So, today we're at the nail shop (not a spa, just a little shop) and it's packed like sardines with women 'cuz  the weather is sunny and fine.  The women are chatting, the fans are buzzing, the TV is on in the back with Oprah on, and what happens at 4:50 when the Eclipse trailer comes on?  I'll tell you what.  DEAD SILENCE.  You could have heard a pin drop.  Every head in the place turned to the tv and watched.  My daughter, who knows about my fic obsession, looked at me and rolled her eyes so far back in her head I thought she was going to tip off out of the pedicure chair.

We laughed so hard on the way home that I almost peed my pants.  The trailer might suck, but we're all watching.  Happy Friday!

So I am stressed beyond belief since finals are in thirteen days. My usual techniques of hot baths and movies isn't helping, so I tried fic diving for interesting stories. I was wondering since ffn is a black hole when it comes to stories if the wonderful campers had any recommendations.

In the past two or three days I have read A Murmur of Fire in the Veins, A Lesson in Release, Ride it, Taking a Walk on the Wild Side, Get Me to You and Accidental Threesome. 

Story recommendations can be any pairing and any rating, I just seem to be in a Jasper kind of mood recently, and any stress relief tips would be greatly welcomed if you have any to share.

Sorry, but no pretty things to share since my computer is being a pain in the ass and not cooperating :(

EDIT: My computer decided to behave. Here is some funny for you all.

Okay I'll post this while it is still FFAF.

The summary: Edward and Bella are popular and she may be the new girl I can't remember. They make a bet that he will fall in love with her within a short amount of time. Lots of lemons and if she wins she gets his car.

I don't know if it got pulled from FF.net or not, but I have tried searching for it and can't find it. If anyone knows what I am talking about that would be awesome.

FYT

Slash?

 I am a sad, sober panda today.  Tonight is the *big* winefest in my city and I am unable to go.  The worst part is, I work in the industry and most of the peeps that work in my area left 4 hours ago to get their drink on.  So, I am looking for some things to cheer me up.  I don't care what it is.  Fic recs, pictures, YouTube vids, gifs - just post them here.

Have you ever just wanted to pick up and move? I mean as in move to a different area from where you grew up?

I've been wanting to do it for 10 loooooooooooong years, but I'm a wuss.

Has anyone ever did that. If for a job or other reasons just moved to a different part of the country. Especially if you did it on your own.

Any regrets?

Sorry, no hot pics. I'm Tech challenged.

Evenin' guvnors.

I find myself a-wondering - was Twilight your first fandom? I don't know how many of you fine people only entered the world of fanfiction thanks to Twilight.

Your challenge, dear campers, shouhttp://www.adifferentforest.com/Campfire.aspxld you choose to accept it

Rec me a fic from a different fandom!

My offering comes from the Phantom of the Opera:

Erik the Vampire Hunter

Erik's past makes him an ideal hunter of unconventional evil, but when he meets a young collegiate dancer named Christine, he is forced to reconsider the darkness that surrounds him and face the truth about his origins. Modern day AU
Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: M - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 253,252 - Reviews: 1086 - Updated: 4-2-06 - Published: 1-27-05 - - Erik/Christine - Complete

This story was freakin' HUGE in the Phandom. Enjoy and send me your linkage!

Okay, it's FFFA, right? Which means I can post whatever I want and annoy people, right?

Right?

Okay.

A few days ago, I decided my days of lurking/occasionaly leaving comments on campfires were over. I saw that basically everyone was BFF with everyone and thought "hey. Why don't I make friends too, for a change?"

So I created a Twitter account.

Omg.

People help me please I'm so looooooost. There are people randomly having shout outs about "WC" and I'm too shy to ask. What's WC?

I discovered what a hashtag was yesterday and the wonders of retweeting and twitter-jacking.

And people are talking about gchat left and right and I have a gmail but I cant figure out how to work the chat and I don't have any friends

I don't usually need to ask for help for techie stuff but js this is so overwhelming.

Omg please someone take pity on me or I'll have to keep harassing GAW every 5 seconds to see what she means in her tweets. Please, for her sanity and mine, give me the holy key of twitterland.

Anyone?

echo echo

ps: my twitter is @goldenhair2 if someone wants to help me over there and my gmail is goldenhairff add me or talk to me or I don't know whatever just do something please I'm so bored

I was on the bus and eavesdropping (it's hard not to when people are so loud) on several women talking about their boyfriends proposing. I've been having a pretty shitty time and my boyfriend and I broke up this month, so I wanna hear how your fiance/significant other proposed to you. Was it sweet? Were you expecting it? Did it go well? Or did you propose?

Please, give me hope that relationships do work out.

I turned 16 this past Friday and got a lovely card from my grandfather that said "I owe you contacts for your birthday, we'll go get them next weekend."  I have an appointment tomorrow at 10:15 for my contacts exams that I won't be able to get my contacts from.

No offense to any of the Twi-parents but...

WHY ARE PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS SUCH ASSES!!!?????!!!

Cause I have no clue, cause since I turned 13 my life has been a living hell.

Any comments, words of advice, or offers for me to have a new home with you would be greatly appreciated!

It is set in the same town as Twin Peaks, 20 years later.

There is a very handsome boy.

And a cancer patient.

They are fighting over a pretty girl.

In the scary and mysterious city...

...the cancer patient's doctor dies.

This makes the girl very concerned for her cancer patient.

But he has a new, and very creepy medical team. We think the one in the middle played a doctor on Nurse Jackie, so he's probably pretty good.

Oh no, everyone at the mill is on strike!

The girl everyone is fighting over has a best friend who is Goth and wears creepy contacts.

The cancer patient's doctor talks to the handsome boy.

There is a cure involving wolves, and only the handsome boy can help the cancer patient.

The cancer patient is worried because the boy who is friends with the wolves doesn't like him because he took his girlfriend.

It's the Twin Peaks lake. They're going to find Laura Palmer any minute.

That's not her.

It's Laura Palmer's zombie family.

The pretty girl's best goth friend has a hood. Maybe she is little red riding hood and has to help the wolves.

Now everyone is on the Ewok planet and there is going to be a giant battle.

The Zombie Palmers are fighting the wolves.

This makes the cancer patient very sad.

Now the Ewoks are flying around the forest.

Oh, the handsome man is shirtless. Who cares what is happening. We are there!

The pretty girl's goth friends got together and they are reenacting Superman II, but with one extra girl. She's an understudy. I am Zod!

Who is this crazy red-haired lady?

She's strong. She knocked down a tree.

The wolves do not want to become cancer food!

This has been Eclipse

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So I became an aunt last week, and since the I've been bombarded with baby pics and I'm lovin' it! But now I'm greedy and need MOAR! So does any one have cute baby pics they would care to share with me? I don't mind if they're random or if you have a personal connection to them (totally share for bragging rights!). I justt want fat cheeks, little fingers and big eyes.

SPAM ME!

I'll start with my neice:

Little baby Evee <3

NEW PROMO PICS

TELL DR.ISLA HOW THESE MAKE YOU FEEL

What has the Twilight fandom done to ruin (in a good way, of course) your life?

For me, it ruined the name Edward. I loved the name Edward before Twilight came out. And now, I can't name my son's Edward because that would just be...horrible. 

Has it taken away some of your social life? Luckily, my social life has continued to flourish. I'm pretty much a pro at drawing the line on when to obsess over fanfic, reading it and writing it, and when to be with the people that were my distraction before Twilight came about.

So, let's be honest now. Twilight has to have ruined your life in some way or another.

SHARE!