omg i'm making a twilight post

source

also, lol at my laziness that i just screencapped the story rather than like, making this post interesting

 I'll be super quick name of fic pretty please.

Charlie kills Edwards mate or something like that so he swears to torture him for all eternity.

Last I read he had seduced Bella and was totally messing with her head.

Sorry, but who else can I ask. You guys are the fountain of all knowledge????

I'd leave a pretty picture but don't wanna take up any space. Thanks peeps x

man, i love this show.  i watched the new pam/eric clip like a jillion times.

discuss how stoked you are for this. 

alternately, try and give me a valid excuse in this day and age of easily accessible via illegal downloading internet browsing that you haven't watched it yet.

and "anna paquin bugs the crap out of me" is not a valid excuse as the eric factor renders your argument invalid.

Apparently, our little KStew is number 6 on FHM's 'Sexiest Women in the World 2010' list. Howboutit?

www.examiner.com/x-23294-Kristen-Stewart-Examiner~y2010m4d28-Kristen-Stewart-named-one-of-FHMs-Sexiest-Women-in-the-World-2010 

Okay- Show me your hot KStew pics!

(This post is dedicated to littlesecret84) 

 So I heard a rumor on the ol' Twatter today.. 

that the dimpled god of whom I tend to get distracted  drool over   has his own Twitter account

(I may have started following when he only had 690 or something followers.. yeh I'm lame)

I checked with KellanLutzOnline (my one stop shop for all news Klutz wise) and they have checked with his brother and it IS apparently him.

Not exactly total  confirmation but ...until he does a PFach and gets his account verified, thats all we have.

And to make this INTERACTIVE 

Which star/B lister/ Strange food are you following on the Twitter? 

I WAS following Nutella for Nutella day. There, now you all know my secret ;o)

Im in collage and writing an essay about the difference between flat and round fish :|

Please give me some GOOD music... think happy tunes :)

Oh yeah and i also have a question for Jandco or Wtvoc if either of them are around.

You know in scotch, does Emmett like Warren G? i've wanted to know that for ages... i think he would jsyk.

If this isn't aloud delete it, im feeling to lazy to ask atm.

Tor's campire about Rob's earlier job ( who didn't giggle at that?) reminded me that before they were twilight stars they had other gigs.

Who can forget Jackson was in Disney 411? or his mastercard commercial?

Or that peter facinelli was in a teen chick flick called can't hardly wait

Or Kellan Lutz in stick it?

Find me some earlier works from our twlight stars or tell me how much you think they have changed since the twlight mania started.

Not really, but I was looking through my frands list on LJ, and I saw these.

and lol'd.

he looks like a frond in this picture, or something from Lord of the Rings. I can't decide.

it's the foot! in some haircut magazine.

you've been warned.

HELP!

Ok, So for 50%! Of my final grade in my prison studies class I have to write a creative piece. I am writing about a rape victim who later kills her rapist and it sent to prison. It’s crazy depressing and I am trying to find music to get myself into the mindset. I know this isn’t very twi related, BUT I have been listening to Rob on repeat (Never Think). I was wondering if any of you lovely campers have any advice for depressing music? Or anything else that makes you go all emo. I even tried to read downer one shots.

Love you all! Help me survive (and write 10-20 pages).

Also, this paper is coming out kinda fic-ey does that ever happen to any of you? I have to go back and make sure my characters aren't twi named!  

For your time: 

ps. Sorry if this is not ranger approved, delete if you will... I am just desperate!

I've looked but I can't find one.   Is there a search feature in the Forest?    There have been several Harry Potter posts and I lost my bookmarks of them.   I'm getting into HP stories big time and I was hoping to find the rec posts.

Thanks!!!!

Hola chicos!

I have a quick question . . . does anyone know how to make it so that if you have a banner you can add the link to your story to it? Like if you made the banner with paint but want to make it so that it can link to your story . . . I'm so lost at this point.

Thanks for you time, rangers feel free to delete if this isn't appropriate.

OMG OMG U GUISE!!!!! I JUST SAW A RUMOUR SAYING THEY WANT TO MAKE BREAKING DAWN IN 3D

Now of course I know it's probably bullshit, because  Breaking Dawn would never have the budget for that.

BUT JUST IMAGINE HOW AWESOME IT WOULD BE. THE GLORIOUSLY B-MOVIE GORE-FEST OF BREAKING DAWN IN 3D.

UTERUS MUNCHING AND PEDOPHILIC IMPRINTING IN THREE DIMENSIONS!!!

I just feel very, very sorry for the poor actors who will have to do this

P.S. I googled images for Breaking Dawn and holy shit there were some hilarious manips. This whole thing is making me want to read the book

excuse you, you forgot a gif:

Being a firm believer in subtitles, I can't imagine watching a dubbed film, but I do have a thing for watching trailers in dubbed versions. They sometimes just sound so off!

The first "Eclipse" trailer in Spanish is hilarious to me. It's like they didn't even try...

Edward sounds thirty or forty, right? Bella, too. Yeah, that'll work. And how 'bout Jacob's wimpy voice?

Italian Edward...sounds hot (to me), but Jane cracks me the fuck up.

Got any dubbed trailers (or otherwise) that you've found humorous?

This was my reaction when I heard that Breaking Dawn was to start filming in October

Robert-just say NO. Run far far away to a worthy Hollywood project. You are hotter than hot right now. You don't need this embarrassment.

So campers-help us out. Give us your best ideas on how can we can make it clear that we would support Robert fully if he flounced Breaking Dawn. We would throw him the biggest flounce party he has ever seen.

EDIT-Go ahead and make the monstrosity-I just want someone other than Robert to have to rip Bella's uterus apart. 

Okay. I have a couple stories I've been writing and I want to upload them here. But I have no idea how! Also, I needs some inspiration. (IF) I post my stories I will need some muses out there :)

EXPECTATIONS AND OTHER MOVING PIECES www.fanfiction.net/s/5440859/31/  just updated!!!!

AND GET some FREE politically correct lightbulbs HERE:  energyefficientnow.com/tfli_signup.asp

My original twitter got deleted by my insane cousin so I lost a bunch of people who I was following. And there's lots of new campers around.

So let me stalk follow you on twitter y/y?

I am @laserenade It's protected, but only to keep nosy RL people out. (don't click on my links, though. I can't guarantee you won't need a brain bleach)

If you're not following already, ADF is @differentforest

What's yours? 

 Check it out...someone is at the plagiarism game again and not even changing the names of the titles!

If you are in contact with any of these authors, please give them the heads up!

www.fictionpress.com/u/693668/em_penelope

I just discovered the traffic tracker tab thing on fanfiction. I have to admit I was a little surprised, more people have looked at it than I thought they might but, so far no reviews. Ah well its my first story. 

So here are my questions to you all.

Do you look at how much traffic your story is getting?

Have you ever thought about nor finishing a story because no one has reviewed?