(This needs to approved, I know. But women in a rage can't really be contained.)

OKAY. I know, we all make our Edward/Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle's the best they can be. Sometimes they even break an impossible, binding characteristic and turn into the sweetest boy in the world. The Edward in Fourteen stopped making fun of an overweight Bella long enough to realize she was a good person. The Edward in Master of the Universe gave up an essential part of his lifestyle for Bella. 

Yes, I get it, guys can be amazing, and I see it every day. My dad, although grouchy/old-fashioned/socially retarded, is an amazing man, and I can see why my mom loves him. My guy friends are great guys, and even though they're still too immature to be with a girl right now, when they're finally ready for that, the girls they date are going to be so lucky.

There are, however, assholes out there. Assholes that hide behind nice little masks.

I'm going to give you a situation, and you're going to tell me how you'd react. Be honest, please, 'cause I'm freaking out, and I'm not even a main character.

So, you're gone to Mexico for two weeks, having a nice little vacay. When you get home, you hear rumours about your boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend, that they were flirting, holding hands, etc. You and your boyfriend talk about it. He tells you that he was talking to his ex, and he was really drunk and honestly doesn't remember doing any flirting or holding hands. You're happy he told you the truth.

Then, three weeks later, you find out from the ex-girlfriend's sisters that your boyfriend allegdly slept with his ex. Apparently, after going to the same party as his ex, he decided it'd be totally cool to take her home and "catch up" with her, and apparently ended up having sex at six o'clock in the morning.

You ask your boyfriend about it. He denies it. He denies it to everyone, including one of your best friends (that would be moi.) And most people believe him. 99% of the people involved in all these shenanigans believe him. So what the hell? Why not believe him?

Turns out he did cheat on you. And it's been a month since it happened, and he's been lying, not only to you but, to everyone about it.

I hate drama, really I do. But, when I see someone getting blamed for something I don't think is true, I stick up for them through and through. I've been sticking up for boyfriend since the beginning. And now I feel like a complete and total bitch/asshole.

My best friend's falling apart at the seams, and I need your guys' help. I have zero experience with this shit. Help?

TWILIGHT fans, get ready to sink your teeth into this -- Breaking Dawn, the last chapter in the movie saga, will start filming in October.

Christian Serratos, who plays Angela in the hit franchise, let that slip while in Melbourne yesterday.

Until now there has been no confirmation if the last instalment of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling book series would be filmed.

It is thought the 754-page novel might be split into two feature films along the same lines as Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, with hopes New Moon director Chris Weitz will return to the helm.

While Serratos's Eclipse co-stars Gil Birmingham, Daniel Cudmore and Booboo Stewart remained coy about the film's start date, the actor and sometime model accidentally let the cat out of the bag.

"No word is out yet," Stewart said, to which Serratos quickly replied "No, October."

Birmingham, who plays Taylor Lautner's father Jacob Black, quickly tried to cover up the blunder.

"We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you - like we will Christian," he said.

My thoughts:

I want to know about YOUR history with TWILIGHT

1. When I first read Twilight, there were _____ books completed in the series.

2. When I was finished reading Twilight, I ____________.

3. In all of the books, _______________ is the scene I remember reading the most.

4. I remember that scene because it made me feel ___________.

5. I have read each of the books _____ times and my favorite is __________.

6. I think the books _______________.

I want your HONEST answers and EVERYONE should play, I know you all have read them!

So hop in your time machine and let us know!

Writers get a lot of appreciation.  I declare this campfire an APPRECIATION POST for a different set of VIPs.

THE READERS!!!

That's right.  Because I happen to be a "VIP" writer here at the forest.  But I don't feel like that makes me "hot shit."  In fact... I still feel like barfing each and every time I even consider writing a new story.  And I almost talk myself out of it.  Then I get the nervous butterflies with every single chapter I submit.

After which, I admit, I sit around and watch my traffic.  And I click to read all my reviews.  Why?

Because THE READERS RULE!!!

You encourage us.  You keep us going.  And through constructive criticism, advice, and shared ideas... (GASP) you HELP US LEARN.

It doesn't matter if we write the world's best known fan fic,  or a story that only a few have stumbled upon... WE ALL appreciate our readers.

So writers... come on.  Join me here in saying thanks. 

As I'm reading all the answers to my questions, one thing occured to me.

Most you of don't know what rolling your rim is!

I'm going to educate you non-canadian folk.

To roll up your rims, you need to go to your nearest Tim Hortons. Or Timmies. If you live in Canada there's one on every block.

Then you buy a coffee, or a hot chocolate, or a cafe mocha, or whatever.

Rolling the rims only happens like... once or twice a year. I can never remember.
Once you're finished you roll!

If you're lucky you can win a coffee or a muffin, or a new car. I never end up winning anything. Pisses me off.

I forgot to add - when you say roll up the rim to win, you have to roll your r's and say it in a scottish accent.

The newest installment of the BDB is out!

Who's reading it/has already finished it(eBook)?  (I think it came out today, right?)

If this isn't ok, feel free to DELETE!!!

I am infamous for browsing the Twilight Awards contest page, and coming away with six different contests I simply don't have time to enter. The topics are to die for, though.

So, what to do? Enter and waste time, or let it alone? What do you do?

ERIC IS BACK. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Ya know how Bella was sometimes surly to Charlie?

He's a man of few words, and yet he'd always manage a "Good morning, kiddo."

and grumpy Bella would harumph or scowl... Yeah. I'm having one of those days.

So tell me campers, was this worth getting up so early for?

WHAT'S SO FREAKIN GOOD ABOUT TODAY?

Okay, so, FYI, the latest chapter of my fic "Breaking News" posted on ADF last Tuesday.  To date, that chapter has over 8000 views here.  And five reviews.  Now, nobody's obligated to say anything at all to me about anything I write - I'm cool if you just want to hang out and read and then move on.  I get it.  I do it, too, and I'm not about collecting hundreds of "OMGZ UPDATE SOON" comments.  But for comparison's sake, the same chapter has something like 5000 hits over on ff, and about 300 reviews.  I know that the other authors here experience the same discrepency, so it's not as though I am giving off some kind of odor (I don't give off an odor.  I swear I don't.  Ask the people around here who've met me.  I'm totally clean and fresh, and not skunky in any way).

My question to you beautiful campers is this: why are you so shy?  You're pretty, and what you have to say is important.  I want to talk to youuuuuuuuuuuuu.  I'm not offended in any way, and this isn't a pathetic plea (seriously, SERIOUSLY, don't review anything if you don't have something to say.  I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm just going to keep telling a story regardless of whether or not people open up a dialogue on the subject with me, because that's how it works in the real world).  I'm just curious.

I told Jennyfly I'd start this campfire.  She said I could.  Sometimes, I think she lets me get away with too much.  But honestly, if there's a reason why you're less inclined to review here than on ff, I want to know about it.

Have you ever read a fic that had a great premise? The original characters were preserved, whilst an interesting and new storyline was introduced?

Have you ever been disappointed, after starting to read said fic, when the grammar and spelling has completely turned you off?

I will be surprised if anyone here is able to say ‘no’.

I started to read a fic today, when halfway through the chapter I was convinced that the author must be from a non-English speaking background. There were mistakes everywhere. They actually spelt tomorrow as 2morrow, had tired instead of tried, misplaced their, there and they’re, had aloud instead of allowed, allot instead of a lot, along with many other grammar and spelling mistakes. I was convinced. Surely, this person was trying to improve their English skills through writing.

I checked their profile, planning on offering myself as a beta, to help them with their language and spelling, to help get this great idea into a better place. The problem was, they were from a country with English as the first language..

Unfortunately, this happens way too often in the fanfiction world. Have schools stopped teaching basic English skills, is text speak becoming too prevalent, or are people just getting lazy with the rules?

I see so many errors that a 10 year old should be able to pick up, especially with spell check! Am I being too hard?

My question is… what is your pet peeve when it comes to incorrect grammar and spelling? Why do you think this is becoming so common amongst English speaking writers?

You can buy Bella's ring!

You can only marry Edward Cullen in your fantasies, but now you can ask your real life lover to propose with the same ring the vamp gave Bella Swan. The ring, which author Stephenie Meyer and Infinite Jewelry Co. co-designed, made its big debut last Friday in the latest trailer for Eclipse. It matches the description from the book:

"The face was a long oval, set with slanting rows of glittering round stones. The band was gold — delicate and narrow. The gold made a fragile web around the diamonds.”

Now you can get it for as low as $35, but the real diamond version sells for $1,979 — I suppose the makers hope some people will actually wear this as an engagement ring...

omg you can bet twihards are going to make their Bf's propose with that hideous pos.

I need fic recs. For, what, might you ask? Well, you don't need to know the specifics, but something recently happened to me that made me think, "Wow, sex really is kinda funny. :D" I'd heard that before & hadn't believed it until tonight. Now, I know that fanfiction is rife with perfect first times & splendiferous sex, but I want your "real sex" fics--sex with people who aren't concentrating on the act or funny mishaps or whatnot. Bring'em on! =D

So, there are a lot of new faces around here, and I don't know you.

I need to rectifyum that

so answer these questions, and learn something new about your fellow campers!

What is your name? (I just need first names)

What is your preferred brand of shampoos and conditioners?

What kind of socks do you wear?

Left or right handed?

If you were transported back to another decade, which would it be?

Do you roll your rims to win?

What's the story morning glory?

Best feeling in the world?

Worst feeling in the world?

Instead of leaves or money, what is the one thing you wish would grow on trees?

Fuck, Marry, Kill - 80'd edition.

Billy Idol

Joe Elliot

Dave Coverdale

FYT:

So the lovely FarDareisMai2 asked the question today:  What is the difference between smut and erotica?  Why is Henry Miller a respected novelist, and others, who write similarly graphic sexual material…not? 

I used to write original fic a long, long time ago.  And one of the reasons I stopped is that my writing groups kept telling me that my writing was “too sensual” for publication.  WTF?  What they meant to say is that you can’t write a graphic description of a languid kiss and get picked up by Epoch or even Zyzzyva (both fairly well-known lit mags).  So I was very excited to come to fanfiction and discover all kinds of great writing, there for free, and lo!  Some of it was kind of sexy.

But now, I’m left with questions:  What’s the difference between smut and erotica?  Why are Miller’s works labeled “literary” and Nin’s labeled “erotica?”  (I wiki’d that shit.)  Is what many of us write smut?  Is it porn?  Does it have literary value?  Can anyone help me answer these questions??

Finally, I wanted to include a photo, for your time.  To my eye, it is impossibly erotic.  To others, it may appear smutty, or dirty, although nothing below the neck is shown.  Still, I will link rather than embed, as I know we all have different ideas of front-page decency, here in the forest. 

http://weheartit.com/entry/320637

(graciously approved by WTDBOC.)

But not as big as this one!

Do you think that she thought about the fact that if someone was to do it doggie style with her-Robert's eyes would look up at them?

Discuss things you regret.

I need help finding a fic!

I have the strongest desire to read something that involves a battle/war between vampires and humans/more vampires where Bella and Edward are on opposing sides. Kind of like the whole setup of the Underworld series except for instead of lycans they are humans.

Help please?

Inside the triangle of love between a Bloodthirsty Vampire, a Violent Werewolf, and an average Human Girl, the TRUE MONSTER is the one you'd least suspect.

discuss.

 Okay, campers, 

WHAT MOTIVATES YOU

In the form of youtubes of songs, lyrics, pictures of beautiful men, glasses of your favorite beverage, books, people, inspirational posters, things you want but can't yet have YOU NAME IT..

I NEED THEM ALL

ALL OF YOUR BEST MOTIVATORS

YOU CAN EVEN GIVE ME YOUR BEST MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH.

DON'T LET ME DOWN!!!!!! I have about a million things to do tonight and I need help finding my drive!

I am listening to this guy right now, but it's obviously not doing enough since I am posting this campfire!

 ETA: I AM CHECKING THIS POST EVERY TIME I FINISH A SMALL TASK AS MOTIVATION! 

 hey everyone.....dis is mii first campfire!!!!!!!!!! can someone plz help me...i cant seem to upload a pic for mii avatar...