Tor's campire about Rob's earlier job ( who didn't giggle at that?) reminded me that before they were twilight stars they had other gigs.

Who can forget Jackson was in Disney 411? or his mastercard commercial?

Or that peter facinelli was in a teen chick flick called can't hardly wait

Or Kellan Lutz in stick it?

Find me some earlier works from our twlight stars or tell me how much you think they have changed since the twlight mania started.

Not really, but I was looking through my frands list on LJ, and I saw these.

and lol'd.

he looks like a frond in this picture, or something from Lord of the Rings. I can't decide.

it's the foot! in some haircut magazine.

you've been warned.

HELP!

Ok, So for 50%! Of my final grade in my prison studies class I have to write a creative piece. I am writing about a rape victim who later kills her rapist and it sent to prison. It’s crazy depressing and I am trying to find music to get myself into the mindset. I know this isn’t very twi related, BUT I have been listening to Rob on repeat (Never Think). I was wondering if any of you lovely campers have any advice for depressing music? Or anything else that makes you go all emo. I even tried to read downer one shots.

Love you all! Help me survive (and write 10-20 pages).

Also, this paper is coming out kinda fic-ey does that ever happen to any of you? I have to go back and make sure my characters aren't twi named!  

For your time: 

ps. Sorry if this is not ranger approved, delete if you will... I am just desperate!

I've looked but I can't find one.   Is there a search feature in the Forest?    There have been several Harry Potter posts and I lost my bookmarks of them.   I'm getting into HP stories big time and I was hoping to find the rec posts.

Thanks!!!!

Hola chicos!

I have a quick question . . . does anyone know how to make it so that if you have a banner you can add the link to your story to it? Like if you made the banner with paint but want to make it so that it can link to your story . . . I'm so lost at this point.

Thanks for you time, rangers feel free to delete if this isn't appropriate.

OMG OMG U GUISE!!!!! I JUST SAW A RUMOUR SAYING THEY WANT TO MAKE BREAKING DAWN IN 3D

Now of course I know it's probably bullshit, because  Breaking Dawn would never have the budget for that.

BUT JUST IMAGINE HOW AWESOME IT WOULD BE. THE GLORIOUSLY B-MOVIE GORE-FEST OF BREAKING DAWN IN 3D.

UTERUS MUNCHING AND PEDOPHILIC IMPRINTING IN THREE DIMENSIONS!!!

I just feel very, very sorry for the poor actors who will have to do this

P.S. I googled images for Breaking Dawn and holy shit there were some hilarious manips. This whole thing is making me want to read the book

excuse you, you forgot a gif:

Being a firm believer in subtitles, I can't imagine watching a dubbed film, but I do have a thing for watching trailers in dubbed versions. They sometimes just sound so off!

The first "Eclipse" trailer in Spanish is hilarious to me. It's like they didn't even try...

Edward sounds thirty or forty, right? Bella, too. Yeah, that'll work. And how 'bout Jacob's wimpy voice?

Italian Edward...sounds hot (to me), but Jane cracks me the fuck up.

Got any dubbed trailers (or otherwise) that you've found humorous?

This was my reaction when I heard that Breaking Dawn was to start filming in October

Robert-just say NO. Run far far away to a worthy Hollywood project. You are hotter than hot right now. You don't need this embarrassment.

So campers-help us out. Give us your best ideas on how can we can make it clear that we would support Robert fully if he flounced Breaking Dawn. We would throw him the biggest flounce party he has ever seen.

EDIT-Go ahead and make the monstrosity-I just want someone other than Robert to have to rip Bella's uterus apart. 

Okay. I have a couple stories I've been writing and I want to upload them here. But I have no idea how! Also, I needs some inspiration. (IF) I post my stories I will need some muses out there :)

EXPECTATIONS AND OTHER MOVING PIECES www.fanfiction.net/s/5440859/31/  just updated!!!!

AND GET some FREE politically correct lightbulbs HERE:  energyefficientnow.com/tfli_signup.asp

My original twitter got deleted by my insane cousin so I lost a bunch of people who I was following. And there's lots of new campers around.

So let me stalk follow you on twitter y/y?

I am @laserenade It's protected, but only to keep nosy RL people out. (don't click on my links, though. I can't guarantee you won't need a brain bleach)

If you're not following already, ADF is @differentforest

What's yours? 

 Check it out...someone is at the plagiarism game again and not even changing the names of the titles!

If you are in contact with any of these authors, please give them the heads up!

www.fictionpress.com/u/693668/em_penelope

I just discovered the traffic tracker tab thing on fanfiction. I have to admit I was a little surprised, more people have looked at it than I thought they might but, so far no reviews. Ah well its my first story. 

So here are my questions to you all.

Do you look at how much traffic your story is getting?

Have you ever thought about nor finishing a story because no one has reviewed?

 (This needs to approved, I know. But women in a rage can't really be contained.)

OKAY. I know, we all make our Edward/Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle's the best they can be. Sometimes they even break an impossible, binding characteristic and turn into the sweetest boy in the world. The Edward in Fourteen stopped making fun of an overweight Bella long enough to realize she was a good person. The Edward in Master of the Universe gave up an essential part of his lifestyle for Bella. 

Yes, I get it, guys can be amazing, and I see it every day. My dad, although grouchy/old-fashioned/socially retarded, is an amazing man, and I can see why my mom loves him. My guy friends are great guys, and even though they're still too immature to be with a girl right now, when they're finally ready for that, the girls they date are going to be so lucky.

There are, however, assholes out there. Assholes that hide behind nice little masks.

I'm going to give you a situation, and you're going to tell me how you'd react. Be honest, please, 'cause I'm freaking out, and I'm not even a main character.

So, you're gone to Mexico for two weeks, having a nice little vacay. When you get home, you hear rumours about your boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend, that they were flirting, holding hands, etc. You and your boyfriend talk about it. He tells you that he was talking to his ex, and he was really drunk and honestly doesn't remember doing any flirting or holding hands. You're happy he told you the truth.

Then, three weeks later, you find out from the ex-girlfriend's sisters that your boyfriend allegdly slept with his ex. Apparently, after going to the same party as his ex, he decided it'd be totally cool to take her home and "catch up" with her, and apparently ended up having sex at six o'clock in the morning.

You ask your boyfriend about it. He denies it. He denies it to everyone, including one of your best friends (that would be moi.) And most people believe him. 99% of the people involved in all these shenanigans believe him. So what the hell? Why not believe him?

Turns out he did cheat on you. And it's been a month since it happened, and he's been lying, not only to you but, to everyone about it.

I hate drama, really I do. But, when I see someone getting blamed for something I don't think is true, I stick up for them through and through. I've been sticking up for boyfriend since the beginning. And now I feel like a complete and total bitch/asshole.

My best friend's falling apart at the seams, and I need your guys' help. I have zero experience with this shit. Help?

TWILIGHT fans, get ready to sink your teeth into this -- Breaking Dawn, the last chapter in the movie saga, will start filming in October.

Christian Serratos, who plays Angela in the hit franchise, let that slip while in Melbourne yesterday.

Until now there has been no confirmation if the last instalment of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling book series would be filmed.

It is thought the 754-page novel might be split into two feature films along the same lines as Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, with hopes New Moon director Chris Weitz will return to the helm.

While Serratos's Eclipse co-stars Gil Birmingham, Daniel Cudmore and Booboo Stewart remained coy about the film's start date, the actor and sometime model accidentally let the cat out of the bag.

"No word is out yet," Stewart said, to which Serratos quickly replied "No, October."

Birmingham, who plays Taylor Lautner's father Jacob Black, quickly tried to cover up the blunder.

"We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you - like we will Christian," he said.

My thoughts:

I want to know about YOUR history with TWILIGHT

1. When I first read Twilight, there were _____ books completed in the series.

2. When I was finished reading Twilight, I ____________.

3. In all of the books, _______________ is the scene I remember reading the most.

4. I remember that scene because it made me feel ___________.

5. I have read each of the books _____ times and my favorite is __________.

6. I think the books _______________.

I want your HONEST answers and EVERYONE should play, I know you all have read them!

So hop in your time machine and let us know!

Writers get a lot of appreciation.  I declare this campfire an APPRECIATION POST for a different set of VIPs.

THE READERS!!!

That's right.  Because I happen to be a "VIP" writer here at the forest.  But I don't feel like that makes me "hot shit."  In fact... I still feel like barfing each and every time I even consider writing a new story.  And I almost talk myself out of it.  Then I get the nervous butterflies with every single chapter I submit.

After which, I admit, I sit around and watch my traffic.  And I click to read all my reviews.  Why?

Because THE READERS RULE!!!

You encourage us.  You keep us going.  And through constructive criticism, advice, and shared ideas... (GASP) you HELP US LEARN.

It doesn't matter if we write the world's best known fan fic,  or a story that only a few have stumbled upon... WE ALL appreciate our readers.

So writers... come on.  Join me here in saying thanks. 

As I'm reading all the answers to my questions, one thing occured to me.

Most you of don't know what rolling your rim is!

I'm going to educate you non-canadian folk.

To roll up your rims, you need to go to your nearest Tim Hortons. Or Timmies. If you live in Canada there's one on every block.

Then you buy a coffee, or a hot chocolate, or a cafe mocha, or whatever.

Rolling the rims only happens like... once or twice a year. I can never remember.
Once you're finished you roll!

If you're lucky you can win a coffee or a muffin, or a new car. I never end up winning anything. Pisses me off.

I forgot to add - when you say roll up the rim to win, you have to roll your r's and say it in a scottish accent.

The newest installment of the BDB is out!

Who's reading it/has already finished it(eBook)?  (I think it came out today, right?)

If this isn't ok, feel free to DELETE!!!